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Why Own An Earp?	By : justheretoread Category: S through Z > Wynonna Earp Views: 5446 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter 2: Whiskey, Doughnuts, and Blowjobs
Wynonna Earp downed another glass of whiskey. Shorty’s basement door opened as Waverly and Nicole walked into the room. They both changed quickly, Waverly into her Shorty’s shirt with plenty of cleavage and Nicole into her police uniform. “So, who’s the red head banging my sister?”
“Wy, this is my girlfriend Officer Nicole Haught.”
“Waves, when I said ‘fuck the police’ I didn’t mean literally.” She then took another sip of whiskey before pulling her sister into a hug. “Careful, baby girl. You got some glitter on you and that shit spreads like herpes.” The older Earp turned her attention to the officer. “So, what’s your deal Nicky? Other than a last name just waiting for puns.”
“No big deal. Sheriff Nedley recruited me last year straight out of the police academy. When I got to Purgatory I found this pretty little bartender dating the worse guy in town. Who just so happened to have failed the police exam 5 times. Luckily that didn’t last long and eventually here I am.” Nicole snuggled close to Waverly.
“Champ is still trying to be a cop? Damn, that boy don’t know when to take a hint. Well quite an improvement little sis. From what I’ve seen Officer Hotpants is a better lay anyways. Although really Waves, a unicorn?”
Waverly blushed at the reminder. “With Uncle Curtis’s death I just needed to forget. I needed”
Wynonna put her hand up. “Hey, I’m not here to kink shame you. You’re grieving so you needed hot, kinky sex. Please, the only way you can be more of an Earp is if you chugged a bottle of whiskey as your cowgirl road you hard.” She took another sip of whiskey.
“Well you should have called. I tried calling you the past couple days but couldn’t get through. Gus said you can stay with her at her old room if you need it. Or you can have my room upstairs. I can bunk with Nicole for a few days.”
“Yea, I dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry about that.” Wynonna looked around. “Actually, I’ll be staying at the homestead.” She poured herself another glass.
“The homestead? But, you haven’t been there since…” Waverly trailed off as she thought of what to say. “Are you sure? That’s a big house to be in by yourself.”
“Well, I was hoping I woldn’t be alone. Come on, sleeping where you work is never a good idea.” Wynonna took out another glass and poured another drink. “What do you say, drink to it?”
Waverly took a sipped and thought about it. Nicole said “Go on baby, you know you want to. Besides, with Gus selling this place you been looking for a spot. I know we talked about moving in, but my rental can barely fit your books with Calamity Jane using them as a litter box.” She encouragingly nodded to Waverly. “Besides, you have everything packed except the basement...”
“Wait, Gus is selling Shorty’s? To who?” Wynonna couldn’t image her aunt giving this place up. But then, she realized, Gus, always ran the bar with Shorty and Curtis. Without them there, it wouldn’t the same.
“Some out of towner. Gus said he’s turning it into some themed joint.” Waverly’s eyes were a bit sad as she said it.
“Shame. But on the bright side if he needs them you got the cowboy costumes downstairs.” She looked at the clock. “Anyways, meet me at the homestead tonight? I got to go straighten a few things out at the police station.”
“And what exactly do you have to do there?” Nicole asked. She heard some stories about Wynonna.
“There’s some Earp property that been in their evidence locker since Waverly was in pig tails. Plus I got to inform Nedley I’m back in town so he can upped patrols” she grinned. “Your girlfriend might be working overtime.”
“Need a ride? I’m due back soon anyways.” The redhead offered.
“Sure thing Officer Hot-Stuff”.
Nicole bent down and kissed her girlfriend’s forehead. “As soon as my shift ends, we can start moving your things baby.”
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“So really, a unicorn?” Wynonna broke the awkward silence in the police car.
“Um, yea. A bit of an inside joke we may have taken too far.” The officer said as she pulled into the parking lot.
“Come on, you can’t leave it there. If you do I’ll bug Waverly to tell me and that’ll just be worse.”
“Ok, ok. Back when we were flirting it got a bit awkward. And in Wave’s awkward attempt to let me know she knew I was flirting she said ‘I get it. You’re a lesbian, not an unicorn.’” Wynonna’s laughter filled the car for the next minute.
“O my god, she said that? And so you dress her up in a rainbow, glitter and horn before tying her up and fucking her?” Nicole and Wynonna exited the car.
“Yea, well that was her idea. Mostly. At least the costumes. She loves dressing up.” As they approached the building the officer realized something. “Wait, where’s your bags? Did we leave them at Shorty’s?”
“O, shit.” Wynonna smacked her forehead. “I think I left them on the bus. Crap. It crapped out right outside town.”
“Well, if that’s the case I’m sure it’ll be towed by now. I’ll call Beth down at the bus station and check. What bus was it?”
“Here’s the ticket. Um thanks.” Wynonna handed her sister’s girlfriend the slip and walked down the hall. “Gotta use the bathroom, Hot-Stuff.”
“Wynonna, that’s not the bathroom, Wynonna.” The older Earp ignored her as she entered a side room. “She’ll find it, she’s big girl” Haught muttered to herself. The redhead walked to her desk and began making calls.
Wynonna quickly shut the door behind her. “Do I smell doughnuts?”
“Where were you? Your bus was scheduled 3.” Xavier Dolls stated. The button down Marshall let out a sigh of relief as Wynonna entered.
“Bus broke down. And someone had me ditch my phone.” Wynonna grabbed a sprinkle covered doughnut from the box.
“It was a necessary precaution. We have no idea who Bobo has on his payroll. You won’t be the first witness that disappeared.” He watched Wynonna devour the pastry.
“Yea, yea. I know. The crazy redneck crime boss who murdered daddy and Willa while I hid in the closet when I was 10 will off me in a second and send my head to Waverly.” She swallowed her food. “Please protect her, ok? Whatever happens, please. O, she agreed to move into the homestead so that’s taken care of.”
“Good. I already got the place prepared. Security cameras, guns, gas, electricity, water are all there. As are the personal items you had me bring. Deputy Marshal Shapiro is arriving tomorrow at 0900.” The clean cut Marshall sat down and flipped through some files. “So, how was the bus ride?”
Wynonna grabbed a glazed doughnut. “Boring. The grandmom next to me kept showing me pictures of her grand kids. Or was it her cats? Whatever, they were hairy.” She began licking the glaze off. “I even missed your OCD ass telling me what funny sounding time dinner is or when to take a shit.”
“Yea, I missed you too. But I was able to file the paperwork needed to keep your ass safe without having to explain the jelly stains. Lucado certainly liked that.” Wynonna then kissed him. After a few seconds, the US Deputy Marshal pulled back. “Not here.”
“Come on. Just a quicky. Not like we’ll have the Homestead all to ourselves. Those walls are thin.” She once again licked the doughnut, making it clear exactly what she wanted. He pulled Wynonna into his lap and kissed her again. Wynonna swiped his lips where some glaze fell.
“MM. You taste so good glazed.” Her doughnut free hand reached down and undid the marshal’s belt. She pulled out the hardening cock. “God I missed you.” She slid down Dolls’ body and got on her knees. She kissed the tip of the cock and continued stroking it. “Now here’s an idea.”
Wynonna Earp smirked as she slid the doughnut down the dick. Then she put the hole right at the tip and began working it down the shaft. The cock glistened with glaze by the time the pastry reached the base. “Looks like I got you all sticky. Don’t worry; I know you hate a mess. I’ll clean you up.” With that the Earp took the now hard cock into her mouth.
She took half the cock into her mouth and paused. Looking up at Deputy Marshal Dolls she twirled her tongue. She could just barely hear the former solider’s moans. She swallowed and waited as her throat adjusted around the dick. She gagged as she took it deeper. She bobbed up and down a few times til. Dolls chuckled as her noise crashed into the doughnut.
She pulled off of the cock smiled before bending down and biting the pastry. She slowly licked from the sweet treat back up to the tip again. By now most of the glaze was gone. Wynonna took another bite and took the tip back into her mouth. The mix of sweet, sugary dough and salty precum filled her mouth.
She went back and forth between the cock and doughnut for a few more minutes. As she swallowed the last of pastry Wynonna took his balls into his mouth. Her hands continued to stroke Dolls. His groans got louder as she did.
Hearing the usual signs, Wynonna reach out for another doughnut. “You know, they never put enough glaze on these”.
“That’s a frosted sprinkles” Dolls grunted out.
“MM, so it is. Now cum.” Wynonna held the doughnut right in front of the cock as she stroke it. Xavier Dolls grunted out as he came. Cum covered the doughnut. “Now there’s a tasty treat. Hey, up for more Deputy Marshal? Or is one enough for you?” She stroked the semi flaccid cock.
“If I say no will you actually leave me alone?” Wynonna took a bite out of the doughnut. Dolls hardened at the sight.
“Tasty. You know, they really should make a sweet and salty doughnut” she quipped before answering the question. “If you’re not up to it I’ll just go to the bathroom and finger myself. Maybe I can borrow Nicole’s vibrator. I bet she keeps one in her locker.”
Even as she said it Wynonna was pulling down her pants. “Now what man has ever turned you down?” She hopped on the chair and slid down the slick cock.
“Good point. I could just go ask Nedley.” She grabbed hold of the chair’s arm rests and began riding. “Damn, I really missed this.” She took another bite before bending over to kiss the Marshal tasked with keeping her alive until trial.
Dolls timed his thrusts with Wynonna’s. She was in full control as she grinded up and down on the black cock inside her. She sucked on his neck as she picked up the pace. “O yea, you like this? You like just sitting there as I fuck your brains out? Just there as I take my pleasure?”
“I’m all yours” he said. He grabbed her face and shoved her mouth back into his. They made out as Wynonna rode him to orgasm. It wasn’t long until they both came. Their moans were muffled by each other’s mouths. “Damn, good thing I’m on the pill. I forgot how much you came. It’s been so long.”
“It was just a week.” Dolls was already pulling up his pants. As Wynonna got herself back together there was a knock at the door.
“Damn it.” Wynonna shoved the rest of the jizz covered doughnut into her mouth. The door opened as Haught entered. “Hey, there you are. I was just looking for you. Um, bathroom’s not here.”
“Hush you. Deputy Marshal Dolls, Judge Harthrone just sent these papers for you. Nedley got them in a mix up. About your witness in the Bobo Del Rey case. Wynonna Earp.” She handed the paperwork to the Marshal.
“Thank you, Deputy Haught. I trust you and Nedley understand the sensitive nature of this case?”
“Don’t worry. Last thing I want to do is put the Earps on the chopping block.” She turned her attention to Wynonna. “So that’s why you show up in town with no phone, clothes, and beg Waverly to move into the homestead?”
Again Dolls answered. “That was me. The case was sensitive and we couldn’t risk anyone knowing too much. Bobo’s organization already tried to get her. The Earp Homestead’s security has been outfitted with everything we got. It’s isolated to avoid any random visitors that could cause trouble.”
“Good plan. I’ll get my go bag and bring Waverly there tonight.” Haught said and left. She has seen crime scene photos from Bobo Del Rey. Last year they found the entrails of a drug dealer’s entire family scattered across a field as coyote bait after he became an informant. If Wynonna Earp somehow was a witness to his crimes, all Earps were in danger.
“Hey, hey wait up.” Wynonna called from the Marshals’ office. “Look, you can’t tell Waverly about this.”
“Yea, I can’t. You must. Although really, Bobo Del Rey. How did you get caught up with that? Ran drugs for him?” Haught was just confused. She heard the Feds had a case against him but never thought the Earps will be involved.
“I saw him shoot my father in the head while I hid in the closet.”
“Crap. That was Bobo? Crap, now I feel like an ass. Waverly told me what happened but I thought it was a robbery gone wrong.”
“Hey, no big deal Officer Hottie. Not like I’m squeaky clean.” She followed her into the lockers. “But yea, that was Bobo. I’ll tell Waverly tomorrow. She deserves to know.
“That she does. O, Wynonna? You got glaze on your nose.”
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