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Lexx: Twisted Interludes
By : lexxfan4life
Category: G through L > Lexx
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On the other hand, Kai lands on a floating city on the water planet. After the hard landing, Kai stretches himself back into alignment. After that, he checks out the city and finds that the city had been attacked, cause all the people were dead and parts of the place was in flames and smoke. He follows the sound of a song. A song played by a flute. He sees that it’s a tall, young blonde in a long blue dress.

Kai: You play beautifully.

May: Music downs the pain.

Kai: What happened here?

May: Bad things. It’s been a bad day.

In the meantime, Stan was brought into Prince’s quarters, blindfolded, but then a Priest removed his blindfold and he’s happy to see Xev. Xev gives him a hug, glad that he’s alive. Both making sure that they’re okay and well.

Stanley: What’s going on here?

Prince: Congratulations, Stanley.

Then Prince walks over toward Stanley and Xev, with a little water bottle in his hand. Stan is sure not happy to see Prince.

Stanley: Prince!

Prince: You passed the test.

Prince gives Stanley some water and Xev tells Stan that it’s okay, so dehydrated Stan takes the water and gulps it down.

Meanwhile, on planet water...

May: Who are you?

Kai: I’m Kai, last of the Brunnen-G.

May: I’m May. Where have you come from?

Kai: I cam from the sky, from the Lexx.

Kai says as he looks up. May’s eyes peer up too, but then back at Kai in confusion.

May: A comet?

Kai: The Lexx is a very large insect, not a comet.

May: How did you get down here?

Kai: I jumped. I came down to find Xev.

May: Who’s Xev?

Kai: She is a beautiful love slave. She is dressed in a lizard skin. Have you seen her?

Kai asks as he checks out May’s shoulder. He notices a small scratch wound and notices that it’s hurting May.

May: No. But, if you jumped down from the sky, how come you were not killed?

Kai: I am dead.

May: I don’t understand.

Kai: I appear to be alive, but I’m dead and the dead cannot be killed.

Then back on Prince’s city, inside his headquarters...

Prince: I am not your enemy.

Stanley: Yeah right.

Xev, of course, jumps in to defend Prince.

Xev: Stanley, listen to him. He needs our...your help.

Stanley lashes out to that.

Stanley: Me help him? Do you know what I just been through?

Xev: No, what?

Stanley: First, I was on the Lexx and then they took me and put me in this thing...

Stanley was interrupted Prince trying to calm him down and by Xev.

Xev: It was a test.

Stanley: He tried to kill me.

Prince: You showed great courage.

Stanley huffs back at Prince.

Prince: This planet is called Fire.

Stan lashes back out at Prince.

Stanley: Well, that’s original.

Xev, again, defends Prince.

Xev: Show some respect, Stan.

Stanley: To him after what he put me through.

Prince: I am it’s Prince.

Stanley: Well, I’m a Captain.

Prince starts explaining his situation to Stan.

Prince: We are at war. A war against planet Water. It’s getting too hot here to sustain human life. We have no water and they have no end of water and will not give us a single drop. But, we will defeat them and our suffering will end.

Then back on Water, Kai manages to get May to help him and spots a balloon, in mid air, and was able to reach it with his brace. Since the occupied balloonist gave him a hard time, Kai knocks them out of the gondola. Then he picks up May, with his brace, and brings her aboard the balloon.

May: Thank you.

Kai: So May, do you have any idea where Xev might be?

May: I have no idea where she is.

May says as she picks up a crossbow.

May: But I do know where she is not.

Kai: How?

May: If someone like her where on this planet, I would know. I would have heard about her. So, she’s not here.

Then back to Prince’s quarters...

Prince: I need your help, Stanley. You command the Lexx and I have learned that the Lexx is a great weapon. A weapon that will finally tip the scales.

That’s when Stan realizes that Xev must have filled in the blanks for Prince, as she walks right past him. Xev looks dreamy at Prince. She sees him as a man that she feels a strong connection with. A man that might actually be the one for her. What Xev hasn’t told Kai and Stan, nor anyone else, that she didn’t realy lose her virginity on planet Nook. That’s after she realized that oral sex doesn’t count as losing your virginity. Prince directs his attention back to Stan.

Prince: You can end this war. Are you willing to help us?

Stanley: Why should I, after what you did to me?

Prince: If you will use your weapon, on your ship, to help us, I will be eternally grateful.

Stanley: Yeah right! So, what’s in it for me?

The Xev enters the conversation. But, only to defend Prince.

Xev: Stan?

Stanley: Forget it, Xev. Why should I help him?

Xev: Because you should.

Stan folds his arms and responds back sarcastically.

Stanley: Make me laugh.

Xev: If we don’t help, his people will die.

Stanley: Who’s side are you on?

Stan was quite taken that Xev seems to be favoring Prince. They part ways and Stan walks over to Prince.

Stanley: Okay, I’m waiting. What’s the deal?

Prince: As I said, I will be eternally grateful.

Prince walks over to the door and opens up the blinds. Apparently, he see a balloon and smiles as if he is expecting something to happen. Or, that he has a plan in the works.

Prince: It really is a matter of life and death.

That’s when an arrow, from a crossbow, shoots him right in the chest. Holding his wound, he collapses to the floor in pain. In agony, Xev rushes over to Prince’s side and pulls out the arrow from his chest. Stan rushes over to the window and notices that one of the people, in the balloon, is Kai.

Stanley: I think it’s Kai. Wait, it is Kai.

After Xev pulls out the arrow, she throws it aside and attends to Prince. Apparently, Prince has some last words.

Prince: Promise me something, Xev.

Xev: Yes, what?

Prince: Promise me that you won’t let Water destroy us.

Xev is holding back some tears.

Xev: I promise.

And leans down to give Prince a kiss on the lips, as he struggles to raise his head up and kiss her back. Then the kiss breaks.

Prince: I wanted you to love me.

Xev: I do. I know this doesn’t make any sense, but I do too.

And then whispers something in his ear.

Xev: I wanted you to be my first.

That’s when Prince smiles and gives gives his last breath. Stan looks over and sees Xev crying over Prince’s dead body.

Xev: He’s dead.

Xev says in tears. That’s when two priests come in and sound the alarm for reinforcements. That is when Kai comes in and saves the day. Stan had a hard time convincing Xev that she should leave Prince and come with him an live, as Kai holds off the guards. Just the crew were getting ready to leave, May jumps out of the balloon and introduces herself.

May: Hi, I’m May.

Stanley: I’m Stanley Tweedle.

May: Let’s go.

Stan and Xev get onto the balloon with the help of May. Kai gets on a minute later. For some reason, the priests of Prince City hold a ceremony to resurrect Prince. On the gondola, Xev is very saddened that May had killed her Prince. She keeps her cool until they reach the Lexx. On the bridge. Now, on the bridge, the crew and May conclude to what’s going on. Starting with 790, which Xev notices acting differently.

Xev: 790?

790: Be gone, fowl thing.

Xev: What’s wrong with you?

790: What is wrong with me is what’s right with me. I am in perfect love.

Xev: I know, but why are you acting this way?

Then 790 sees Kai and gets excited.

790: You are so beautiful. I want to bounce on your bun.

Stanley: That’s a switch.

Stan comments while standing next to May.

790: Away, you rotting carcus. Let me be with the man I love.

Then 790 displays beating hearts on his eye screens.

790: Hold me, Kai. Hold me, now.

Then Kai explains to Xev and Stan what happened to 790.

Kai: 790 fell off the bridge and was damaged. After he was reassembled, I was the first thing he laid eyes on.

790: You are the first and only, dead-gorgeous man.

Xev was shocked. 790 couldn’t have forgotten her that quickly, so she picks him up.

Xev: 790, you don’t remember me?

790: Slut germs! Slut germs!

Then Kai takes 790 out of Xev’s hands.

Xev: It’s not my day, with men, I guess.

790: It’s my day with my man.

Then over to Stan and May.

May: So Stanley, will you help me?

Stanley: Yeah, if I can.

May: Then destroy Fire and end the war.

Stanley: Blow up Fire?

May: Yeah, cause it’s an evil place. Destroy it and end it’s evil.

Then Xev enters the conversation and adds her input and to defend Prince as well.

Xev: How do you know it’s evil?

Stanley: One visit and I’m sure left with that impression.

Xev: Prince was not evil.

Stanley: Yes he was.

Xev: I could see through him and could see something you clearly couldn’t.

Stanley: Oh please, Xev, your a love slave. You just had the hots for him. Your judgement was impaired.

Xev: It’s not that simple.

Stanley: It was fancy talk to get into your pants.

Xev: You don’t know anything.

Stanley: Other than the truth, Xev.

Xev: The truth is that Prince was a great man and she killed him.

Then Xev walks away, leaving Stan and May to talk about destroying Fire. More like, May is trying to persuade Stanley.

May: Destroy the planet, Stanley. It’s the right thing to do.

Then Stan includes Kai in the conversation. More like asking for Kai’s opinion.

Stanley: Kai, what do you think?

Kai: About what?

Stanley: Should I destroy the planet?

Kai: Why would you want to destroy it?

Stanley: Because it’s an evil place.

Then Xev cuts in the conversation again.

Xev: So she says.

Stanley: It is an evil place.

Xev: Stanley, maybe you don’t quite get it. These planets are at war. One planet has everything and one planet has nothing. Who are we to judge a whole world?

Then Xev confronts May, giving her a sneer.

Xev: I think you’re the evil one telling Stan to do that. Plus, we already know that you’re a murderer.

May: You don’t know anything. Prince destroyed my city and took my whole world away from me.

Xev: You’re a liar.

May: It’s simple. Water is good and Fire is evil.

Xev, again, walks off.

May: You can end the war, Stanley.

Stanley: I don’t know if the Lexx’s weapon works any more.

The Stan faces Kai.

Stanley: How long were we frozen?

Kai: Answer, 790.

790: I calculate about 4,332 standard years.

That was a big number. It was a big surprise for Stanley.

Stanley: Woh! 4,000 years?

Stanley climbs up on the pedestal to talk to the Lexx.

Stanley: Lexx, are you still there?

Lexx: I’m here, Stanley. I am very hungry.

Stanley: Does your weapon still work? If I asked you to blow up a planet, could you do it?

Lexx: I think my weapon still has enough charge in it, Stan. Which planet would you like me to destroy?

Stanley: None just yet. Just wanted to make sure.

Then Kai makes it clear that the Lexx’s main drive still doesn’t work. Which means that the Lexx can’t destroy a planet without pointing at it. While the Lexx is in a figure eight orbit, around the two planets, there is only a limited about of time that the Lexx is pointed at either planet. That’s when Xev walks between May and Stan, shoving May aside, which touched her wound. May tries to play it off by saying she’s alright, but Stan knows better and takes her to the cryo-chamber to have her wound fixed up.

In the cryo-chamber, May lays back on a cryo-pod as Stan hooks her up to the protein regenerator. That’s when Xev comes across the recently broken control unit and confronts Stan about it. Apparently, he asks Xev the same question and both had no idea how it happened. Then Stan turns on the regenerator and it ends up breaking apart, pieces fall8ing on the floor, and leaving Stan dumbfounded and face-palmed. Then Stan decides to look at May’s wounded shoulder and actually pays her a compliment.

Stanley: You’re very attractive, May.

Xev puts on an “unbelievable” look and turns away.

Stanley: Do you mind me saying that?

May: No.

Stanley: I’m only saying it, cause it’s true. Not trying to mean anything by it.

May: I know, Stanley. I can trust you, can I?

Stanley: You can trust me.

May gives Stan a sweet smile. In the moth-breeding chamber, it appears that Xev has followed Kai to wake up a couple of blue-painted moth breeders and instructs them to make two moths. Xev asks Kai about the moth-breeders and explains that they were once prisoners of the Cluster and sentenced to have part of their brains removed and bodies altered to fit their job. Then Stan rushes into the room, asking Kai to ask 790 to help him fix the protein regenerator and help May. Stan sounds sincere enough about it and pulls Kai by the arm and back to the cryo-chamber. Xev follows.

In the cryo-chamber, Xev hovers over the ill-fated May, as if she were competition.

790: She has a sceptic infection and is going to die.

Stanley: Don’t say that. People don’t die of infections. We can cure far more things than a simple infection.

Then turns to Kai.

Kai: Yes we can, if the protein regenerator were working.

Stanley: We can freeze her in the cryo-pod until we can get the protein regenerator working.

Xev reminds Stan that the control unit is broken. Stanley asks Kai to tell 790 to help him fix the regenerator. But, 790 won’t help Stan and is better off working with Kai instead. His words were that Stan is more clumsy while Kai is more precise and careful. Kai is willing to do it, but tells Stan that since there are small parts, the job will take time. Stan, on the other hand, is impatient. Stan walks over to May to comfort her. He turns to Xev for help too, which Xev isn’t willing to do.

Stanley: Are you gonna help?

Xev: She killed Prince, so it’s fair.

Stanley: It is not fair.

Xev: I think she deserves to die.

Stanley: How can you say that?

Stan is now appalled by Xev’s behavior and confronts her.

Xev: I’m sorry, but that’s how I feel.

Stanley: That’s how you feel?

Xev: Yes.

Stanley: Well, this is how I feel.

Then Stan angerily by trying to strangle Xev. Xev manages to break free of Stan’s strangle and strangles Stan by clenching hard on his throat.

Xev: She killed Prince, so as far as I’m concerned, she can die too and that’s just how I feel.

Xev lets go of Stanley and stampers off out of the cryo-chamber. On the bridge, Xev blows off some steam by taking a few deep breaths while looking at the view screen. She walks over by the pedestal and sees May’s flute hanging on one of the arm rest. As she flicks it with her fingers, she thinks about why Prince’s death changed her decision making and mood. She later comes back into the cryo-chamber to help Stan. They both apologize to eachother around the same time Kai finishes getting the protein regenerator together.

Minutes pass and wasn’t long before May loses to her infection and dies. The repair of the protein regenerator took too long and Kai pronounces her dead. Stan falls grieve-stricken and tells Xev and Kai that he wants to be alone with May. To grieve in peace. Back in the moth-breeding chamber, Xev and Kai noticed that a moth is full grown and ready for the mechanics to be installed. Xev and Kai has some quiet time to talk.

Kai: Stanley’s behavior should not be unexpected. Both of you had only limited contact with real human beings for a long time. I believe that you’re emotionally vulnerable.

Xev: I know I am. I know that I had limited contacted with real human beings. Living ones, that is.

Xev changes the subject.

Xev: Kai, there something I must tell you while we’re on the subject of emotional behavior.

Kai: What do you want to tell me?

Xev: Remember the planet Nook? I only had the sexual fulfillment through oral sex. I never really “did it” with any of the monks.

Kai: So, what you’re saying is that you’re still a virgin? Why are you telling me this now?

Xev: When I was with Prince, I really thought that he could’ve been the one to share that moment with.

Kai: But what will you do, now that he’s dead?

Xev: I don’t really know. You must not tell Stan about what I just told you. I don’t want him to get ideas.

Kai: You can trust me, Xev.

Then they leave the moth-breeding chamber together. Meanwhile, in the cryo-chamber, Stan is awakened by voices and is startled to see Prince.

Prince: She’s here for you Stanley, if you want her to be.

Stanley: Prince, I thought you were dead.

Prince: Do you want her Stanley? Do you want May to be alive and yours?

Stanley: What are you talking about?

Prince: Do you want May alive or not?

Stanley: But, she’s dead.

Prince: She doesn’t have to be. You saw me die, didn’t you? Do you want May alive and to be yours or not?

Stanley: Yes, I want May to live and be mine alone.

Prince: Then you and I should make a deal. I will agree to bring May back to life if you use your ship to blow up the planet Water.

Stanley: No, I can’t destroy a planet, with a lot of people, for just one person.

Prince: That’s a good decision. Then you passed the test.

Stanley: So, May will live now?

Prince: May would stay as she is.

Stan looks over at May’s lifeless body and gives Prince’s deal a second thought. Once he noticed that Prince was out of sight, he agrees to the deal by shouting it out for Prince to hear. He heard it, cause May opens her eyes and reaches her arms out for Stanley. Stanley walks up to her and gives her a long, deep and costly kiss.
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Lexx: Twisted Interludes	By : lexxfan4life Category: G through L > Lexx Views: 1218 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Lexx: Twisted Interludes