Growing Up Again | By : hatochiisai Category: 1 through F > Criminal Minds Views: 21443 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1 |
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Nineteen Years Old
Reid was the first to awake in the morning. He woke with a smile, feeling warm, strong arms around him. He opened his eyes and stared at the sleeping face of Aaron Hotchner, then leaned in and gently pressed a kiss to his lips. Hotch sucked in a breath and cracked his eyes open. “Mmmm… hey.” He murmured. “Good morning.” Reid whispered. Hotch blinked a couple of times, and then chuckled. “What?” Reid asked, smiling. “Your hair is getting so long…” Hotch said, fingering a long strand that fell halfway down Reid’s back by now. “You look adorable.” Reid grinned, leaning in and kissing the man again. “So… what do you want to do today?” Hotch asked, curling an arm around Reid. Reid grinned, slipping out of bed and tugging Hotch with him by the hand. “I want… to stay in and be lazy… I wanna have potato chips for breakfast, and I want you wearing slacks and your necktie, and that’s it.” “Oh really now?” Hotch chuckled, grinning. “Be glad I’m not asking you to wear a little silky nightie.” “… What?!” “Teenage fantasy, what can I say.” Reid shrugged innocently, giving the man a sultry wink and sashaying away, heading out of the bedroom. Hotch watched him go, eyes wide, then shook his head and followed. Reid scampered down the stairs and into the kitchen calling “See what’s on TV!” over his shoulder. Hotch smiled and shook his head, going to the living room and flipping on the television. ‘Dirty Dancing’ was playing on the screen. Hotch flopped down and began channel surfing. A moment later, Reid plopped down next to him. Hotch glanced over, and made a double take. “Spencer?! Are you pregnant?!” He blurted, eyed wide. Reid gave him a look. “Um… okay, first, I only achieved sexual maturity a few days ago, and we haven’t had sex. And second… I kind of have the wrong parts for that, Aaron. Why?” “… Potato chips, Nutella and popsicles for BREAKFAST?!” “What?!” Reid whined, licking his popsicle and offering Hotch the potato chips. The man made a face and shook his head. “Uh… no thanks.” He mumbled. Reid just shrugged and continued enjoying his popsicle. “But I WILL have some of that.” Hotch chuckled, seizing Reid’s hand and pulling it over to his face, sucking the popsicle into his mouth. Reid let out a shriek of anger, jerking his hand back as soon as Hotch let go. “WHAT THE HELL?!?” Reid howled. “NO!” “Why not?” Hotch asked, grinning. “… You didn’t say ‘Please’!!!” Reid blurted, making Hotch laugh again. Reid scuttled to the other side of the sofa, glaring at the man. Hotch just stood and headed to the kitchen, still chuckling to himself. He made himself some cereal and ate it quietly on the sofa, listening to Reid munching on his chips and watching television. It was noon and the pair were thinking about lunch when the doorbell rang. Reid blinked, then stood and headed for the door, Hotch at his heels. Reid looked through the peep hole. “… Uh oh.” “Uh oh?” Hotch asked, and Reid opened the door. “Oh.” “Hey boys!” Garcia sang, grinning and waving. Morgan and Emily were with her, grinning in anticipation. “Hey.” Reid said. “Nice PJ’s, Pretty Boy.” Morgan chuckled, eyeing Reid’s Star Wars pajama pants and a black T shirt with the Batman logo. “What do you want?” Reid asked, giving the man a look. “We’re taking you shopping!” Garcia announced, and Reid and Hotch both immediately looked like deer in headlights. “We need to get you a sexy outfit for tonight.” “And get that hair cut.” Morgan chuckled again. “Screw you.” Reid snorted, then looked at Garcia. “I can just wear what I usually wear. I’m only going to grow another few inches.” “Nuh-uh.” Garcia grinned, shaking her head. “You’re gonna be a hot little thing and you will catch the eye of everyone looking for a hookup.” “Uh, no he won’t.” Hotch immediately said, looking slightly unnerved. “He’s not ACTUALLY going to hook up with anyone!” Garcia sighed, exasperated. “Do you really think we’d let anyone other than the team take him home?” “No. But I don’t want to risk something happening to him.” “Aaron, I’ll be FINE!” Reid groaned, sounding annoyed. He whirled and looked up at the man. “And besides… I’ve never been clubbing at this age. I’d kind of… like to.” Hotch frowned. “And… it would be nice to feel… attractive… you know… for kids my own age to find me… appealing.” Hotch’s frown darkened. “I wanna go!” “I don’t know…” Hotch grumbled, crossing his arms. “I don’t like it.” “Just last night,” Reid said firmly, “You said ‘you’re eighteen. You’re still a kid. The next couple of days are your LAST DAYS as a kid. For the rest of your life. At this age, you had to be a man. You had your mother committed. And you had to support yourself, AND her. I want you to enjoy your last day as a teenager tomorrow’. YOUR words, Hotch!” “I… I didn’t mean for you to—“ “To go to a club like a normal teenager?!” Reid demanded to know. Hotch’s mouth snapped shut, and he glared. Then, Reid rolled his eyes. “Stop being over protective, Hotch! I wanna go and I’m going!” He whirled and looked at Garcia. “I’ll go get dressed.” And then he turned and headed up the stairs. Hotch stared after him, then looked at the three agents on his door step. Morgan was rocking back and forth from toe to heel and back, biting BOTH of his lips between his teeth in a pathetic attempt to hide his grin. He met eyes with Hotch for a moment before lowering them to the ground, now fighting not to laugh. Emily gave Hotch a shrug, and Garcia looked at Hotch. “He’ll be fine, mon capitan!” She announced. “You know I wouldn’t ever let anything happen to him.” “I know you wouldn’t, Penelope.” Hotch finally admitted. “But there are things out of our control.” “Come with us.” Emily said. “To the club tonight. He would want you there. And besides… You ARE supposed to be the man who will take him home tonight.” And she gave Hotch a suggestive wink. Hotch gave her a look that clearly expressed that he was not amused. But he said nothing, hearing Reid coming down the stairs. He was in jeans and a button up shirt. “Ready!” The nineteen year old announced. His three teammates stared at their boss, and finally, Hotch sighed and shook his head. “Fine. Just… don’t dress him up TOO provocatively.” Hotch surrendered, a pleading tone in his voice. “Oh God, no.” Reid blurted, now looking slightly disconcerted. Morgan and Emily chuckled as Garcia just grinned. “Come on, Butter Cream.” She said, taking Reid’s hand. “Let’s get you all gorgeous for a night on the town!” “You bring him home for dinner before heading out!” Hotch called after them, frowning. “Yeah yeah!” Morgan galled, waving a hand back over his shoulder. “I mean it!” Hotch shouted as the group got into the car. “By six!” “Bye, Hotch!” Garcia sang. “I’m serious!” Hotch roared. “Bye, Aaron!” Reid giggled. “I MEAN IT!!!” “Byyyyyeeee!!!” They all sang out the windows. “THAT’S AN ORDER, AGENTS!!!!” Hotch bellowed, nearly beside himself. But his only answer was the infuriating laughter of the four in Garcia’s old orange convertible as its engine roared as it carried them away. Hotch glared after them, fuming. The car drove around the corner and their laughter died down. “He’s gonna get us back for this, you know that, right?” Emily called over her shoulder at Morgan, who was in the back seat with Reid. “It was worth it.” Reid laughed, and Morgan grinned, looking at the teenager beside him. “So! First order of business?” Garcia called to the others over the wind as she drove down the street. “Get the kid’s hair cut!” Morgan laughed. “It’s halfway down his back! He looks like one of the Hanson Brothers!” “… Who?” Reid asked, and the others burst into hysterical laughter. Reid blinked, then scowled and slouched down in his seat, crossing his arms and pouting. They headed to the mall, and as soon as they arrived, Reid announced that he was hungry. His three adult companions laughed and groaned, and then assured him that they would get lunch right after he got his haircut. And Garcia assured him that she knew just the man to do it. “Oh Dustiiiin!” Garcia called as they entered the salon. Reid froze in his tracks when they entered and a very happy voice called back “Penny!!!” and a man in his twenties sashayed towards them with a very long and bouncy stride, swinging his hips and looking very much like a model walking the cat walk in his tight sparkly purple vinyl pants and lime green tank top. His bleach blonde hair was spiked and gelled, his eyes heavily lined and skin lightly powdered in glitter. Morgan had stopped next to Reid in an echo of Reid’s reaction upon seeing this man, who was now kissing cheeks with Garcia. Then he turned. “Well, hel-LO Chocolate Thunder!” Morgan was now a deer in headlights. “Dustin, this is Derek Morgan.” Garcia said. “Oh.” Dustin said, drooping for a moment. But he walked over and extended his hand. “Heard a lot about you.” He offered politely. “Nice to put a face to the name, Agent Morgan.” Morgan paused, but then shook the young man’s hand. “Just Morgan, man.” He nodded, smiling politely. “Aaaand… Who is the fourth Hanson Brother?” Dustin asked, turning and eyeing Reid up and down. Morgan and Emily immediately collapsed into gales of laughter while Reid fixed a pathetic look on Garcia. “Who the hell are the Hanson Brothers?!” He whined. Dustin quirked a neatly plucked eye brow. “Seriously, honey?” He asked, thrusting a hip out to the side. Reid eyed him, wrapping his arms around his abdomen and chewing his lower lip. Dustin just sighed and shook his head, waving his hands to figuratively dismiss the conversation. Then he approached and reached out, lifting a long, wavy bunch of locks off of Reid’s shoulder and eyeing them critically. Reid froze, eyes wide. “I’m guessing that THIS monstrosity is what brought you to see me today, Penely-bean…?” “You got it.” Garcia nodded. “… Penely-bean?” Emily asked, and Morgan also raised his eyebrows in confusion. “Honey, how long has it been since your last haircut?” Dustin asked. “Don’t answer that.” Garcia ordered, sharply. Reid snapped his mouth shut and flushed. “That long, huh?” Dustin sighed, completing his slow circle of inspection around Reid. “Well… Let’s get you taken care of so you don’t look like Cousin It’s bad hair day.” “… Cousin It?” Reid asked. Morgan and Emily were laughing even harder now, while Dustin just stared. “Did you crawl out from under a rock?” He asked. Reid flushed and frowned, opening his mouth. “Just be silent and follow Dustin.” Garcia said, placing a finger to Reid’s lips. Reid huffed and drooped, then let out a little ‘eep!’ as Dustin placed hands on his shoulders and pushed him further into the salon. Garcia, Morgan and Emily all sat down and waited, and about fifteen minutes later Dustin appeared with Reid again, who had soaking wet, freshly washed hair. Reid was looking slightly freaked out, and shot a pleading look to Garcia, who simply assured him that Dustin would be professional, and then the scissors and hair were flying. “We’re gonna go short.” Dustin said. “Define ‘short’!” Reid demanded. “Just trust me.” “NO! GARCIAAAAA!!!” Morgan and Emily coughed and snorted as they tried not to laugh. Garcia sighed, set down her magazine and went to calm the wailing teenager and guide Dustin in the styling to make sure it was something Reid would be okay with…
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