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Author's note: Hello, again! I'm writing this chapter as suggested by PadmeSkywalker10. I hope you like it!
Hawaii Five-0 chatroom: Chapter 12
Mrbackup has joined the chatroom.
SurferChick: Hey, brah! What's up?
Mrbackup: Oh, hey, Kono. Are we alone here?
SurferChick: Nah, brah, we're all here. Say hello to Danny!
AgentLori: Hi, Danny!
Zenandmarried: Hi, Danny. Malia says hi too.
SmoothDog: Hey, Danno!
Mrbackup: Steve?
CommanderUmbrella: Yeah, I think he's still a little buzzed from last night.
Mrbackup: Last night? I didn't think you were a late night kind of guy.
CommanderUnbrella: I'm not, but Steve persuaded me. In fact, I think I'm going to go back to bed. See you later, people.
SmoothDog: Oh, no! OK, bye Joe, c u l8r LOL
CommanderUmbrella has left the chatroom.
Mrbackup: What is that?
SmoothDog: I'm just practicing some code writing.
Mrbackup: Aha, and what is the target of this code? Mmm… Are you going to go undercover on a highschool chatroom?
SmoothDog: You're sounding sorta hostile there, Danny.
Mrbackup: 'Sorta"? What the hell did you drink last night?
SmoothDog: Nothing much!
Mrbackup: You must have drunk a lot if you're still drunk.
SmoothDog: I'm not drunk! I'm cheerful! I had fun last night. I went to that tiki bar Joe likes, the one that serves the drinks with the little umbrellas.
Mrbackup: Oh, so that's just great.
SmoothDog: What's that supposed to mean?
Mrbackup: Nothing. I'm just SO happy that you're having fun with your pal Joe.
SmoothDog: What do you mean 'my pal'?
Mrbackup: Nothing. He's your friend isn't he? I mean, it didn't take you long at all to stop calling him 'sir'.
SmoothDog: He insisted that I call him Joe, Danny. He's not my superior anymore.
Mrbackup: Oh, no, I know you're not under him anymore.
AgentLori: Wow.
SurferChick: Guys, maybe you should cool it.
SmoothDog: What the hell are you saying Danny? Do you have a problem with Joe?
Mrbackup: Me? A problem with the guy who knows Shelburne but won't share?
SmoothDog: Yeah! A problem with the guy who put a fucking commando team together to get me the fuck out of North Korea.
Zenandmarried: Guys, please, let's keep it cool.
Mrbackup: Yeah, so I recognize that the guy cares about you. Doesn't make him look any less suspicious. You don't think he could have slipped something in your drink?
SmoothDog: No, I don't! I know he didn't, Danny. I don't even know why you're doubting him. Is it the Shelburne thing or is it me?
AgentLori: I don't think we should be mentioning that name in a chatroom.
Mrbackup: I'm just saying you too seem way too cozy lately.
SmoothDog: Are you kidding me? You were handcuffed to Lori and I didn't make such a big deal out of it!
Mrbackup: You threw the key out the window! That's NOT a problem to you?
SmoothDog: Yeah, well, I'm not the one who invited her to use the Spa services.
Mrbackup: women like Spas, Steven! Back me up here Lori!
AgentLori has left the chatroom.
SmoothDog: AHAAAA!
Mrbackup: What 'aha'? She was probably kidnapped by your good friend Commander 'I'm not much of a spa person, but I do like your umbrella, Steve' Joe White.
SmoothDog: That didn't even make any sense!
Mrbackup: Yeah, I can see your aneurysm face even through the chat screen, SmoothMongrel.
SmoothDog: I don't have an aneurysm face!
Mrbackup: You sure? Cause you're making it right now.
SmoothDog: You know what? Whatever!
Mrbackup: I see you've mastered becoming a fifteen-year-old.
SmoothDog: I don't even know what your problem is.
Mrbackup: Ah, that's just great. I have to spell it out for you, don't I?
SurferChick: and for us.
Mrbackup: When's the last time you and I went for a beer?
SmoothDog: What?
Mrbackup: What? Is this question too hard for you, high school boy? I asked when is the last time we went for a beer?
SmoothDog: I don't know, Danny, I don't keep record.
Mrbackup: Right. But that's not why you don't know.
SmoothDog: It isn't?
Mrbackup: You don't know because ever since your friend came to this island, you have completely left the rest of us out. Am I right here, guys?
SurferChick has left the chatroom.
Zenandmarried has left the chatroom.
Mrbackup: Look at that! They left because they didn't want to tell you what a lousy friend you've been lately.
SmoothDog: They left because you're being irrational! So what if I spend a little time with Joe? I've known him for years Danny! He risked his life, his career, to get me out of Wo Fat's hands!
Mrbackup: And he wasn't the only one! Did it ever ocurr to you that I've made sacrifices for you too?
SmoothDog: Don't think I'm not grateful, Danny, but you can't just expect me to bend over for you when you're responsible for your own actions.
Mrbackup: I'm not talking about life-threatening situations, jackass! I would never ask for anything in return. What I did, I did because I felt it.
SmoothDog: What are you talking about then? Cause I sure as hell don't know.
Mrbackup: I lost the tie.
SmoothDog: You did that for me?
Mrbackup: Yeah, lest I feel tempted to strangle you with it. I also stopped complaining about the heat.
SmoothDog: I don't see how that benefits me.
Mrbackup: It benefits us. I moved out of your house as soon as I realized I was bothering you.
SmoothDog: You weren't bothering me Danny.
Mrbackup: Yeah, I was. I didn't even rant when you threw the handcuff key out the window of my hotel room, even though it was uncharacteristically childish of you.
SmoothDog: I apologized!
Mrbackup: the point is that it takes a lot of effort to do or not to do those things, Steven. And frankly I don't see it paying off.
SmoothDog: Fine! What do you want Danny? What do you want to stop this conversation before it drags on to the next century? I'm not going to spend less time with Joe. What? You wanna come with us next time?
Mrbackup: No, I want a beer.
SmoothDog: Fine! A beer, on me. Tonight, alright?
Mrbackup: Yeah, fine.
SmoothDog: Can I invite Joe?
Mrbackup: God dammit Steven, I swear to God!
SmoothDog: I was kidding, Danny. Geez relax!
Mrbackup has left the chatroom.
SmoothDog: What just happened?
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