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Lexx: Twisted Interludes
By : lexxfan4life
Category: G through L > Lexx
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Xev had been separated from Stanley and Kai, so they are looking for her on the surface of the Fire planet. In the moth, Kai and Stan talk.

Stanley: Do you think we're in some kind of afterlife?



Kai: What do you mean, Stanley?



Stanley: A place you go when you die? I mean how do we know that we're not dead? I mean, well, okay, you've been dead for six thousand years, but how do I know I'm not dead...?



Kai: You are alive Stanley. From my perspective anyway.

They end up not finding her, but they did find her balloon. The nearest town to the place where Xev landed was Girltown and that’s where Kai and Stanley head off to in their moth.

Stanley: How can this be an afterlife?

Kai: Perhaps the part of me, that is alive, is here somewhere.

Stanley: You mean, now?

Kai: Yes, now.

Xev meanwhile, had made it to the base of Girltown, and managed to find an entrance to the city. She began the long accent to the top. Kai and Stanley missed Xev but also landed at the bottom. They land the moth near the city and Kai and Stan get out.

Kai: Are you coming, Stanley?

Stanley: Where?

Kai: Up there.

Kai says as his eyes peered up at the city.

Stanley: You’re much better at that, than me, so why don’t you just go first and check it out while I stay and watch the moth and keep an eye out for Xev, just incase she spots us down here.

Kai: It’s hotter down here than it is up there.

Stanley: That’s okay, I don’t mind. If it gets too hot, for me, I’ll take the moth and fly around for a little bit to cool off.

The dark dead man takes off alone to look for Xev. This leaves Stanley to wait at the bottom. I guess he’s had enough excitement and just wants to hang out aimlessly for a while. We all knew of course that it would only be minutes before he was captured and strange and weird and horrific things would happen to him.

Minutes later Stanley is captured and strange and weird things happen to him. He is taken to meet the Queen of Girltown and is immediately surprised to see Gigerotta the Wicked, or at least someone that looks like Gigerotta.

Stanley: Gigerotta, your alive!

Queen: Who’s Gigerotta?

Stanley: You, of course. At least you were Gigerotta.

Queen: I am Queen. Ruler of Girltown. Are you a girl?

Stanley: No, defiantly not a girl.

Queen: Let’s have a closer look.

That’s when a female guard pulls down his trousers, exposing the bulge in his briefs. Stan, quickly, tries to pull his uniform trousers back up, in embarrassment.

Queen: Drumsticks, drumsticks, drumsticks!

This lady seems to be taking a bath in a big Gothic looking tub. She asks Stanley who he is and then accuses him of looking like a girl. This clearly wasn’t meant as an insult. Stanley tries to explain that he is a guy, that he is not of this world and that he is looking of Kai and Xev.

The Queen becomes excited to learn that Stanley is not of Fire or Water. She tells Stanley that all the bodies in Girltown are ‘Gone before bodies’.

Queen: You’re a real first timer aren’t you Stanley Captain?

She asks. Stanley admits that he is totally alive. The Queen goes into a hysterical fit of laughter.

Queen: Queen is so happy!

She confirms. Then some strange woman surfaces from the Queens bath and makes an announcement.

Woman: Council time your majesty!

Next, Xev making her way up yet more stairs. In the council chamber a large group of rather matronly looking women assemble for a debate. The chamber is a very formal affair. The Queen orders the council to begin and the leader asks that a motion be given to adopt the agenda. one of the matronly looking council members moves and another seconds.

For the next few minutes the matronly council member’s debate points of order and amendments and weather a point of order is a point of order of a point of personal privilege. Like me, those of you used to debating in such environments, you may have found this parody on council chamber debate interesting and even funny.

Hammer throws a spanner in the works. The council members, Spanner, Wrench and Hammer are debating what to do with Stanley. The debate that developed was not to see if Stanley should be set free or not, but to find the reason why he should be killed. In the end, there were three arguments; the first hinged on the fact that Stanley was a ‘non-she’, the second that he was probably working for Prince, and the third that he was probably working for the Duke. Since Stanley is not a native of the city and clearly not a woman, he must be a ‘non-she’. By default, ‘non-she’s’ must be in the employ of Prince or Duke and therefore must be killed.

Eventually, the following motion was raised.

Hammer: All those in favor that the non-she has been following a non-boy agenda, and therefore should receive the highest possible punishment, death, signify by saying aye.

Council: Aye.

The queen interrupts by requesting that she have his body. The councillors agree and Stanley’s fate is sealed. Although we are not quite sure what Queen wants with his body, we already guessed that it wasn't going to be pleasant.

In the Queen’s council chamber, Stanley is taken out of his cell and his head is placed in a sort of head cage. This vicious and very strange device also has an attachment for detaching the occupant’s head. Stanley complains most strenuously as he is forced into the head-cage by two butch looking female guards.

Queen: Be careful what you wish for, or you will get what you want...!

The Queen goads Stanley...

Queen: The things Queen is going to do with that body.

Stanley misguidedly believes that the Queen is after his body in the carnal knowledge sort of sense. Then, in a rather confusing statement she indicated that she wanted to stick her head

Queen: Queen wants you to share your body with her.



Stan: What do you want to do with my body?



Queen: Queen wants to put her head unto it.

Stan assume that she is talking about the top of his spine rather than his “power and control rod". Kai meanwhile has gradually made his way up to the place where the gay seamstress guys are busily sewing balloon canvas. The dialogue between the head seamstress guy and Kai is hilarious, you can just imagine what he could say.

Kai: I am dead and the dead do not have urges.

The butch guards quickly learn that the dead guy is not one of the boys and they are swiftly dispatched when Kai releases the chained seamstress dudes

Kai: Now would be a good moment to take advantage of the element of surprise.

Prompts Kai.

The gay seamstress guys show their appreciation with kisses and frilly items of clothing on an indifferent Kai. They dance about free of their chains until Kai mentions that he needs to find Xev. The head seamstress guy offers to help.

Kai is in the middle of all this and sticks out rather like a sore thumb. He discusses the idea that the seamstress guys might like to live on the Water planet, in the recently vacated Garden city. The head seamstress guy and his pals become enthusiastic when Kai agrees to take them there. The party quiets and they all wonder off to find Xev.

Stanley on the other hand is reaching the point of no return; we see a very graphical representation of exactly why the Queen wants Stan’s body. As Stan could see, she is only a head. She raises up from here bath on a sort of hydraulic arm and exclaims...

Queen: I want your body now.

Stan's head is imprisoned. Xev hears Stanley’s screams and runs towards the noise. Kai however gets there first with his gay companions and cuts the chain to Stan’s head trap with his handy wrist gadget. The head Seamstress guy twiddles the queens knob, on the bath, and causes Queen drowns in her own bather armature to descend into the water where she drowns.

Later, Xev, Kai and Stanley fly off complete with entourage of gay balloonists. They all fly off towards the Water planet in the moth and a large number of newly built balloons.

Kai radio’s to 790 that they are returning to the Lexx. The head seamstress guy exclaims from afar how gorgeous Kai looks in black. But as the orbiting Lexx approaches them, 790 inadvertently tells the Lexx.

790: There’s a tasty little snack for you, Lexx.

And the Lexx suck’s in the helpless balloons. The moth is Xev gets knocked around and Kai and Stanley are thrown out. The key to the Lexx is transferred to Xev who only just manages to stay on board.

As Kai and Stanley descend rapidly, Kai informs Stan that he cannot save him.
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Lexx: Twisted Interludes	By : lexxfan4life Category: G through L > Lexx Views: 1220 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I don't own Lexx or make any profit from it.

Lexx: Twisted Interludes