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Lexx: Truth or Dare
By : lexxfan4life
Category: G through L > Lexx
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It just so happens that the carrot ordeal is over. To celebrate, Bunny came up with something fun in mind. Everyone was on the bridge and Bunny happened to be standing between Stan and Xev when she came up with a great idea to pass some time. Something that the crew of the Lexx would find interesting.

Bunny: Who wants to play a game?

Bunny asks to break the silence on the bridge.

Xev: What kind of game?

Stanley: Can it be more interesting than watching Kai and Prince play Chess?

Bunny: I never quite got Chess, so this particular game will be more interesting.

Xev: So, what kind of game is it?

Xev asks, eager to try something new.

Bunny: It's called Truth or Dare. We used to play it in high school all the time, it's really fun.

Stan, never having to have heard of the game, doesn’t seem interest in the game.

Stanley: Yeah, I'm sure Bunny you used to play some wonderful games in high school, but you see now were grown ups, and now we play grown up games.

Bunny: It is a grown up game.

Stanley: Oh yeah, how so?

Bunny: Well, you have to play to find out

Xev: All right

Bunny: Come on!

Then that’s when Priest and Prince join in on the circle. Prince had no idea what the game is either, but Priest does cause they played it together at the White House before. Bunny starts introducing the proceeds of the game to the newcomers who haven’t played it before.

Bunny: Okay, so someone starts off by asking someone else "Truth or dare?" Now if you say "Truth" then you have to answer the truth, no matter how weird or embarrassing it might be. And if you say "Dare" then you have to do whatever that person dares you to do.

But that’s when Prince tries to get up, unwilling to participate in such an embarrassing game. Kai, standing behind, starts tapping on his brace pocket for Prince to see, waring him to stay on the bridge or else. Prince lets out a heavy sigh and sits back down in his place.

Stanley: Yeah well what about if you said like, "Stan, jump off the bridge"?

Bunny: I wouldn't say that.

Stanley: Yeah, but what if you did? Would I have to do that? Because if I do, I'm not playing.

Bunny: Well, you're supposed to give people hard dares but, you know, ones they can do, not ones that are gonna like kill them, or anything.

Prince makes a remark.

Prince: Too bad, Stan. That would have been my first dare for you.

Stanley: Ha ha.

Xev: This could be fun.

Stanley: Or not.

Bunny: I’ll start first.

Bunny turns her head to face Xev.

Bunny: Okay Xev, truth or dare?

Xev: Um...truth

Bunny: Okay, have you ever wanted to go all the way with Stan?

Xev: Stan? Let me think. Have I ever wanted to go all the way with Stan? Now when you say “all the way”, do you mean giving him everything a love slave could give a man, like a total passionate commitment to satisfying his every desire?

Bunny: Yeah.

Priest and Prince, especially Prince, couldn’t wait for this answer. But, it looked clearly obvious to what Xev’s answer would be, cause Xev has no attraction for Stan.

Xev: No.

Stan looks disappointed. You think he'd be used to this by now. That’s when Priest points at Stan and laughs at his failure.

Xev: Sorry Stan, it's the truth.

To get back at Xev, Stan has already thought of a good dare for her.

Stanley: My turn. Truth or dare, Xev.

Xev: Dare.

Stanley: Okay Xev. I dare you to right now plant a real, live wife bank-trained, love slave quality big, fat wet kiss on me.

Xev looks over to Bunny, considering that that the dare is unfair, for her, to perform. Especially to Stan.

Xev: I thought you weren't supposed to give people dares that you knew they couldn't do.

Stan cuts in before Bunny could say anything.

Stanley: Yeah, unlike jumping off the bridge, well locking your lips on mine is not exactly like jumping off the bridge Xev, not exactly at all, as you will soon find out.

Xev: Okay, I take your dare. I'll show you how a love slave kisses.

Xev leans forward. Stan puckers up. The rest turn their head in disgust. Xev only gives Stan and quick peck on the lips and sits back in place, which surprises Stan and not everyone else. Stan gets upset by this.

Stanley: Oh come on, that's cheating! Xev, you're cheating.

Xev: Cheating? How so?

Stanley: You call a peck on the lips a real kiss?

Xev: I would have giving you the kiss you wanted, but the brief moment, that our lips touched, I just couldn’t go through with it.

Priest, again, points his finger at Stan and starts laughing at his failures. Bunny couldn’t help, but giggle along with her husband.

Bunny: A kiss is a kiss.

Stanley: I can see that I’m not gonna get very far in this game.

Stanley says as he pouts. It is clearly Bunny’s turn to ask somebody Truth or Dare. Bunny looks around and decides to give Isambard a “truth” and Priest a “dare”.

Bunny: Mr Prince, I’m giving you a truth and you, sweetie, a dare.

Prince face-palms. He, clearly, doesn’t want to answer anything embarrassing. Especially in front of other people.

Bunny: Sweetie, I dare you to do a sexy dance, while stripping. Mr Prince, have you ever kissed another man?

Bunny asks while giggling. Prince had no idea on how to answer that. He once transformed as Xev to sexually get the key from Stan. Stan, on the other hand, is feeling ashamed that he actually had the thrill of a lifetime with Prince. Something that neither of them wanted to talk about, cause it’s that embarrassing. Of course, 790, who was silent on the bridge, opens his mouth.

790: Of course he did. He once brought Stan to the edge of sexual ecstacy to get the key to the Lexx. I remember that day like it was yesterday.

Stanley: That’s not fair, 790. He was pretending to be Xev. I had no idea it was Prince til Kai killed him.

Xev just had to add her input. She wanted to know more about that day.

Xev: So, it was the thrill of lifetime, was it not?

Stanley: Don’t remind me. I felt disgusted after I found out that I “did it” with Prince.

Prince: You weren’t all-that, Mr Hurricane.

790: Comes in strong and ends in disaster.

Bunny: I take that as a “yes” then.

Bunny, Xev, 790, Priest and even Prince start laughing at Stan. Stan had no comeback towards Prince or anyone else. After the laughter dies down, Priest proceeds with his dare.

No one wanted to see Priest dance, so everybody looks away in disgust. Bunny was the only one enjoying herself as she starting making her own music for her husband to strip to. Priest is having a good time at laughing and doing a goofy dance while removing his shirt and underpants. It just gets funnier as he takes off his boxers, exposing his genitals, and starts swinging the underwear in his hand. The boxers end slipping out of Priest’s hand and landing on Prince’s head.

Upset Prince rises to his feet and throws the boxers back at Priest, which stops him from dancing.

Prince: This is one of the reasons I don’t play this game. Second, most people would pay you to put your clothes back on.

790: Yes, please do so before people start finding their magnifying glasses.

Three out of five people actually got that joke and started laughing at Priest. It was clearly a small penis joke.

Priest: You are my Prince.

Priest says and starts putting his clothes back on. Then, it’s Xev’s turn and decides to give Bunny a truth question. She, clearly, has one in mind.

Xev: So Bunny, truth or dare?

Bunny thinks, for a second, and then responds.

Bunny: I pick “Truth.”

Xev ponders her question and then asks. It had to be a weird or an embarrassing question.

Xev: Bunny, If you could go all they way with anyone on the bridge, besides Priest, who would it be?

Blushing Bunny looks around the circle, figuring out how to avoid the question. Priest speaks out.

Priest: Don’t answer, Bunnykins. It’s clear that I’m the only one you like to go “all the way” with.

Bunny, at the moment, has been secretly eyeing the infamous Prince since she met him. The part about not showing no interest in Prince, whatsoever, was only her way to hide her true feelings for the head of the ATF. If her husband heard that she wanted Prince, he would be heartbroken. But, hearing Priest’s remark gave her a great idea for her answer.

Bunny: Just my Priest. There is actually no other person I’d rather make out with.

Bunny answers quickly. Prince is starting to find the game boring.

Prince: Now Bunny, you answered that too quickly. It’s clear that you answered that question, the way did, cause Priest said something.

Bunny: No one said you had to believe me, Mr Prince.

Prince: This game can get boring if you don’t play it right.

In a way, Stan smiles and agrees. Bunny could secretly want to go “all the way” with him.

Stanley: Yeah, Bunny. The rest of us had to play fair.

Bunny is just getting flustered with embarrassment and yells out her answer to shut them up. Everyone is about to get a surprise. A surprise that everyone least expected.

Bunny: Okay, fine! I’m sorry, Mr President, but I secretly have fantasies for Mr Prince. Are you happy now?!

Then the room got awkwardly silent. Xev, Stan and Priest had their mouths dropped in shock. The three keep looking back and forth at Bunny and Prince, waiting for a reaction for either of them. Stan couldn’t believe that he got passed over for the ex-evil ruler of Fire, so he breaks the silence.

Stanley: I’m surprised. I can speak for Priest and Xev that we didn’t see this coming.

Prince: I sort of seen this coming. If I could tickle Xev’s fancy, I could do the same for Bunny. I am clearly an charismatic and sexually appealing to the female eye.

Prince stated as he rose to his feet.

Prince: I dare Mrs Bunny to give me that kiss, that I’m certain, she is fancying for.

Xev, Stan and Priest face-palmed, not eager to watch what was gonna happen next. As Bunny stood up, she kept looking over to Priest, thinking it would hurt him emotionally if she kissed another man as he watched.

Bunny: I don’t think I can do it.

Prince: I’m sure Priest wouldn’t mind. Just think of it as a way to spice of your marriage in the bedroom department.

And looks over to Priest.

Prince: Isn’t that right, Mr President?

Priest: You are my Prince.

Priest dismissively obeys. Once Bunny kisses Prince on the lips, softly, she could feel and instant tingle and a hint of wetness between her legs. Bunny wanted to put her arms around him and slip her tongue in his mouth, but he breaks the kiss.

Prince: That wasn’t so hard, now was it, Bunny?

Xev: How was it? I don’t wanna know, but I gotta know.

Bunny is no longer shy about expressing her feelings, for Prince, to anyone now.

Bunny: Let’s put it this way, Xev. If I had the key to the Lexx, I would have lost it during that kiss.
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Lexx: Truth or Dare	By : lexxfan4life Category: G through L > Lexx Views: 1187 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Lexx: Truth or Dare