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G-Man and Danger	By : tbird1965 Category: 1 through F > Criminal Minds Views: 5259 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Criminal Minds, nor the characters. I do not own the lyrics to; Enter Night, Secret Agent, Natural Woman, Paparazzi, Rock& Roll all Nite, Pour Some Sugar, The Humpty Dance, Talk Dirty to me. I d

Chapter List
- 1-G-Man and Danger
- 2-Two
- 3-Three
- 4-Four
- 5-Five
- 6-Six
- 7-Seven
- 8-Eight
- 9-Nine
- 10-Ten
- 11-Chapter 11
- 12-Chapter 12
- 13-Chapter 13
- 14-Chapter 14
- 15-Chapter 15
- 16-Chapter 16
- 17-Chapter 17
- 18-Chapter 18
- 19-Chapter 19
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Disclaimer, if your familiar with it, I don't own it and I don't make money from it. Jazzy is my character.
Can't you just picture Hotch headbanging? Before you call OOC, he graduated highschool in 1988. Trust me, he headbanged to KISS. We all did...
I hope you are enjoying the story. Let me know what you think.
Well it looks like everybody is here, Danger" Aaron said, looking around, "so what's the news?"
"Well." Jazzy started off slowly. "You remember I told you my brother lives in the area and Tank has family too?"
Aaron nodded.
"Well, we got to talking and we've been touring solid for about 4 years now. It's starting to get a little old."
Tank nodded his head in agreement.
"Tank and I would like to be closer to our families and Mike here would like the chance to go the school. So..." she took a deep breath, "You are looking at the permanent house band for Duffy's. We will play 3 weekends a month. We are going to keep the one month in Navarre, though. It's too much like a vacation."
"And..." Tank prodded, nudging Jazzy with his finger.
"Oh, right. Well I've kept in touch with some of my colleague's at the University. I got an email a few weeks ago. The Director of the Jazz Ensembles is retiring at the end of this semester. She smiled broadly, "so you are looking at the new Director of the Jazz Bands at University of Virginia."
Aaron sat and stared at Jazzy for a while. He seemed stunned.
Finally he spoke, "But you said you didn't like teaching." he said quietly.
"Noooo, I said I didn't like teaching English Lit. I LOVE directing Jazz Bands." she exclaimed.
He reached and hugged her tightly to him. "What about Jake?" he asked, when he released her.
Jake leaned in, "I'm not done with life on the road yet, Man. If you know what I mean." he laughed suggestively. "I'll stick around until Jazzy finds another keyboard and then I'm off to find another band."
Aaron pulled Jazzy to him and hugged her again. "See G-man. I told you this would work out."
When he released her, Jazzy leaned over and called to Garcia. "Hey. Princess of all information? Do you think you can help me find an apartment?"
Garcia smiled. "Consider it done."
The two groups were laughing, talking and getting to know each other when the chanting started;
"Humpty Dance! Humpty Dance! We wanna hear the Humpty Dance!"
Jazzy glanced over, sure enough drunk girls were jumping up and down. "Why me." she moaned. "Why?"
Tank laughed and pointed at her.
Derek eyes had lit up. "You guys do the Humpty Dance?" he motioned to himself and Garcia. "We love the Humpty Dance."
"Do you love it enough to sing it?" Jazzy moaned.
"We don't know all the words." Garcia said, clearly disappointed.
Jazzy sat up. "Tank do we still have the words printed out?"
"From when you refused to learn them?" Tank teased, "Yeah, I still have a copy."
Jazzy turned to Derek and Garcia. "Please, please, please do this song for me. I'm begging you."
She was surprised that they both looked excited. "Take them to the stage, Tank" she said, laughing. She kissed Hotch quickly, "I'm going to go introduce them. This is fun."
Hotch and Rossi laughed as they looked at Derek and Garcia standing side by side with microphones in their hands, Garcia was clutching a piece of paper in one of her's.
Jazzy clipped her wireless onto the back of her pants, she switched it on and put on her headset. "Check, check" she spoke into the microphone.
"Okay" she yelled, walking to stage. "I told you earlier this was a special night, but you had no idea HOW special. We have some very, very special guest performers up here. NOW! To perform the Humpty Dance. I give you Derek and Penelope." she bowed to them and made a sweeping gesture with her hand.
Tank counted off.
A'ight, stop whatcha doin''
Cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny, But yo, I'm makin' money, see
So yo world I hope you're ready for gather 'round
I'm the new fool in town And my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
So just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.*
Jazzy walked back to the table. Derek and Garcia sounded awesome, it was clear that they had sang this song together numerous times. They even had some cute little moves. She went to Aaron and placed her arms around his neck, leaning against his back and shoulders.
The team was laughing and dancing along in their seats. She looked over at Reid and caught his eye. "You ready?" she mouthed. He nodded his head and started to make his way to the stage. She kissed Aaron on top of his head and said "I'm gonna sing a few songs. You gonna get up and dance for me?" she asked.
"Maybe." he said, taking a sip of his drink. He rubbed her butt lightly before she turned to go.
Jazzy stood to the side as Morgan and Garcia finished. The crowd was clapping and screaming. "Weren't they awesome?" she yelled into her mic.
Rossi tapped Hotch on the shoulder. "What's Reid doing behind the drums?"
Hotch glanced up. "I have absolutely no idea." He sighed. Rossi waved at JJ and Emily to get their attention. He pointed towards the stage. They looked, twin looks of curiosity coming over their faces. Hotch shrugged.
Jazzy walked to center stage, adjusting her bass. "I told you we have some special guests tonight. And we have another one for the next two songs." she paused, "now these next songs are pure head banging 80's. So, if you went to High School in the 80's, if you were born in the 80's, if you once watched a VH1 special about the 80's. I want you out on that dance floor head banging with me." she stepped aside and held her hand out to Reid. "And our very special guest on drums, Dr. Spencer Reid." she yelled into the microphone.
Step inside, walk this way
You and me babe, Hey, hey!
The team watched in amazement and Spencer went right into drumming, looking like he did it every night.
Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on
Livin' like a lover with a radar phone
Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
Demolition woman, can I be your man?
Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light
Television lover, baby, go all night
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little miss ah innocent sugar me, yeah
Jazzy had walked off the stage and onto the dance floor. Derek and Garcia were already out dancing with her.
"Come on, Hotch!" Emily called.
"Yeah, Boss," JJ echoed, "Dance with us."
Hotch looked down and shook his head. Rossi looked at him. "Go." he said. Emily and JJ each grabbed one of Hotch's hands and forced him to stand up. They led him out to the dance floor.
Hey! C'mon, take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it up
Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of love **
They were all dancing and singing along with the chorus. Jazzy went over to Aaron and rubbed her back and butt against him as she danced and played. By the time the song ended they were all laughing and a little out of breathe.
Right on cue, Reid tapped his drumsticks 4 times. Jazzy started singing;
You show us everything you've got
You keep on dancin' and the room gets hot
You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy
You say you wanna go for a spin
The party's just begun, we'll let you in
You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy
You keep on shoutin', you keep on shoutin'
The girls all screamed and started jumping up and down. Hotch and Derek started fist pumping in the air. They all joined in screaming out the lyrics.
I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day
I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day
I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day ***
When the song ended, they stumbled back to their table laughing hysterically and breathing heavily. Reid joined them.
"You look HOT playing the drums, Reid" Emily called out to him. "I mean, really, seriously hot." JJ and Garcia nodded in agreement.
"You did look pretty cool up there, Kid." Derek said.
Hotch and Jazzy collapsed into the chair opposite Emily and JJ.
"You know." Aaron said. "Until just now, I always thought it was 'Rock and Roll all night and PART of Every day."
JJ snorted loudly and spilled some of her drink.
Emily stared at Hotch. "Sir? I mean this with the utmost respect. But you're a total dork."
* "The Humpty Dance" is a 1990 hip hop song by Digital Underground
** "Pour Some Sugar on Me" is a song by British hard rock band Def Leppard from their 1987
*** "Rock and Roll All Nite" is a song by Kiss, originally released on their 1975 album
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