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The Erection Elimination	By : hot4ivy Category: 1 through F > The Big Bang Theory Views: 69100 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction based on the Big Bang Theory. I do not own the rights to this property. This story is published under the fair use provision of copright law. I made no money from it, and it should not be used commercially.

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- 1-The Erection Elimination
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The Erection Elimination
Penny’s blonde hair is still damp as she quietly exits the shower, quickly fastening a towel under her armpits as she tiptoes on bare feet through the living room. She freezes in her tracks as she notices a figure clad in adult-sized Spider-Man pajamas standing in the kitchen.
“Did you break the shower in your apartment again? Or did you forget to pay your water bill?”, Sheldon asks, while taking a bottle of water out of the refrigerator. “No, I’m all paid up... I think?”, Penny replies, biting her lip slightly, her eyes rolling upward as she tries to remember. “Anywho, me and Leonard were having a romantic night in, and you know, one thing let to another…”, she pauses, giving Sheldon a knowing look. Sheldon looks back, blankly. “And?” Penny sighs. “...and then I needed a shower, okay?”
Penny tries to slink away as her meaning dawns on Sheldon. “You mean Leonard and you were engaging in coitus.” Penny stops as if caught in the act, and turns around to face him. “Yes, okay, we were ‘engaging in coitus’, alright?” she says, a little embarrassed to be discussing this with Sheldon. “Alright,” Sheldon replies, eyeing her suspiciously, “but where did you get that towel?”
“Oh this one?” Penny says, as she spreads her arms to reveal the fabric wrapped around her body, covering her from her thighs to her armpits. It features a green-haired, pale-skinned man against a blood-red backdrop. “I found it lying in the back of the bathroom closet. Nobody was using it.”
Sheldon looks at her, shocked. “Do you realize what you’re wearing?”, he asks. Penny looks at him, unsure. “Uhm, a bath towel?”. “Not any bath towel! That’s my limited edition Batman towel featuring an Earth-31 incarnation of The Joker!” Sheldon says, shocked. “It’s a limited edition item. It’s literally irreplaceable!”
“Don’t worry, I’ll put it in the laundry tomorrow…” Penny tries to placate Sheldon. “In the laundry?! You can’t just put a rare collectible towel in the laundry! You’ll ruin its pristine condition! Give it back!” Sheldon commands, upset. “Uhm, Sheldon?”, Penny hints, “It’s like, the only thing I’m wearing right now?” Sheldon doesn’t respond, but keeps staring at her, intently.
“Fine!” Penny exclaims, as she pulls the towel from her body, and holds it up to Sheldon, “take your precious towel!”. Sheldon gasps as he watches Penny’s shapely body standing defiantly before him, her smooth skin glowing slightly, one arm extended to him, while her other hand rests on her tilted hips.
“Well, aren’t you going to take it?” Penny asks impatiently, “or are you afraid it’s covered in cooties?” she asks sarcastically. Sheldon seems to consider this for a second. “Of course not.”, he replies, “Cooties aren’t real. But there is a number of STDs that you might have contracted over the years...” “Ugh, don’t be disgusting!” Penny exclaims, insulted, “I’ll have you know that me and Leonard got ourselves tested for that kind of stuff when we started dating. I’m perfectly clean.”
“Hm, perhaps you’re right. And I suppose you did just have a shower...” Sheldon concedes, as his gaze slides over Penny’s body. Her skin looks smooth and spotless, a creamy white, except for the pink of her nipples and red of her lips, pressed firmly together, as she waits for him to let her off the hook.
“But I can’t just take back the towel. It’s ruined now”, Sheldon insists. Penny pulls her hand back, and folds her arms under her breasts, looking defiantly at Sheldon. “What do you want, then?” Sheldon doesn’t say anything, but he looks uncomfortable. “Oh dear”, he finally says. “Oh dear, what?” Penny asks. “Oh dear, it seems I am experiencing an erection”, Sheldon explains dryly.
Penny’s mouth falls open when she hears this. “You have an erection? You? I thought you didn’t even like human girls?” she asks, incredulous. Sheldon stares back haughtily. “Very funny, but I’m a healthy male, and this is a perfectly normal bodily reaction considering I’m in the proximity of a sexually attractive member of the opposite sex.” Penny’s lips curl into a smile. “Oh really?”, she says teasingly, “You think I’m… sexually attractive?” Penny walks seductively towards Sheldon, who freezes in place as Penny puts her hands on his shoulders. Sheldon considers the question. “I suppose you are relatively youthful, and I must admit you exhibit a certain curvaceousness that I hadn’t previously considered…”
Penny puts her finger against Sheldon’s lips, cutting him off mid-sentence. She stands on her toes and whispers in his ear: “I think I know how we can settle this. What if I took care of your erection… with my mouth?” Her lips brush against his ear as she finishes her proposal. Sheldon gasps, but contemplates the offer. “Are you offering fellatio?” “Ew, no.” Penny replies, “I meant a blowjob.” Sheldon huffs. “That’s what I… never mind, fine.” he concedes, aroused by her seductive voice and the smell of her perfumed body. Face it, Cooper, he thinks to himself, you’re a slave to your hormones like the rest of them. Meanwhile, Penny smiles victoriously, excited for the opportunity to demonstrate her skills to Sheldon.
“For starters, let me take those stupid pajamas off.” Penny says, putting her hands on Sheldon’s chest as she starts undoing the buttons one by one. “Stupid?!” Sheldon asks insulted, “Did you know that Peter Parker had a doctorate in biochemistry?” “Yeah, yeah”, Penny says, ignoring his objections as she opens Sheldon’s shirt wide, revealing his slim yet toned upper body. “Wow!” she exclaims, as she looks upon his muscular chest, “who knew under those nerdy longsleeves you were hiding such a sexy body!” She gently touches the naked skin of his chest. He winces at her touch, then relaxes, as her hand slides down his chest and her fingers explore the subtle definition of his abs. Penny slides the pajama shirt off Sheldon’s shoulders. She feels the tone of his muscular arms as she strips his torso bare. Penny stands back to admire his body.
“Seriously Sheldon,” she says in awe, “I did not expect this. How did you get so fit? Why are you so fit?” Sheldon can’t help but feel a little flattered, and explains: “I believe, as the Romans did, in mens sana in corpore sano.” “Huh?” Penny cocks her head, confused. “A healthy mind in a healthy body. And thank you for the compliment, Penny.” Penny smiles brightly. “You’re welcome, sweetie.”
Penny folds the towel, puts it on the ground in front of Sheldon, then kneels down on it . Her heart beats a little faster as she grabs the side of his pajama pants. Am I really doing this? she thinks to herself. Well, I promised… she thinks, as she gathers all her courage, then pulls down Sheldon’s pajama pants and his boxers along with them. Sheldon’s erection springs out enthusiastically, the long, straight shaft pointing up at her. “Wow”, Penny says again, staring wide-eyed at Sheldon’s member, “you were not kidding.” I wish Leonard packed this kind of heat, she thinks to herself. “Of course I’m not kidding.” Sheldon says, “If I were, I would have yelled bazinga by now.”
Penny ignores his comments, and puts her hands on Sheldon’s hips. She leans closer, and kisses his manhood at the base. She closes her eyes and sticks out her tongue. She slowly licks along the length of the shaft. Then she cups his balls in one hand, and wraps her fingers around his dick, pulling the impressive phallus towards her, and closing her lips around the tip. To his own surprise, Sheldon lets out a soft moan, as he feels how she takes him into her mouth. Penny slowly moves her head up and down, swirling her tongue around the head of his cock while she fondles his balls. “God”, she thinks to herself, “he really is huge. I wonder what he would feel like inside me…” she contemplates as she dutifully sucks Sheldon’s cock.
“Why did you stop?” asks Sheldon, gasping for air, as it seems that he forgot to breathe for a minute, “that felt really good!” Penny looks up at him, smiling. “I know. But I’m going to do you one better. How would you like to fuck this curva… curvey… the sexy blonde girl-next-door?” she asks, grinning up at him, twirling a lock of hair around her finger while she waits for his answer. “Coitus? But we already agreed to fellatio.” Sheldon asks, suspiciously, “since when do you do more than the bare minimum required?”
Penny groans. “Ugh, you’re literally the only man in the world that would say something like that to the hot blonde that just offered to fuck your brains out…” She sighs. “But you’re sort-of right. I do have my reasons...” “Explain yourself!” Sheldon demands. “Well, remember that me and Leonard were screwing earlier…?” Penny starts. “How could I not? I can hear you two going at it from my room, you know.” Penny blushes, embarrassed. “Well, Leonard is great and all, but he tends to… climax… very quickly. And he left me a little…” Penny looks around, biting her lip, searching for the right word “... unsatisfied. To be honest I’m really horny. And seeing your tight body and that amazing hard-on…”, she trails off as she looks down on his impressive member. Sheldon gives her a knowing look. “Oh, I see what’s going on. I suppose it wouldn’t be the first time I had to finish Leonard’s job for him.” Penny looks up at him, frowning. “Hey, careful mister, if it wasn’t for him getting me this horny, I wouldn’t be down here on my knees for you, buster!” Penny replies, slapping Sheldon’s ass playfully. “Alright, alright!” he quickly consents, “coitus it is. But I have to warn you, I’m not very experienced.”
Penny gets to her feet, grabs Sheldon’s hands and pulls him to the couch. “Don’t worry, sweetie, you just lay back, and I’ll do all the work.” Sheldon looks doubtful. “Alright, but you’d better put that towel down on the couch. I don’t want to get any of your juices in my spot.” Penny sighs, grabs the towel, and covers the couch. “There, princess”, she says sarcastically, “now just lay down on your back....”
Sheldon reclines, a little doubtful, but more excited than he cares to admit. Penny takes in the sight of his toned body lying before her. Sheldon’s erect cock, still wet from her mouth, rests comfortably against his stomach. She gets on top of him, straddling his hips between her legs. “Just relax, sweetie”, she says, as she smiles down reassuringly. She lifts her hips up as she grabs his cock, and points it straight up, hovering over it. “You’re going to love this.” She closes her eyes and moans softly as she lets herself fall on his sword.
“Oh god!” she moans, as she feels him enter her small body. He feels even thicker than he looked! She opens her eyes halfway and looks at Sheldon. “Are you okay?” she asks, as she puts her hand on his chest, feeling his heart beat quickly. “Please don’t stop” he replies. She only smiles as she starts to move her body up and down his cock.
“Oh my god, how I’ve missed this”, she moans, as she rides Sheldon’s erection. She rocks her hips back and forth, up and down his body. She feels his meaty rod massage her insides, sending shivers down her spine. “Grab me”, she instructs Sheldon, as she places his hands on her hips. His fingers dig into her flesh as she continues to fuck him. “Yes… yes!” she moans, as she rides him faster, feeling the head of his cock tease the nerves inside her body. Sheldon groans, enjoying the feeling of her warm, tight body around his sensitive member. His fingers dig into the soft skin of her hips, as he watches her perky breasts bounce up and down as she slides along his length. Penny has closed her eyes again, and lets out a soft, high-pitched moan, as she feels herself approach her climax. “Oh God, Sheldon, I’m cumming!” she moans. She feels her body tremble on top of him as waves of ecstasy flow through her body. Her muscles contract, her vagina swallows up his cock as their bodies become one and Penny experiences an orgasm so intense that time appears to stand still.
Finally, her body stops trembling, and she collapses onto of Sheldon’s chest. She pulls herself forward, kisses his cheek, and slides off him. She lies down beside him, her breasts resting against his arm, as she puts a hand on his chest, and kisses his shoulder. “That was amazing, Sheldon.” she whispers, satisfied. “Well, I’m happy for you…” Sheldon says, confused and aroused, “but what about me?”
“Don’t worry”, Penny says with a lazy smile, “I’ll take care of you.” She wraps her delicate fingers around his erect cock, slippery wet with her juices, and starts to jerk him off. “Oh God!” Sheldon moans. “I thought you didn’t believe in God?” Penny asks, teasingly. “Well, not literally ofc…. ah, ahh!!” Sheldon groans as he starts to cum. Penny giggles. She watches the muscles in his chest and stomach contract and expand as he cums. His cock throbs in her hand as he shoots his seed over his flat stomach.
“Are we even now?” she asks with a grin, as Sheldon, blushing, recovers his breath. “Yes…” he sighs. Penny slowly gets up. Sheldon sits up too, and then notices what he has done. “Oh, how disgusting! I’m covered in my own semen, thanks to you!”
Penny looks back at his handsome, cum-covered body. She grins, as she yanks the towel from underneath him. “Why don’t you use this to clean yourself up?” she suggests, as she lazily throws the towel at him, then turns around. Sheldon is too flustered to reply with a suitable comeback. The last he sees of Penny is her firm, round ass as she walks back to Leonard’s room, rocking her hips sensually from side to side. Feeling satisfied, she slips under the covers, where Leonard is already snoring softly. She wraps an arm around him, spooning him with her naked body. With a satisfied smile on her face, she soon drifts off to sleep.
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