The Very Secert Dairy of Bart

The Very Secret Diary of Roman Brady


Day One: I'm joining the ISA, it's so cool. I get to run around the world an act all ninja in your face like. Go Me!


Day Seven: Found out only got job because some guy named Bart didn't take job. Feel used an abused.....wish I could kill Shane. He's a big jerk is all hung up on Bart.


Day 25: Wondering why I stay with ISA. All Shane is all Bart this an Bart that. Wish Shane would shut his mouth. Never even meet this Bart guy, an I wanted to kill him.


Day 400: I hate BART!!!!!! He's all Shane talks about, took transfer in hopes I never hear name Bart again. Go Me!


Day 402: Found out guy named Bart works for this guy I'm after named DiMera. Have given heavy thoughts to listening to the voices who say I should kill.


Day 444: Stuck in DiMeras compound/mansion/jail like home. On the plus side no one here is named Bart. An the food is ok, only downer is this damn voice every night telling me I'm some guy named Wayne.


Day 500: Ran out on hotel DiMera, it was cool for awhile. But those guys got issues, an the room service sucked an they always got my orders wrong. Heading home to my wife an twin children.


Day 546: Found out wife is married to fact man now. She says she thought it was me, but let's face it the guy is way more buff than me. Must face sad fact, wife is now into fact man an so not into me.


Day 548: Swore I heard someone say name Bart. Damn near went crazy an killed someone. Then realized that it was just the voices playing games.


Day 552: Ran into lovely guy today, he was so cool. We chatted for awhile an had total blast! Wish I had been able to get his name an number.


Day 555: Turns out DiMera is alive an going after my ex-wife. Almost told him, that she in no way is into him an had eyes only for fact man. But thought it would be fun to watch him freak out once he finds out.


Day 700: Found out my other ex-wife Anna is in town again. She is also so not into me anymore like my other ex-wife. On plus side Anna at least treats me with some respect.


Day 710: On run from fake gambling an a shorted murder charges. Voices says that Anna is too blame......I'm personally blaming Shane. Shane's been out to get me since I told him dodger blue is not his color.


Day 800: Wish Anna was still around. Anna was my favorite ex-wife. Gave me good daughter Carrie who is wonderful an all a parent could wish for. Think Sami is not mine, no way in hell I could make kid like her. Sami is got to be fact man's kid.


Day 880: I'm getting sick of Sami bitching about me belonging with ex-wife Marlena. I want Anna back.....but Anna is only into Count Tony.


Day 900: Found neat woman who is into me! Maybe now I can be happy with Kate. On down side Sami bitching more about everything. Sami is not my child, I'm thinking of telling her this. But fear that she'd only hyperventilate at me.
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