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Jim Kirk! Legally Blond	By : Strailo Category: Star Trek > Star Trek Views: 2296 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not, nor will I ever, make any money off of this story. I do not own Legally Blond or the Star Trek Series. I do not own in anyway any person that is in this story. Full details inside.

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Title: Jim Kirk! Legally Blond

Fandom: Star Trek 2009

Part: 1

Characters: Jim, “Cupcake”, Janice

Word count: 1,912

Warnings: None really

AN: A few things you should know about this story.

1) A gif set on Tumblr inspired this something like...a year ago. I've been writing off and on on it since. Back in July I finished it off and started to rewrite on it. I finally finished it, sent it to my beta and have been working on Our Truths (a Naruto fic) since.

2) There are ONLY 26 chapters to this story. The last chapter is short, but wraps it up.

3) This fic is indeed based off of the Legally Blond world but NO there is no characters from that world. This is a DERIVATIVE of the world.

4) What is a derivative? Well it's something that is based on another source. Certain scenes are a lot like the movie but they're not COPIES of the scenes okay?

This being said: I do not own, in any way, form, or shape own Star Trek (2009 movie version), or the Legally Blond movies. Outside of my copy of the movie. I bought that sucker for nearly twenty bucks. That's my copy. I don't own the copyrights to it though.

This is also much more sexual in the story line okay? There will be sex. There will be flirting. There will be...bitchdom.

That being said, I have to say this: I do not, nor will I ever, make any money off of this story. I do not own Legally Blond or the Star Trek Series. I do not own in anyway any person that is in this story, I'm just using their names/likenesses for a short entertainment purpose. This is for fun, a random story to enjoy, and something to bridge the gap between stories. Anything that is recognizable isn't mine. Anything original is.

Thank you.

Enjoy it though you guys!

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As he bladed down the street, Jim waved at a few of the people that he knew well enough, pulling a wagon full of goodies behind him. He had to smile up at the sun as it shined down over the campus, people basking in the warmth of it and enjoying the fact that the storms had broken up. Arriving at the sorority house, he skated up the side ramp that they had put in for one of their disabled sisters and knocked on the door, dancing on his roller blades.

“Kirk! Sweetheart,” Janice greeted once she had opened the door,tugging Jim into the house, not caring that he was wearing roller blades. All of the sisters knew that the man got around on them most of the time along with his bike or skateboard and that he only used his jeep when it was time to go shopping for something.

“Janice, lovely. Tell me, how's the man?” Jim asked as he tugged the wagon fully past the doorway and down the hall. “And as promised, I come bearing your wagon along with some much deserved treats for you girls. Cupcake has actually lived up to his name and now knows how to make gluten free cupcakes and muffins. Along with the usual warnings,” he stated. He showed her the boxes that were filled with delicately decorated cupcakes and fruit studded muffins. “He also sends it as a thanks for letting us use your wagon for the last party's games.”

Janice just chuckled and patted his arm with a smile. “Sweety, we know that he makes cupcakes like no one's business and that he is surprisingly smart, smarter than what people give him credit for,” she drawled. Jim beamed happily at her.

“Exactly. Still, you haven't answered my question, how is the man? Is he still being an ass about your choice of career?” he asked as he skated next to her towards the kitchen. He smiled at the women that they came across, getting smiles in return. “I will have you know that a business degree with focus in the fashion sector is a good career. Lots of international opportunities,” he drawled.

“It's a better idea than going into the military like my sister did at least,” Janice drawled. She got a low chuckle from her friend. “But yes, he's still been giving me shit about it. I finally gave him an ultimatum. Either he get's off of my choice of careers or he could get lost for good.”

Jim smirked as he moved one of the box of muffins onto one of the kitchen counters. “So, has he gotten lost or has he gotten off of it?” he asked, poking at her side, getting a bright laugh.

“He's gotten off of the topic at the least, so he's being a good boy,” Janice stated. She helped him unload the wagon before she offered him some water. “The latest buzz is that you and Spocky are going out on your anniversary date tonight,” she drawled, wanting to get all of the details.

Jim just smiled at her and winked. “Maybe. Okay, yes. We're going out tonight to that one restaurant that he took me to on our very first date.” The smile that played on his lips melted from teasing playfulness to something sweet and soft, filled with happiness.

Janice sighed happily at him and hugged him tightly. “You two are so adorable! Now, we need to get you a proper outfit for this date,” she stated as she pulled away, making him groan. He knew that she wouldn't take no for an answer, so it wasn't long before he had driven them to a favored store and was standing before a mirror. He was trying on various suit jackets, already having a closet full of shirts that could go with just about any style of suit or jacket that he decided to choose for the night.

As he smoothed down the jacket lapels, he eyed the dark blue of the fabric and found that it had a very light sheen to it that wasn't overpowering at all. “I rather like this one,” he mused, getting a happy smile from Janice as she tugged at the back of it.

“It does look good on you. And we both know that your tailor can fit this baby in under and hour for you if he has the time this afternoon,” she said. She got a nod from Jim as he turned in front of the mirror. He mentally calculated what it would cost him to get it tailored in just a few hours.

“You know what, I can probably get the jacket, vest and pants all done today. I already called him up while you were in the coffee shop getting our drinks to find out if he was free just in case,” he said. Jim's eyes danced over the other items that were displayed and wondered if he should try on a few of the other suits to make sure that he wanted the simple suit that he was currently wearing or not.

Across the salon, as Jim eyed another suit, a sharply dressed man smirked and removed a suite from the sales rack as he exchanged a look with his fellow salesman. “I really do enjoy a trust fund baby with no brains rattling around their pretty heads,” he drawled as he snapped the price tag off of the inside tag. With one more look exchanged, he headed over to Jim and Janice, smiling broadly. “Sir, I do believe that you will love this suit. It just came in,” he greeted, smiling brightly at them.

Janice raised an eyebrow at him while Jim eyed the suit with a frown. “Just came in right?” he asked. “It looks like a cotton blend,” he continued.

“Oh it is one. It's very comfortable,” the salesman said, beaming brightly as he held up the suit ensemble. “It would go quite well with a softly colored shirt under it and a rather simple tie,” he stated. Jim gave him a soft smile that Janice could see was full of danger.

“Oh, yes, I know it would. You see, I have the very same suite hanging up in my closet. I actually wore it just last week at the yearly memorial for the sinking of the Enterprise with my mother,” he said. The salesman blanched at the fact that the person before him actually already had the same suit. “Now, this is quite obviously a try to make me pay full price for a last year suit that has probably already been sitting around for the last six months. Timeless in cut and style, even I wouldn't pay that much for a last year suit,” Jim stated as he turned to the mirror again. “Now, I'll just have to deal with someone who is not you or your associate when I pay for my clothes.”

He watched in the mirror as the salesman huffed off, pouting about the fact that his easy sale had been smart after all. He had to smile and turned to the side, smoothing his hands over his hips.

“Yes, this shall do. Let's go buy it. While it's being tailored and cleaned, I say that we also get some lunch. My treat,” he said.

Janice stood up and squealed in delight, bouncing on her feet. “Oh yes. That sounds perfect. Can we get something that is horrible for our waistlines? I've been non-stop all day and I want calories,” she said.

Jim laughed and nodded as he headed into the changing room. “Italian it is,” he drawled, pulling the curtain behind him. He changed out of his outfit before buying the suit, taking it next door to his favorite tailor. It only took a few minutes to figure out what would need to be fixed, getting an estimation of an hour for it all.

With that all done, the two friends strolled down the street to an Italian restaurant that they both loved, one that was more 'hole in the wall' then high class when it came down it. Over the decadent pasta dishes that they loved, Jim stated that he was going to have to work out more to get over the guilt of having it. Between them eating and talking calories, they talked about their respective relationships, Janice being one of the few people in Jim's life that got why he was with the so called 'cool and logical' Spock Grayson.

“Okay, so I get why you're with him and all that, but seriously? Why? You two are so different,” she said, eating a bite of pasta that was covered in a sinfully silky Alfredo sauce. “If I didn't know that it would all go to my ass and I would end up having to say goodbye to my cheerleading scholarship, I would be coming here every frickin' day, I swear,” she moaned.

Jim just chuckled into his soda before he answered.

“Because, when it is just us...I don't know. He's not the cool and logical person everyone sees. He's loving,” Jim said, putting his cup down and shrugging one shoulder, smiling.

Janice hummed and kept a tight leash on the urge to tell Jim about the rumors that were going around calling him Spock's 'mistress', knowing just how horrible rumors could be for a relationship. “Well, for whatever reason you two have, I'm glad that you two have each other. And, here's a gift for you from the girls and I,” she said, pulling out a card and sliding it over to him, getting another smile.

It wasn't the first gift he had gotten that day, his frat brothers having gotten together to buy him several gift cards to celebrate the fact that he and Spock had been together for the last four years. It looked as if the sorority girls had been the ones to get him a giant card that had everyone's signatures on it.

“Awww. You guys are all the best,” Jim breathed, smiling at the well wishes and love that had come from the girls and guys. “I'll have to make sure that I do something wonderful for you guys this Christmas,” he said, getting a little chuckle.

“Me and the girls will love you forever if you buy a decadent birthday cake for Lorianne, and we'll even call it square. We can't quite scrape together enough money for the huge ass one that we want since she's graduating this year. We really want to spoil her rotten this last time,” Janice said. Jim nodded with a smile.

“Not a problem,” he chuckled. They quickly finished their lunches, and gathered Jim's outfit from the tailors before they returned to his jeep, Janice letting him drive her to the college. He dropped her off in front of her sorority house and made promises of coming by to talk with her about the cake. It wasn't long before he arrived at his own frat house, smiling and bounding up the stairs after he had parked. His fellow frat brothers called out their greetings from where they were whenever they saw him.

He replied but didn't stop. He did have an anniversary date to get ready for after all and he had a feeling that it would all go in his favor.
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