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G-Man and Danger	By : tbird1965 Category: 1 through F > Criminal Minds Views: 5263 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Criminal Minds, nor the characters. I do not own the lyrics to; Enter Night, Secret Agent, Natural Woman, Paparazzi, Rock& Roll all Nite, Pour Some Sugar, The Humpty Dance, Talk Dirty to me. I d

Chapter List
- 1-G-Man and Danger
- 2-Two
- 3-Three
- 4-Four
- 5-Five
- 6-Six
- 7-Seven
- 8-Eight
- 9-Nine
- 10-Ten
- 11-Chapter 11
- 12-Chapter 12
- 13-Chapter 13
- 14-Chapter 14
- 15-Chapter 15
- 16-Chapter 16
- 17-Chapter 17
- 18-Chapter 18
- 19-Chapter 19
- 13
- 14
- 15
"Okay," Garcia said, "let me see if I can search her ISP for a name and address." She typed some more. "Okay, the address belongs to a JD Jones. The billing address is c/o a Matthew E. Jones, Aquia Harbor, Virginia" Garcia glanced up, "She's married?"
"That can't be right." JJ sighed.
"Okay. Wait." Garcia attacked her keyboard again. "No. He has a wife, named Lisa. Brother, maybe? Okay. I have it. Jasmine Danger Jones, her brother's name is Matthew Edward Jones."
"So Hotch's secret girlfriend's name is Jasmine Danger?" Emily sneered. "What else can you find out."
"Gimme some time." The agent's watched as window after window opened. Finally Garcia leaned back and said, "What do you want to know?"
"Everything." Emily said.
"Okay. On income tax records her occupation is listed as Professional Musician. She has a Bachelor's Degree in Music Education from the University of Missouri, a Master's in English Literature from Northwestern University and a Doctorate in Jazz Studies from Rutgers. Good education." Garcia muttered. "It looks like she taught English Literature for about 8 years at the University of Virginia."
"Any criminal records?" Emily asked.
Garcia looked at another window. "A drunk driving charge in 1993. After that nothing. Oh, this is interesting. She has a carry and conceal permit from Florida. Doesn't that mean…"
"She can carry concealed in about 30 state." Derek interrupted.
"Why does she need that?" JJ questioned.
"Because she's a Musician and she plays a lot of late night gigs." Dave Rossi's voice answered.
Garcia gasped and tried to close her computer. JJ and Emily stared at him with their mouths open.
"I assume you are spying on Hotch's girlfriend." he said.
"You know about her?" Emily asked.
"Just what he wanted to tell me. Her name is Jasmine Danger Jones and she plays bass in a rock band. He met her in Florida."
"What does she look like?" Derrick asked.
"I don't know." Dave shrugged.
"What's the name of her band?" Reid asked.
Dave shrugged again.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute." Garcia said, "I'm way ahead of you. I've referenced the clubs on Navarre Beach during the time that Hotch was there. One club featured a band called "Jazzy D and the Rainmakers and….here is their website." she rolled back in her chair proudly.
They all turned around and looked at the page. It featured the bands logo and a list of upcoming gigs.
"There," Reid pointed, "Band member photos."
Garcia clicked on the link.
"Wow." Rossi said.
"Wow is right" Derek agreed.
The main picture on the page was a picture of Jazzy, lying prone on a old fashioned couch. She was wearing an unbuttoned man's white dress shirt, and she was hugging her bass in her arms. Her head was thrown back and she was laughing. It was obvious from the exposed bits of skin that she was naked under the shirt.
"She's beautiful." JJ whispered.
Behind that picture where other black and white photos; Jazzy walking on the beach, Jazzy playing in the water, her white wife beater, wet and see through. Reid leaned in and squinted, he pointed to a picture. In the picture, Jazzy head was thrown back and she was laughing, a man's face was buried in her chest, one large hand on her breast. Reid pointed. "That's Hotch's hand."
They all leaned in and looked.
"It sure is." Emily agreed.
"Go back to the front page, there was some video." JJ said.
They all watched as Jazzy danced, jumped and sang Kiss' "Rock and Roll all Night."
"She's really something." JJ said.
"Why hasn't Hotch said anything to us" Emily asked, looking at Dave.
Dave took a deep breathe and let it out. "I think because he's scared. He's feeling things he's never felt before. He's entering into a relationship for the first time as a man and not a boy. He told me that he's never felt such intense physical feelings for a woman before and it's terrifying him. He also realizes that she is nothing like Haley and he's afraid of your disapproval. And he's scared because for the first time in as long as he can remember he is truly happy and he's afraid it will all disappear again."
Dave sighed and stood up to leave. "I know he's planning on introducing her to all of us. Just let him have his little secret for a while. Okay?"
They nodded.
"Hey Dave," Emily called after him, he stopped and turned around. "Do you ever fantasize about having sex with any of us?"
Dave smiled his flirty smile, "No comment."

Garcia was busy working on her computer when she heard someone clear their throat behind her. She spun around in her chair, Hotch was leaning against the door frame to her office.
"Well howdy there Boss man." She said cheerily, "What can I do you for?"
Hotch shifted nervously. "I was just thinking that we haven't been out as a team for a while." He cleared his throat again and continued. "You're good at setting that stuff up, how about two Friday's from now?"
Garcia smiled inwardly at how nervous Hotch appeared. "That sounds like a ton of fun, Sir. Did you have any place in mind?"
"Duffy's? It's in Montclair."
"Sounds perfect, Sir." she smiled, "I'll set it up with everyone."
"Thanks Garcia." he said, turning to go, "And, Garcia?" She looked back up at him. "Try and make sure everyone can make it."
"Okey Dokey."
She leaned back in her chair and watched Hotch walk across the bull pen. She rolled her chair back further and saw him nearing the stairs. Standing up, she tip toed to her door and watched him climb the stairs to his office. As soon as she saw him enter his office, she began to wave her arms frantically, motioning to the others in the team. With varying degrees of curiosity in their eyes, they got up and came towards Garcia's office.
"What's up, Baby girl?" Derek asked.
"I think he's ready for us to meet her?" Penelope squealed, turning to her computer.
"Her who?"
"Her! Her!" Emily hissed, "The Girlfriend. How do you know, Garcia?" she asked.
"He just asked me to set up a team get together at Duffy's in Montclair, " she said, typing rapidly "And looky, looky. Guess who the band is? Jazzy D and the Rainmakers."
JJ clapped her hands and began to run out of the office.
"Where are you going?" Derek called after her.
"I have to find a babysitter!"
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