Careful What You Wish For | By : HeadmasterFelix Category: Supernatural > Slash - Male/Male Views: 2299 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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Isn't That A Chick Thing?
"We need to talk," Dean took a swig of his beer and pushed past Sam, taking a seat at the desk.
Sam re-took his place on his bed and looked at Dean, waiting for whatever was next.
Dean sighed. "I don't really know how to say this, Sammy."
"Just say it, man. Whatever it is, I'm sure I can handle it."
He watched Sam for a minute, something formulating in the back of his mind. Another sigh. "Are you gay?"
Sam groaned and rubbed his face. "No, I'm not gay. Why- why would you even think that?"
"Well, I just got some... I mean, I got a feeling. Or I noticed...someone mentioned... Look, you know what, it doesn't matter."
They looked at each other, both pondering what to say next. They started at the same time, but Dean bulldozed his little brother.
"So... no attraction to men whatsoever, then? Like, it's you and Leo trapped in an elevator and you're not even gonna try anything? " If anyone was lying to him, it was Sam, and he was going to make him admit it.
"That's not- wait, who's Leo?"
"DiCaprio. You know, Titanic, Gilbert Grape?"
"That's... a weird and oddly specific example... but no, I didn't say I wouldn't make a move in this hypothetical scenario."
"That is literally what you just said. Not gay means wouldn't try to blow Leo in a broken down elevator."
"This... it really feels like you've put too much thought into this scenario. But no, I," he sighed. "I'm... I don't know, bisexual? I like who I like, okay?" He was feeling defensive.
Dean quirked an eyebrow. "Bisexual? Is that a thing guys can be? I thought that was a chick thing."
"Ugh, no. How do you... Like how do you even function in modern society? No. It's not a chick thing."
Dean seemed to actually consider what Sam said before speaking again. "So... when did that happen?"
Sam shrugged. "I dunno, I guess it's always been there? Remember, um... God, what was his name? Arturo Humorado? Oof, yeah. He's when I first noticed."
Dean chuckled, remembering. "Yeah, he was a fine piece of man meat."
Sam laughed, "Dude, he was like seventeen."
"Yeah, but I was fifteen, and he was ripped."
"As I recall, you were pretty ripped by the time you hit that age too. One of the side effects of being a hunter I guess."
Dean smirked. "Yeah, I was... but that's not the point. Alright, so you've been playing for both teams for a while. Good to know."
Sam nodded, feeling kind of awkward again. "So, is... that a problem for you?"
"Nah. I mean, I'm kinda... I feel weird about the fact that you never told me."
"I guess it never felt relevant."
"So you've never like, had a boyfriend?"
Sam shook his head. "Nope."
"So you've never..." he trailed off, expecting Sam to fill in the rest.
"I've hooked up with guys before, Dean. It's not a scandalous thing to say."
"Okay, alright, I get it. I just... ok, cool."
"Cool?" Sam was a little indignant.
"Yeah. Cool. I mean, I couldn't care less who you bring to bed," Dean gave a half-smile.
Something seemed fishy about that statement. If his brother had a problem with him, Sam had to know. "Don't lie to me, Dean."
"I ain't lying, Sammy."
"Dean."
He sighed. "Okay, fine. I kind of care, but not like you think."
"Uh-huh," Sam waited expectantly.
"I just... Look, I know I got no right asking this, but, could you just, not sleep with my friends?"
"Oh what, I like guys so now I must want to screw all of our guy friends?" He was defensive and, at this point, almost intentionally taking Dean's words in the worst way possible. He paused. "I'm sorry, I just. I wasn't expecting to have this conversation."
"It's okay. I guess I wasn't either."
They were quiet for a minute, then Sam looked puzzled. "Wait... Dean? We don't have any friends."
"Yeah, okay, that's... that's true. What I mean is, could you try to not bone Cas?"
Sam choked on his own breath. "What?! Why would I - how would you think? That's not..." So smooth.
"Come on, Sammy. He's a good lookin' guy, even I can see that. Plus I know how you get a hard on for anyone you care about."
"Okay, gross. And no, I don't. But yeah, fine, I'll take it under advisement," he rolled his eyes.
Again, they were quiet for a minute. "Why do you even care?"
"I don't," he puffed up his chest. "I just, I mean, I think it would make things awkward, you know?"
"Yeah, I guess," Sam thought about that. If screwing Cas would make things awkward, how unbearable is it going to be next time they need to deal with Crowley? There was that pang of guilt again.
"Good. Okay. Good talk," he accomplished what he came for, and was starting to get nervous about why he actually cared about Sam sleeping with Castiel. Clearing his throat, Dean stood up and left.
Sam really intended to not bone Cas. He really, really did. But then...
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