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Hawai Five-0 chatroom	By : cassfear84 Category: G through L > Hawaii Five-0 (2010) > Hawaii Five-0 (2010) Views: 2271 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Author's note: Hi, people! I'm finding it a bit difficult to move forward with this fic. I took inspiration for this chapter from ZhaLenn's suggestion. I hope you like it! By the way, since they won't be airing past episode 14 here until March, I've been watching reruns, so I'll be making reference to different events throughout the show in my story but in a different order. Put simply: I'm messing up the show's timeline on purpose :P
Hawaii Five-0 chatroom: Chapter 15
ihopeyourot has joined the chatroom.
Kickassblondsuckitwilliams: Oh, I wanna know what that is about!
ihopeyourot: Really, Lori? That's your screen name?
Kickassblondsuckitwilliams: I was gonna go with "You're just jealous because my hair is prettier, Williams" but I thought it was way too long and also an understatement.
ihopeyourot: Whatever.
Kickassblondsuckitwilliams: Really? You're not going to answer that? What happened?
Zen: Yeah, brah. What's going on?
ihopeyourot: Oh, hi Chin. Hadn't seen you there.
Zen: I've spent enough time with McGarret to learn to be sneaky.
ihopeyourot: That's great! Let's just hope you don't start running around like a deranged G.I. Joe, guns blazing, shirtless and keeping grenades in glove compartments ready to blow up doors at the drop of a hat!
Kickassblondsuckitwilliams: Hahahahahahahaha. What did Steve do?
ihopeyourot: Oh, you know. The usual! He decided it was perfectly acceptable to threaten to throw a guy off a cliff with a bag over his head to get the information that we needed. Never mind that's a form of torture, no problem there! I wouldn't even mention the incident if it weren't for the fact that he actually threw the guy off the fucking cliff!
Zen: What?
Kickassblondsuckitwilliams: Are you serious?
DannyneedstoCHILL: Oh, relax people! It was two feet high! The guy didn't know that, of course.
ihopeyourot: He didn't know it because he had a bag over his head!
DannyneedstoCHILL: Nothing happened, Danno! I don't need a sermon right now!
ihopeyourot: Don't you fucking call me Danno, you animal! And when would you like the sermon? Huh? Because you just happened to disappear and left ME in charge of explainingyour methods to the Governor and writing the reports. And I don't know about you, but I'm not exactly sure how to justify pushing a guy off a God damn cliff!
DannyneedstoCHILL: It was only two feet high! And you know what? Fine! You want me to write the report? I'll write the stupid report! You want me to explain to the Governor? I'll make an appointment to see him tomorrow morning. Just STOP BUGGING ME!
ihopeyourot: I'm bugging you? I am bugging you? You're the one who left me there to deal with the repercussions of YOUR actions.
DannyneedstoCHILL: Did it ever occur to you that maybe I didn't want to leave but had no choice?
ihopeyourot: What do you mean you had no choice? Why?
DannyneedstoCHILL: Nothing. Never mind. I'm just saying maybe you should consider the possibility that I'm not really myself today.
ihopeyourot: Well, EXCUSE ME! But what is more like you than to throw the book out the window? And what the hell are you going on about? Why wouldn't you be yourself?
DannyneedstoCHILL: Never mind! I'm just saying.
ihopeyourot: Just saying what? Steven!
DannyneedstoCHILL: Nothing, Williams. I am fine.
ihopeyourot: You are most definitely not fine! What is going on? Talk to me Steven!
DannyneedstoCHILL: Oh, now you want to talk?
ihopeyourot: I always want to talk!
DannyneedstoCHILL: No, you always want to rant.
ihopeyourot: That's because it's the only way I can get through to your thick skull. Out of 100 words I say, you may at least get 20!
DannyneedstoCHILL: You know what? Never mind. I don't have the energy to argue with you right now.
ihopeyourot: You don't have the energy? What is the problem, Steven? Should I be sending the Army to your house? Are you being held hostage?
DannyneedstoCHILL: If I were being held hostage, I would have said that first!
ihopeyourot: Then what is going on?
DannyneedstoCHILL: I'm undergoing a physical impossibility, Danny.
ihopeyourot: What? What is going on? Are you hurt? Shall I call an ambulance? Whatever, I'm coming over!
ihopeyourot has left the chatroom.
DannyneedstoCHILL: What the hell did he do?
Kickassblondsuckitwilliams: I think he's going to your place as we speak.
Zen: What is wrong with you anyway, Steve?
DannyneedstoCHILL: I have a cold!
Zen: How is that, and I quote, "A physical impossibility".
DannyneedstoCHILL: I never get sick! Ever. I haven't had a cold since I was a kid.
Zen: You know what? I'm going to make an appointment for a therapist right now.
Kickassblondsuckitwilliams: Could you make one for me too, Chin?
Zen: Sure, Lori.
Kickassblondsuckitwilliams: Oh, and Steve? I think the cost should be covered by the task force.
DannyneedstoCHILL: Good luck with that.
DannyneedstoCHILL has left the chatroom.
Zen: Good luck, indeed.
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