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Disclaimer: I dont own the Big Bang Theory but I do own Dr. Leo Fordyce. Sheldon/Leo pairing

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Chapter 43
‘ What am I going to do?! I’m in the middle of nowhere and my signal’s being blocked by Wheeler! Why is this happening to me?! I got to do something to get myself out of this situation or I’m going to die!’, Leo thought in fear as she still sat at the wheel of her car held hostage.
“ How convenient huh?! Me and the stupid bi**h who pissed me off several years ago, in a stupid car, in a stupid remote area forest outside Pasadena with no wireless communication what so ever!”, Wheeler angrily said as he kept pointing his gun at her head with one hand while fidgetting with the blocker device with his other hand.
“ Did you seriously need to handcuff me to this Wheeler?!”, Leo screamed as she jerked her handcuffed wrist.
“ Hmm let me think about it, yes! Because you and that stupid boy toy of yours were the ones who destroyed my tower in the first place which again you had no right to do! And who gets in trouble for it?! ME! Not you and Dr. Cooper, ME! So you know what I’m deciding between two options here: one to shoot you and leave you for dead out here or two, to turn you and Dr. Cooper into the federal government and have you two sent to federal prison for the rest of your lives!”, Wheeler angrily shouted.
“ Are you nuts?! That’s not going to happen! You are really scaring me and I need to get home now!”, Leo screamed.
“ I told you that you’re not going anywhere Dr. Fordyce!”, Wheeler angrily shouted.
“ It’s Dr. Fordyce-Cooper! I’m married now you Verizon tower idiot!”, Leo shouted as she jerked her face up in his.
“ What?! Dr. Cooper is your husband now?!”, Wheeler angrily shouted.
“ Yes and we have a 14 year old daughter with Autism now too! So you better watch what you say about that federal prison stuff buddy because you are not separating us from our daughter! In fact, there’s NO WAY IN HELL you’re doing that! You can bitch at me and my husband Sheldon all you want but leave our daughter out of it!”, Leo shouted in anger.
“ Yeah well I don’t care! Your stupid daughter’s a part of it anyway if she came from you two! In fact, she can just go with the two of you for all I care!”, Wheeler angrily shouted.
“ My daughter is not stupid and you are not sending the three of us to federal prison especially our daughter! She’s just an innocent teenage girl that has some trouble processing certain things in a normal way sometimes and has to still wear diapers because her bladder and bowels are forever stuck in infancy stage! You threaten my daughter any farther than you already are and I’m going to kill you! I’ll turn that gun on you and string you up on these trees so that the bears can get you! No one says stuff like that about my daughter and gets away with it!”, Leo shouted.
“ I’ll say whatever the hell I want and I told you that you were going to pay for this! This is what you and your stupid husband get for destroying telecommunications company property and burying it somewhere that you won’t tell me where it’s located! This is what your daughter gets too simply because you and Dr. Cooper are her parents!”, Wheeler angrily shouted.
“ Ok that doesn’t make any sense Wheeler! Our daughter Cayela has nothing to do with this! This is all between me, my husband and you! This was all way before she was born and when Sheldon was just my boyfriend at the time! You need to get into some serious touch with reality here!”, Leo shouted.
“ You need to shut up or I’m going to kill you Dr. Fordyce-Cooper!”, Wheeler angrily shouted.
“ You’re insane Wheeler! Leave me alone!”, Leo shouted as she broke free from the handcuffs, ripped the blocker device out of his hand chucking it out through the passenger side window which smashed it out and landed a hard punch in his face which caused her phone to fall on the floor before she bolted from her car and took off running as fast as she could.
“ Oh no you don’t! Get back here you stupid bi**h!”, Wheeler angrily shouted as he got out of the car and started to chase her. His gun was still in his hand and he was pissed off.
“ Get away from me you psycho maniac!”, Leo screamed as she continued to run.
“ Excuse me but what was that Dr. Fordyce-Cooper?!”, Wheeler shouted as he continued to run after her.
“ You heard me Wheeler, I said you’re a psycho maniac! Now leave me alone and get away from me!”, Leo screamed.
“ No! I’m getting my revenge one way or another for this! You’re not getting away from me you stupid criminal mastermind jezebel! And that goes for your stupid partner in crime too when I get my hands on him!”, Wheeler shouted.
“ You’re not going to touch me or my husband Sheldon or our daughter Cayela or any of our friends and family members! In fact, you’re not going to touch anyone! You are crazy and I really think that this radio frequency stuff has gotten so much into your head that it has altered the normal function of your brain cells! You should really get out of that telecommunications engineering crap before it completely turns you into a crazy mindless zombie and you end up looking like a Freaky Friday walker from The Walking Dead!”, Leo screamed.
“ I’M GONNA KILL YOU FOR SAYING THAT!”, Wheeler shouted as he started to run faster roaring at the top of his voice like an angry lion.
‘ Oh sweet Jesus what am I going to do?! I don’t know where the hell I even am on this god forsaken planet and in any minute this guy’s going to kill me! I need to think of something to do here quick but what?!’, Leo fearfully thought as she picked up her running pace like a female version of The Flash. As she was running she looked down at her wedding ring and got an idea. She slipped the ring off her finger and looked over her shoulder for a brief moment before she threw it on the ground, then she took her locket off her neck and threw it down, kicked her high heeled sandals off and left them lying on the ground, pulled her hair scrunchie out of her hair and threw it down and then the last thing she threw on the ground was her Autism puzzle piece hair pin before continuosly running like a bat out of hell screaming her head off like a woman in a horror movie as Wheeler sprinted right past the trail of Leo’s personal belongings that she left on the ground. It was at this point that Wheeler started firing bullets from his gun, shouting and cursing at her causing her to let out more terror screams as she was dodging the bullets and running for her life.
‘ Jesus Christ Our Savior please don’t let me die!’, Leo fearfully thought with tears coming down her face as sudden images of her life began to flash right before her eyes in her mind. They were significant moments and memories she had ranging from her childhood to her adult years. From getting into stupid fights with her siblings once in a while when they were kids to her getting married to Sheldon and bringing Cayela home from the hospital for the first time it was all there in her long term memory and she couldn’t imagine how much of a devestating impact it would have and would be if she were to die in the middle of nowhere at the hands of some crazy, radio frequency obsessed lunatic who apparently didn’t care about anything else except wanting to get his revenge against her for what her and Sheldon did to his cell tower during the years that they had been in courtship with each other. Just when she thought that her life was over she suddenly heard voices in the distance screaming and shouting her name and the sound of a familiar dog barking and growling aggressively. It was the answer to her prayers that she had been waiting for since this whole fiasco started with Wheeler kidnapping her in her car off the highway and forcing her at gunpoint to drive to this scary no mansland. The chase suddenly came to an end when Gidget suddenly came running around the corner of a bush at Wheeler barking and growling at him fiercely as she clamped her jaw down hard on his arm refusing to let go as she started tearing at his flesh knocking him to the ground.
“ LEO!”, Sheldon, Leonard, Howard, Raj, Penny, Amy, Bernadette, Stuart, Dakota and the rest of the gang screamed when they came running up behind Gidget almost stumbling over twigs and rocks that were littering the trail.
“ Let go of my arm you stupid mutt! Get off of me!”, Wheeler shouted as he started hitting Gidget on the nose with the butt of his gun which did absolutely nothing except make her growl even more and bite down harder and harder.
“ Gidget Gidget heel! Come here!”, Danny shouted when he came running up behind the others with the Fordyces in tow as well as Cayela and Florence. In an instant Gidget finally let go of Wheeler’s arm and sprinted back to Danny barking and wagging her tail with pride.
“ Good girl! You got him!”, Danny exclaimed as he rewarded her with pets and scratches behind her ears and her back. Wheeler tore off a piece of his shirt and tied it around his bleeding arm before he suddenly sprang up from the ground and grabbed Leo holding the gun to her head. Leo and everyone else screamed as his grip tightened around her.
“ MOM!”, Cayela screamed.
“ Hey hey hey drop the gun Wheeler! Now!”, Danny shouted as he withdrew his weapon from his gun holster and pointed it at Wheeler. Mrs. Fordyce did the same thing. They slowly started inching their way toward him which made him tighten his grip even more around Leo as he held his gun to her head with his finger on the trigger.
“ Shut up! Don’t come anywhere near me or I’m gonna put a bullet right through this bitch’s head!”, Wheeler shouted.
“ You shoot my wife and you’re a dead man! Y’all messin’ with the wrong bull and if y’all don’t get yer hands off my woman I reckon there’s gonna be some rootin’, tootin’, shootin’ hell to pay buster! What do y’all say to that?!”, Sheldon shouted with a Texas twang in anger as he withdrew his firearm too out of his dark blue windbreaker jacket pocket pointing it at Wheeler and inching his way toward him too.
“ Shut your d*mn mouth Dr. Cooper or I’m gonna shoot you too in front of every single one of these idiots here! And I’ll shoot your daughter too!”, Wheeler shouted with his gun still pointed at Leo’s head and made a quick glance over at Cayela before he looked back at Sheldon.
“ Y’all not gonna touch my daughter either ya squirrely nutjob! Y’all come anywhere near her and yer a dead man for that too! So what’s it gonna be ya low down punk?! Are y’all gonna let go of my wife Leo or do I have to shoot you in yer damn eye?!”, Sheldon shouted in anger with the same Texas twang in his voice. His gun was still pointed at Wheeler as he kept getting closer and closer to him.
“ Sheldon Lee Cooper just shoot him period! He’s crazy!”, Leo screamed in terror at her husband as tears were still coming down her face.
“ Yeah just shoot him Dad! He’s gonna hurt Mom!”, Cayela screamed at her father as she stood a few feet away watching the terrifying scene unfold right in front of her eyes.
“ Shut your mouth you little brat before I kill you!”, Wheeler shouted at her.
“ Don’t you shout at her like that!”, Leo screamed in Wheeler’s face.
“ Shut up you stupid bi**h!”, Wheeler shouted as he cocked his gun ready to fire it at Leo’s head.
“ That tears it yer dead Wheeler!”, Sheldon shouted in his Texas twang in anger as he ran towards Wheeler and shoved Leo out of the way causing her and everyone else to scream as Wheeler fired his gun at Leo but he missed.
“ Yeehaw ya bitchin’ bastard! Now yer dealin’ with a Texan man for shootin’ at my wife!”, Sheldon shouted in anger in the same Southern accent as he chased after Wheeler shooting at him.
“ Go to hell Dr. Cooper and leave me alone!”, Wheeler shouted as he was shooting back at Sheldon. The two men then disappeared through the trees with the gun shots still going off and them shouting things at each other before it finally came to a dead silence. Sheldon then came running back with his firearm now concealed in his pocket with some blow back blood spatter on the front of his windbreaker jacket.
“ Leo are you alright?!”, Sheldon shrieked as he ran back to his wife and knelt on the ground beside her.
“ Yeah I’m fine Sheldon! He missed thanks to you shoving me out of the way! I was so scared, I thought he was going to kill me!”, Leo cried.
“ I know calm down. Shhhh, it’s ok. It’s over and you’re safe.”, Sheldon said in a softened voice as he gently helped his wife stand up and held her against his body. She cried into his chest as he started to gently rub her back.
“ Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, pur pur pur.”, Sheldon softly sang as he gently rocked his body from side to side while he was still holding his wife in his arms even though she wasn’t sick. He just wanted to comfort her especially after what she had just went through.
“ You are the most wonderful man I’ve ever married Sheldon. I love you.”, Leo cried as she looked up at him and kissed him.
“ I love you too Leo.”, Sheldon softly said as he kissed her back.
“ Mom!”, Cayela exclaimed as she ran toward her parents and threw herself into her mother. Leo and Sheldon both embraced her as they went back to kissing each other.
“ Woah baby, I don’t know what just happened but that was insane!”, Florence interjected when she walked up.
“ Yeah you think bestie?! That nuthole almost murdered my mother!”, Cayela interjected.
“ Sis are you ok?!”, Kennedy shrieked as her and Amanda ran over to them.
“ Yeah, I’m fine Kennedy. Thanks to my husband.”, Leo cried. Kennedy threw her arms around her sister as well as Amanda.
“ We were all so worried about you Leo! Dad was about ready to get his shot gun after Leonard had called all of us in a panic saying that you got kidnapped!”, Amanda shrieked.
“ Well we can discuss this later. Let’s just all go home now.”, Sheldon said. Everyone all agreed to that so they first started walking back in the direction they came from, picking up Leo’s personal belongings that she had left on the ground and grabbed her phone and purse out of her car before they all split up into separate vehicles. Leo’s car was taken to the police station while everyone was following each other home. Leo and Sheldon were sitting in the back seat of Howard and Bernadette’s car while their daughter and her best friend were with Leonard and Dakota in Leonard’s car and the others were scattered in other cars. As Leo was resting her head against Sheldon’s shoulder he gently took her hand and slipped her wedding ring back on her finger. Tears were still coming down her face because she was still in complete shock of what just happened to her. It was a situation that she had never expected to happen that took her completely by surprise.
“ Shhhh, there there. You’re ok, Sheldon’s here.”, Sheldon softly said as he gently stroke his wife’s hand while she was basically just wimpering now.
“ Leo are you ok?”, Howard asked as he was driving.
“ Yes I’m fine Howard, thank you for asking! It’s just that I can’t believe Wheeler did this to me! And you won’t even believe what he said to me, he was threatening to either kill me or get you and I sent to federal prison with our daughter!”, Leo softly cried as she looked up at Sheldon with tears still sliding down her face.
“ Seriously, he actually said that to you Leo?! That son of a bitch!”, Bernadette exclaimed with a gasp.
“ I completely agree with you! That is completely uncalled for! Why would he say something like that?!”, Sheldon exclaimed in concern as he looked at his wife.
“ Because he’s insane, that’s what he is!”, Leo softly cried.
“ Yes well it’s all over now and we’re going home.”, Sheldon softly said as he kissed her head. The rest of the drive home was filled with silence and the only thing that was heard was Leo’s soft continuous cries. When they got back to the apartment Sheldon set his wife down on her feet and told her to wait by the door for a moment.
“ Why?! What are you doing honey?!”, Leo softly cried as she was trying to keep herself from falling over.
“ I’m just going to grab something real quick, calm down. Leonard, Howard, could you two hold onto her for a second so that she doesn’t fall down?”, Sheldon said.
“ Sure Sheldon.”, Leonard and Howard said simultaneously as they walked over to Leo. Leonard got on one side of her while Howard got on the other side and the two men gently grabbed her arms to keep her standing on her feet as she continued to let out more soft cries and her legs were shaking slightly. Sheldon sprinted down the hallway after he saw that his friends had a good gentle grip on his wife.
“ For god sakes Leo you’re shaking!”, Leonard said in concern as he looked at his very traumatized friend.
“ Yeah thanks for pointing out the obvious Leonard.”, Leo softly cried as her body continued to shutter and shake slightly.
“ Oh you poor thing!”, Penny said in concern.
“ Josh Ackworth Wheeler went too far this time.”, Melissa said in concern.
“ Oh yeah, way too far.”, Morgan said in concern as she nodded her head.
“ I agree. Ay dios mio!”, Kendan said in concern.
“ You know, with what that guy did to our friend clearly classifies him as a Star Wars Rebel.”, Raj said in concern.
“ Yeah I completely agree with that Raj. He totally is from The Dark Side.”, Howard said in concern.
“ What the hell is holding up Dr. Whack-a-doodle?!”, Penny hissed.
“ We don’t know Penny.”, Yesenia said.
“ Sheldon!”, Howard hissed.
“ Buddy!”, Leonard interjected.
“ Would you calm down, I’m coming!”, Sheldon interjected as he suddenly came back out into the living room carrying his medical bag that he rarely ever used except for special situations and a pair of latex gloves. He then walked over to his spot on the couch and sat down placing the bag and gloves on the coffee table in front of him.
“ Ok now bring Leo over here.”, Sheldon said. Leonard and Howard acknowledged this and slowly walked Leo over to him and helped her sit down on his lap.
“ You got her Sheldon?”, Leonard asked.
“ Yes, thank you.”, Sheldon said as he then reached into the bag and pulled out his stethescope with one hand with his other hand gently resting against Leo’s back as she sat across his lap still shuttering, shaking and softly crying. She looked like a small shaken up puppy that looked like it had been pinned in a corner and scared to death by someone or something bigger than it.
“ What are you…?”, Leo softly cried as she looked at her husband and saw him place the stehescope around his neck and stuck the ear pieces in his ears.
“ Shhhh, stop talking for a second and just breathe.”, Sheldon softly said as he gently placed the metal circle piece against his wife’s chest to listen to her heartbeat. Their friends and Leo’s family had now gathered around the couch with looks of concern and worry on their faces as they stared at her. Leo continued to softly cry and tried to concentrate on her breathing as Sheldon was gently moving the metal circular piece of his stethescope around her chest and slowly stroking her back with his thumb. After a few minutes Sheldon then put it away and said, “ Your heartbeat sounds a little fast but it’s nothing too concerning at moment which is a good thing.”
“ That’s because I’ve been running for my life. I’ve never ran that fast since Dr. Stormbender’s been gone.”, Leo softly cried.
“ Mom are you ok?”, Cayela asked in concern.
“ Yes Cayela I’m fine, I just need some time to process what had happened to me.”, Leo softly cried as she continued shuttering her body.
“ Well you know what I think it’s time to give you a nice shot of Codeen so you can go take a nice, comfortable mid-afternoon nap in bed.”, Sheldon said as he slipped on the gloves and pulled out a syringe and needle with the Codeen drug in it and a rubber tie off out of his pocket.
“ I don’t want to go sleep. What if I never wake up?”, Leo softly cried as she stared at her husband.
“ You will wake up I promise. You know I wouldn’t let anything hurt you, right?”, Sheldon said as he looked at his wife with a concerned look on his face.
“ Yes but I’m scared and I don’t want to make things worse.”, Leo softly cried.
“ Leo you’re shaking and can barely stand up! You need to go lay down!”, Amy said in concern as she stared at her friend.
“ Amy that’s not helping right now.”, Leo softly cried as she continued shaking.
“ Ok that’s enough Leo please stop talking now, it’s nap time.”, Sheldon said as he tied the rubber tie off on her arm, rubbed a sterile wet wipe over her bulged out vein, pulled the cap of the needle off with his teeth and said, “ Ok just a slight pinch.” as he slowly inserted the needle into his wife’s arm causing her to squint her eyes shut from the slight pain and she was still letting out soft cries. Sheldon slowly plunged the Codeen into Leo’s vein and within a few minutes of injecting it Leo’s crying slowly started to subside. She began to feel sleepy as Sheldon then pulled the needle out, covered the injection site with a bandaid and removed the rubber tie from her arm. He then set it aside, stripped the gloves off his hands and set them aside as well.
“ There you go that’s it my love, just go right to sleep. Go to a happy place and think happy thoughts.”, Sheldon softly said with a smile as Leo slowly slumped into his chest and fell asleep. Gidget let out a bark which startled everyone for a second but surprisingly it didn’t wake up Leo who was just now peacefully sleeping with her head against her husband’s chest.
“ Gidget hush up.”, Sheldon said as he picked up his wife into his arms after standing up and carried her to their bedroom bridal style. He then tucked her into their bed and whispered, “ Sweet dreams my sweet beautiful vixen, I love you.” as he bent over and kissed her head before he left the room shutting the door behind him.
“ Alright I’d say that was successful. She’s now napping like a baby.”, Sheldon said with a smile as he walked back out into the living room and sat back down in his spot.
“ Good.”, the others said simultaneously.
“ You know Sheldon my wife and I really appreciate everything you do for Leo. You are so good to her and treat her with so much kindness, care and love and we seriously can not thank you enough for that. Although Sgt. Brackman would have been a good husband for her too if they had gotten married I would honestly have to say that I think you just beat him despite your eccentric and very intelligent behavior. You are clearly the right man for her and I’m so happy you’re a part of our family.”, Mr. Fordyce said with a smile as he stood next to his wife squeezing her hand as she nodded her head with a smile on her face too.
“ Really? Thank you, Dad Fordyce. I’m happy to be a part of it too.”, Sheldon said as he continued smiling. He didn’t say Bazinga like he usually did after saying things like this which meant that he really meant what he said.
“ I also got something to say here too that probably is maybe a little off topic, but, that was so epic the way you shouted in a Texas twang at Wheeler like that and chased after him shooting him like a western cowboy! That was seriously the greatest thing I’ve ever seen in my life man!”, Junior exclaimed.
“ Thank you Junior. I don’t usually do things like that but in this situation the guy was really pissing me off so I had to do something to save your little sister from him.”, Sheldon said.
“ And that’s one of the reasons you’re the best brother-in law we’ve ever had.”, Amanda said with a smile.
“ Your husband’s a great brother-in law to us too Amanda.”, Kennedy said as she gestured to herself, Stephen, Garrett and Junior.
“ I know that but you get my point Kennedy.”, Amanda said.
“ What do you say that we have a good ol’ brotherly knuckle touch?”, Garrett asked his two brothers and two brother-in laws.
“ I’m down for that.”, Stephen said.
“ Me too.”, Junior said.
“ Me three.”, Donny said.
“ Sheldon?”, Garrett asked.
“ Oh sure what the hell Garrett.”, Sheldon said as he leaned forward and the 5 men bumped knuckles with each other. Gidget then suddenly jumped up onto the couch laying her front paws across Sheldon’s lap, looking at him with her long pink tongue hanging out of her mouth and panting heavily as she was wagging her tail.
“ Um excuse me Gidget but I believe that I didn’t invite you up here. Whatcha looking at?”, Sheldon said with a smile as he looked at the German Shepherd that was laying next to him. Gidget let out another bark this time in Sheldon’s face which startled him a little bit but nothing too bad.
“ Shhhh, no barking or you’re going to wake up my wife and get us in trouble with our neighbors.”, Sheldon said with a slight laugh as Gidget continued to stare at him with her tongue hanging out of her mouth and her tail was still wagging.
“ I think she just wants attention from you Sheldon. She does that to us all the time whenever she wants attention.”, Stephen chuckled as he shook his head. Gidget started whining as she gently slapped one of her paws on Sheldon’s knee while she was still looking at him the same way.
“ Yeah she really wants your attention Sheldon. Just pet her, she’s not going to hurt you.”, Garrett said.
“ I’m not so sure about this.”, Sheldon said as he sat there unsure of what to do. He was still a little afraid of Gidget even though he has known her for quite a while.
“ Oh come on Sheldon, she’s the sweetest dog in the world! Except for when someone’s hurting us that’s when she can get pretty mean but other than that she’s very sweet. Just pet her.”, Kennedy said. Gidget continued whining, begging for attention from Sheldon.
“ Are you sure about this Kennedy?”, Sheldon said still a little hesitant to touch Gidget even though he has awkwardly touched her before.
“ Sheldon I’m your sister-in law! Would I ever lie to you?!”, Kennedy interjected at her brother-in law as she stared at him.
“ No, I suppose not.”, Sheldon said.
“ Exactly. I wouldn’t be telling you this if it weren’t true.”, Kennedy said.
“ Well, I suppose you’re right.”, Sheldon said. He sucked in a breath of air and slowly reached his hand out to touch Gidget’s head. As he was gently rubbing the top of her head and behind her ears Gidget got a little more excited and moved closer to him to where she started licking his face.
“ See?! She likes you! She wouldn’t be doing that if she didn’t!”, Kennedy laughed.
“ Ok I get your point Kennedy! She is very sweet! Ack, Gidget not my eye!”, Sheldon laughed as Gidget was still attacking him with kisses on his face and even got one of his eyes with her tongue too.
“ Gidget’s funny!”, Cayela laughed.
“ Yeah she is Cayela!”, Florence laughed.
“ Ok ok that’s enough Gidget Fordyce! Get down get down get down!”, Sheldon laughed as he gently pushed the dog off of him and down onto the floor after a few minutes of her attacking him with kisses on his face.
“ You want go find a quiet activity to do now Florence?”, Cayela asked as she started to calm down.
“ Sure Cayela why not.”, Florence said as they stood up from where they were sitting.
“ Now hold on wait a minute, you can…”, Sheldon started to say as he stood up.
“ Thank you.”, Cayela said.
“ After I change your diaper first.”, Sheldon said as he crossed his arms and narrowed his eyes at her.
“ Aww come on Dad!”, Cayela protested.
“ I don’t want to hear any of that! Now stop complaining or you’re going to wake up your mother!”, Sheldon scolded as he walked over to Cayela, picked her up and started carrying her to her room.
“ Ghotvam’e’ Qlp.”, Cayela mumbled under breath in Klingon causing her father to stop walking for a second.
“ Excuse me Cayela Rachelle Fordyce-Cooper but what did you just say to me in Klingon?”, Sheldon asked as he narrowed his eyes at his daughter.
“ I said this is stupid.”, Cayela said.
“ That’s what I thought you said, please do not say that again. That’s very inappropriate Klingon language and we don’t use words like that. You say that again and I won’t allow you to speak that language again until you’re a grown woman someday. Do you understand me?”, Sheldon said as he opened Cayela’s bedroom door and carried her into the room.
“ Hlja.”, Cayela said in Klingon as she nodded her head.
“ Thank you that’s much better.”, Sheldon said. As he grabbed everything out of the closet, set it down on the bed and laid Cayela down on her back on the bed Oreo suddenly woke up from her catnap and got up from her catbed that was next to Cayela’s pillow. As she walked right up to Cayela’s face meowing and purring in curiosity Sheldon said, “ No Oreo you stay over there. You don’t need to get in the way.” as he gently shooed her back with a gloved hand.
“ Oh hi Oreo.”, Cayela cooed as she started giving Oreo kisses on the nose.
“ Hey please stop moving for a second. I don’t need you making this any harder than it has to be or then it really is.”, Sheldon said as he was trying to hold her still.
“ I’m trying Dad but this feels uncomfortable!”, Cayela whined as she was trying so hard to lay still under her father’s grip.
“ And see this is why I told you that me changing you is necessary right now. It’s only going to get more uncomfortable if you don’t let me, alright? So please just lay still.”, Sheldon said.
“ Ok.”, Cayela said as she relaxed herself while her father tended to the task at hand. Once he was done he said, “ There I’m done, does that feel better?” as he stripped the gloves off and cleaned everything up.
“ Yeah that feels much better.”, Cayela said as she sat up.
“ Alright well now you can go do something with Florence.”, Sheldon said.
“ Thanks Dad I love you.”, Cayela said.
“ I love you too Cayela. Please don’t be too loud in here because your mother’s still taking a nap in the other room.”, Sheldon said.
“ Ok I get it.”, Cayela said.
“ Good.”, Sheldon said as he kissed his daughter’s head before he walked out of the room. Florence came in moments later and the girls decided to draw some pictures. A little while later Leo began to wake up as the effects of the Codeen were starting to wear off.
“ Well hello my kitten.”, Sheldon said with a smile as he was kneeling down beside the bed staring at his wife.
“ Hi Sheldon.”, Leo softly said as she was slowly blinking her eyes at him.
“ Are you feeling better after having a good nap Leo?”, Sheldon asked.
“ Yes I’m feeling much better.”, Leo softly said.
“ Oh good. You look much calmer now than you did a little while ago. That Codeen really did wonders.”, Sheldon said.
“ Yeah it totally knocked me out.”, Leo softly said.
“ Well are you ready to get up now?”, Sheldon asked.
“ Yes.”, Leo softly said.
“ Alright well here let me help you stand up.”, Sheldon said as he helped his wife get out of their bed.
“ Look who’s awake from her nap.”, Sheldon said with a smile as he was walking his wife out to the living room.
“ Leo!”, the others exclaimed with smiles on their faces.
“ Hi everybody.”, Leo softly said with a soft smile as she waved her hand slowly. Sheldon helped her sit down on the couch and sat down too and grabs his stethescope to check his wife’s heartbeat again.
“ Your heartbeat sounds much more normal now.”, Sheldon said with a smile as he put it away.
“ And you’re not shaking anymore which is also a good thing.”, Howard said with a smile.
“ Yeah I suppose so Wolowitz.”, Leo said.
“ Bestie what happened to you?”, Morgan asked as she stared at her best friend. Leo calmly explained the whole story of what happened and everyone gasped.
“ So that’s why you weren’t answering when I called you! Leo that’s horrible! How the hell did Wheeler manage to get his hands on one of those things anyway?! Those devices are illegal!”, Dakota exclaimed.
“ I don’t know Dakota but you’re right, they are.”, Leo said.
“ Indeed. But that doesn’t matter now, what matters is that you’re home safe again where you belong.”, Sheldon said with a smile as he kissed Leo.
“ You’re right Sheldon. I hope something like that never happens to me again. Because that was really terrifying. I thought I was going to die.”, Leo said as she kissed him back.
“ Yes well everything’s ok now. Wheeler’s dead and he’s never coming back. No one shall hurt you ever again, especially not in front of the Almighty Sheldor.”, Sheldon said as he continued to smile at her.
“ I love you Sheldon.”, Leo said as she continued smiling at him too shaking her head.
“ I love you too Leo.”, Sheldon said with a smile as he kissed his wife again. Then later that night when everyone was asleep over at Penny’s and downstairs at Melissa’s and while Dakota and Leonard were sleeping in their room and Cayela and Florence were sleeping in Cayela’s room Leo and Sheldon were the only one’s still up and were having a conversation in the kitchen.
“ Looks like we’re the only ones still up again.”, Leo quietly said as she looked at her husband.
“ Indeed we are.”, Sheldon said.
“ Come on honey, let’s go to bed. It’s late.”, Leo said.
“ Well hold on wait a minute Leo, I don’t usually do this because I don’t like altering my REM cycle but there’s just one thing I’d like to do with my wife before going to bed.”, Sheldon said.
“ Oh, which is what?”, Leo asked in shock.
“ This may shock you, but…”, Sheldon started to say but then stopped mid sentence and instead walked over to the furniture and gently slid the furniture back towards the bookcase and closet creating a big open space on the living room floor which sparked Leo’s curiosity as she walked around the kitchen island into the living space. Sheldon then went to his laptop sitting on his desk, pressed the play button key on it and a song that Leo knew all too well started to play. Leo’s eyes widen as Sheldon then took her by the hand, pulled her towards him and began to dance with her around the room. She couldn’t believe what she was seeing. She couldn’t believe that her husband, Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper, genius with an IQ of 187 was actually dancing with her of his own will this time to her favorite song! Leo pretty much had to do a double take just to make sure if what she was seeing was actually real or not.
‘ Oh my Star Trekin’ god! I freakin’ love this man so goddamn much! I can’t believe he’s actually dancing with me and initiating it of his own will to my favorite Flobots song! This so makes up for all the hell I’ve been through today with that crazy radio frequency obsessed Verizon Wireless wacko lunatic Wheeler! I’m so happy I married this man and had a daughter with him!’, Leo thought in her head as a soft smile spread across her face. The two of them were going around the room in a series of spins, dips and turns as Sheldon was gazing into her eyes with a soft smile on his face as well.
“ Better than Kemdan, right kitten?”, Sheldon asked as he continued to smile at her still not forgetting about the time their friend Kemdan kissed her when they were still dating.
“ Oh stop it!”, Leo said letting out a slight laugh as the married couple continued dancing with each other. This caught Penny’s attention as she was trying to sleep in her apartment but the music that she was hearing coming from across the hallway kept waking her up even though it wasn’t even being played that loud. She could clearly hear that song was Stand Up by The Flobots which made her know exactly who was listening to it.
‘ What the hell are Dr. Whack-A-Doodle and Leo doing over there?! Don’t they know that it’s almost 10 o’clock at night?!’, Penny thought with a slight groan as she sat up in bed. She then quietly got out of bed, quietly walked out of her room into the living room where some of her friends were sleeping on her living room floor and quietly walked out of her apartment shutting the door behind her without waking them up wearing nothing else but her Hello Kitty pajammas. She walked over to the door of 4A and put her eye to the peep hole to see what was going on there. She saw that it indeed was her neurotic robot friend and her other friend dancing with each other.
‘ Are you bi**hing kidding me?! Aww Sheldon this is so sweet what you’re doing with your wife! You’re dancing with her to her favorite song! Your mother would be so happy if she knew you were doing this right now! I really hope you do things like this with her more often.’, Penny thought as a smile spread across her face. She continued to stand there watching the touching scene unfold right in front of her eyes and Sheldon and Leo weren’t even aware that she was there.
“ This is amazing. I can’t believe you’re actually doing this with me.”, Leo said with a smile as Sheldon continued to dance with her around the living room.
“ I told you it may shock you.”, Sheldon said with a smile as he continued gazing into his wife’s beautiful eyes.
“ Yes this is blowing my May The Force Be With You mind. Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper you are seriously the best husband I’ve ever had in my life. I’m so happy I married you and that we have a daughter together.”, Leo said with a smile.
“ I believe I can say the same thing about you and I’m also very happy I married you as well as having a daughter with you too. Even though I still consider myself somewhat of a Homo Novus at times I surprisingly and honestly can not believe that I was such a stupid fool for not seeing how much of a beautiful woman you actually really are the day that you, Leonard and I first met in the apartment building lobby. As I said to you before the day I asked you to marry me, it’s difficult for me to express any kind of feelings of this magnitude especially for a woman but there’s just something about you that makes it easy to express these kind of feelings to. Which is why I would like to seriously apologize for how I acted towards you when we first met and thinking that you were just an annoying bane of my existence.”, Sheldon said with a smile as he continued dancing with Leo around the living room.
“ Sheldon that is one of the most romantic things you’ve ever said to me, even more romantic than the day you proposed to me.”, Leo said with a smile as she kissed him. Penny continued to watch them through the peep hole from the hallway until she heard her apartment door quietly open behind her and Morgan suddenly stuck her head out.
“ Penny what are you doing out here?! It’s in the middle of the night!”, Morgan quietly hissed at her friend as she stood in the doorway of 4B.
“ Morgan shut up, come here! Look what’s going on in there!”, Penny quietly hissed back as she motioned for her friend to come over to the door of 4A. Morgan walked over and she looked into the peep hole she quietly gasped in surprise.
“ Oh my god I’m gonna cry! This is so sweet! This makes me so happy to see how much Sheldon really loves my best friend! And the fact that he’s willingly dancing with her to Stand Up by The Flobots is priceless! I’m so freaking happy these two got married and had Cayela!”, Morgan quietly exclaimed as she backed away from the door a bit.
“ You and me both bitch.”, Penny quietly said with a smile as the two women continued to watch their friends dance with each other. After the song ended Penny and Morgan went back to sleep and Leo and Sheldon went to sleep as well. Then the next morning Leo and Sheldon were suddenly woken up to voices out in the living room and what sounded like someone in the shower singing and banging against the wall. There was also music playing too that sounded like it was coming from someone’s phone.
“ Unfeeling heart, imprisons me! Careless eyes, too blind to see! Empty words, an iron cage! Broken heart, bleeding rage!”
“ Dear Lord, Leo is that your sister Amanda singing in the shower?!”, Sheldon exclaimed as he sat up in bed staring at his wife.
“ Yeah I think it is Sheldon!”, Leo said.
“ Can’t wait for you and me! It’s time for you to see!”
“ Excuse me one moment.”, Sheldon said as he got up out of bed, walked out of the bedroom and started heading toward the bathroom.
“ Trap of love, snared by desire! Trap of love, burned by your fire! Trap of love, snared by desire! Trap of love, beware the trap of looove!”
Knock knock knock! “ Amanda!”
Knock knock knock! “ Amanda!”
Knock knock knock! “ Amanda!”
“ Yeah Sheldon what is it?!”, Amanda interjected from inside the shower at her brother-in law as she was listening to Trap of Love by The Hex Girls on her phone that was sitting on the bathroom counter.
“ Good Lord, what are you doing in there?! It sounds like you’re obnoxiously singing something and knocking against the wall like a teenage girl!”, Sheldon interjected at his sister-in law as he stood on the other side of the bathroom door in the hallway.
“ I’m singing a Hex Girls song and taking a shower! What does it sound like to you?!”, Amanda interjected back.
“ I just told you and are you off your medication today?! Because it sounds like you’re mad!”, Sheldon interjected.
“ No I’m not off my medication today and I’m not mad! You just caught me by surprise because I was not expecting my brother-in law to be knocking on the door 3 times while saying my name! You almost scared the pee out of me!”, Amanda interjected.
“ Well neither was I expecting to be woken up by my sister-in law acting obnoxious in the shower either! And why are you even using our shower anyway?! Why didn’t you just use Melissa’s shower downstairs?!”, Sheldon interjected.
“ Because her shower’s broken again and Penny’s currently in her shower across the hall so I had to come in here and use yours! I can’t just randomly walk into another tenant’s apartment and be all like, “ Hey do you mind if I use your shower for a moment?” especially if it’s someone I don’t even know because then I would just get arrested and thrown in jail!”, Amanda interjected.
“ Well I suppose that’s a good point. Going to jail wouldn’t be good for anybody.”, Sheldon said.
“ Exactly my point!”, Amanda interjected but a few moments after she started knocking around again there was a loud crack sound followed by Amanda screaming, “ Ow!”
“ Amanda are you alright?! What did you do?!”, Sheldon interjected.
“ Oh nothing really Sheldon except I just accidentally punched my hand through the wall and now it’s stuck!”, Amanda screamed.
“ Oh good Lord!”, Sheldon interjected as he rolled his eyes. Leo came out of their bedroom and asked, “ Is everything ok? What was that noise?”
“ Your sister punched her hand through the wall of our shower and now she got it stuck in there Leo.”, Sheldon said as he shook his head.
“ Oh great.”, Leo said as she rolled her eyes.
“ Donny?!”, Sheldon interjected for his brother-in law as he walked out into the living room.
“ Yeah what is it Sheldon?”, Donny asked as he stood up from the couch.
“ Your wife punched her hand through the wall of the shower and now it’s stuck.”, Sheldon said as he pointed down the hallway toward the bathroom.
“ Oh crap not again, goddamn it Amanda!”, Donny interjected as he shook his head and rolled his eyes as he walked right past Sheldon.
“ What do you mean again?! Has she done this before?!”, Sheldon exclaimed in complete shock as he turned around and looked at him.
“ Uh yeah Sheldon she’s done it about 5 times over the course of our marriage. I believe this is the 6th time she’s done it now.”, Donny said as he stormed down the hallway to the bathroom, opened the door and walked in.
“ I swear to god Amanda Marlin Fordyce-Elspeth you do this one more time and you’re banned from the shower because apparently you can’t handle yourself in here!”
“ Shut up Donny Thomas Elspeth you do weird things in the shower all the time too, not just me! You don’t see me bi**hing about it!”
“ Oh please you do it to me all the time since we’ve been married! That’s nothing new!”
“ Whatever will you just shut up and help me get my hand out of the wall please?!”
“ Yes I will but please stop screaming at me!”
“ Uh what’s going on here? Is Aunt Amanda ok?”, Cayela asked when her and Florence came out of her room.
“ Yes your aunt’s fine Cayela she just punched her hand through the wall of the shower and got it stuck. Your Uncle Donny’s in there trying to pull her hand out.”, Sheldon said.
“ Oh ok.”, Cayela said.
“ You have a very weird and interesting family Cayela.”, Florence said as she let out a slight laugh.
“ Yeah I know Florence but that’s my life.”, Cayela said with a slight laugh as she threw her hands up.
“ Ow! Stop pulling my hand like that Donny! That hurts!”
“ Well you asked me to help you Amanda! What am I supposed to do?!”
“ I don’t know you dillhole! Figure it out!”
“ Sheldon?!”
“ Yes Donny what is it?!”, Sheldon interjected down the hallway.
“ Can you please get in here and help me for a second?! Amanda’s hand is not budging one bit no matter what I do!”
“ I can… but could you please wrap a towel around her first so that I don’t end up seeing anything that I’m not supposed to?!”, Sheldon interjected.
“ Sure, hold on one second!”
“ Ok now you can come in!”
“ Thank you!”, Sheldon interjected as he headed back down the hallway towards the bathroom and walked in to see Donny standing inside the bathtub behind Amanda who had a towel wrapped tightly around her body with both of his hands on her wrist of her hand that was stuck in the wall as water from the showerhead was still streaming out. The song that was now playing on Amanda’s phone sitting on the counter was Vertigo by U2.
“ Oh what fresh hell is this?!”, Sheldon exclaimed as he stared at two of his in-laws.
“ Just get over here and help me please!”, Donny hissed at him as he kept trying to pull his wife’s hand out of the wall.
“ Well alright.”, Sheldon said as he walked over, climbed into the tub as well and grabbed onto Amanda’s wrist with both hands too.
“ Ok, you ready?”, Donny asked.
“ Yes just call it.”, Sheldon said.
“ Ok, 1, 2, 3, pull!”, Donny interjected as the two men started pulling on Amanda’s wrist causing her to scream in pain again.
“ Ow! Donny and Sheldon stop, it hurts!”, Amanda screamed as she clenched her teeth together and squinted her eyes shut.
“ Amanda would you quit screaming at us! We’re trying to help you!”, Donny screamed at his wife.
“ Yeah I know that but it hurts!”, Amanda screamed back at her husband.
“ Well I reckon it’s gonna hurt more if we don’t do nothing!”, Sheldon screamed in his Texas twang at his sister-in law.
“ Don’t be using that Texas drawl at me! This is not the time for that! My hand hurts and oh my god something’s crawling on my hand!”, Amanda screamed at her brother-in law before screaming about something starting to crawl on her hand inside the wall as her hand was slowly starting to inch its way out of the hole.
“ Wait, what?!”, Donny and Sheldon exclaimed as they kept pulling. In an instant Amanda’s hand came flying out of the hole and she started screaming, “ Oh my god it’s a spider! Get it off get it off get it off!” as she frantically flailed her arms around causing Sheldon to scream, “ Oh dear God run for your life!” before the two of them jumped out of the tub after Amanda flung the spider against the other wall and they bolted out of the bathroom and out of the apartment screaming like scaredy cats. Amanda’s soaking wet hair almost whacked Sheldon in the face as he was running after her. Donny just stood there in the bathtub wondering what the heck just happened even though he saw the whole thing. Leonard stormed out into the hallway outside the apartment and interjected, “ What are you idiots screaming about?!”
“ There are spiders crawling around inside the wall of our shower!”, Sheldon shrieked as he pointed his finger into the apartment.
“ Ook and how would you know that Sheldon?!”, Leonard hissed.
“ Because Amanda’s the one that freaked the hell out about it after she punched her hand through the wall and got it stuck!”, Sheldon shrieked as he pointed at Amanda.
“ Ok so what do you want me to do about it?!”, Leonard hissed.
“ What do you think?! Go kill them because I’m not doing it!”, Sheldon shrieked.
“ And I’m not doing it either! I’m afraid of spiders!”, Amanda shrieked.
“ Fine I’ll go do something about the spiders in the wall you batcrap crazy weirdos!”, Leonard hissed as he spun on his heel and stormed back into the apartment.
“ Leonard I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested!”, Sheldon shrieked as him and Amanda followed him back in there.
“ Oh grow up Sheldon!”, Leonard hissed at his roommate/best friend as he stormed down the hallway to the bathroom.
“ No offense to you Leo but your husband and your sister are nuts!”, Leonard hissed at Leo before stormed into the bathroom and told Donny to get out before shutting the door behind him. As the others were talking to each other out in the living room Leonard was cursing under his breath as he was mixing up an experimental insecticide concoction using various chemicals he found under the sink, poured it into a metal canister and put the top on before he shoved it into the hole where Amanda’s hand once was. At first it started releasing the gases inside the wall which it was supposed to do but then once Leonard started hearing this gradual hissing sound coming from the canister he said to himself, “ Oh crap that’s not good.” before he dove onto the floor covering his head with his arms and hands.
Kaboom!
Woof woof woof woof!
“ WHAT THE HELL?!”, everyone screamed when they heard the sudden explosion coming from the bathroom and the whole apartment shook like an earthquake for a slight period. This caught Penny’s attention who suddenly ran from her apartment across the hall with a towel wrapped around her as she followed her friends into the bathroom to see what had happened. As the smoke started to clear everyone gasped in horror when they saw that the previous small hole that had been created by Amanda’s hand had been blow into a much bigger one. Broken pieces of tile, drywall and metal shrapnel were scattered everywhere all over the tub, inside the tub and all over the floor around Leonard. As Leonard slowly stood up and put his hands down he stared at his friends and family with a nervous laugh before he kicked an empty flask that was sitting on the floor aside with his foot.
“ Oh Leonard you’re in trouble now.”, Howard said in a low serious and shocked tone as he stood there with his mouth gaping open.
“ That’s not helping Howard!”, Leonard hissed at his friend.
“ Dr. Leonard Hofstadter, what in the name of Sir Issac Newton’s Law did you do in here?!”, Sheldon shouted in anger at his experimental physicist roommate/best friend.
“ Dr. Sheldon Cooper I can explain this!”, Leonard interjected as he put his hands up in front of him.
“ Oh I’m sure you can! Look at what you did to our bathroom! There’s broken tile, busted up drywall and pieces of metal shrapnel everywhere! Explain yourself now!”, Sheldon shouted in anger.
“ I was just trying to kill the spiders in the wall like you asked me to with an experimental insecticide concoction I created that was supposed to just release toxic gases into the wall but instead it exploded which it was not supposed to do! Somehow I stupidly misadjusted the formula again like I did with the rocket fuel incident that exploded the elevator!”, Leonard interjected.
“ Are you insane?! Are you out of your mind?! You could have seriously hurt me, any of our friends, your family, your goddaughter Cayela, her best friend Florence and even our cat Oreo in here with that explosion if it had been any bigger! From now on you’re banned from doing experiments at home and as punishment for violating a big rule in The Roommate Agreement I hereby sentence you to your room and do not come out until I say so!”, Sheldon shouted in anger as he got up in Leonard’s face.
“ What?! You can’t do that to me! I’m not a child!”, Leonard interjected.
“ I don’t care I can do whatever I want because I was the one who established The Roommate Agreement in the first place when you moved in here! Now get in your room Leonard!”, Sheldon shouted as he pointed his finger at the wall next to him.
“ Oh come on Sheldon! I didn’t do it on purpose! This is ridiculous!”, Leonard spat back at him.
“ Get in your room, now! I’m not going to tell you again!”, Sheldon shouted in anger.
“ Fine, I’ll go!”, Leonard interjected as he stormed out of the bathroom and down the hallway to his room that he shared with his wife Dakota.
“ You too Dakota! Go!”, Sheldon shouted in anger in Dakota’s face as he spun around to face her.
“ What?! Me?! What did I do?!”, Dakota shrieked as she placed her hand on her chest.
“ Nothing but you’re his wife and I’m really mad right now, so go!”, Sheldon shouted in anger as he pointed his finger again.
“ Ok fine, I’ll go too!”, Dakota shrieked as she stormed out of the bathroom to hers and Leonard’s room too.
“ Dakota what are you doing in here?”, Leonard asked in a fearful voice as he sat on the edge of their bed with his head in his hands.
“ Sheldon sent me in here too for reasons unknown.”, Dakota hissed under her breath as she leaned against the door.
“ Oh for God sakes I really did it now. He’s gonna kill me.”, Leonard fearfully said as he huffed into his hands.
“ No he’s not honey, he’s just really mad right now.”, Dakota said as she walked over to her husband and gently placed a hand on his shoulder.
“ What do you mean he’s not Dakota?! He’s furious with me which means he’s either gonna kill me or worse, take away my rights as Cayela’s godfather!”, Leonard hissed as he looked up at her.
“ Leonard that’s crazy, Sheldon’s not going to do that. He’s your best friend.”, Dakota said in concern as she shook her head.
“ I know that but what if he does?! I don’t want to be kicked out of Cayela’s life not be allowed to see her anymore! I love her just as much as you do! I’m such an idiot sometimes and I don’t even know why you would still want to be with me after I just did one of the most stupid and dangerous things ever that could have potentially hurt everyone else here including you!”, Leonard fearfully said as he started to cry.
“ Ok firstly you’re right I do love Cayela as much as you do and secondly I don’t care what stupid and dumb things you do Leonard Hofstadter! Nothing you do is ever going to chase me away unless if you cheated on me then I’d be out of here but other than that I love you and I’m not going anywhere! You’re a way better guy to me than my jackass ex-boyfriend was who’s name does not deserve to be mentioned anymore! Why would you think I would marry you in the first place if I didn’t love you and got this tattoo on my shoulder?!”, Dakota said in a calm sincere voice as she gently rubbed soothing circles on her husband’s back.
“ I don’t know anymore!”, Leonard cried into his hands. Dakota gently took his glasses off his face and gently pressed his head against her chest.
“ What are we going to do Dakota?! I don’t want us to get kicked out just because I did something so stupid! It’s going to end our friendships with our friends and could possibly end our marriage over it! I don’t want that, ever!”, Leonard cried into his wife’s chest.
“ I know you don’t Leonard and I don’t either but it’s going to be ok. Let’s just give Sheldon some space and I’m sure he’ll calm down in a bit.”, Dakota said as she continued rubbing his back. A little while later after things started to cool down and everyone else had gone home leaving just Leo, Sheldon, Cayela and Florence there, Sheldon finally came knocking on Leonard and Dakota’s bedroom door.
Knock knock knock! “ Leonard and Dakota.”
Knock knock knock! “ Leonard and Dakota.”
Knock knock knock! “ Leonard and Dakota.”
“ It’s unlocked, just come in.”, Leonard sadly said as him and Dakota were still sitting on their bed with their arms wrapped around each other and Leonard’s head was against Dakota’s shoulder.
“ Thank you.”, Sheldon calmly said as he walked in and shut the door behind him.
“ Look Sheldon whatever you’re going to tell me now I get it. I’ll start packing up my stuff and Dakota and I will be out of here by tomorrow.”, Leonard sadly said as he sat up looking at his best friend who he was sure probably didn’t want to be friends with him anymore because of what he did.
“ Leonard you don’t need to do that, I’m not kicking you and Dakota out.”, Sheldon said in a calm voice.
“ Oh yeah sure and I’m pretty sure the next thing you’re going to tell me is Bazinga right?”, Leonard sarcastically asked in a sad voice.
“ No Leonard I’m serious, I’m not kicking you out. As much as I was really mad at you for destroying our bathroom the way you did I still wouldn’t want you out of my life if it depended on it. We’re still best friends even though you did something ridiculously stupid. Even if you weren’t married I’d still say that.”, Sheldon calmly said in a serious tone.
“ Ok and what about my godfather rights?”, Leonard sadly asked.
“ You can keep those too because I wouldn’t want anyone else being Cayela’s godfather except you. I know how much you love my daughter and I don’t think it would be fair for me to just take that away from you even though what you did was very dangerous and could have been catostrophic if it had been any worse. And as for you Dakota I am very sorry for raising my voice at you and Leonard like that. I was just really mad and I didn’t want to talk at that moment.”, Sheldon calmly said.
“ It’s ok Sheldon I forgive you.”, Dakota said.
“ So you still want to be my friend even after all of this?”, Leonard asked in shock.
“ Yes of course I do. Leonard you’re the best godd*mn friend any brilliant weird man such as myself could ever have on this entire planet. There’s nothing you do around here that I believe that I could ever live without. You’re the whole reason why we’re all a family in the first place. Without you this entire world of chaos we live in wouldn’t have ever existed.”, Sheldon said.
“ You’re right Sheldon, thank you.”, Leonard said.
“ No problem. And speaking of chaos, I believe you have an explosion mess to clean up.”, Sheldon said as he narrowed his eyes at his roommate/best friend.
“ Yeah let me get right on that buddy.”, Leonard said with a stupid smirk on his face as he patted Sheldon’s shoulder before he walked right past him out of the room.
“ Hey what did I say about doing that?! Don’t do that!”, Sheldon interjected as he turned around.
“ Love ya too buddy!”, Leonard interjected as he walked back into the bathroom and shut the door.
“ Is everything ok now Dad?”, Cayela asked as her and Florence stood in the hallway.
“ Yes everything’s fine Cayela.”, Sheldon said.
“ You’re not kicking Uncle Leonard and Auntie Dakota out are you?”, Cayela asked.
“ No sweetheart they’re still living with us.”, Sheldon said.
“ Good because I love them very much.”, Cayela said.
“ I know you do.”, Sheldon said with a smile as he kissed her head.
“ Well now that that’s over let’s go pump up some tunes in your bedroom Cayela.”, Florence said with a smile.
“ Ok Florence.”, Cayela said with a smile back. The two girls started to run back to Cayela’s room but Sheldon scolded, “ Ah ah ah, walk do not run!”
“ Ok whatever you say Dad!”, Cayela laughed as her and Florence then walked back to her room and shut the door behind them. The song All About That Bass by Meghan Trainor started to seep out underneath the crack of the closed door less than two seconds later and the girls were dancing around and singing the words of the song.
“ Kay yeah it’s pretty clear, I ain’t no size 2! But I can shake it shake it, like I’m supposed to do!”
‘ Ah the joys of being a father to a young teenage girl. It’s obnoxious but I love it.’, Sheldon thought with a stupid smirk as he shook his head before walking out into the living room with Dakota listening to the singing and laughter coming from his daughter’s room.
“ Ah peace and serenity again, exactly how it’s supposed to be.”, Leo said with a smile as she walked up to Sheldon.
“ Indeed. I love you Leo.”, Sheldon said with a smile.
“ I love you too Sheldon.”, Leo said. Sheldon then wrapped her in an embrace and kissed her.
Bang!
“ Ow! Son of a bitch!”
“ Leonard!”, Leo, Sheldon and Dakota scolded down the hallway.
“ Sorry, my bad!”
“ What are we ever going to do with him?”, Leo asked.
“ Beats me.”, Dakota said with a smile as she shrugged her shoulders.
“ Indeed. Leonard may be obnoxious at times but he’s a good friend.”, Sheldon said with a smile. Leo and Dakota just nodded their heads in agreement.
Crash!
“ Oh for God sakes come on! This is ridiculous! Just stick to the wall you stupid tile!”
“ Uh… should we go in there and check on him?”, Leo asked as she pointed down the hallway.
“ I’m down for that.”, Dakota said.
“ Indeed, let’s go.”, Sheldon said in agreement as the three of them walked down the hallway and into the bathroom.
To be continued…
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