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G-Man and Danger	By : tbird1965 Category: 1 through F > Criminal Minds Views: 5259 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Criminal Minds, nor the characters. I do not own the lyrics to; Enter Night, Secret Agent, Natural Woman, Paparazzi, Rock& Roll all Nite, Pour Some Sugar, The Humpty Dance, Talk Dirty to me. I d

Chapter List
- 1-G-Man and Danger
- 2-Two
- 3-Three
- 4-Four
- 5-Five
- 6-Six
- 7-Seven
- 8-Eight
- 9-Nine
- 10-Ten
- 11-Chapter 11
- 12-Chapter 12
- 13-Chapter 13
- 14-Chapter 14
- 15-Chapter 15
- 16-Chapter 16
- 17-Chapter 17
- 18-Chapter 18
- 19-Chapter 19
- 12
- 13
- 14
"Hotch has a secret girlfriend?" Reid repeated, looking confused.
JJ rolled her eyes at him. "Yes. Help us Garcia." she pleaded.
Garcia blinked her eyes several times. "Let me get this straight. You want me to use company equipment to spy on my boss?"
"Yes" JJ, Prentiss and Derek said together.
"You guys are going to get me so fired." Garcia said, "Okay. What do we know?"
"Well Emily and I have both overhead cellphone conversations." JJ said.
"Anything else?" Garcia said, her voice pleading.
"Oh wait." JJ said, "He got an email. I think it was a picture."
"To his computer here?" Garcia asked.
JJ nodded.
Garcia cracked her knuckles. "Okay." She began typing frantically. "I'm checking for any attachments and or emails received by Aaron Hotchner from a non governmental or police related source. Hopefully he would have approved her email address so she wouldn't get spammed. Okay, I've got 10 in the last two weeks."
"All from the same person." Emily asked.
"No, but 4 are from a jazzyd."
"Check those." Derrick urged.
"Okay. The messages are deleted, but maybe I can get into her email." she typed frantically on the computer keys. "Wait a minute, wait a minute. I have a chat log from G-man to Danger."
"Where did you find that?" Emily asked.
"Hotch's personal email, he has it linked to his work email."
"Well pull it up Baby girl" Derrick urged.
"Okay, grab those other monitor's, I'll display it on all of them."
JJ glanced briefly at the first sentence. "Oh god, I remember this." she said. "We were on the jet. Everyone was asleep. Hotch called someone on his cellphone and asked them to get online. After that I heard him typing."
They all stared at the monitors and started to read;
G-man: There u r, u weren't sleeping were u?
Danger: No. Besides, U know I'd wake up to talk to you. So ur on the Jet now?
G-man: Yes. I think everyone's asleep. But I'm not sure. What did U do today?
Danger: Not much. Went to the gun range for a while.
G-man: W ur cute little baby gun?
Danger: Now why you gotta make fun of my gun?
G-man: LOL. Because it's little and cute like you.
Danger: Well maybe the next time I see U, you'll let me handle your Glock.
G-man. U can handle my Glock anytime.
Danger: I said ur Glock, not ur COCK. I've already handled ur cock.
G-man: Yes u have. I wish u were handling it right now.
Danger: LOL. Right there? On the Jet? In front of the team?
G-man: Okay, well maybe not RIGHT, right now.
Danger: What are u wearing?
G-man. A suit. Why?
Danger: bummer
G-man: I thought u liked my suits.
Danger: I do, but I like u better naked. Get naked.
G-man: On the jet? I don't think so.
Danger: Come on, ur no fun. I dare you.
G-man: No. What R U wearing?
Danger: Well I'm naked of course.
G-man: UR killing me.
Danger: I am? Well reach into ur pants and stroke ur cock.
G-man: No.
Danger: U know u want to...
G-man: NO
Danger: Come on...just unzip ur pants, reach in and grab out that beautiful big cock of urs. Touch it, stroke it.
G-man: U better stop or I'll have to visit the restroom and take care of things. LOL.
Danger: Why r u hard?
G-man: What do u think?
Danger: I know what I think, I want u to tell me. Tell me Aaron, is ur cock hard?
G-man. Very
Danger: That's cheating.
G-man: LOL. My cock is so hard right now it's about to split my pants. better?
Danger: Mmmmmm. Much.
G-man: UR evil.
Danger: Come on, just rub it right there, no one will know. Come on Aaron, touch ur cock.
G-man: No.
Danger: PU-LEESSSEEE.
G-man: okay, I just rubbed it through my pants. Wow, it really is hard.
Danger: Good. Now pull it out and really stroke it. Jack off for me.
G-man : I can't.
Danger: Why?
G-man: I can't type with one hand.
Danger: LOL Ok. U got me there. So have u ever?
G-man: Ever what?
Danger: Jacked off on the jet?
G-man: no
Danger: Why not?
G-man. I'm usually too tired.
Danger: Poor baby. So have u ever fantasized about having sex on the jet?
G-man: Wait a min. Have I ever fantasized about sex while I'm flying IN the jet? or Have I ever fantasized about engaging in sex ON the jet? 2 dif questions...
Danger: LOL. UR such a lawyer. Both...
G-man: Then, yes. To both.
Danger: yum, how fun. With who?
G-man: no.
Danger: Tell me.
G-man: No.
Danger: Come on. tell me who you fantasized about?
G-man: No.
Danger: JJ?
G-man: No comment
Danger: Emily?
G-man: No comment
Danger: Both of them together?
G-man: No comment.
Danger: Jeez. ur a pervy boss. Having sexual fantasies about ur female employees.
G-man: You forgot Garcia.
Danger: I did. Oops. Garcia?
G-man: No comment
Danger: Pervert
G-man: I didn't admit to anything , I said no comment.
Danger: Everyone knows no comment means yes. if the answer was no, u would have said no.
G-man. LOL. no comment.
Danger: Ok. Spencer?
G-man: NO!
Danger: Snap. See. I rest my case. You are soooo busted.
G-man: OK. U got me.
Danger: pervert
G-man: you love it.
Danger: I do, but I can't seem to get you to jack off on the jet.
G-man: no...
Danger: Oh btw. I got the new pics uploaded to the website. check them out, see what you think.
G-man: Will do. I think we're getting ready to land. Gotta go.
Danger: K. But before you go, as soon as U sign off, I'm rubbing my pussy and imaging u stroking ur cock. just thought u should know.
G-man: U r sooo mean.
Danger: I know, call me when u get home if U need me to talk U through anything...nite.
G-man: Nite Danger.
Danger: Nite G-man
After they had all finished reading they stared silently at each other.
"Wow." JJ said.
Derek laughed and poked at Reid. "Well Hotch does not think about having sex with you."
"Nice to know." Reid said.
Garcia buried her face in her hands. "I'll never be able to look him in the eye again."
"Oh come on Baby Girl. You've thought about having sex with people at work." Derek teased.
"Well I fully admit to lusting after you, you Chocolate God of Thunder."
"And JJ? Come on…" he prodded.
JJ laughed. "No comment."
"Come on Garcia. Now we know she's real. Let's find out all about her." Derek said.
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