The Very Secert Dairy of Bart | By : TonyDiMerasbedroomslave Category: 1 through F > Days of Our Lives Views: 1098 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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The Very Secret Diary of Rolf.
Day One: Managed to convince customs I should not be deported back to the father land. Just because I have neat accent an look like crazy german scientist does not mean I should be deported!
Day Three: Been unable to find work, it seems as if no one wants to higher me. Must be due to jealously, can't possible be due to my habit of yelling Mine Ferrari.
Day Ten: Found work with fashion challenged man by the name of Stefano DiMera. He's scarry to look at but I've got to eat. Feel as if I've sold out or worse, but again I've got to eat.
Day fifth teen: Starting to question this so called need to eat. Being picked on by evil guy named Bart. Tried to complain about it, but was told he's higher up on the food chain. Don't know what chains have to do with anything.
Day 256: Did happy dance of the father land. Bart is gone on vacation, life will be livable for awhile. Hope he never comes back, got tons done today. Made lots of mind control chips, an other weird stuff. Feel so good, I've gotten things done go me!
Day 288: Got very little done today, both Stefano an Bart driving me nuts. Stefano more so than Bart, all he yaks about is Marlena this an Marlena that. He needs to get a life, she is so into fact man it's sad. Will never look at him, hell don't know how he can look at himself.
Day 386: Stefano is nuts, thinks it would be fun to chain hottie Count Tony to wall. An replace him with nutcase Andre, who likes killing. Tried to tell him that Tony way to hot an nice guy for chaining to wall. Stef just throw a hissy fit an broke my lab stuff. I hate him!
Day 400: Stef is really starting to piss me off. Turns out he did chain hottie Count Tony to a wall. Just thinking about it all burns me up. I could have started up website for women who wish to see him chained up. Could have made mega bucks! Luckily Andre is now dead, I hope anyway. That guy is a loonie an is just scarry.
Day 550: Wish I'd never taken job with Stefano, all I do is make mind chips an new types of poison. This job sucks....on the other hand I think I'll try an poison Stefano.
Day 551: Tried to bump off Stefano, but big jerk wouldn't die. Put enough poison in his food an wine to kill a horse. Instead he just ended up in the bathroom for ten hours. Well at least it's a start.
Day 600: Bart is very upset over Count Tony being with stupid bitch as he calls her. Have not seen him this mad this Anna was around. I liked Anna, she was nice did some great art stuff. Starting to think Bart only sticks around due to high pay an looking at Count Tony.
Day 640: Oh dear gods, Tony married stupid bitch. An Bart is hacked, he's broken more vases in the last ten minutes than Stefano did when I told him Marlena was into fact man an not him. Bart is now crying an cursing stupid bitch. I wish Anna was back, at least Bart short of liked her. An she was always so nice to me.
Day 700: Bart has gone insane, he is wondering about muttering under his breath an has wild look in his eyes. Looks as if he may kill stupid bitch or worse yet turn her into marine bitch wantabe. She's scarry enough as it is, don't want to see her in a buzz.
Day 800: Bart was in mega good mood today. Turns out he found nice boy who knocked off that stupid bitch. But was sad to see he needs big time make over. On plus note Bart no longer picks on me too much.
Day 876: Stefano gone for good I hope. Perhaps one of my poisons finally did the job. Life at mansion is better now, hang out a lot an do next to nothing. Bart an Lexie are cool.
Day 900: I pray no one finds out about something I never should have done. But I did cause Stefano put gun to my head. Have strange feeling that GT's will be the end of me. But let's just hope I'm being silly.
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