Hawai Five-0 chatroom

 

Author's note: Yes, Danny should have been more jealous of Steve carrying Lori down the mountain. I hope you like it! PS: The Vicodin joke is from Two and a half men.

Hawaii Five-0 Chatroom: chapter 16

MyInkedKnight has joined the chatroom.

StepSteve: Hi, lori! Is that for me?

MyInkedKnight: Yes, it is! Thank you for saving meeeee.

SurferChick: OK, what's going on?

MyInkedKnight: Don't you remember? Steve saved meeeeee.

StepSteve: Yes... Three days ago. And you didn't think it was all that.

MyInkedKnight: Oh, but it was! I could have died Steve! But you saved me. You carried me down those steps like I was a damsel in distress and you were my knight in inked armour. So romantic.

SurferChick: Is this about the sprained ankle?

StepSteve: Yeah. Lori, what are you taking for the pain?

MyInkedKnight: vicoden...

SurferChick: You misspelled vicodin.

MyInkedKnight: that's the beauty of it. I don't care. And Steve is my heroooo. I love you sooooo much 3

IhopeMyExUnderstands: oh, crap. I chose the worst moment to log in. Do I dare ask what the hell is going on?

SurferChick: Lori loves steve!

MyInkedKnight: yesssssss. But not like Danny!

StepSteve: what do you mean?

IhopeMyExUnderstands: ah, she's on Vicodin, isn't she?

StepSteve: what did you mean, not like Danny?

MyInkedKnight has been kicked out of the chatroom.

StepSteve: Wait! Kono! Why did you kick her out?

SurferChick: I didn't brah, I swear! I don't know what happened.

StepSteve: Danny do you know what she was talking about?

IhopeMyExUnderstands: No clue.

SurferChick: Hey, brah. Is Rachel giving you a hard time about the whole Peterson deal?

IhopeMyExUnderstands: Not really. Actually, she's been surprisingly understanding. She remembers the trial and what I went through.

StepSteve: So what's with the screen name?

IhopeMyExUnderstands: oh, it's the same I had last time. I didn't feel like changing it. So who's keeping an eye on princess Pill?

SurferChick: I can't. I'm helping Kawika with the little surfers today.

StepSteve: no, it wasn't.

IhopeMyExUnderstands: huh?

SurferChick: what's that, boss?

StepSteve: this isn't the same screen name you had last time.

IhopeMyExUnderstands: yes, it is.

StepSteve: No, it isn't. It was something insulting me, I remember that.

IhopeMyExUnderstands: Whatever, screen name Nazi, it's the one that was recorded on the computer. Last time I logged in it was from my phone. I guess it's older.

StepSteve: No.

IhopeMyExUnderstands: No?

StepSteve: In fact, I'm sure you've never used this screen name before.

IhopeMyExUnderstands: I'm sorry, are you keeping track of my screen names now? What is wrong with you, McGarrett? I swear, you get weirder every day.

StepSteve: No, I do not. And I'm right. Right, Kono?

SurferChick: I really don't know, brah. I don't really pay attention to your screen names. Mostly, I just guess who's writing. Message names stopped being funny after the third chat session.

StepSteve: Well, check! You're the administrator, right?

IhopeMyExUnderstands: OK, I'm gonna go check on Lori before Steven goes all psycho on you, Kono.

IhopeMyExUnderstands has left the chatroom.

StepSteve: Kono!

SurferChick: What do you want from me, boss? I can't check now. I gotta go help Kawika. See ya!

SurferChick has left the chatroom.

StepSteve: What? I'm alone now?

StepSteve: hello?

StepSteve: Dammit!

StepSteve has left the chatroom.

MasterZen: Interesting.

CommanderJ: I think Kono and Lori came up with a new plan behind our backs.

MasterZen: Or Lori forgot our plan thanks to the pain-killers.

CommanderJ: Do you honestly think she took more than she needed?

MasterZen: You're right. We'd better talk to the girls.

CommanderJ: Let's wait. It seems like Danny's screen name said more than he intended to. Maybe the girls know something we don't.

MasterZen: You are scary, Joe.

CommanderJ: I taught Steve everything he knows, Chin. Remember that.

MasterZen: I can hardly forget it.