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Honeymoon or Bust

By

Breonna Jackson

Disclaimer: I have no association with the hit NBC show, Will & Grace.

(Grace Adler and Karen Walker were now officially married, or at least they are in the state of Vermont, but it didn�t matter. It was a wonderful moment that they were able to cherish. The newly married couple stayed up all hours of the night dancing and kissing. Now it was time for the wedding night and Karen was waiting impatiently for that. Karen carried Grace back to their suite to carry her over the threshold. Karen was unbelievably a strong woman and Grace was light as a feather. Karen got in the elevator and managed to press the button to get to the floor or their suite. Grace gazed into Karen�s eyes and smiled at her, then kissed her on the lips. The couple got to the floor and they reached the suite. Grace gave Karen the key and Karen opened the door. Karen and Grace began to French kiss one another. Karen shut the door behind her with her foot and headed to the bed where she laid Grace gently on the bed. Karen got on top of Grace and stroked her red hair as they were kissing one another with fire and passion. Grace ripped off Karen�s jacket and messaged Karen�s back with her long fingernails. Highly aroused, Karen went for Grace�s chest; she managed to pull down the dress to show Grace�s breasts. Then Karen started sucking and kissing Grace�s breasts and Grace cooed in delight. Karen all of a sudden ripped Grace�s dress off of her body and ripped off her own dress. Grace took off her nylons and helped Karen with her nylons too. Grace was kissing Karen�s legs as she was helping Karen slip out of her nylons. Karen groaned in ecstasy. Then both got into bed and held each other tightly in one another�s arms, kissing one another with intensity. Karen had her body pushed against Grace�s body and Grace felt the heat between both of them.)

Karen (as she was kissing Grace): Good lord, I love you very much, honey.

Grace (gasping): I love you very much too, please continue to kiss me. (Karen kissed Grace everywhere she could think of. She kissed Grace�s forehead, cheeks, nose, lips, chin, etc. They made love to one another for hours and hours, until it was the wee hours of the morning and both fell asleep in one another�s arms. )

(Grace woke up later in the morning and found Karen lying next to her, wide-awake and in a robe. She was also holding Grace�s hand and kissing it tenderly.)

Karen: Good morning, baby.

Grace (yawning): Good morning, sweetheart.

Karen: Look around the room. (Grace rubbed the sleep from her eyes, then looked around the room. There were dozens of roses around the room and Grace had a big grin on her face. She pulled Karen to her and embraced her.)

Grace: They�re beautiful, thank you so much!

Karen (kissing Grace on the lips): You are welcome, honey. But that�s not all. (Karen pulled away and got up from the bed. She got an envelope from the table and gave it to Grace. Grace opened it and there was a note, and two tickets to the Caribbean. Grace got really excited, but she managed to compose herself to read the note. It said:

Gracie honey,

I am the luckiest bitch in the world to be married to you. I love you with all my heart and soul, or what�s left of it. Anyway, here is two tickets to the Caribbean, it�s where we are going for our honeymoon. I love you, baby.

Your Wife

Karen

Grace started to cry from the joy and excitement that she felt and Karen started to laugh.)

Karen (laughing): I assume you love the gift?

Grace (crying and pulling Karen to her): Hell yes, thank you so much.

Karen: You are welcome, honey. (Karen held Grace in her arms and kissed her tenderly. She also stroked Grace�s long and wavy red hair.)

Grace (sniffing): So, when do we leave?

Karen: This evening, so we better get our asses out of bed and get packing!

Grace: Well, its still morning, could you at least continue to hold me in your arms, you know I can�t resist you. You have that hold on me.

Karen: I know and you should, you are my wife. (Grace pressed her head against Karen�s chest and wrapped her arms around her waist. Karen kissed Grace softly and held her tightly in her arms.)

Karen: I�ll hold ya as much as you want me to. (Grace sighed and squeezed Karen, while Karen kissed Grace. Grace fell asleep again in Karen�s arms and Karen let Grace sleep in her arms.)

(Later in the afternoon, Karen and Grace met Jack and Will for lunch in their suite before they headed off to the Caribbean. Will and Jack were both excited that the girls were heading off to the Caribbean for their honeymoon.)

Jack: My god, could you two pick a better spot to have sex and do all the things what you want to do?

Will: Yeah, I mean that place is so romantic that I don�t think you�ll be doing much site seeing except eyeing each other�s bodies.

Grace (giggling with Karen): I don�t think that�s a bad thing either, what do you think?

Karen: Oh hell no, honey! I�ve always wanted to make love to you on the beach while the water splashes itself on us!

Grace: And I�ve always wanted to make love to you in a hammock suspended by two palm trees! (Both Grace and Karen got totally aroused by the dirty talk and started making out, when Jack waved his hand in front of them.)

Jack: Helloooo, I�m eating here!

Will: And I�m getting sick here!

Karen (still kissing Grace on the lips): Shove it, fruitcakes!

Will: Besides we have something to tell you!

Grace (still kissing Karen): Tell us already!

Jack: Will and I shacked up last night and we are now a couple! (Karen and Grace stopped kissing one another and stared at Jack and Will in shock. After a few moments in shock, Grace and Karen squealed in delight. The gave Jack and Will great big hugs.)

Grace: Oh my god, it�s about time!

Grace: So c�mon you two, tell us how in hell did all of this come about? (Grace and Karen sat back down on the edge of the bed, holding each other�s hands.)

Karen: But please for the sake of my lingering love buzz, please give us the short version.

Will: Obviously, we got drunk...

Karen: Oooo, I�m liking this already! (She grins)

Will: ...an-nd, we made out last night after the wedding reception, but the next morning we felt something between us. We didn�t feel any disgust or weird feelings between us.

Jack: Yeah, plus when Will and I made up yesterday, something special happened between us, we fell in love with one another.

Grace: This is so exciting, Karen and I a couple, now Will and Jack a couple!

Karen: Yeah, but what about the copper you are seeing?

Will: We broke up, the relationship was getting dull and boring!

Jack: And things will never be dull when Jackie is around!

Karen: As much as we are happy for both of you getting together as a couple, the focus is between Grace and I. (Karen gazed into Grace�s eyes, then kissed Grace�s hand tenderly. Grace stroked Karen�s dark curly brown hair and kissed Karen back. Will and Jack looked at one another and rolled their eyes.)

Will: It never stops with them, they�re animals!

Jack (scoffing): They are like two bitches in heat!

(Later in the evening, Grace and Karen were in a private plane heading off to the Caribbean; the private plane had a bar, refrigerator, stereo and even a bed. It was going to take about twelve hours where Grace and Karen were going. Both were in bed drinking and watching movies. Karen had her arm wrapped around Grace and Grace was snuggling next to Karen.)

Grace: This is so much better than commercial class!

Karen: Of course, honey. I provide for my woman! (She kissed Grace softly.)

Grace: I don�t recall a time since we�ve been together, that we�ve been out of bed.

Karen: Is that a problem?

Grace: I�m not complaining, I mean it�s one of my hobbies. Sleeping, eating and having sex! I enjoy it more since I have you! (Grace squeezed Karen tightly and kissed her neck.)

Karen: I could do this every day, I mean making love to you is wonderful. This bitch couldn�t ask for more! (Before Grace could say anything, the plane hit some turbulence and it began to shake a bit. Karen continues her needful moans for Grace�s caressing lips on her neck without noticing it whereas Grace began to freak out.)

Grace: What was that?

Karen: Oh honey, that was the earth moving with approval to your sexy lips doing its job.

(Karen urges Grace to continue her seduction as the turbulence stops.)

Grace: Maybe you�re right. (Pause) Now where were we?

Karen: We were on our way to paradise.

Grace: Well, I heard it is nice there.

(Grace smiles as she and Karen go back to making out. Then suddenly the turbulence interrupted them once again. This time Grace bolted up from the bed and began to pace.)

Grace: Oh my god, we are going to die!!

Karen: Honey, it�s just turbulence! Calm down!

Grace (starting to cry): I don�t think I can, I hear about this crap on the news all the time!

Karen: Believe me, nothing is going to happen, now come back to back, the pacing will make things worse. (Grace hopped back into bed, terrified and Karen held her tightly in her arms. Grace�s head was on Karen�s shoulder and Karen had her hand on the back of Grace�s head.)

Karen: What can I do to calm ya down?

Grace (whimpering): I don�t know.

Karen: Will this work? (Karen took Grace�s face in her hands and gave her a long and tender kiss on the lips. Grace pulled away and exhaled deeply, then she grinned at Karen.)

Grace: I�m feeling much better now.

Karen: Good!

Grace: Now give me more of that! (With that she pulled Karen to her and she laid her head on the pillow as Karen began to give her an even more longer and intense kiss.)

(A few hours later, Karen and Grace reached their destination and headed off to the hotel where Karen owned. It was called the Caribbean Walker Hotels and it was originally owned by Stanley Walker, but came into Karen�s hand when Stan died. Of course, Karen and Grace had the main suite, which was near the beach. It was the most romantic spot to be at. The luggage was unloaded and Karen poured herself and Grace a drink. She decided to make a toast.)

Karen: Here�s to our honeymoon and the rest of our lives together. I love ya very much and will always be there for you. (Grace blushed and decided to make a toast too.)

Grace: A toast to our lives together and may we have a blast together forever! (Karen gazed at one another, then clicked their glasses and gulped the drinks down. Karen sat the glass down and had her hand on Grace�s face, and then she kissed her tenderly on the lips. Grace reciprocated Karen by wrapping her arms around Karen�s waist. Grace had her head on Karen�s shoulder and sighed in happiness. )

Karen (grinning): What are ya thinking about?

Grace: I�m just thinking how wonderful this honeymoon is going to be.

Karen: Yeah, it�s all gonna be about the sex, baby!

Grace (giggling and blushing): Well, it is really early in the morning and I could use some of that love buzz of yours. (Karen got pressed herself against Grace�s body, becoming very aroused with passion.)

Karen (her breathing heavy): What do you have in mind? (Karen began to nibble on Grace�s ear and neck.)

Grace (becoming aroused herself): I-I-I was thinking that we walk along the beach and t-t-take it from there. (Karen stopped her nibbling and grinned at Grace in excitement.)

Karen: What are you going to wear, a one piece or two piece?

Grace (smiling coyly at Karen): Two piece. (Karen got so excited by this; she fell off the edge of the bed. Grace started laughing.)

Grace: My, are we happy or what!

Karen (getting herself up from the floor): Never mind that, just get ready so we can do some humping on the beach! (Grace was still laughing.)

Grace: Oh that�s very romantic!

Karen: We�ll get to that when we have sex, now c�mon and hurry up! (Grace got up from the bed and went to the closet, to get her bathing suit and robe.)

Grace: What are you going to wear?

Karen (smirking): You�ll see, honey.

Grace: I�ll be out in a sec. (With that Grace went into the bathroom, shutting the door behind her, while Karen stripped out of her clothes and put a robe over her nude body. About a minute later, Grace coming out wearing a thin robe over her two piece skimpy bathing suit and beaming from ear to ear.)

Grace: Are you ready?

Karen (grabbing Grace�s hand and holding it tightly): Hell yeah, let�s go! (With that, the newlyweds headed out of their suite and onto the beach. It was daylight and the sun was rising above the ocean, while Grace and Karen were walking along the beach, with each other�s arms around one another. All of a sudden, they stopped and Karen gazed into Grace�s eyes. Also, she began to stroke Grace�s face and Grace closed her eyes, sighing in ecstasy.)

Karen (softly): You are so beautiful, I want to take you right here and now. (Grace did not say a word, because she and Karen began to French kiss one another with intense passion. Both got down in the sand and Grace laid on her back, while Karen was on top of her, still kissing her and pawing off Grace�s robe, which revealed a pink skimpy bikini. Karen groaned in pleasure.)

Karen: Oh my lord, I�ve died and gone to heaven. (Karen started to kiss and suck on Grace�s neck, then her lips traveled to Grace�s cleavage, which made Grace gasped. All of a sudden, Karen rips off her own robe, to reveal her nude body. That got Grace�s tongue wagging.)

Grace (gasping): Can you do that here?

Karen: Honey, I own this property, I can do whatever the hell I please. Grace and Karen continued to make love, while the surf splashed on them, making them soaking wet and hornier than ever. Grace was tugging on Karen�s wet dark brown curly hair, while Karen was grinding her body into Grace�s body and smothering her with juicy kisses.)

Karen (whispering in Grace�s ear): I love you so damn much, Gracie.

Grace: Me too, Kare.

Karen: What do you want me to do now? (Karen had her forehead pressed against Grace�s forehead and stroking Grace�s wet hair. Grace felt Karen�s intense breathing on her face, which made Grace want Karen even more.)

Grace: Just continue what you were doing. (She pulled Karen�s lips to hers and both kissed with excessive force. Karen was exploring Grace�s mouth with her tongue and groping Grace�s breast, while Grace�s was fondling Karen�s body. Karen planted kisses on Grace�s shoulder, neck, stomach, waist, etc. Grace had let Karen do all the work, because she knew that Karen took pleasure in being the leader when it came down to making love and to be honest, she loved it. Karen was a wonderful love maker and loves it when they make love. She knew that Karen loved her very much and she knew this was the relationship that was meant for her and that was going to last forever. Karen by now was going for the prize and she was kissing it to the point where Grace finally had her orgasm. Grace�s body shivered and Karen laid herself on top of Grace, to keep her warm. Karen was smiling at Grace and stroking her face. )

Karen: Did ya enjoy that honey?

Grace: Isn�t it obvious? I had an orgasm, that should tell you something!

Karen (kissing Grace hard on the lips): I know, let�s get back to our hotel room and get some shut eye, then have some breakfast.

Grace: Didn�t we have breakfast already?

Karen: Don�tcha want food later on?

Grace: Oh yeah, let�s go. (Karen got up from Grace and put her robe on, then she helped Grace up, who also put on her robe. Grace began to shiver and Karen wrapped her arm around Grace.)

Karen: I�ll keep ya warm, honey!

Grace (smiled at Karen lovingly): Thank you, sweetheart. (With that Grace and Karen headed back to their suite. When they got there, Karen stripped out of her robe and hopped into bed. Grace took off her robe and bathing suit, then joined Karen in bed. Karen made sure that Grace was warm by pressing her body against Grace�s underneath the covers. Both gazed into each other�s eyes lovingly.)

Karen: No regrets, honey?

Grace: No, how about you?

Karen: Of course not, how could I have any with you in my arms? (Karen kissed Grace tenderly, and then she and Grace fell asleep in one another�s arms.)

(Later in the morning, Grace and Karen went to the buffet in the hotel and Grace stocked herself up with pancakes, sausages, strips of bacon, toast, waffles, fruit, and oatmeal with brown sugar and raisins. Karen had the usual two martinis for breakfast. While Grace was wolfing down the food, Karen was sipping on her martini with one hand and her other hand was underneath the table on Grace�s leg. Karen moved her hand up to Grace�s thigh, then to her crotch, where she began to message it. Grace almost choked on her food. She looked over at Karen with a grin on her face.

Karen (feign innocence): What? I�m not doing anything!

Grace: Then why do I feel your hand up my crotch?

Karen: Are you complaining?

Grace: Hell no, keep it coming, but don�t sneak your hand up there when I�m eating, I could�ve choked to death.

Karen (leaning over to Grace): Now we don�t want that, do we?

Grace (shaking her head): You were a widow once, let�s leave it at that!

Karen (her lips near Grace�s ear): Let me go underneath the table and do something like ring around the pussy? (Grace giggled uncontrollably when she heard that.)

Grace: Stop it, Kare! We just had sex here a few hours ago on the beach!

Karen: Doesn�t matter, I would like to have sex with you everywhere. This is why we are on our honeymoon, honey. (Grace was started to weaken and was gazing into Karen�s eyes.)

Grace (groaning): Oh god, how can I ever resist you! (Grace grabbed Karen�s face and began to kiss her. Karen was still rubbing Grace�s crotch underneath the table. While they were making out at the table, Karen�s mother, Lois came up to the table and stared at them in amazement.)

Lois: You know, it never surprised me that you did this in public, you always did take after me. (Karen stopped kissing Grace and rubbing her crotch. She looked at her mom in horror and Grace stared at her in surprise.)

Karen: Damn it, woman, what the hell are you doing here?!

Lois: Is that any way to speak to your mother, wait a minute, you�ve always talked to me like that, you got that from you father. That and his voice!

Karen: Will you stop comparing me to you and dad and tell me what are you doing here?!

Lois: Is it wrong for me to come here and give my daughter my best wishes on her marriage?

Karen: Well no, but I smell an agenda here! What is it this time? Did you want me to pay back a loan shark because of a bad investment you made on plastic surgery, what?!

Grace (looking at Karen in shock): Karen, she�s your mother.

Karen: Don�t admonish me, I know what�s she up to!

Lois: Don�t talk to your wife like that, I don�t want anything from you. For the first time, I�m not scamming people!

Karen: Then why are you here when you know that Grace and I are on our honeymoon? (Karen was getting very angry by her mom�s intrusion and Grace defending her.)

Lois: I just wanted to make up for not showing up to your wedding, you know you are so suspicious of everything!

Karen: I am not!

Grace: C�mon Kare, this is not the time and place to start arguing with Lois, just let her give us her support. I think she really is being sincere. (Karen shot Grace an angry look.)

Karen (snapped): Yeah, you would think that since you are naive and gullible!

Grace (getting defensive): Excuse me?

Karen: Never mind! (With that, she got up from the table and ran out of the restaurant, leaving Grace and Lois bewildered.)

Lois: I�m sorry that I messed things up, Grace. But I was here to give my wishes to you two.

Grace (getting up from the table): It�s not your fault, Lois. Thank you. I need to go after Karen and settle this. (She gave Lois a quick hug, then went after Karen.)

(Karen was back in the hotel suite pouring herself some hard liquor, when Grace came into the room, slamming the door behind her in anger.)

Grace: What the hell were you thinking?!

Karen: I was thinking that my mom is a scheming bitch and you were taking her side.

Grace: Lois went out of her way to give us her wishes and you treated her like crap, plus you called my naive and gullible! Have you lost your damn mind, if you have one?!

Karen: First of all, I do have a mind and second of all, you do not know my mother like I do and how dare you side with her!

Grace (shouting): You were rude to her, she you�re mother for god�s sake!

Karen (shouting back at Grace): Your mother is a nutjob and you treat her like crap yourself, so don�t judge me!

Grace (shouting): That�s because she acts like her life is a freakin� Broadway play! (Grace paused for a moment, pacing back and forth.)

Karen: For Christ�s sake, quit that damn pacing!

Grace: You know what, this is not about mothers.

Karen (scoffed): Like hell, it isn�t!

Grace: This is about you. I didn�t really realize until now, but you are so suspicious of everything.

Karen (by now, she was burning with fury): Bullshit, Grace!

Grace: Are you suspicious of me? Is that why you lock me in the hotel suite, when you need to go down and call Jack? Or when I hang out with Will, you call me on my cell to see if I really was with Will?

Karen: No, I just want to make sure that you are safe!

Grace: I don�t think so, Kare. We have a problem here, we barely started our honeymoon and we are already fighting!

Karen: My mother started it, if she didn�t come around, this shit wouldn�t happen!

Grace (screaming): Quit blaming other people for something you did!

Karen (screaming back at Grace): Quit getting into things that aren�t any of your damn business!! (Karen took a huge gulp from her drink and glared at Grace. Grace glared back at Karen. Grace heading to the door and opened it.)

Grace: I need to cool off, so have a good time with your alcohol.

Karen (hissed): My pleasure! (Grace stormed out of the door, slamming the door. Karen poured herself another drink, then sat down on the bed and gulped another drink down.)

(It has been hours since Grace and Karen had the big fight, it was late in the afternoon and Grace was walking along the beach by herself and pretty drunk. After the fight, she went to the bar and stocked herself up with Margaritas and more food. She could barely walk, but managed to walk along the beach, until she passed out in the sand, her face in the sand. Karen was on the patio of the hotel suite and was watching Grace collapse into the sand. Karen ran off of the patio and went to Grace. She picked up Grace and took her back into the suite. She washed Grace off and tucked her into bed. Karen sat on the edge of the bed, holding the unconscious Grace�s hand and feeling guilty what had happened hours before. Hours later into the night, Grace woke up feeling violently ill and shaking uncontrollably. She rushed into the bathroom and began to vomit, waking Karen up. Karen rushed to the bathroom door and began to pound on the door.)

Karen: Are ya ok, honey?

Grace: Go away, I�m sick!

Karen: I just want to help, I�m worried about you!

Grace: I�ll be fine, I just had too much to drink!

Karen: C�mon, honey! Let me in, we need to talk.

Grace: Give me a few minutes. (Grace flushed the toilet, sprayed the bathroom, washed her teeth and cleaned herself up. Then she opened the door and let Karen it. Karen came into the bathroom and looked at Grace with concern. Grace�s eyes were bloodshot and her face was extremely red.)

Karen: What did you do to make yourself this sick, honey?

Grace: I had a few margaritas and some food .

Karen: A few, I think you had enough to fill all the gay men in San Francisco!

Grace: I don�t need this right now, I�m really not feeling good.

Karen: You look like crap too!

Grace (sarcastically): Thanks! (She was ready to leave, when Karen pulled her back.)

Karen: Look, I�m sorry. I�m sorry about everything, let�s try again.

Grace: I don�t know. (Karen started to stroke Grace�s face with her hand, knowing that one gentle touch could make Grace sky rocket.)

Karen (softly): I love you, Gracie. (Gracie closed her eyes and breathed heavily.)

Grace (whispering): I love you too.

Karen: Let�s get in the shower and I�ll clean you up. (Karen began to strip out of her nightgown. Grace started to smile, aroused by it.)

Grace: Suddenly my hangover is gone. (Karen grabbed Grace�s hand and led her to the shower.)

Karen: Isn�t makeup sex wonderful?

(Grace and Karen were in the shower French kissing and locked in each other�s arms. Both were soaking wet from the hot steamy water pouring down on them, which made both of them hornier than ever. Karen was rubbing soap all over Grace�s body and Grace was cooing in pleasure. Then Karen wiped the soap away from Grace�s body with a wet washcloth, and then she kissed every part of Grace�s body. Grace started to shiver from excitement and Karen wrapped her arms around Grace�s waist.)

Karen (kissing Grace on the lips): Do you believe that I�m sorry now?

Grace: Oh yeah! (Karen started to kiss Grace�s shoulder, then made her way to Grace�s neck where she kissed and sucked so hard that it left hickies. Karen got down on her knees, then she worked her way to Grace�s breasts and she began to suck on them. She was also messaging them too and Grace gave her approval by a groan. Karen went to the stomach area and kissed it softly, while Grace was moaning constantly. Grace was on the verge of climax and was wanting Karen to go for the gold.)

Grace (moaning): Oh god, Kare! Give it to me good! (Karen looked up at Grace and grinned.)

Karen: Anxious are we, honey?

Grace: More than that, I just want to cum!

Karen: Here it comes! (Karen went for Grace�s pussy and began to kiss it tenderly, then began to message the clit with her tongue. Grace screamed in pleasure and climaxed into Karen�s mouth. Karen swallowed and licked her lips. She got up from her knees and took Grace in her arms again.)

Karen: That was a midnight snack for me, thanks honey!

Grace (gasping for breath): Anytime, sweetie! (She turned the shower knob to cold to cool her and Karen down from the hot shower.)

(A little while later, Grace and Karen were in bed, kissing one another tenderly and holding each other tightly. Grace nuzzled herself against Karen�s chest and Karen continued to kiss Grace.)

Grace: I�m curious, we have been here for almost two days and I was wondering how many times we had sex since we got married? (Karen stopped kissing Grace and thought about the question for a second.)

Karen: Let�s see, there was the wedding night, that�s one. We had sex on the plane coming here, so that�s two. We had sex on the beach the morning before and we just had sex in the shower, so that makes it four. We had sex four times within two days and it kicked ass!

Grace: You never lose steam, that�s for sure!

Karen: Damn straight, I could have sex with you all the time!

Grace: I�m not sure I can! (Karen pulled away, her feelings hurt.)

Karen (defensively): Why do you mean by that?

Grace (slapping her forehead): Oh god, I didn�t it mean it that way. I meant you have such sexual energy that it wears me out. I mean, it�s a good thing. It means, you�ve done your job.

Karen (getting angry and feeling more hurt): So making love to you is a job, eh?

Grace: Nooooo, that�s not what I meant! (Karen got up from the bed and went to the bar and fixed herself a drink. Grace started to glare at Karen.)

Grace: Fine time to be drinking!

Karen: Don�t judge me, you had a hangover from drinking, until I did my �job!�

Grace: Do we have to argue, we just had an argument earlier!

Karen: Yes, because you have been complaining that we have been making love too much!

Grace (getting upset herself): Since when in hell did I ever complain to you about that?!

Karen: Let�s see, you complained on the plane while we were on our way here and you�ve complained about it today, but I�ve managed to ignore that until now.

Grace: I never did complain about anything, but does it have to be the only thing that we do while we are here on our honeymoon?!

Karen: Well, what else do you have in mind?!

Grace: How about going dancing or playing a game like tennis!

Karen (shaking her head): Honey, I do not do any kind of sport, dancing is fine, but I hate sports.

Grace: You hate anything that requires any movement whatsoever!

Karen: Hey, that�s not true! I�m trying to please you and all I�m getting is complaints! (Karen started to cry and Grace started to feel guilty. She got up from the bed and went to Karen. Grace took the drink away from Karen, sat it down on the bar and she took Karen in her arms, embracing her tightly. Karen had her face pressed against Grace�s chest, still crying.)

Karen (crying): I thought all of this meant something to you, this is our honeymoon!

Grace: I know and it does mean a lot to me. I�ve had a bug up my ass about nothing and I am so sorry for it. I do want you to make love to me all the time during our honeymoon and go dancing with you too. I don�t care if our lives are revolved around that.

Karen (still crying): I just love you too much, that�s all and I do want to make sure that you are having a good time.

Grace: I am having a good time, I just worry too much of everything that�s all!

Karen (sniffing): Well don�t, you are my wife and not Wilma, she does all the worrying for ya!

Grace: True and I would like to not resist you, you are a very sexy woman! (That made Karen feel better and she was beaming from ear to ear.)

Karen: I hope you never resist me.

Grace: I won�t. (Grace and Karen gave one another a long kiss, then hugged one another, cheek to cheek.)

Grace: By the way, did you solve your problems with Lois?

Karen: Yeah, she did want to wish us luck and she ended up giving us two baskets with chocolates and wine as a gift. But she decided to leave the island before she was tempted to do another scam.

Grace: Who cares, I want the chocolate!

Karen: Later honey, I can give you much more sugar.

Grace (gazing into Karen�s eyes): How?

Karen: By doing this. (Karen gave Grace a long kiss.)
The end
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