Under A Spell

“How would you girls like to play a game?” asks Gary.

 

“Sure, why not,” says Chrissy.  “I just love games,” says Janet.

 

“OK,” says Gary, “this is going to be a quiz game.  It’s Janet against Chrissy.  I will ask the questions, keep score and be the judge.  The winner will get a dinner, at a nice restaurant, with me.  You want to play?”

 

Janet speaks up first, “A dinner with you?  That sounds terrific.”

 

Chrissy counters her with, “I’m going to beat the socks off you, Janet.”

 

“All right then, here are the rules,” explains Gary.  “I will ask each of you the same question.  I will score you based on your answer.  You must answer all the questions and you must answer honestly.  I am the judge and you are required to following all my instructions, to the letter.  Do you both understand?”

 

Janet and Chrissy nods their heads ‘yes’.

 

“Janet, you will go first.  I’ll need a paper and pen to keep score.”  Janet gets both items and hands them to Gary.

 

“First question…..Janet, are you a virgin?”

 

Janet’s eyes widen in disbelief and then she responds, “I think that is a rather personal question.”

 

Gary corrects her, “The rules are that you must answer every question and answer honestly.  If you’re going to play the game then you must follow the rules.  Now answer the question.”

 

Janet makes a sour face and answers, “No”.  Gary marks on his paper.

 

“Chrissy, are you a virgin?”  She answers without complaining, “No.”

 

Gary marks his paper again.  “OK, it’s a tie score so far.”

 

“Second question…..Janet, how many times have you had sex with a man?”

 

Janet still looks a little perturbed but answers, “Six times.”

 

Chrissy looks astonished, “Janet!!  Six times, really?”

 

Janet fires back, “If I had your body Chrissy, I wouldn’t have to put out so often to get more dates.”

 

Gary interrupts their bickering, “No arguing, back to the game.”

 

“Chrissy, how many times have you had sex with a man?”

 

Chrissy wrinkles her forehead, thinking, and says, “Twice, I think.  The first time I’m not sure but the second time I am sure.”

 

Gary laughs, “How can you not be sure?”

 

Chrissy responds, “Well the first time a guy used his fingers.  The second time he used his, you know, thingy.”

 

Gary laughs again, “Fingers don’t count.  The score for this round is Janet 6 and Chrissy 1.”

 

Janet perks up from her disapproving attitude and lets out a self-indulgent cheer.  Chrissy has a pouting frown on her face.

 

“Next question…..Janet, how many times have you given guys a blowjob?”

 

Janet raises her eyebrows but answers, “Two times.”

 

Gary moves on, “Chrissy, how many times have you ever given guys a blowjob?”

 

Chrissy frowns even more now.

 

“None, but I’ve given a bunch of handjobs before.  I like doing that.  I like to see if I can make the guy shoot and hit the roof of his car.  A guy tried to push my head down one time but I wouldn’t let him.”

 

Gary shakes his head, “Handjobs don’t count.  The score for this question is Janet 2 and Chrissy none.”

 

Janet is now elated, clapping for herself; and Chrissy is sulking like a child.

 

“Fourth question…..Janet, have you ever had anal sex?”

 

Janet snaps back immediately, “Oh God, how gross.  I would never do that.”

 

Gary then asks, “Chrissy, have you ever had anal sex?”

 

Chrissy looks confused, “Gosh no, I didn’t even know people did that.”

 

“No score for this round, ladies,” Gary tells them.