The Very Secert Dairy of Bart
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Adult +
Chapters:
9
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The very secert dairy of Alice Horton
The Very Secret Diary of Alice Horton
Day One: Meet wonderful man by name of Tom. Mega hottie, I just hope we can get some alone time.
Day 100: Well married hottie Tom, an boy are we getting alone time! He's the most wonderful man on the planet.
Day 600: Thinking that I should go on vacation by myself. Too much alone time with Tom has given me way too many kids. I don't want to be known as the Brady bunch.
Day 700: Well Tom got prissy when I said we need to use birth control. Tom says it's not catholic, well I told him the church anit paying the bills. An if he ever wants loving again, he's going to get fixed.
Day 701: Should have threatened Tom with no loving earlier in marriage. He got "fixed" earlier this morning. Life is good now, no more children!
Day 2500: Send most of my time giving sage like advice an making baked goods. Along with rising my many children. Life is cool, got secret stash of Brando movies! Go me!
Day 4000: Don't know what is wrong with the people of this town. They need to stand up an take reasonability for them selves. Hope this is not a growing trend.
Day 4040: Turns out this is a growing trend. Must keep giving sage advice an pray more.
Day 6000: Well my Tom is gone, god went an took him from me. I think I hate god now, but no where nearly as much as I hate that little Roman Brady. The kid is wacko, keeps screaming about some poor kid named Bart.
Day 6050: No longer hate God, but still hate that Brady kid. I'm thinking of blaming it all on Stefano. Heard he doesn't like that sweet hottie Count Tony. Man must be evil.
Day 6100: Stefano is evil. He chained poor sweet Count Tony to a wall. Hope god hates Stefano. Wish Count Tony would look my way. Meet nice sweet man by name of Bart, an chatted about how either him or me would be so much better for Tony than stupid bitch.
Day 7200: Baking more cookies, an other baked goods. Wish Tom would show up more an chat with me about nice things. Death an destruction is so old, an boring.
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