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"Girl, That Interrupted"

[Scene: Manor. Phoebe walks inside and catches Piper and Leo making out on the couch]

Phoebe: (Kool-aid smile) Oh, you guys are so cute!

(Piper and Leo jump up)

Piper: Thanks for k-n-o-c-king, Phoeb.

Leo: Heh. (Apple smile)

Phoebe: Well I thought today we'd cut off the guys since it was a special anniversary.

Leo: Aersaersary?! 

Piper: Relax, honey, it's not THAT anniversary. But hmpf to you later 'cause you obviously don't remember.

Leo: Uh-uh, heh. I remember! I just forgot what date it is. You know how time passes much slower above.

Piper: Don't try to WL'er your way outta this, mister.

Phoebe: UH, HELLO? I was talking first, remember?

Leo: I remember, Phoebe!

Piper: What?!

Leo: Um, uh, oh, looks like a charge needs me! I better go.

Piper: Oh no you don't! 

(Piper tries to grab Leo but he orbs out just in time. Piper slaps her hands on the couch in frustration)

Piper: I hate it when he does that! One of these days I am going to find a way to keep him from getting away and he is so gonna get it.

Phoebe: I would suggest handcuffs and bondage, but it wouldn't do any good.

Piper: What did you say, Phoebe? ...EW! EWW! Is that some sort of demonic foreplay between you and -- I really wish I hadn't asked that!

Phoebe: I'm joking, sweetie. Aw, poor Pipster.

Piper: Don't call me that.

Phoebe: I'm just teasing!

Piper: (folds arms in special Piper fashion) Joking, teasing, referring to "EW" I don't want to know about -- got any more on your list you gotta go through in your daily torture of me?

Phoebe: Me-ow. Retract those claws, sister witch. I'm sorry for ruining your private time in the living room.

Piper: Ha ha, "sister witch".  Now speak of this anniversary you rudely interrupted my fun for.

Phoebe: Speaking of people who don't remember...

Piper: Excuse me? I don't recall any special occasions on this particular day.

Phoebe: Prue will remind you. She was actually here last year when it.
t.

Piper: Still not following you, vaguebe.

Phoebe: (gives Piper a look) Okay, comedian/short-term memory witch. Any more of that and I'll have to cancel you.

Piper: Speaking of comedians/vague/EW.

Phoebe: Scoot over. 

(Phoebe sits next to Piper)

Piper: Don't sit next to me after the "EW."

Phoebe: Please. If you only knew how many, er...

Piper: I knew it. (Gets up) I'm going out to get some fresh air.

(Piper heads towards the front door but Phoebe gets in the way)

Phoebe: You can't leave until Prue gets back.

Piper: (Rolls eyes) It's not like I won't be back!

Phoebe: That's not the point.

(Prue arrives home and walks inside to see Piper and Phoebe bickering again)

Prue: Aw, just like I pictured my welcome home party!

Phoebe and Piper: Prue!

(Phoebe and Piper look at each other with attitude)

Piper: (hits Phoebe's arm) JINX!

Phoebe: HEY!!

Piper: Hee-hee. Gotcha.

Phoebe: Sneaky witch.

Piper: That's sneaky, sister witch to you.

Prue: I hate to break up this beautiful display of sisterly-bonding, but today is a very important day.

Piper: EWW!

Phoebe: (giggles) See, Piper? Prue remembers.

Prue: What did I say? What have you two been talking about?

Piper: Ew. Nothing. Just don't say anything that starts with "bond," k?

Prue: (confused look) O-K. I'm glad my sisters have been so responsible in my absence. I'm so proud.

Phoebe: Proud of me - yes. Proud of Piper - I don't think so!

Prue: Huh?

Piper: Just because I don't remember what vaguebe was talking about doesn't mean I haven't been responsible.

Pruhat hat are you two arguing about? Is there something I should know?

Phoebe: Piper forgot what today is. I guess Leo sucked so much oxygen from her today that it caused side-effects.

Piper: I would say the same about your "EW," but then I'd just be asking for some excuse to puke.

Phoebe: Okay, that was really gross, Piper.

Piper: Riiight.

Prue: Maybe you two should take a breather.

Piper: People, just tell me what today is already!

Prue: The last day of the truce.

Phoebe: The autum-nal e-q-u-i-n-o... eh.

Piper: Whoa, stereo. 

Prue: What are you talking about, Phoebe?

Phoebe: Uh... the equinox.

Prue: You mean to tell me you two forgot about the truce ending? (gives disappointed look)

Phoebe: At least I remember one of two. Piper forgot both.

Prue: We have more important things to do than celebrate the equinox. We have to brush up on our abilities -- which I hope you two were doing this week.

Piper: ...Well, I've been too busy managing my normal life, but maybe Phoebe did while she was "Ew"-ing with Cole.

Prue: What? 

Phoebe: Don't pay any attention to her, Prue. She just missed out on some of that sexual healing.
 
Piper: ... (Sighs) 

(Piper runs outside and Phoebe follows)

Phoebe: Piper! Get your butt back here!

Prue: (Rolls eyes) Back to work. Again.

(Phoebe lets Piper go and walks back inside)

Phoebe: Prue?

Prue: What?

Phoebe: I'm sorry I forgot about the truce thing.

Prue: Alright. And why are you bringing up the Equinox?

Phoebe: (Cheerily) Because it's our wiccan anniversary!PruePrue: ...It is?

Phoebe: Yeah, remember we didn't celebrate it last year 'cause Piper was gone with Leo?

Prue: Okay, now I remember. But we don't have time for it. You should've told me about it ahead of time.

Phoebe: Well, I wasn't going to jack up the phone bill with long-distance calls.

Prue: One 5 min call was all that was needed. Besides, I was only gone for a week.

Phoebe: Um, alright. Sorry. But it's very important. I've already set up the old place for us.

Prue: ...How long will it ?

?

Phoebe: ...Part of the day.

Prue: ...We need to get ready for tomorrow.

Phoebe: I know. I know. But we can fit both, I promise.

Prue: Have you practiced increasing your powers like you were supposed to?

Phoebe: Sure! Well, mostly physical training with Cole...

Prue: (Sighs) Premonitions, Phoebe. Don't neglect you're original power. 

Phoebe: Well it hasn't been too eager to help me lately. I've barely had them, and when I did they were about... normal, uh, personal, things.

Prue: (Squints eyes) Is that right?

Phoebe: But don't worry, I should get them in truck loads starting tomorrow!

Prue: Alright, we'll celebrate our "special" day.

Phoebe: Great! Luv ya, sis! (Runs upstairs to get something)

(Prue calls Piper on cell phone. Piper answers)

Piper: ...Piper isn't here right now, but if you'd like to leave your name and number she'll get back to you asap unless it's her ditzy little pain-in-the-butt sister calling. *beep*

Prue:  Piper, when you get this msg please meet your sisters at the park for a little wiccan party.  ~Love, Prudence.

(Piper and Prue both smile and hang up their cell phones)

[Scene: Park. The sisters are sitting down together on the grass. Phoebe passes them each a book on Chakra]

Phoebe: I thought we should do something really relaxing to clear our minds and get us in top form for tomorrow.

Prue: (Reads a passage from the book)  According to East Indian philosophy, we possess seven major *Chakras* or psychic centers on the body. Each of these forms a bridge, link, or energy transformer; changing pure (higher) energy into various forms, and connecting the four bodies (ie. spiritual, mental, astral, and physical) together. The chakras are located along the nadies (a network of psychic nerves or channels) and follow the autonomic nervous system along the spinal cord...

Piper: Cha-kra, chaa-kraa, Shakira.

Phoebe: Um, honey, don't make fun of the name.

Piper: Uh, were you talking to me?

Phoebe: Go ahead and have your fun, pipster.

Piper: Thanks, vaguebe.

Prue: If you two are going to start fighting - I'm just going to leave.

Phoebe: No, no. Let's start. There are several types of chakra. They include: root, sexual, solar plexus, heart, throat, third eye, and crown. Check your books to see which one you should try. I'm going to use the "third eye" chakra because it'll help me with my prems.

Prue: Hmm. The crown one has to do with astral projection, so I will chose that one.

Piper: Eh. I don't know what to pick.

Prue: I'll recommend the solar plexus.

Phoebe: The one that has to do with emotions, huh? (Looks in piper's direction)

Piper: (Looks back) Alright. I'll try it.

Phoebe: Ready to chant, sister witches? 

Piper: Yeah, yeah, yeah.  (Closes eyes and chants)

(Prue smiles, closes eyes and chants)

(Phoebe laughs, closes eyes and chants) 

[Time lapse]

(Phoebe begins to see something in her mind. She recognizes it as a premonition)

Phoebe: Whoa. I just had a prem.

(Prue and Piper stop chanting)

Prue: What did you see?

Phoebe: I-I didn't really see it that well. It was kinda vague...

Piper: (Smiles) Heh.

Phoebe: Zip it. Let me try again. (Chants again, but no prem appears) Ugh. What happened?

Prue: Just relax and concentrate.

Phoebe: I am. Uh, let me think... why would a prem be so damn evasive, anyway?

Prue: Maybe you saw something you weren't supposed to see?

Phoebe: Maybe. It kinda felt draining for some reason... I think if I had more power I could see it again.

Piper: Why don't you tap into the power of three?

Phoebe: ...That's a good idea, Piper. 

Piper: Meh.

Prue: (Laughs) Let's hold hands and concentrate.

(All three hold hands and focus their power through Phoebe)

Piper: ...Mmmm. AAhmmm.

Phoebe: (Loses focus) Piper!

Piper: What? I'm trying to concentrate.

Prue: C'mon. Take this seriously. It could be something really important.

Phoebe: It better be.

Piper: Concentrate!

Phoebe: Hey! (Gives look)

(All three try again)

(Phoebe has a premonition of Kit watching a girl)

Phoebe: It worked!

Piper: Whoa. Am I hallucenating, or did I just have one of my own?

Prue: Same here.

Phoebe: Huh? How is that possible?

Piper: I don't know.

Prue: Wait. What was the prem about, Phoebe?

Phoebe: About Kit- (Piper interrupts)

Piper: -watchin' a girl?

Prue: ...

Phoebe: ...I take it the Kit prem was seen by all?

Prue: (Nods head) Well, our powers were connected at the time. So it's not unbelievable.

Phoebe: Boy! I am so glad I didn't get a private one today! (Laughs)

Piper: Ew.

Prue: That makes 3 of us. Anyway, we should get to finding this girl and Kit while we still have the free time.

Phoebe: At least now we know where she went...

Piper: Correction - we don't know where she's at, just what she's been doing. Which leaves us in vagueness territory.

Phoebe: Uh-huh. Since we all have her description in our heads, now we can split up and increase our chances of finding her by 3.

Prue: Right. Phoebe. I'll go see Darryl and get a description of the girl on paper. You two do your things.

Piper: Leo... Leo? Where is he?

Phoebe: Leo?

(Leo orbs in) 

Leo: Uhh...

Phoebe: Hey, Leo!

Piper: Yes. Hey. L-e-o.

Leo: Um, I just managed to get away.

Piper: R-ight. 

Leo: Really. It's true!

Phoebe: Orb me and Piper home.

Leo: What's going on?

Piper: You'll find out when we get home.

Prue: I'll be with Darryl at the station.

Leo: Maybe I should orb Prue to the station, first.

Piper: I. Don't. Think. So.

Leo: (Nervously) Um, ok. (Smiles) Let's... go.

(Phoebe grabs Leo's arm, Piper grabs the other and pinches it hard.)

Leo: (Smiles) Ouch?

Piper: Let's go, honey!

(Leo orbs them home)

(Prue notices that their stuff is still on the ground and starts to pick it up. A noise is heard a distance away, Prue looks up to check, but sees nothing. She quickly picks up the rest and walks fast to her car.)

[Time lapse. Scene: Manor. Evening. The sisters' search for the girl and Kit has failed. Prue, Piper, and Phoebe are resting in the living room]

Phoebe: I am so tired.

Piper: You said that already.

Phoebe: (Sighs) Just thought I'd repeat it to annoy you.

Prue: My feet hurt more! I didn't have Mr. Orb to take me here and there.

Phoebe: Hee. Mr. Orb...

Piper: Don't you start with me too, missy.

Prue: What, I'm innocent.

Piper: Hmph.

(Doorbell rings)

Phoebe: Who could that be?

Prue: I don't know, and don't care. I am way too tired to answer that.

Piper: Don't even think about telling me to get it.

(Doorbell rings again)

Phoebe: Why should I have to?

Piper: 'Cause yer the youngest.

Prue: And you have to do what your big sisters tell you.

Phoebe: So now it's gang up on Phoebe day, huh? Why don't you astral over there.

Prue: Please. I'm not going to do that.

Piper: One of you better.

(Doorbell rings once more)

Prue: Talk about persistent.

Piper: Just give up already, doorbell ringer. 

Phoebe: (Rolls eyes) FINE. I'll get it. (Gets up and walks towards the door)

(Phoebe opens the door and sees someone orbing inside the house)

Phoebe: Leo?!

Girl: Hi, Phoebe.

Phoebe: WHOAHO! Who the heck are you?!

(Prue and Piper hear Phoebe's shriek and get up to investigate)

Girl: Paige.

Phoebe: Uuh... You're a whitelighter.

Paige: Obviously. I didn't want to orb in, but since you guys were too lazy to answer it I figured - what the hell?

Phoebe: O-kay.

Prue: May we help you?

Paige: Yes, actually. You already know the WL in me, so let me get straight to the explainin'.

Piper: Why did you orb inside, again?

Paige: I told you, Pip. I knew you guys weren't going to open it.

Piper: Pip?!

Paige: Sorry. I meant Piper.

Prue: Wait a minute. How do you know our names?

Paige: Oh. Right. Sorry again. I'm a little hyper right now. Um, Leo?

(Leo orbs in)

Leo: Paige! What are you... doing... here.

Piper: LEO. You know this girl?

Leo: Uh, just met today. I told you I was busy.

Paige: Well, at least Leo can back me up on what I'm about to say.

Prue: And what exactly is that?

Paige: ...Patricia Halliwell was my mother...

Prue: What did you say?

Paige: I'm a sister witch!

Piper: (Gives trademark Piper look of disbelief)

Phoebe: Did you just say what I think you said?

Paige: Yup.

Prue: Sister? And a witch? You're a whitelighter.

Paige: I know. I know. Looks can be deceiving. I don't have my actual witch power yet. I eve eve it's still waiting for me to activate it. Patricia was my birth mother, and her WL was my father.

Piper: No. No. No. Honey, our mother never had any other children after Phoebe. I think somebody lied to you.

Leo: Piper...

Piper: What!

Leo: She's telling the truth.

Piper: You have got to be kidding me. There is no way we have another sister. It's impossible.

Phoebe: Leo, did you tell her about us?

Leo: No, she already knew.

Prue: How would she... (To Paige) How do you know this information about our family?

Paige: Well, my sources would like to remain anonymous, but I guess that won't be good enough.

Prue: No. It won't.

Paige: A fellow witch. I've been practicing wicca with her for a while now, but she has an actual power. She's the one who saw you on my path. Her power let's her feel destinies through her body and then she writes them down.

Prue: And where is this witch?

Paige: Well, she's working right now. I guess I should've waited until she could come. But what am I worried about? I've got Leo! (Walks over to Leo, hugs him, and plants a kiss on his cheek.)

Leo: Paige! Uh, wai... (Notices Piper's expression)

Piper: (Eyes widen and jaw drops) OH! (Freezes time)

Paige: Leo? Did you freeze him?! What's up with that??

Piper: You wanna know what's up with that? You wanna know what's UP with THAT?

Prue: Piper, wait. Paige, Leo is Piper's husband.

Paige: Uh-oh... I didn't know. Sorry Pip.

Piper: It's PIPER!!

Paige: ...I-I think I better just leave.

Phoebe: Wait, Paige. Don't leave.

Paige: I just made a fool out of myself. I need to go.

Phoebe: Stay.

Paige: ...

(Leo unfreezes)

Leo: Huh?

Piper: I'm going upstairs.

Prue: Piper! Ugh. (Follows Piper upstairs)

Leo: Paige, you shouldn't have come until I explained it to them.

Paige: I know. I was just so excited to meet...

Phoebe: Hmm, something we have in common.

Paige: Huh?

Phoebe: Never mind.  Leo, can you confirm she is our sister?

Leo: Well, as far as my bosses go - yes.

Phoebe: Here, take my hand. (Phoebe takes Paige to the living room, and Leo follows)

Paige: I really should leave.

Phoebe: Ok, that's annoying. Stop that. Just stick around and give us a chance.

Paige: Alright. But only because you made me.

(Phoebe holds Paige's hands tight)

Paige: What are you doing??

Phoebe: Wait.

[Cut to attic. Piper is looking through the BOS for the spell to summon spirits]

Piper: Here it is. "Hear these words. Hear my cry spirit from the other side. Come to me, I summon thee. Cross now the Great Divide!" 

(Piper lets out a semi-satisfied sigh. Grams appears in a bright light.) 

Grams: Piper? Why are you calling? P-Prue, wha-what's going on?

Piper: Why is there a girl downstairs claiming to be our sister?

Grams: I do - I don't know what you're talking about.

Prue: You mean to tell us that mom didn't have an affair with Sam?

Grams: Well, your mother never said anything about any children. Where is this girl?

Prue: Downstairs.

Piper: If you know something, Grams, you have to tell us. We deserve to know.

Patty: It's ok, you can tell them.  (Patty appears right next to Grams in a bright light.)

Prue: Mom?

Patty: We didn't tell anybody because we were afraid that there would be reprisals, afraid that, you girls would be dined your powers. Your birthright. It happened after your father andere ere divorced, when Sam and I were together.

Piper: Which is exactly what she told us... (Sighs)

Patty: You were still very young. You just thought Mommy got a little fat. (She smiles.) You never knew I was pregnant.

Grams: I was the only other person who knew.

Patty: We wanted to keep the baby, of course. But mother -

Grams: Well, I - I knew it would be disastrous. You know, before you and Leo, Piper, it wasn't just forbidden. It was unthinkable for witches to be with white-lighters. I mean, let alone have children with them.

Patty: So, that's why we had to - why we decided� to give the baby up. Sam and I took her to a local church as soon as she was born. And we asked the nun there to find a home for her, and she found one. A very, very good home.

Grams: I bound her powers to protect her also.

Prue: So, she's our little sister?

Patty: You're baby sister.

Grams: Their baby half-sister.

Patty: But by my half, which makes her a sister witch. Well, actually, not yet anyway. Not until all four of you are here together by the Book.

Prue: Okay, well this is too huge a thing to have kept from us for so long. You could've told us, Grams. All these years wasted.

Patty: Nobody can blame you for being angry, sweetie.

Piper: Angry? Yeah, we're angry. Um, I'm confused and you know what? This - this is just crazy. You cannot float in here after all these years and go, "Oh gosh, I forgot, by the way, you've got a sister."

Patty: I know it's a lot, sweetie. More than anybody should have to deal with, but you're going to have to deal with it the best way you know how.

Grams: Come on, Patty. The rest is up to them.

Piper: Oh no you're not leaving yet.

Patty: We have to. I've already done what I was allowed to do.

Grams: "She" can call on us later.

Patty: Paige.

(Grams and Patty disappear)

[Cut to living room.]

Phoebe: Come on.

Paige: What are you... doing?

Phoebe: Trying to get a premonition of you.

Paige: Oh. See my future?

Leo: Yeah.

Phoebe: Actually I'm trying to see your past.

Paige: ...My past?

Phoebe: It's not working.

(Prue and Piper walk in)

Prue: That won't be necessary. 

(Prue grabs Paige's hand and places a a piece of paper with a spell on it)

Paige: What's this?

Prue: The last thing necessary to prove your heritage.

Phoebe: That's the spell...

Prue: I know. We've re-worded it to fit you specifically.

Phoebe: You believe her?

Piper: We'll explain in a minute.

Paige: Ok, hear goes. "Hear now the word of the witch, the secrets I hid in the night, the oldest of Gods are invoked here, the great work of magic is sought. In this night and in this hour, I'll call upon the ancient power, bring your power to sister four, I want the power, give me the power."

(The house shakes and the blue lights shines in the room)

Paige: Whoa... what just happened??

Phoebe: I think you just got your power.

Paige: Really?

Prue: Now we need to find out which one it is.

Paige: How?

Prue: Try to do mine. Watch. (Prue demonstrates how she uses her TK power)

Paige: Um... (Paige tries but fails.)

Piper: Try to copy ours. (Piper demonstrates her TF power) 

Paige: ...Nope. Nothi

P

Phoebe: Okay. Maybe you have mine? It's going to be harder to demonstrate because it's passive... (Phoebe shows Paige how she normally gets premonitions)

Paige: That sounds kinda hard.

Piper: Youcticctice. Prue, Phoebe, come with me to the kitchen for a moment. Leo, help her.

Leo: Alright.

(Piper, Prue, Phoebe walk to the kitchen. Phoebe is filled in on what happened in the attic.)

Piper: Now we have a sister that we know nothing about. Question is: what are we going to do with her?

Phoebe: Well, if she wants to, she could move in with us?

Piper: Riiight.

Phoebe: What?

Prue: Let's take things one step at a time. She may not even know about some of the things we've encountered, like demons, warlocks, etc.

Phoebe: That's easy! We just brush her up on everything.

Piper: Easier said than done, Phoebe.

Phoebe: I didn't mean it would be a cake-walk. Just that it won't be too difficult.

Piper: Then you've been appointed teacher-witch.
 
Prue: We should all teach her. 

Piper: I don't have the free time.

Prue: Whatever. Let's check up on... Paige.

Phoebe: Is anyone going to say what I'm thinking?

Piper: And what might that be?

Phoebe: Another "P."

Piper: You think they'd run out of "P" names.

Prue: C'mon.

[Cut to Paige in living room.  Paige tries for a prem again, but fails. The sister walk back into the living room.]

Piper: How are things going?

Paige: Going into suckville.

Leo: Uh...still no progress.

Phoebe: Hmm. I don't know what else we can do.

Paige: Great. I have no powers.

Prue: We don't know that for sure.

Paige: No. I think it's safe to assume.

Phoebe: Maybe... Maybe it's because our line has never had three sisters in one generation? Maybe she isn't allowed one of the powers? I'm grasping here.

Paige: It's ok. If I don't have an actual power, I can just cast spells and stuff.

Piper: Oh. (Piper gives her a look)

Prue: Being a witch isn't that simple -- there are things you need to learn about before you do anything magickal.

Paige: Uh, I guess... It's getting late, and I have some things to do tomorrow. See ya. (Walks towards the door)

Phoebe: (Stops Paige.) Wait. Make sure you wait until we can explain everything to you, ok?

Paige: Don't worry, I won't do anything I wouldn't want done to me.

Phoebe: Okay, bye.

Paige: Bye.

(Paige walks to her car, reaches for her keys, but accidently drops them down a storm drain)

Paige: NO! No. Why me? (Reaches for them) Come on, Come on! Ugh. How am I supposed to get home without my KEYS! (Her keys orb to her hand) WHOA! Holy Shit! Did I just teleport that? (She drops the keys on the ground) Teleport to my hand, now! ...I SAID, teleport to my hand, now! Oh, come on! Stupid KEYS!! (The keys orb to her hand again) Yes! (Looks inside car at ticket) TICKET! (Ticket TKORBS to her) Whoooo! (A cold wind blows) Whoo, and damn it's getting windy as hell. 

[Cut to inside the manor.  The sisters are discussing what to do with Paige]

Prue: It's midnight. We should discuss this in the morning.

Piper: I'll second, third, fourth, and fifth that.

Phoebe: (Laughs) I can't believe we have another sister...

Prue: You're not the baby anymore.

Phoebe: There goes my free-pass.

Prue: That went a long time ago.

(Paige orbs inside)

Paige: HEY!!

Piper: Whoa! Don't orb in without ringing the doorbell!! You scared the crap out of me!
 
Paige: I'm sorry! It's that I found out my power!

Prue: What?!

Phoebe: (Face lights up) Really?

Paige: Oh yeah. Watch. (Paige demonstrates to them her TKORB)

Prue: O-k.

Piper: That's not a Halliwell power.

Leo: She did move it like TK...Maybe the WL and witch powers in her merged together?

Phoebe: Orbing, TK-style!

Prue: Uh-huh. So now we know your power. Come back tomorrow so we can get started.

Paige: Sure!

Phoebe: Aw, can't she just sleep-over?

Piper: (Squints eyes) So you can stay up all night orbing the furniture around? I don't think so, honey.

Phoebe: What? No, I never would've thought of that, but thanks for giving us the idea! (Smiles)

Piper: You think you're so cute, don't ya?

Paige: She certainly does.

Piper: ...

Prue: ...

Paige: Uuuhh... I better be going. Bye. (Walks towards the door)

Piper: Why don't justjust orb home?

Paige: Huh? Oh, because WLers are supposed to be discreet. ...Or so I've heard.

(Piper, Prue, and Phoebe give Leo a look)

Leo: Aah, that's right! It's good to keep a low profile.

Paige: I have a car waiting for me, but I might orb over here tomorrow from my house.

Piper: Ahem.

Paige: On second thought I'll just come here the old fashioned way.

Piper: Appreciate it!

(Paige opens the door, and strong wind blows into the house)

Paige: What the hell?! (Paige slams the door shut) We don't get tornadoes in SF do we? 'Cause last time I lived here...

Prue: Wait... It can't be...

Piper: Huh?

Phoebe: What...

(Paige walks towards the sisters. Suddenly the door blasts open and a tornado of wind twists through the front door.)

Paige: (Turns around) WHAT'S THAT?!

Prue: NO! PAIGE, GET OUT OF THE WAY!!

Phoebe: PAIGE!! (Grabs Paige to pull her out of the way but the tornado flies through the foyer and knocks Paige and Phoebe to the floor. A clap of thunder is heard, and the tornado calms down and Shax appears)

Piper: Oh, oh, OH! It's SHAX!

Prue: BLOW HIM UP, PIPER!!

Piper: Ah!
  
Leo: Look out!

Shax: HEEEEHH. (Throws an energy ball at Prue and Piper, but Prue deflects it with her power)

Piper: Take this!! (Piper uses her power to blow up Shax, but it has no effect) What?!

Shax: THE END. (Shax hands begins to glow and he begins to throw energy balls consecutively)

Leo: NOO!! (Leo orbs Prue and Piper out of the way. The energy balls tear up the dining room)

Phoebe: Hey. Didn't I see you in a bad horror flick once? (Shax turns around fires an energy ball at her but Phoebe levitates over it, lands, and kicks him in the demonic nuts) Take that! (Phoebe busts out the Bruce Lee in her and knocks Shax to the floor)

Paige: GO PHOEBE!

Phoebe: We have to get upstairs, quick!

Paige: Wait.

Phoebe: Huh?

(Paige grabs Phoebe and orbs her upstairs)

Shax: ...

Prue: Phoebe! 

Leo: Go up to the book - I'll stall him!

Piper: Leo!

Leo: GO!!

Prue: Come on, Piper! (Prue and Piper run up to the attic and meet up with Phoebe and Paige)

Phoebe: The SPELL! I have it!

Prue: Ok. Get ready!

Paige: What are you going to do?

Prue: Use the Power of 3!

Paige: The power of...

(Shax tornadoes into the attic) 

Shax: (Smiles) ... (He uses his power to form a tornado)

Piper: What the hell is that?!

Prue: Oooh, the spell, now!!

(Phoebe looks back and notices the window behind them)

Phoebe: Ready!

(All 3 hold hands and say the spell)

Prue, Piper, and Phoebe: Evil blight of wind, that which forms beyond life's sight. Wind of Life claims you in this new night. Evil blight of wind, that which forms beyond life's sight. Wind of Life claims you in this new night.

Shax: MMMmMMAARRGH. 

(Shax exps)
s)

Paige: (Pause) ...That was fucking awesome.

(Prue and Piper give Paige a look and sigh)

Phoebe: It was, wasn't it? (Laughs) 

Prue: Well. I think you should at least spend the night, Paige.

Paige: Really?

Piper: Whaa-tever. I'm going to bed before I blackout on my feet. (Leaves attic)

Prue: (Sighs) You can stay. But only because it's safer for you. Now, get to bed. We have a long day ahead of us. (Leaves attic)

Phoebe: Welcome to the family! (Gives Paige a hug)

Paige: I am welcomed. Joy first, so cool second. I can't wait to kick some demonic balls.

Phoebe: O-kay. A little eager aren't we? And there are female demons, btw.

Paige: Well, you know, personal drama... kicking some ass is always a good remedy.

Phoebe: OH! The little sister I always wanted.

Paige: (Smiles) The ton of siblings I always wanted.

(Prue Astrals in behind them)

Prue: I said get to bed!

(Phoebe and Paige scream. Prue laughs and astrals out)
 
Phoebe: Ooo! I'm gonna get you, Prue! (Runs downstairs)

Paige: (Looks at the BOS and touches it) The power of 3? (Looks at the triquetra symbol)

Phoebe: (Shouts from downstairs) Paige?

Paige: Um. Coming! (Paige runs downstairs)
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