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Chapter 14
Hawaii Five-0 chatroom: Chapter 14 Dannolovesgracie has joined the chatroom. Zen: Hey, Danny! How are you, brah? Dannolovesgracie: I couldn't be happier, Chin. Couldn't be happier. Zen: And to what do we owe this happiness? SuperStepSteve: To me! XD Dannolovesgracie: Jesus, Steven, even online your grin looks ridiculous. SuperStepSteve: XD you love it! Dannolovesgracie: No, I don't! I swear to God, half the time I think your face is gonna stick like that, you moron! Zen: Woah, brahs! Where did the love go? SuperStepSteve: Yeah, Danny. Where did the love go? Dannolovesgracie: Shut it, Steven! SuperStepSteve: I didn't say anything! Dannolovesgracie: You know what I mean, you brute. Quit it with the attitude! SuperSteveSteve: I don't have an attitude! Dannolovesgracie: Yes, you do! SuperStepSteve: No, I don't. Zen: Here we go… Dannolovesgracie: Yes, you do! You have an aneurysm face and you have an attitude. And you also have an ego the size of a zeppelin. SuperStepSteve: Why can't you just admit, for once, that I did something awesome for you? Dannolovesgracie: It was great, Steve, and I can't thank you enough, but your attitude gets on my nerves. SuperStepSteve: Why can't you just let me enjoy it, Danny? Why do you always bask in your greatness and completely disregard mine? Dannolovesgracie: Bask in my greatness? What are you even talking about? SuperStepSteve: It's what you always do, Danny! You do something well and you celebrate it. But God forbid I celebrate when I do something well. Dannolovesgracie: Oh, my God! You are such an idiot! I don't mind when you celebrate your success! Hell, I even commend you for a job well done! What I don't approve of is you grinning like a mad man when you a) burst into warehouses without proper backup (shut UP, I am NOT proper backup); b) get me shot and shot at (yes, Steven, I dislike being on the receiving end of a gunshot) and c) get your ass into life threatening situations on a daily basis for the sake of the job. SuperStepSteve: I find it absolutely incredible that you were able to elaborate that in under 30 seconds. Dannolovesgracie: Thank you. Did you understand what I said? SuperStepSteve: I did. I have one question, though. Dannolovesgracie: Which is…? SuperStepSteve: Am I allowed to celebrate the fact that, on what was most likely one of the most depressing moments of your life on the island so far, not only did I pay for dinner, but also arranged for Gracie to stay with you for a week while Rachel and Stan get acclimated to having a new born at home and also gave you a week off from work so that you could spend all your time with your beloved daughter? Dannolovesgracie: Yes, Steven, of course you can! SuperStepSteve: Then why won't you let me? Dannolovesgracie: I do! SuperStepSteve: No, you don't. You totally don't. Dannolovesgracie: Why are you sounding like a teenager again? SuperStepSteve: Danny! Dannolovesgracie: Fine! God! I swear to God, sometimes it's like I'm married again! Dannolovesgracie has changed his screen name to Dannolovesgracieandsteverules. Dannolovesgracieandsteverules: Dearest Steven… SuperStepSteve: XD I already like this! Zen: I bet you do. Dannolovesgracieandsteverules: You are the master of the Universe! SuperStepSteve: Keep going. Dannolovesgracieandsteverules: Without your divine intervention, oh holy army God… SuperStepSteve: It's the Navy, Danno. I swear you do that just to bother me. Dannolovesgracieandsteverules: Fine, oh holy Navy God, without your divine intervention I would probably be sulking right now. SuperStepSteve: You got that right! Dannolovesgracieandsteverules: Instead, I'm watching my baby girl sleep and feel blessed to have landed on this fantastic island. SuperStepSteve: And dinner? Dannolovesgracieandsteverules: Dinner was fabulous, oh your royal Navyness! It was a flavor explosion enhanced by the absence of pineapple. Zen: I'm writing this down. Dannolovesgracieandsteverules: Happy now? SuperStepSteve: XD Dannolovesgracieandsteverules: God, you're such a goof… Dannolovesgracieandsteverules has left the chatroom. SuperStepSteve: See that, Chin? Danny thinks I rule XD SuperStepSteve has left the chatroom. Zen: I think I need therapy.