Naked Wednesday | By : Snow Category: 1 through F > Friends Views: 13113 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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Chandler had just arrived home. He came into the apartment. He said, “Joey, I am going to my room to change."
Joey replies, "Chandler did you forget something?"
"What Joe?" Chandler asks heading to the living room.
"It is naked Wednesday, so you have to remove all your clothes when you enter the apartment." says Joey.
Chandler walks over to his chair and sits down. He looks over to see Joey is naked in his chair. Chandler sighs and then removes one shoe and then the other. After that he takes off one sock and then the other. Then Chandler stands back up and removes his suit jacket and tie. He unbuttons the cuffs and then buttons down the middle of his shirt. He untucks the shirt and lifts it out of his pant and then removes it. He takes off his belt and then unbuttons his pants. He slowly unzips then and push them to his knees and once they reach the ankles kicks them off. He them removes his plaid boxes slowly pulling them don over his dick. Once they hit the ground he steps out of them and he back to the kitchen for 2 beers. He brings one over to Joey. After Chandler sits down there is a knock at the door.
"It's open come on in." they both reply. It is Richard, Monica's boyfriend.
Richard asks, "Can I join you?"
Chandler says, "You need to get a chair from Monica's first." Richard goes over to Monica's apartment. As Richard is leaving Monica's you can hear dishes breaking.
Monica is heard saying, "Take the chair and get out you bastard!" Then there is the sound of a dish breaking. Richard re-enters Joey and Chandler's apartment.
"What happened?" they asked.
"I broke up with Monica, Can I have a beer?" says Richard.
"Sure, but you have to get naked first because it is naked Wednesday over here” Joey replies.
Richard says, "Oh what the hell".
He puts Monica's chair down in the kitchen and removes his shoes and socks. He takes the chair and places it in the leaving room between Joey's and Chandler's chairs. He goes to get a towel to sit on from the bathroom. After he places the towel on the chair, Richard goes over to the couch and starts stripping again. He takes off his jacket and tie and throws them on the couch. He unbuttons and removes his collared shirt.
He lifts his t-shirt over his head and reveals his hairy chest. Chandler and Joey look over as Richard is removing his belt very sexily. Then Richard unbuttons and unzips his pants and slides them to his knees. Then he kicks them off. Chandler and Joey are staring at Richard's gray boxers wondering what is underneath. He removes them very slowly and finally after about 2 minutes he pulls them down so that you can see his pubic hair. Richard holds his boxers there for about another minute before removing them and revealing his dick. After which Richard goes to the fridge and grabs three beers. He heads back to his chair.
"Now what?" Richard asks.
Joey says, "We watch porn and drink beers."
After they were all really drunk, the decided to order a pizza. The guy at the pizza place said that they would be at least any hour, so the guys become bored.
Chandler suggests, "How about we play Truth or Dare?"
Richard says, “I am game."
Joey says, "I am in too."
"Ok, I will go first since I thought of the game." said Chandler.
Chandler says, "Truth or dare Richard?"
Richard says, "Dare"
Chandler says, "I dare you to 30 nude jumping jacks with your dick facing towards Joey and I." Richard gets up and turns toward Chandler and Joey and does his 30 jumping jacks.
After which Richard asks, “Joey, Truth or Dare?"
Joey responds, “Dare”
Richard says, "I dare you to put whipped cream all over Chandler chest and lick it off."
Joey goes to the fridge and gets the whipped cream and spreads it all over Chandler's chest. Then Joey licks it off and Chandler gets an erection.
Joey asks Richard who takes a dare. Joey dares Richard to jack off both him and Chandler. Chandler and Joey move their chairs closer, so Richard can reach both of their dicks. He reaches he left hand over to grab onto Joey's dick and his right hand takes Chandlers. He starts out with a slow pumping action and then gets faster and faster. Richard looks over to see Joey getting hard and Chandler gets hard not to long after.
Richard keeps pumping and pumping the guys are starting to moan, "Oh yah faster!" Richard gets Chandler to cum first and then Joey. After which they both pass out. Richard goes to the bathroom to wash his hands. When Richard reappears, he looks at the guys and thinks I didn't get my turn.
Then there is a knock at the door. "Pizza" says the guy at the door.
Richard goes over to his pants and grabs some money.
He opens the door and the pizza guy says, "Your completely naked. The pizza comes to $12.77."
"Here is the money for the pizza, but if you come in I'll give you a big tip." Richard says. Richard places the pizza on the counter and the guy comes in and introduces himself as Eric.
Richard asks, "Do you want to play a game?"
Eric says, "How about truth or dare it is my favorite game?
Richard says, "Ok, Truth or Dare"
Eric not wanting to be a wuss takes a dare.
Richard says, "I dare you to suck my dick."
Eric gets on his knees and licks Richard's dick first and then slowly puts Richard dick in his mouth. Eric notices Richard dick getting bigger and bigger he doesn't know if it will stop growing. Richard closes his eyes and Eric starts lick Richard's dick as Richard moans and he is close to coming. After about another few minutes Richard shoots his wad on his own chest.
Richard takes a dare and is dared to run naked throughout the building without cleaning himself. Richard runs through the building trying not to let his cum touch the ground. He gets back to the apartment to find Eric in the shower. Richard heads to the living room and picks up his towel and heads to the bathroom. Eric is just getting out of the shower as Richard enters the bathroom. Richard sits on the toilet and plays with himself as Eric is getting dressed. After that Richard gets in the shower .Once Richard is dressed he gives Eric $400 and Eric leaves. Richard locks the door and decides to have some more fun with Chandler and Joey since they are passed out.
Richard decides to play with Chandler's dick for a while. He sits back in his chair and plays with it for about 2 minutes. Then he wakes up Chandler.
Chandler still drunk says, "What is going on?"
Richard says, "You never gave my turn."
Chandler says, "Fine if it will let me get back to sleep!"
Richard says, "True or Dare Chandler."
Chandler says, “Dare."
Richard says, "I dare you to jack me off"
Chandler says, "Fine!"
He reaches over and grabs Richard's dick and starts moving his hand back and forth. Chandler opens his eye wide when he sees how big Richard's dick is getting. He continues to jack Richard off for about another 3 minutes and then he feels the pre-crum and about another minute Richard cums.
Chandler says, "Let's go shower now!" Richard follows Chandler into the bathroom and then they both hop in the shower. They wash each other and play in the shower for about a half hour. Chandler gets a blanket from the bedroom and lies back down in his chair. Richard follows him back into the living room.
Chandler yawns and says, "Don't wake Joey because he will...." and Chandler drifts off the sleep.
Richard says, "Chandler what do you mean?"
But Chandler doesn't hear him, so Richard figures it isn't important. So, he decides to play with Joey's dick and then wake him up. Rich takes Joey's limp dick in his hand and makes it hard. Then he decides to wake Joey up.
"Who the heck woke me up?" Joey says. Then Joey gets angry and shouts it, "WHO THE HECK WOKE ME UP?" Richard is now afraid to respond.
Richard takes a minute and then says, "It was me Richard."
Joey still very angry says, "Fine then I am going to milk you like a cow."
Joey goes to get a bucket that they keep in the bathroom. Richard thinks this is the reason that Chandler tried to warn me not to wake Joey. Joey comes back with the bucket and chases Richard around the room. Joey finally catches Richard and puts the bucket under Richard's dick. Joey then takes Richard's dick and strokes it.
Joey says, "Nothing coming out."
Richard says, "I am not a cow, so no milk is going to come out."
Joey says, "Well something is going to go into the bucket!" He continues to stroke Richard's dick until it hits the bottom of the bucket. He continues to stroke it for about another 3 minutes until Richard cums.
Joey says, "See now that wasn't so hard. Now I am going to ride you like me own little pony."
Richard is confused by what Joey means but is afraid to ask him. Joey goes to the bathroom and come back with some lube and Richard knows what is about to happen and he braces himself. Joey lubes up his dick and Richard's butt. Joey still being mad rams his dick up Richard's butt as hard as he can the first time. Richard cries out in pain a little. Joey continues doing it not so hard until he cums. Then he gets up and takes Richard to the shower. In the shower Joey lets Richard play with his dick. He gives Richard a blow job to try and make up for the roughness. Richard pushes Joey head back and forth and doesn't let him off until he cums. They get out of the shower and dry each other off.
Joey says, "I'm sorry man but when I get woken up I get really mad."
Richard says, "I will remember that for next time."
Joey says. "Let's play a trick on Chandler. Get some warm water and we will stick his hand in it." Richard gets a bowl of warm water and they stick Chandler's hand in it. Then the watch Chandler pee all over himself. The both laugh and then Richard puts the bowl in the sink.
Richard says, "I am going to sleep on the couch."
Joey says, “Come on Richard you can sleep in my bed." Joey and Richard who are both naked walk to Joey's bedroom and hop in to Joey bed and cuddle. Joey falls asleep first and then Richard because his butt is still a little sore.
Richard wakes up first still cuddling with Joey. He reaches for his watch and then Joey's alarm goes off. Chandler wakes up and wonders how he got a sticky chest. He turns on the shower and hops in. Richard rubs his eyes and wonders how he got here and why he is cuddling Joey and looks down and shocked to see that he is naked. Richard wonders what happened to his clothes.
Joey gets up and says, “Good Morning Richard!" He looks at the clock and says, "We better get up or we will both be late for work." Joey says, "I need a shower!"
Richard says, "Me too! But Chandler is in there."
Joey says, “Who cares we got to get to work and he doesn't. Besides we have already seen him naked."
Richard says, "What do you mean we have seen Chandler naked?"
Joey responds, "Don't you remember anything about last night?" He laughes and smacks Richard on the butt.
Richard looks confused and replies, "No"
Joey pulls back the covers and says, "Come on let's just head to the bathroom."
They both get up and waked naked to the bathroom. Chandler left the bathroom door unlocked. So, Richard and Joey hop in the shower behind Chandler. Chandler doesn't see them because he has his eyes closed.
Richard and Joey start washing each other. Joey's dick is facing Richard's dick, so his butt is facing Chandler. Chandler drops his soap and touches Joey's butt.
Chandler screams, “What the heck is going on??"
Richard says, "Sorry we don't want to be late for work, so we are sharing your shower."
Chandler says, “Fine just don't touch my dick"
Richard and Joey whisper something to each other and then laugh.
Joey says, “Why are you in the shower so early Chandler? You don't work on Thursdays remember?"
Chandler says, “I woke up and my chest was a sticky." Richard and Joey laugh again.
Chandler says, "All right what is going on?"
Joey says, “We put your hand in warm what and made you pee on yourself"
Chandler says, "Why did you do that?"
Joey says,"Duh because it was funny." Richard and Joey laugh again.
The finish showering and get out and dry off. Chandler wraps a towel around his waist and heads towards his room. Joey and Richard walk naked back to Joey's room and get dressed together. Joey and Richard come out of Joey's room and head to the kitchen for a quick breakfast.
Joey says, "Bye Chandler see you later!" Then leaves Richard sitting in the kitchen by himself.
Richard then gets up to leave. Richard hollers, "Thanks Chandler! I am going to work now. See you later."
Chandler pops his head out and says, “Bye" as Richard is leaving.
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