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That One Time	By : IDontKnowWhatImDoing Category: S through Z > Sherlock (BBC) > Sherlock (BBC) Views: 3087 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 1
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It's all in text messages. Hope it's not too annoying to read. It's long and gets silly but I couldn't stop imagining Sherlock getting a little silly if he drinks. And the typos are on purpose, even the German typos. Translations are in the brackets.

That one time Sherlock drunk texted John.

John I'm Bored!
-But you just got there
Yes I'm aware of that thank you
-Work on the case
Already solved, hence my being Bored
-how? you only got off the plane two hours ago
FBI met me at airport, read the case file in the car
-but you read it before you left
They had withheld important details
-that probably didn't go over well did it
No not really
-what did you do ?
Might have called them morons
-might?
And might had told them to sod off for wasting my time.
-you'll never get another case from them will you?
This is why I needed you to be here
-I can see that. Where are you now?
The hotel. I booked an earlier flight to come home. Ill be back tomorrow
-ok I'm going to lay down again
Not feeling any better?
-not really
You should go see a doctor
-cute
.. ..
John it's so boring here
-go watch some telly
Fine. Go back to sleep
.. ..
American tv is strange
-is it?
Yes more strange than the nonsense you watch
-its not nonsense
If you say so
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I cant watch this without you
-why
It's no fun when you're not telling me to shut up
-shut up and let me sleep
much better
.. ..
Are you still trying to sleep?
-no, thats not going to be possible is it?
what you are doing?
-reading and feeling like shit, instead of sleeping. you?
Sampling everything in the little frig
-the mini bar?
Yes that
-you know you have to pay for whatever you open
Oh
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the hotel has a jacuzzi
-then go use it
want me to send you pictures of me all wet in just my pants?
-Did you drink the alcohol in the minibar?
if i'm paying for it might as well do more than sample
-How much did you drink?
want me to send those pictures or not?
-yes
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john have you ever done karaoke?
-where are you?
the hotel has a pub
-I thought you were going to the jacuzzi
apparently pants is not the proper attire for a hot tub
-so you went to the pub?
yes i just said that didnt i
-are you drinking?
no
-are you lying?
maybe.
only one pint
-you hate beer
yes i certainly do
but im trying to be not bored like you suggested
so i dont bother you and you can sleep
-i didn't suggest drinking and please tell me your not singing.
no but i think i know what to get u for your birthday
.. ..
ive been told its a bar not a pub
-are you still drinking?
i stopped drinking the beer
-that doesnt answer my question
i thought you were trying to sleep
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long island ice tea doesnt taste like tea
-stop drinking and go to your room
its boring in my room
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im getting flirted on john
-thats great sherlock
the ladies love my accent . thats what they keep saying
-really? are you sure it not your witty charm
are you jealous?
-how many iced teas have you had?
only 1, kathy told me to try a amareddo thing.
-who is kathy?
ameretto sour
amaretto. they taste like candy. better than the tea
-how many of those have you had?
more than 1
-who is kathy?
my new lady friend. u are jeolous.
-no im not
.. ..
ive showed everyone pictures of you
-why?
so you wont be jealous. there calling you my boytoy
-How much have you had to drink
have to go, my turn to sing
.. ..
john ive discovered something
-what?
drinkng makes me horny
-everything makes you horny
hornier, ur lucky im not into women their all over me
-Please go to your room
.. ..
pam is teaching me german
-who is pam?
pam kathys friend she knows germain
-you already know German
ich wil dich guess what that means [I want you]
-i know what that means
you speak german?
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john are you there?
-yes
the hot tub is very hot
-you need to go back to your room
i'm gonna send you those picutes now
-just go to bed
there i sent one, guess what that is
-oh my god
guess
-put your pants back on!
-Now!
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your lovely john
are you mad john
john?
your cute when ur mad
Du bis sehr sexy [You're so sexy]
john! i want u
-please go to bed
ur mad arent you
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kathy said i can stay up as late as i want
im a grown man
-Go to bed
she sayd that your being a bad boyfriend and ur not the boss of me
-sherlock your drunk!
she says your being a ass
-I dont care what kathy says
dont be a ass
-Go to Bed!
not the boss of me!
-Sherlock please
ass
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john?
are you mad? im in bed npw
sorry i called u a ass
jon? its not my fault
First off, im drunk.
2 u arent a bad boyfriend
drei thats 3 in german
4 to hell with katy for saying your a bad boyfriend
jon?
-yes
ur a wondrful boy friend
john
-yes
i miss u
-i miss you too
are you mad/
-no. now go to sleep
ok thanks for being not mad
-goodnight sherlock
jon?
-yes
ich lieb dish thats german for i love u jon
-I love you too Sherlock. Now sleep
ok
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John I think I'm hung over
-I'm not surprised. Have you looked through your sent texts yet?
No. Why?
-Enjoy your flight
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Are you feeling any better?
-A little
It's unpleasant to fly with a hangover by the way.
-I'll have aspirin waiting for you when you get home
Also have some amaretto waiting. I've thought of a new experiment
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