Jethro's Big Part | By : HeadHunter Category: 1 through F > The Beverly Hillbillies Views: 6413 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
Disclaimer: The following is a not-for-profit fictional erotic parody of the TV Show "The Beverly Hillbillies" and the characters within, to which I make no claim of ownership. |
CHAPTER 2
(Jethro’s Audition)
Jane Hathaway had called ahead to the studio before her drive to the Clampetts, describing to the producer, Barry Goldstein, the situation she was in.
“His uncle owns the studio,” she explained, “and he wants to be a movie star. Any part you can give him will probably satisfy him. I must warn you though, he’s a brawny, handsome fellow… but he’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer, if you know what I mean!”
Mr. Goldstein thought for a moment, “Y’know, I just might have a job for him. Bring him right over and let me have a look at him.”
“Thank you, Mr. Goldstein!” Jane said gratefully, “Jethro will be simply thrilled to just get an auditon! More importantly, my boss will be happy to know we’re pleasing the Clampetts!”
“See you in a few minutes then!” Barry said, “Bye!”
Miss Hathaway pulled up in front of the Clampetts mansion and exited the car. She stepped up to the door and began to ring the bell, when she recalled that the Clampetts still had not connected the “music” that came from the door chimes with a visitor at the door. She paused and knocked instead.
Jethro answered the door and ushered Miss Hathaway into the opulent parlor. “C’mon in, Miss Jane!” he grinned.
“Well, Jethro,” Jane smiled, “I’ve arranged an audition with Mr. Goldstein at Mammoth Studios. He says he’ll see us as soon as we can get there… so, if you’re ready…”
Just that moment, Ellie Mae came running into the parlor. The gorgeous tomboy was dressed in jeans and a checkered gingham shirt. “Did ya tell her I wanna be a movie star too, Jethro?”
Jethro sighed, “C’mon, Ellie!” he frowned, “Who’s gonna give a dumb ol’ hick girl like you a part in a blockbuster movie? They’s lookin’ fer sophisticated leadin’ men like me!”
Elly drew back her fist to punch Jethro in the arm, when Jane stepped between them. “Now, Elly Mae!” she said calmly, “I don’t see why Jethro and I can’t mention you to Mr. Goldstein! Who knows, maybe both of you can get parts in a movie? Right, Jethro?”
Jethro agreed reluctantly, “Yeah, Miss Jane. I guess I can put in a word fer Elly Mae. What with her bein’ kin and all.”
“That’s the spirit!” Jane smiled, “Elly Mae,” she said, “How would you like to tag along? You can wait for us while Jethro does his interview and maybe speak to Mr. Goldstein yourself!”
“Hot dog!” Elly Mae exclaimed, “I’ll go get in the car!”
“Shotgun!” Jethro exclaimed, claiming the front seat for himself before Elly could reach the car.
*****
Minutes later, Jane Hathaway pulled up at the gate of Mammoth Studios and presented her identification to the guard, who directed her to Barry Goldstein’s office.
The trio entered the office building and spoke to the receptionist. Within a few minutes, Jane and Jethro were standing in Barry Goldstein’s office while Ellie Mae waited in the reception area.
Barry Goldstein was a short portly balding man who seemed to have a fat cigar permanently affixed to the corner of his mouth. He shook hands with Jane and Jethro and sat back down behind his desk.
“Have a seat!” he gestured to the chairs in front of the desk.
Jane and Jethro sat nervously. They watched as the portly little man eyed them critically up and down. “Y’know, ‘Li’l Abner’ here might have some possibilities…” he mused, “but I’m not too sure about you, Scarecrow. Skinny flat-chested girls are kind of a niche market y’know.”
Jane looked puzzled. “Mr. Goldstein… I’m just here acting as Jethro’s agent. I’m not here to —“
“Stand up, Abner!” Goldstein pointed at Jethro.
Jethro stood. “It’s Jethro, sir!” he grinned, “But you can call me by my stage name… ‘Beef Jerky’!”
Goldstein laughed. “Beef Jerky, huh? I like it! Now drop ‘em!”
“What?” Jane asked in surprise.
“You do know what kind of movies we make here, right?” Goldstein asked, “We’re a porn studio! So off with the pants, Mr…. er… Jerky.”
Jethro shrugged and unfastened his belt, allowing his loose jeans to fall to the floor. He wore no underwear and his pendulous penis swayed between his legs.
Barry Goldstein nearly dropped his cigar when he saw the massive hunk of meat that swung between Jethro’s thighs. “Oh, my God!” he exclaimed, “Jackpot! Get that thing hard for me, Beef!”
“Sure!” Jethro grinned oafishly, grasping his limp phallus and starting to stroke it to erection.
Miss Hathaway stared wide-eyed at Jethro’s immense member. Her mouth watered at the sight of his massive hunk of man-meat and she couldn’t help seizing the opportunity.
“Do you mind if I help him out a little?” she smiled.
Mr. Goldstein grinned lewdly, “Be my guest, sweetheart! Suck it for me! We’ll see what kinda skills you’ve got too!”
Jane knelt before Jethro and grasped the semi-flaccid slab of cock-meat with both hands. She wrapped her lips around the mushroom-like head of his cock and slithered her tongue over the reddish purple skin.
Jethro’s cock expanded rapidly under her attention, quickly inflating to a gnarled nine-inch rod of veiny cock flesh. Jane opened her lips wide, sliding the huge bulk of Jethro’s cock inside her mouth. She began slobbering over the hillbilly’s hard penis, lubricating the thick shaft so it would glide more easily.
Jethro’s long hard cock thudded against the back of Jane’s throat and she suppressed her gag reflex, relaxing her throat muscles and inching the boy’s thick eellike organ down her throat like a sword swallower.
“Damn!” Goldstein exclaimed, impressed, “Looks like you got some talent after all, Scarecrow!”
Miss Hathaway continued working Jethro’s cock back and forth in her mouth, each forward stroke burying another inch of throbbing cock down her gullet until her mouth suddenly stopped against Jethro’s groin. Jethro’s balls struck Jane’s chin and her nose pressed into his wiry pubic hair.
“My God, woman!” Mr. Goldstein cried out with elation, “You just swallowed a nine-inch dick! You’re amazing!”
He watched in awe as Jethro began fucking the plain-featured woman’s face, brutally hammering his jaw-stretching hunk of cock in and out of her sucking throat.
Jethro suddenly tensed. His eyes crossed and he pulled his hips back until only half of the gargantuan member was seated inside the wet furnace of Jane Hathaway’s mouth.
Scalding gobs of semen blasted into Jane’s mouth and her cheeks inflated, overfilling with the gluey brine that spewed from Jethro’s balls. A cascade of creamy white goo spilled over her lower lip and spattered onto the floor before she could swallow.
Jane quickly recovered from the unexpected mouthful of jizz, gulping down the remaining globs of tangy sperm. She let the hot bursts of cum that spurted from Jethro’s cock flood over her tongue and slither down her throat, drinking down the tangy slime as fast as it shot into her mouth.
Jethro’s spurting phallus finally slowed to a dribble and he reeled the softening hunk of slimy cock-flesh from Jane’s mouth. Grinning stupidly as he watched Miss Jane lick the gobs of stringy cum from the surface of his shaft.
Mr. Goldstein grasped Jethro’s hand and shook it hard. “Welcome to Mammoth Studios!” he grinned. “You’re hired! As for you, Miss Hathaway…” he said, eyeing her up and down, “You got an amazing talent, but not much in the looks department… If you only had a gimmick!”
Miss Hathaway blushed. “Well, Mr. Goldstein, I do have a certain… special quality.”
“Show me!” he exclaimed.
“Well, “she paused, glancing at Jethro, “I hope this won’t upset you, Jethro, but I do have a little secret!’
Jane Hathaway slid down her maxi-skirt and dropped her panties to reveal an eight-inch cock standing stiffly at attention beneath her cleanly shaven groin! She stepped over to the black vinyl couch
that sat against the wall. Reclining back on the couch, she raised her knees, lifting her drooping testicles to uncover a perfect pink pussy beneath her wrinkled ball-sac!
“Hot dog!” Jethro exclaimed with a grin, “She’s got a willie and a cooter too!”
Barry Goldstein’s eyes bugged out. His lips fumbled with the cigar in his mouth forcing him to remove the stogie and set it in an ashtray. “A cock and a cunt! You’re a hermaphrodite! A real one! You guys are porno gold!”
“Well thank you, Mr. Goldstein!” Jane blushed. “Oh!” she said, “There’s one more thing we’d like to ask…”
“You want it, you got it!” he grinned.
“We brought Jethro’s cousin Elly Mae with us.” Jane said, “She’s waiting outside your office. She wants to be a movie star too and…”
Goldstein slammed his finger down on the intercom button. “Jenny! Is there a hillbilly chick in the waiting room?”
“Yes, sir!” squawked Jenny thru the speaker.
“Send her in!” he exclaimed.
The door opened and Elly Mae stepped inside. One look at the beautiful blonde bombshell and Barry Goldstein grinned lewdly, “Elly Mae?” he said.
Elly looked confused. She glanced over at her cousin Jethro. His pants were still around his ankles and his drooping cock glistened wetly from Jane Hathaway’s saliva. She turned her attention to Miss Hathaway, who was still sitting on the couch against the wall, knees up, displaying her marvelous genitalia for all to see.
“Dang!” Elly Mae grinned, “Miss Jane’s got a cock and a pussy too!”
“Yes she does!” Mr. Goldstein smiled. “This is a porn studio, young lady and we’re gonna make her and your big-dicked cousin here superstars. Now if you’re interested, I just might have a part for a gorgeous young starlet like you!”
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