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Mayberry Swingers' Club	By : HeadHunter Category: 1 through F > The Andy Griffith Show Views: 13413 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: The following is a not-for-profit fictional erotic parody of the TV Show "The Andy Griffith Show" and the characters within, to which I make no claim of ownership.

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CHAPTER 3
(The Party Resumes)
            They eyed the boys’ gradually diminishing dicks, still glistening with saliva. Helen pouted, “Aw! Looks like they’re going a little soft! Do you boys want to take a little break to reload those balls?”
            Barney straightened his hat, which had been knocked askew during his tremulous orgasm. “Whew!” he exhaled, “Y’know, that’s not a bad idea!”
            “Hey, Barn,” Andy remarked, “we still got those orange sodas in the cooler back there?”
            “Sure do!” Barney said, “I’ll go get ‘em.”
            Andy pulled four chairs from against the wall and placed them in the center of the room, giving the group a place to sit.
            Barney retreated to the office storeroom and returned with a cooler full of glass bottles of orange soda on ice. Andy rummaged thru the desk drawer and brought out a bottle opener. He opened a bottle for each of the foursome and they relaxed, drinking their sodas and chatting.
            “Say, Thelma Lou,” Helen said as she took a sip from the bottle, “Have you ever licked a man’s asshole before?”
            “What?” Thelma Lou asked, somewhat surprised by the question, “No! I haven’t!”
            “You should try it!” Helen said with a smile, “It’s fun… and it gets Andy hard as a rock, doesn’t it Andy?”
            Andy nodded, “It sure does.”
            Barney took a swallow of the orange soda and looked over at Thelma Lou. “Well, I’m game for it if you are, Thelma Lou! You wanna try it?”
            Thelma Lou thought for a moment, and then smiled lewdly, “Y’know, I think I would like to try it!”
            “All right, then!” Helen grinned, “Just to make it interesting, I’ll do Barney and you can do Andy!”
            “Fine by me!” Andy agreed, “How ‘bout you, Barn?”
            “Okay by me!” Barney said.
            The foursome finished their sodas and placed the bottles in a box by the door. Helen knelt down on the ground and waited for the boys to replace the chairs to their rightful station.
            “You boys get down here on your hands and knees.” Helen instructed.
            Andy and Barney complied, Andy kneeling on all fours in front of Thelma Lou and Barney in front of Helen. Thelma Lou watched as Helen spread Barney’s buttcheeks, revealing the brownish pucker of the man’s anus. The pretty redhead imitated Helen’s actions, prying Andy’s buttocks apart to expose his asshole as well.
            Thelma Lou giggled, relishing the feeling of naughtiness as she prepared to lick her first butthole. “So, I just lick it like I licked your pussy?” she asked.
            “Just like that!” Helen confirmed. She demonstrated by sticking out her tongue and pushing it against Barney’s puckered bunghole. Her pointed tongue wedged open the tight ring of the deputy’s ass and she thrust her tongue in further, licking at the inside of Barney’s hot humid rectum.
            Thelma Lou mimicked Helen’s tongue work, stabbing at Andy’s tight butthole. She pushed and wiggled her tongue, inching it into the tight channel until she had it burrowed deeply inside Andy’s steamy asshole.
            The girls licked and probed at the men’s hot asses. Helen licked around the rim of Barney’s brownish puckered anus and delved inside his steaming rectum with her eely pink tongue. Thelma Lou did the same with Andy’s hot humid bunghole, wriggling her tongue as deep as it would go inside the sheriff’s simmering asshole.
            “Holy cow!” Barney exclaimed as Helen’s tongue probed inside his clenching anus, “That feels great! My cock is hard as a rock too!”
            Andy nodded in agreement, “Does it every time!” he grinned. His own cock had risen to its full length as well and swung stiffly between his legs.
            “Ooo! Look, Thelma Lou!” Helen exclaimed gleefully, “They’re already ready to go!”
            “What do you want to try next?” Thelma Lou asked.
            Helen thought for a moment, then smiled lecherously, “I want both of these magnificent cocks in me at the same time!” she said, “Andy in my hot pussy and Barney inside my tight little ass!”
            “Ooo!” Thelma Lou squealed delightedly, “I wanna watch that!”
            “We’re going to need some lubricant…” Helen said, “Andy?”
            “Top drawer.” Andy replied, “Barney?”
            “Gotcha, Anj!” Barney responded, sliding open the desk drawer and removing a tube of lubricant.
            Thelma Lou laughed, “You keep lubricant in your desk drawer at work, Andy?”
            Helen answered for him, “This isn’t the first ‘late night meeting’ Andy and I have had here in the office, right, Andy?”
            Andy agreed with a smile, “Yep. First one with this many in attendance though!”
            Helen chuckled, “C’mon, Andy!” she said, “Get on your back so I can get on top.”
            Andy did as instructed, lying on his back on the floor and allowing Helen to straddle him cowgirl-style. Helen placed her simmering cunt over Andy’s erect penis and slid her sopping pussy down onto his throbbing hard-on.
            Helen leaned over and displayed her ass invitingly to Barney. “Come on, big boy!” she purred seductively, “Get that huge cock up my ass!”
            Barney glanced at Thelma Lou who had reclined on the floor, knees up and thighs spread. She supported herself with her left hand while the fingers of her right slithered playfully thru the pink folds of her pussy.
            “Go ahead, Barney!” the lovely redhead said with a grin.
            Barney smiled and took his position behind Helen. He opened the tube and squeezed out a dollop of the clear jelly onto the brunette teacher’s upraised butthole. Screwing the cap back on the tube, he tossed it onto the desk atop the pile of clothing.
            Barney hunched over Helen’s back and directed his hard throbbing penis toward the tan pucker of her asshole. Placing his livid cock head against the tight wrinkled button, he pushed hard, levering open Helen’s tightly constricted sphincter.
            With a forceful lunge, Barney slammed his hips forward, plowing his stiff hot cock into the depths of Helen’s lubricated rectum.
            “Yaaagh!” Helen screeched as Barney’s steely cock seared a path into her bowels. She shoved her hips downward, driving Andy’s massive fuck-rod into her pussy to the root. She felt deliciously full of hot hard throbbing cock!
            Barney began to fuck back and forth, plunging his hard penis in and out of Helen’s greased asshole. The wiry deputy drew back on each outstroke until just the flared head of his dick was inside Helen’s asshole, then plowed forward, brutally burying the entire shaft into the recesses of her colon.
            “Oh, God!” Helen cried out, “Fuck me! Both of you! Fuck my ass and cunt!”
            Thelma Lou watched intently, plunging her fingers ferociously into her seething wet cunt as she watched the two men hammer at Helen’s scorching fuck holes. Andy’s gigantic cock thrust into the brunette from below while Barney’s monstrous member plowed her asshole from behind.
            “I’m fixin’ to cum, Barney!” Andy grunted from beneath Helen’s luscious body.
            “Me too, Anj!” Barney replied thru gritted teeth, “Let’s fill these holes up!”
            Andy’s cock erupted, his overladen balls emptying their scalding contents into Helen’s pussy from below. Hot pearly semen oozed from her cunt hole and slithered down his shaft, squelching and splattering as the horny schoolteacher bounced up and down on the sheriff’s spewing penis.
            Barney’s orgasm followed in quick succession, his frantically pounding dick shooting blistering jets of glutinous goo inside Helen’s rectum. The hot creamy goo backed up from her asshole and dribbled thickly down her inner thighs.
            The sudden influx of blistering semen inside her ass and cunt sent Helen’s overtaxed pussy into orgasm. She tensed, gripping the two cocks tightly in both of her convulsing fuck-holes. Her body shuddered violently as another climax shot thru her body leaving her limp as a ragdoll.
            Andy and Barney continued to pound Helen’s fatigued form until the violent spurts of their ejaculating cocks ebbed to a dribble. Finally, the boys withdrew their spent smoldering pricks from Helen’s gaping holes. Andy rolled from underneath Helen’s exhausted body and rose from the floor. He and Barney stepped back to admire their handiwork.
            Viscous cascades of pearlescent semen spilled from Helen’s lax steaming holes and drooled down her silky thighs. Thelma Lou gazed lasciviously at Helen’s oozing cunt and dashed over on her hands and knees, fastening her mouth to Helen’s gushing cunt and ass. She lapped and sucked at the sloppy orifices, slurping up the salty cock cream that seeped from within.
            Helen lay on her back, thoroughly drained from the savage double-penetration. “What a fuck!” she exclaimed. “You guys are going to have to give me a couple of minutes to recuperate!” She said with a quavering voice. Helen sat up and reached into the nearby cooler, opening another bottle of orange soda with Andy’s bottle opener and taking a quick refreshing swig.
            “I think I can take up your slack until you rest up!” Thelma Lou grinned. “How about fucking me up the ass, Andy?” she said, looking over at Barney,” That is, if Barney doesn’t mind.”
            “Not at all!” Barney smiled, “I think I’ll sit over here with Helen and have a soda while we watch Andy tap that tight ass!”
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