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The Stag Film	By : HeadHunter Category: 1 through F > The Andy Griffith Show Views: 7590 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: The following is a not-for-profit fictional erotic parody of the TV Show "The Andy Griffith Show" and the characters within, to which I make no claim of ownership.

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CODES: 3plus, AFFO, Anal, Inc, M/F, Minor1, Oral, Rim
SYNOPSIS: Andy and Opie discover a 1920s stag film starring none other than Aunt Bea, who shows them she still has what it takes!
The Andy Griffith Show:
The Stag Film
CHAPTER 1
(Slow Day in Mayberry)
            It was a slow day in the Mayberry Sheriff’s office, slower than usual. Never a high-crime town, Mayberry could nevertheless be counted on for the occasional minor domestic dispute or traffic accident, but today things were noticeably quiet.
            Sheriff Andy Taylor sat at his desk reading a magazine. His deputy, Barney Fife, was on patrol and Andy was beginning to wish he’d traded places with him. At least he’d be out riding around in the fresh air instead of sitting by the phone.
            At that moment, the door burst open and Andy’s ten-year-old son, Opie, ran inside, a round metal canister tucked beneath his arm. “Look what I found, Pa!” he exclaimed, showing his father the flat steel object.
            “Hmm!” Andy said as he examined the disc, “Looks like an old film can.” He took the canister from Opie and brushed the dust from the worn paper label. The penciled writing was badly smudged and the paper was torn and thin but he could just make out the date —1922.
            “Where’d you find this?” Andy asked.
            “On the top shelf in the closet upstairs.” Opie said, “I was makin’ some room for my box of baseball cards and this was up there all covered with dust.”
            Andy opened the can to reveal a reel of 35-millimeter film.
            “Is that a movie in there, Pa?” Opie asked.
            “Sure is!” Andy replied, “Wonder what’s on it?”
            “Can we watch it, Pa?”
            “Well, I have a 35-millimeter projector in the back room,” Andy said, “Let’s go see what’s on this thing.”
            Opie ran ahead as Andy carried the film canister thru the hallway to the back room. A small table sat in the room with a few wooden chairs scattered about. In the center of the table sat a film projector, mostly used for training films and the occasional short film borrowed from the Mayberry Public Library on slow days like today. It faced a white painted wall that served as a makeshift move screen.
            Andy placed the movie reel on the projector and threaded the leader past the lens. Once the film was affixed to the take-up reel, Andy turned off the light, leaving the room in partial darkness, the only light emanating from the hallway beyond.
            Opie sat down in one of the chairs as Andy flipped the switch to the projector. The machine rattled to life, whirring as the antique film started. A stream of scrawled sideways letters flashed on the wall as the film’s leader rushed past the flickering lens.
            The film began abruptly, without title or credits. The first thing visible in the grainy monochrome picture was a naked woman seductively perched on a velvet-upholstered chair in the center of a bare stage. A thick stage curtain served as the only backdrop to the scene.
            The naked woman was quite buxom, with large full breasts and voluptuous hips. She wore her hair in a short pageboy bob of the type popular with the flappers of the twenties.
            Andy smiled, “Looks like some kinda stag film!” he said.
            “What’s that, Pa?” Opie asked.
            “Oh, it’s a movie that fellas watch when they get together away from the womenfolk,” he explained, “Like at bachelor parties and such. They got naked women in ‘em, and sometimes folks havin’ sex too.”
            Opie smiled, “Nothin’ we ain’t seen before, right, Pa!”
            Andy patted his boy on the back, “You know it! Let’s see what she’s gonna do!”
            They watched the woman on the screen turn to face stage left and speak soundlessly to someone offstage. Suddenly a naked man appeared, entering from the same direction. The gentleman was enormously hung. Andy estimated that the fellow’s cock hung down a good five inches while soft and probably inflated to nine inches easily when excited!
            “How come we can’t hear ‘em talkin’, Pa?” Opie asked curiously.
            “Well, this movie’s from the 1920’s, Ope!” Andy explained, “Movies didn’t have sound back then.”
            “Oh.” Opie nodded, “Hey, look, Pa! She’s about to suck on his dick!”
            Sure enough, the naked man had approached the sultry young flapper, his cock now fully erect and was aiming his throbbing manhood at her open lips. The woman engulfed the massive rod of flesh and began sucking the long hard member deeply into her mouth.
            They both watched in awe as the woman slid her head forward, swallowing most of the gigantic dick, pausing as the thick rod apparently nudged the back of her throat. Suddenly the woman’s chest heaved as she took a deep breath and plunged her head forward, driving the massive cock down her throat to the root!
            Opie squinted at the woman’s face, certain that he had recognized a resemblance to someone they both knew. “Hey, Pa!” he said, “Doesn’t that woman look a little like Aunt Bea?”
            Andy gazed at the young woman’s face, stuffed though it was with about nine inches of man meat, and shook his head. “Naw!” he said, “I don’t see it.”
            The woman withdrew the long snakelike phallus from her mouth slowly. It seemed to take forever for the immense pole of flesh to leave her amazing mouth, but once it had parted her lips, she smiled and looked toward the camera. The cameraman zoomed in on her face and that’s when Andy noticed it.
          “Opie!” he exclaimed, “I do believe you’re right! Danged if that ain’t Aunt be up there suckin’ that man’s dick!”
            “Toldya!” Opie said triumphantly.
            “I had no idea Aunt Bea ever made a stag film!” Andy grinned.
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