Boss Takes the Farm | By : Snow Category: 1 through F > Dukes of Hazzard Views: 5207 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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Boss Hogg devised a plan to take the Dukes farm. He changed the due date of the Duke's mortgage without telling them until today. Rosco comes up to the door and knocks. Uncle Jesse comes to the door. Uncle Jesse says, "What do you want now Rosco?"
Rosco says, “Boss Hogg told me to tell you to pay your past due amount on the mortgage by next week or he is going to take your land."
Uncle Jesse said, "What late fees?" Rosco show him an amount due of $5,000. Uncle Jesse says, “Get out of my house Rosco!"
Daisy asks, "What is wrong Uncle Jesse?"
He tells her about the money due for the mortgage. Daisy goes out to her jeep. She uses her radio and says, "This is little bo beep come in".
Luke responds, "Go head Bo beep"
"Uncle Jesse is in trouble Rosco says he owes 5,000 on the mortgage." she replies.
"How could that be? says Luke in disbelief. "We are head to the bank know to check it out. Talk to you later Daisy." says Luke.
They get to the bank and Luke decide to let Bo handle it. Bo goes into the bank and goes up to Sara the teller at the bank. He starts flirting with her.
The bank teller finally asks, "What do you need I have other customers that I need to take care of." She states angrily.
He says, “I need to find out why we owe $5,000 on the farm. Can you help me out?"
She says, “WelI I don't know. I am not really supposed to give out that information."
He undoes a button on his shirt. She says, “Well maybe I can do it if you unbutton a few more buttons on that shirt of yours and take me out Saturday night."
Then he pauses for a moment but then thinks what harm could it do because it is for a good cause to save the farm.
Then he goes back to his shirt and he unbuttons one more button and then another and another until his chest is exposed so Sara can now see Bo's sexy pecs and abs.
"Now I want you to remove the shirt." Sara demands.
Bo says, "What?? Why?"
"I could get in trouble for giving you the information so I want something in return for the information." Sara states.
He shakes his head and eventually gives in and throws the shirt at her.
"Now the belt too and rub it through your crotch." She demands
"Say what?" No!" Bo replies.
"So I guess the information just isn't that important too you. Now is it? I will just take care of the next customer." Sara says.
Again reluctantly Bo slowly removes his belt and rubs it through his crotch about five times.
"Is that good enough?" Bo asks
She looks at the half naked man standing in front of her and replies, "No I want the pants too."
Then Bo looks at her and stamps his foot and shakes his head for a moment. But finely his unbuttons and unzips his pants and then slides them to his ankles. He stands there just in his black boxers.
"Happy now??" Bo replies with a little bit of anger.
"Almost. Pick me up at 7pm on Saturday for a date and we will be square." She replies.
"Now let's look at the account." She hit some buttons and brings up the account. She replies, “It says here that you owe over $5,000." She looks further and find something else. She says, "It looks like the due date of your mortgage was changed from the 30th to the 1st over a year ago." Bo thanks Sara and heads back to the General Lee where Luke is waiting.
Bo gets back in the car and Luke stares at him because he isn't wearing his shirt or belt.
"What happened at the bank? Did your shirt and belt just fall off in the bank?" And why are your pants open?" Luke says.
" I had to bribe Sara to get the information that we needed. It seems that someone changed the due date of the mortgage over a year ago." says Bo.
"Are you going put your shirt and belt back on and button and zip up your pants?" Luke states
Bo replies, “No! Does it bother you Luke that I am not wearing my shirt or belt right now and that my pants are unbuttoned and unzipped?
"Not all" Luke replies. "Good then let’s get back to the farm and call Vance, Coy and Cooter and meet at the pond." Bo says. The get back to the farm and call Vance and Coy and tell them to meet them at the pond. Bo calls over to the garage and tells Cooter to meet them at the pond too.
Since Bo and Luke are the first one to arrive at the pond, they hide the General Lee so no one can see it but them. Bo removes his already unbuttoned shirt and places it in the car. He sits down and removes his boot and sock and throws them in the car. Luke unbuttons his plaid shirt and takes it off and put it in the car. Luke sits down and removes his boots and socks. Then Luke removes his belt. They both place their belt in the car at the same time. Bo removes his pants. He then pushes them his knees and once at the ground steps out of them.
“No underwear today" Luke stares at Bo for a second and says.
Bo laughs as he puts his pants in the car and replies,"Nope!" Bo jumps in the pond now that he is completely naked. Bo watches Luke take off his pants. Luke unbutton and unzips them, and Bo see Luke's butt as he is removing the pants.
"I see someone else forgot underwear today." Bo has a good laugh this time. Luke finishes getting undressed and put his clothes in the car and then jumps in the pond. Cooter arrives at the pond next.
“Thanks guys I sure need to cool off today." Cooter says.
The guys say “Stop chatting and get our clothes off and get in here.
After the quick greeting Cooter finds a shady place to park his truck. Once his truck is parked Cooter kicks off his shoes and socks.
He unbuttons his shirt and removes his shirt placing it next to him. Cooter removes his pants in his truck as well. Finally, Cooter removes his boxers in his truck quickly because he wants to jump into the pond. Cooter gets out of his truck completely naked and walks over to the pond and jumps in. Finally, Vance and Coy arrive.
“We didn't have time to grab our suits, so I hope it is ok to go naked." states Vance.
The other guys say “It is fine just get naked, so we can figure out how to get the far back."
The cousins look find a place to park their car in the shade. He and Coy start stripping as fast as they can. First, they lose the shoes and socks. Then the shirts and pants come off. Once the pants come off they are naked because they didn't wear any underwear today. Vance and Coy jump into the cool and refreshing pond. Bo explains the situation to everyone.
"What are we going to do about the $5,000?" Bo asks.
Vance says, “I have an idea we can challenge six of their men to a game of poker but use Uncle Jesse's moonshine to get them really drunk. We can also use Daisy as a distraction."
"That sounds great but how do we get them to agree to it?" says Luke.
“We make it sound like it was their idea and we get their money to pay the mortgage and maybe a little extra." Coy says
"What do you mean a little extra? Like we leave them naked or something?" says Bo.
"Now you have the idea!" Vance replies.
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