Dragonzord's Return

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I wrote this don't try to steal it K?

Ernie's Juice Bar, where Kimberly, Trini and Billy are.

Kimberly: So what's this new invention?

Billy: I call it a molecular gender changer, this is only the prototype, but it will changer your gender into the opposite. ITS MAGIC!

Trini: I always wanted to be a man.

Billy: Why is that?

Trini: Because I look like one in my suit, everyone things the yellow ranger is a man.

SHE GOT A THANG IN THAT SUIT! SHE FLAT 2!!!

Bulk and Skull enter

Bulk: Hey, whats this ray gun thing? Give it to me you nerd!

Bulk takes the gender changer and opens arms and they R STINKEH!

Bulk: I'm gonna kill you guys, and then later, find the true identitys of the power rangers.

Bulk pulls the trigger, a ray comes out of the gun, hitting Billy, Trini, and Kimberly.

Bulk: Haha, look at you dweebs!

Trent: Oh god, my dream came true!

Britney: Give it back you jerks!

Kyle: Dude, thats so like not cool. I look like a freaking hippie. YO COOL MAN SAVE THE EARTH I LIKE POT

Bulk: hhahahhaha, I'm gonna zap everyone I see because I want to have sex with them all. Lets go Skull

Skull: Alright since I'm ur bitch.

Ernie: Okay, what will you guys have?

Bulk: How about, GENDER CHANGE? HAHAHHA

Bulk Zaps Ernie:

Elaine: WOW! Hmm I look good in lipstick. I need implants evne though Im like fat already

Ms. Applebee come in

Applebee: Oh whats your name?

Elaine: Elaine

Applebee: I'm a lesbian, lets have some SEX

Elains runs away while Applebee chases her

She like curls up in a bowling bowl and goes down the halls and stuff! TEH HALLSA ND KNOCKS DOWN A WATER FOUNTAIN!

The other 3 rangers enter through a door

Zack: Man, that was some workout

Jason: You're telling me.

Bulk and Skull go in front of them

Tommy: What do you faggots want now?

Bulk: Who are you calling fags? -they shoot the gun again-

Tanya: Whoa, I'm a chick. How did you faggots get a hold of technology like that?

Jenny: Yeah, change us back, I think it's Tanya's time of the month already.

Zaia: Man, this is whack,

Tanya kicks the machine out of Bulk's hands and smashes it on the ground/

Jenny: Hey dumbass! How the hell are we going to get back to normal wihtout the gun? You ruined everything!!!1

Jenny Chokes Tanya:

Zaia: Girls, Girls! lets just go up to Billy and get him to invent a new one

Tanya: Wheres my BRA? WHERES MY FUCKING BRA?!

They go to the table with Britney, Trent, and Kyle.

Zaia: Dude Britney, You're hot.

Britney: Are you gay?

Trent: heres my bra Tanya, now get off your period you bitch I hate you we all hate you now go jump in a fucking lake.

Zaia: No I'm actually a guy but some dumbass turned us all into girls.

Britney: Wait, Zack?

Zaia: Well thats my old name, we all automatically changed our names to make them more girlish like.

Britney: It's me, Billy!

Tanya: HAHAHA Zack wants to fuck Billy!

Zaia :Shut up you flat chested bitch

Britney: Shut up both of you, now we need to figure out how to change it back.

Zaia looks at where bulk and skull were

Zaia: Oh look, I think the gun wasnt done doing its work.

They both turn around and see:

Bella and sue!

Bella: Okay make a new one.

Ms Applebee come back and sees Bella

Applebee: Oh look another fat bitch like me, lets DO IT RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW WANT SOUP?!

Bella runs away screaming: MOMMY!

Britney: Okay, so lets talk to Zordon since he fixes everything.

AT ZEDDS CASTLE

Zedd: Hahah, the Power Brats are now opposite genders! Hahaha, I got the perfect monster for them!

Command center:
Alpha: AI YI YI YIYI YI YI Dragonzord is back again and destroying everything

The rangers enter

Alpha: AY YIYIYIYIYIYI even more trouble!

Tanya: Good to ---

Jenny: SHUT THE FUCK UP, GOD! I'M THE FUCKING LEADER AND I TELL ZORDON WHATS WRONG. THE EPISODE WHERE YOU BECAME LEADER IS NOT CANON OKAY?! Zordon Billy's stupid machine accidently turned us all into opposite genders.

Zordon: Okay, me and Billy will work on a machine, but theres something else going on, Dragonzord has awaken from his slumber and is destroying Angel Grove

Jenny: TYPICAL, ANOTHER FUCKING TOMMY EPISODE, GOD MAKE IT END PLEASE.

Trent: Tell me about it.

Jenny: Okay guys, ITS MORPHIN TIME

They do their morphin thing and teleport to where the Dragonzord is

Jenny: Okay, this is no good

The Dragonzord almost squishes everyone but they dodge it because the power rangers cant die and they always win no matter what, OH SHIT I SPOILED THE ENDING SORRY. The dragonzord like hits the sugar factory and the rangers get covered in sugar.

Zaia: I like this, reminds me of crack! I WANTA STRAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Dragonzord takes one of the tops on the factory using old footage (THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE STRIPES LOOK O N UTUBE.COM FOR WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT) and uses it as straw to suck up all the sugar.

Zaia: Oh no you didn'

Kyle: My god Zaia, you're so black.

Tanya: okay, it's...

Saba: SHUT THE FUCK UP, I MAY BE A FUCKING SWORD, BUT IM TIRED OF BEING IN YOUR SHADOW, GOD! NOBODY GIVES ME CREDIT, FUCK THIS IM LEAVING.

Saba dissapeers

Tanya: Oh shit, now how am I going to summon the Tigerzord to battle Dragonzord again. They really need to make a sentai episode where those two battle so we wont have the crap like last time with two episodes spliced together.

Zedd: Think thats bad? I'm going to plant a bomb in the world so it blows up in a few hours not a few minutes because I'm going to lose like ALWAYZ!

Zedd plants TEH BOMB!

Jenny: Oh no I know out of nowhere that the bomb is like going to blow up the world in 3 hours we have to do something.

TO BE CONTINUED IN CHAPTER 2!!!!!