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Hunting Humanity IV	By : greenwizard11 Category: Supernatural > Slash - Male/Male Views: 1064 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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They were driving home from Bobby’s when they were hit by a torrential downpour. “Damn it, I can barely see the road through this crap,” Dean growled. Then he saw lights up ahead for a motel. “We’re stopping for the night.” He pulled into the parking lot and they ran inside soaked. “Whew. Nice digs, for once. Busy night.”

“Any port in a storm, I guess,” the guy at the front desk chuckled. “If you could just fill this out, please,” he handed Dean a registration card. Liam stared at the guy. “Can I help you, Set?”

“Huh?” Liam blinked. “Uh, no, just tired I think.”

“Sir, I think... Shaving nick there,” the desk man pointed to a cut just under Dean’s jaw and handed him a tissue. “Your key.”

“Oh. Thanks,” Dean blotted at the cut. “Hey, you wouldn't happen to have a coffee shop, would you?”

The man smiled. “Buffet. All you can eat. Best pie in the tri state area.”

“You don't say?” Dean perked up a little.

They went to the dining room and Dean piled his plate up. “Come on, Babe,” he patted Liam on the shoulder while he sat with a plate with barely anything on it. “Eat, drink, and be merry. We can’t just run constantly, we gotta take a breath once in a while. We’re human.”

Liam sighed and started eating. He suddenly hissed and grabbed at his neck. “I’m bleeding.”

“Just a scratch,” Dean kissed his cheek.

They went up to the room and saw a couple making out in the hall. They walked into a very nice room. “Wow. Look at this. We're like Rockefellers. Chocolates! You want yours?” he asked Sam.

“Knock yourself out,” Sam answered. “Isn't this place in the middle of nowhere?”

“So?” Dean shrugged.

“So what's a four star hotel doing on a no star highway?”

“And did the guy at the desk call me Sir or Set?” Liam looked confused.

They heard moaning coming from the room next to theirs and Dean chuckled. “If only they had more than one room available.”

“Not in the mood anyway,” Liam shot him a look.

Suddenly there was a loud bang and the wall buckled in a little. They went over to investigate and there was no one there. They went to the front desk and were told the couple had checked out. Dean pulled his companions close. “Alright, well, Liam and I will scope out the joint, and you keep an eye on Norman Bates over here. I mean, one night off. Is that too much to ask?”

Liam and Dean went upstairs and when they passed an open door Dean could’ve swore he saw an elephant. We went back to look again and there was a large man in a towel.

They met Sam back in the lobby. “I just got a cut on my neck too. We need to get out of here.” He moved to the doors and they wouldn’t open.

“Let me guess it's locked. So what, the roaches check in, they don't check out?” Dean grumbled.

Sam sighed. “Think about how we got here. That detour on I-90? The friggin hurricane?”

“You saying we were led here?” Dean looked to his brother.

“Like rats in a maze.”

They went into the kitchen and found the rest of the guests in the freezer. “Help us! Get us out!” a man started pounding on the door.

Sam pulled out his lock pick Before he could get the lock open two men appeared and grabbed Dean. Liam’s eyes flashed red. “Easy, Set,” one of them held out a hand. “We just want you to three to join us.”

“I haven’t been called that in a really long time.”

They were led into the ball room where there was a gathering. They were pushed down into seats and a name tag that said Set was slapped on to Astiratu’s chest. Baldur stood up when everyone was seated. “Ladies and gentleman, thank you for coming. Although in all my centuries, I never thought I'd see this. This many Gods under one roof. Now, before we get down to brass tacks, some ground rules. No slaughtering each other. Curb your wrath. Oh, and uh, keep your hands off the local virgins. We're, trying to keep a low profile here”

“We are so screwed,” Sam mumbled to his brother.

“Now we all know why we're here. The Judeo Christian apocalypse looms over us. I know we've all had our little disagreements in the past. The time has come to put those aside and look toward the future. Because if we don't, we won't have one. Now we do have two very valuable bargaining chips. Michael, and Lucifer's vessels. The question is, what do we do now? Anybody have any bright ideas? Speak up. This is a safe room.”

“Um, let us go so we can deal with it?” Astiratu suggested it.

“Sorry, Set,” Baldur frowned at him. “Can’t do that.”

Odin and Zao Shen began arguing and they tried to sneak away. “Stay!” Kali shouted. “We have to fight. The archangels, the only thing they understand is violence. This ends in blood. There is no other way, it's them, or us.”

The doors opened and the trickster stepped in. “Can't we all just get along! Sam! Dean! It's always wrong place, worst time with you muttonheads, huh?”

“Loki,” Baldur greeted him.

“Baldur. Good seeing you too. I guess my invitation got lost in the mail.”

“Why are you here?” Baldur asked.

“To talk about the elephant in the room. The apocalypse. We can't stop it, gang. But first things first,” he turned to Sam and Dean. “The adults need to have a little conversation. Check you later.” He snapped his fingers and Sam and Dean were back in their room.

“Alright, so what's our next move?” Sam asked.

Dean shrugged. “I don't know. Grab those poor saps outta the freezer, I guess? Bust them out? Gank a few freaks along the way if we're lucky?”

“And when are you ever lucky?” the trickster appeared with Astiratu.

“Guys, meet Gabriel,” Astiratu sighed. “Should have seen it before.”

“And why are you here?” Dean asked.

“I'm here to save your ass. Those guys are either gonna dust you, or use you as bait. Either way, you're uber boned.”

“Do they have a chance? Against Satan?” Sam asked.

“It's a bad idea. Lucifer's gonna turn them into finger paint. So let's get going while the going's good.”

“Great, why don't you just zap us outta here then?” Dean said.

“Would if I could, but Kali's got you by the short and curlies. It's a blood spell. You boys are on a leash.”

“What does that mean?” Dean asked.

“It means it's time for a bit of the old black magic.”

“Okay, yeah. Well, whatever. Well, we're gonna take the people in the freezer with us,” Dean sighed.

Gabriel shook his head. “Forget it. It's gonna be hard enough sneaking you mooks outta here.”

Gabriel disappeared and the three men went back down to the freezer. Sam tried to unlock it, but was grabbed this time by Zao Shen. Astiratu knocked the god away and shot a bolt of lightning out of his hand that fried Zao Shen. “Got enough juice to gank all of them?” Dean asked.

“No, so hurry.”

They were suddenly surrounded again and dragged back to the ball room. “How's the rescue going?” Dean asked Gabriel.

Kali stood over Gabriel. “Well, surprise, surprise. The Trickster has tricked us. You're mine now. And you have something I want,” she reached into his jacket and pulled out a sword. “An archangel's blade. From the archangel, Gabriel.”

“Okay, okay!” Gabriel held up his hands. “So I got wings, like Kotex. But that doesn't make me any less right about Lucifer.”

Her eyes narrowed. “He's lying. He's a spy.”

“I'm not a spy. I'm a runaway. I'm trying to save you. I know my brother, Kali. He should scare the living crap out of you. You can't beat him. I've skipped ahead, seen how this story ends.”

Your story. Not ours. Westerners, I swear. The sheer arrogance. You think you're the only ones on earth? You pillage and you butcher in your God's name. But you're not the only religion, and he's not the only god. And now you think you can just rip the planet apart? You're wrong. There are billions of us. And we were here first. If anyone gets to end this world, it's me. I'm sorry.” She stabbed Gabriel with his own sword and there was a flash of light and he was dead. “They can die. We can kill Lucifer.”

“No, you can’t, you retard,” Astiratu glared at her. “I know Lucifer, probably better than anyone. Me, maybe I could kill him fully charged, but you sewer rats? I’m sorry, but no.”

Kali glared at him. “You’re lucky I like you much better than your replacement. He was weak, bought it centuries ago.”

“Sucks for him, but you and I both know luck has nothing to do with it, cupcake. You got me on a leash, yay for you, but how are you going to keep me from turning around and ripping your arm off?” Kali was silent and Astiratu smirked. “Exactly what I thought. Now, we have a common goal, and if you actually listen to me maybe we can achieve it. First thing is first. We’re letting the snacks go. I mean, come on, that is just disgusting.” Kali waved her arm in a ‘go ahead’ gesture. “Dean, get them out of here.”

Dean led all the people outside and Gabriel was sitting in his car motioning for him to get in. “I thought you were dead,” Dean said as he got in the car.

“You think I'd give Kali my real sword? That thing can kill me!”

“Then what do they have in there?”

“A fake! Made it out of a can of diet orange Slice. So, uh, go snag our blood, would ya?”

“No. Hand over the real blade. Better yet, why don't you sack up and help us take down Lucifer.”

“You can't be serious?”

“It's nuts but it's the best idea I've heard, so unless you have a better one?”

“Well, good luck with that. Me? I'm blowing Jonestown. Those lemmings wanna run off a cliff, that's their business.”

“I see right through you, you know that? The smart ass shell, the whole I could give a crap thing? Believe me, it takes one to know one.”

“I can't kill my brother. What I can do is ask you if you still have the rings from the horseman he killed. Because those are the keys to getting my brother back in his cage.”

“Well, at least you gave us some help,” Dean said as he got out of the car.

Dean went back to the ball room and the lights flickered. “What's happening?” Baldur asked.

Astiratu looked at the door. “He’s here and he’s not happy.”

Lucifer entered the room with a wide grin. “Sam, Dean, good to see you again. And there’s my sunshine.”

“You gave up the right to call me that a long time ago,” Astiratu growled.

Baldur marched up to Lucifer. “You think you own the planet? What gives you the right?”

Lucifer ripped the god’s chest out with his bare hand. “No one gives us the right, we take it.” He looked to Astiratu. “Oh, sunshine, it’s been thousands of years. We both did stupid things. Why won’t you just hear me out?”

Lucifer approached Astiratu and reached out to touch him. Astiratu moved to slap him but was grabbed and pulled close, Lucifer holding him tight facing away from him. “Still makes me all tingly when you get feisty.”

“If you don’t let me go you’re gonna see me get pissed.”

“It hurts me to get such hostility from you. I did love you, you know, but I loved my Father just a little bit more. I just wanted a little praise from Him, that’s all. I tried to apologize when you were let out of prison, but you would have none of it. You were hellbent on being a royal bitch to me. Still, even after all that...” He gestured around them. “This trash that brought us here tonight, they were all flash and no bang. I took an interest in you because you’re all bang baby.” Lucifer gently bit the edge of Astiratu’s ear and made him go weak in the knees for a moment.

“I believe the man told you to let him go,” Dean growled, looking worried.

Dean flew back against the wall and started gagging as if he was being choked. “Don’t hurt him!” Astiratu shouted and struggled harder.

“I won’t if you just calm down and accept my apology.” He turned Astiratu around to look him in the eye. “I still love your spirit, and I think if we can get past that one little nasty thing we’ve got a real future. You remember how we used to talk about paradise? Not what the angels have mind, but our paradise. We can make it happen. I’ll give you anything you want if you’ll just give yourself to me again.”

Astiratu narrowed his eyes. “You’re just saying this crap to me because I have something you need.”

“Only partially true. I’ve had a lot of time to do a lot of thinking. I missed you. There is no one else out there quite like you. Need your vessel or not, I still want my prince by my side.”

He pulled Astiratu in for a kiss. Astiratu tensed for a moment, but relaxed. Then Lucifer’s lips moved to his throat and a soft moan of pleasure escaped his lips. But then Astiratu saw Dean watching, looking pained, and he threw Lucifer to the other side of the room. “Sorry, you kissed this goodbye when you thought of only yourself.”

Just as Lucifer picked himself up Gabriel entered the door. “Lucifer, you're my brother and I love you, but you are a great big bag of dicks.”

“Wait, what did you just say to me?” Lucifer growled.

Gabriel turned to Astiratu, Sam, and Dean. “You three get the hell out of here. Leave the giant toddler throwing a temper tantrum to me.”

Dean grabbed Astiratu and they ran for it. They got in the car and sped away. Dean sighed when he saw Liam asleep in the back seat. “Still think I don’t have anything to worry about?” Dean looked to his brother. “That bastard was slowly but surely snaking his way into Astiratu’s head.”

Sam shrugged. “Maybe he was weakening a little, but when he saw you he snapped right out of it.”

“I can’t follow him around twenty four seven. I just… Look, Gabriel told me the rings the horseman wear, those are the keys to Lucifer’s cage. We get the other two rings and we lock the bastard back up so I don’t have to worry about this shit.”
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