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The Very Secert Dairy of Bart	By : TonyDiMerasbedroomslave Category: 1 through F > Days of Our Lives Views: 1098 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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The Very Secret Diary of Andre DiMera
Day One: I'm going to be an actor! Yeah me, I'm going to do Shakespeare on stage. I'm going to be bigger than that guy, what's his name. I'll think of the guys name latter.

Day two: I'm not sure I like my acting coach. He's mean an is short of smells like damn stinky colon. But I must endure so I can get on stage. Wish me luck, I think I mite need it.

Day ten: I hate acting school an everyone in it! They are all mean an have issues over me being better than them. Well time to try an show them all how it's done.

Day 25: I hate everyone. They are all jealous of me! I'll show them, have more talent an better looking than all of them!
Day 120: Got call form Uncle Stefano today, he's coming to see my play go me! While I don't like Uncle Stefano much, at least he's coming to my play.

Day 121: I hate Uncle Stefano, he's a jerk an had moxy to say I suck at acting. Said I should become killer for higher or something like that. Got even, told him purple an gold so not his colors. He turned bright red an ran off. Laughed for a very long time.

Day 300: Should have never been actor, can't get work. Life sucks, right now as I must live off rich families money. Oh well at least I've not seen Uncle Stef in long time. On the plus side the voices are talking to me again.

Day 320: Got call form Uncle Stef, says he has working gig for me. Voices say I should kill Uncle Stef, but I'm in need of money. Dad cut me off saying I should do more with my life.

Day 368: I love my new gig! I get to kill people an get paid for it. Also on mega plus side I'm now hottie, an that Anna....oh baby! Tony was so wrong to leave her.....hope to get up close an personal very soon!

Day 375: Managed to talk Anna into bubble bath, was best moment of my life. Wish she'd have quite calling me Tony....then realized she was only in bath with me cause she thought I was Tony. Why must women want only him?!

Day 400: Got beaten up an stabbed by Tony. An my paying gig is now over, had to make run for it with tail between legs. Anna also no likes me anymore, I cried for awhile. Went crawling back to London, hopefully I can get work now.
Day 450: Time in Salem has paid off big time! I'm working more now than ever before an life is great. Only downer is Anna still hates me. I want Anna back!

Day 600: Found out Tony was stupid an left Anna again! Will send her cards, flowers, candy, weapons you name it! I shall show her I'm so much better than Tony. Anna will realize she should love me not Tony.

Day 620: Every single present I've sent to Anna was sent back. The voices say it's just because she thinks I'm Tony. Will sign real name with next 50 gifts, with luck she'll come running.

Day 640: Did happy dance of joy today. Found out Tony is married to stupid bitch. On the down side Anna still sending gifts back. She's also taken out restraining order on me an has hired large mean looking body guards.
Day 700: Found out Tony is now dead! Did happy dance of joy, this means Anna must love me now! For I have Tony's face an she still loves him.

Day 800: Anna still doesn't love me, an while I'm working tons now I still want Anna to love me, she hates me. Wish Anna would forget about Tony an love me.
Day 868: Decided to give up on Anna for awhile. Maybe then she will like me......voices say I should go kill more people. Found out Uncle Stef will be in Monty Carlo sometime soon. Plan on getting even with him for good.

Day 900: Found Uncle Stef in Monty Carlo an "fixed" the breaks on his car. Laughted as I watched him crash and damn near burn. Fool thought I was Tony, an died in my arms. Should have strangled him as he was, but was too many people around.

Day 1100: Seems as if Tony is alive, an back in Salem. I've got to get rid of him an take over his life again. Then maybe I can get Anna into bubble bath again. Wish Anna would love me an not Tony.

Day 1200: Tony is proving much harder to ketch than last time. An his kids are always in the way, turns out he went an had kids with Marlena. Wish I could have seen fact man's face when he learned about it.

Day 1500: Have decided to go on killing speer in odrer to get hands on Tony. So that I mite with luck get hands on Anna, she is so hot. Wish Anna loved me an not Tony. Tony is so stupid....Anna loves him as he is. Stupid bitch was evil cheating slut! Wish Anna would love me. Wish I had two lovly twin children who loved me, I HATE TONY!!! He has everything!
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