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Lexx: Twisted Interludes
By : lexxfan4life
Category: G through L > Lexx
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All the moths had just reached Fire, but they’ve entered a ground storm, called Double Dusk, which makes it very difficult to travel through, cause no one could see through the clouds. It didn’t take long for Kai to take down all the moths with his brace, except for the one ahead of them. Before they could presue, their moth had been stopped, by two arrows, and is dying. It wasn’t long before they figure out how to descend from the moth, all at once, before the moth crashes. After they were low enough to the ground, Kai frees his brace and they drop to the surface below. Now, on the surface, everyone rises to their feet. Xev looks over to alive Kai.

Xev: Thanks. That was a good idea. You saved us all.

Xev says with a friendly and gratuitous smile. Stan speaks.

Stanley: Boy, this is hot.

Kai: I believe that’s why they call this planet, Fire.

Stanley: So, we go from the frying pan and into the fire.

Xev: It is hot.

Stanley: No, this is really hot.

Stan, then looks over to the alive Kai.

Stanley: What about when the storm clears and the sun comes out? What are we gonna do then, Mr Bright Ideas?

Kai 2: I’ll think of something.

Then all five decide to start walking in order to get out of the heat. On the other hand, Fifi and Duke’s moth crashes into the desert. Since their moth is dead, they figured they can take the heat of the planet’s surface until the storm clears. It is now morning and Fifi and Duke are sitting around and waiting for someone to pick them up.

Fifi: Where’s are moths? Why aren’t picking us up?

Duke: I don’t know.

Fifi: You don’t think that the dead guy could have brought ‘em all down, do you?

Duke: Perhaps, he did.

Fifi: If he did, then what happens?

Duke: Then we die.

Fifi: There must be something, we can do, besides standing here and getting cooked. Dying is not high on my agenda for today.

Duke: Death is not such a bad thing. For me, anyways.

It wasn’t long before Xev, Stan, Bunny and the two Kai’s come across a used gondola, laying on the ground. Since it appears to have plenty of fuel to hitch them over to a city, it wasn’t long before they found themselves floating over the desert. Also, in the desert, Fifi spots the flying gondola and immediately starts flagging it down, by waving his arms in the air and shouting “We’re over here!”

On the gondola, Kai is looking over at Xev and could tell that something is different about her. Something he would have the knowledge of seeing in female cluster-lizards. He doesn’t say anything, though. Alive Kai lets everyone know that there’s not enough weight for the amount of fuel they have, so in order to gain an altitude, weight on the gondola would have to be reduced. Kai agrees to shed part of that weight by jumping overboard and landing on the desert floor below. That only helps the fuel efficency some. At least there is some comfort, for Xev and Stan, as he will follow the gondola to whatever city they are heading to. Besides, it doesn’t hurt Kai to walk across the desert. After a few moments of silence, Xev is the first one to speak. Apparently, she is eyeing the alive Kai and starting to take interest in him.

Xev: It’s much cooler up here.

Then Xev changes the subject.

Xev: So, explain. Why do you look exactly like Kai?

Kai 2: Explain why he looks like me.

Stan joins in the conversation.

Stanley: Wait, we know that he is Kai and we see that you look just like him. But, who are you?

Kai 2: Who do I look like?

Xev: Kai, last of the Brunnen-G.

Kai 2: Exactly.

Xev: But, how can the both of you be one person?

Alive Kai gives Xev a light chuckle and responds.

Kai 2: I’m not sure that we are. He is dead and I am quite alive.

Xev, then, felt a nauseating feeling in the back of her throat. Before having the urge to throw up over the side, there ends up being a distraction. Someone calling out to them, ends up being the new thing on everyone’s mind.

Stanley: It looks like a trick.

Kai 2: I wouldn’t rule out that possibility.

Stanley: But, it’s not like we can help them. It would just be extra weight.

Kai 2: Are you saying that we should leave them, out there, to die?

Stanley: No, I’m saying that they should fend for themselves, so they won’t pull one on us.

Xev: We should at least see who they are.

As they get closer, they see two familiar guys.

Fifi: I can’t tell you how happy we are to see you.

Stanley: What do you want?

Fifi: A lift, of course. You can drop us off over to Girltown.

Xev: You were in one of the moths, were you?

Fifi: That was against our will. We had nothing to do with those guys.

That’s when Bunny makes herself noticeable, by waving down at Fifi.

Bunny: Hi Fifi.

Fifi: Hey, Bunny.

Then Bunny turns to Stan.

Bunny: He’s Fifi. The one who stole all your moths.

Stanley: That’s it. They attacked Boomtown, so they can stay out in the desert and fry.

Fifi: You can’t leave us out here, in the desert, to die?

Xev: Maybe it was against their will, so how would we know?

Then Xev turns her attention to Bunny.

Xev: What do you think, Bunny?

Bunny: Fifi was...well, he didn’t really fit in.

Stanley: It doesn’t matter now, cause they’ll just be extra weight.

Then, Xev started to have another nauseated feeling in her throat. It was hard, for her, to resist the urge to throw up.

Xev: I don’t feel right, about this, Stan.

Stanley: I’m finding this difficult myself, so don’t go crazy on me. There’s just isn’t enough fuel, that’s all.

Stanley says as he makes an excuse to sound selfish. Alive Kai, on the other hand, is lowering the gondola, so the two extra men can climb aboard. Stan is not happy about it. As Duke climbs aboard, he recognizes the alive Kai as someone familiar.

Fifi: You guys saved our lives.

Stanley: Thanks to you, we don’t have enough fuel to make it.

Stanley says sarcastically.

Fifi: So, you don’t think we have enough fuel to make it. Any bright ideas to solve that issue?

Stanley: Yeah. We go back down and drop you two off.

Fifi just laughs that off with “You’re funny”. Then, during an awkward silence, alive Kai uses a bow and arrow and swiftly shoots Duke in the chest. Duke blinks before falling over the side and into the red hot sea of boiling rock. They all look at alive Kai in shock.

Kai 2: He led the attack on Boomtown, which made him our enemy.

Fifi: That’s good. He had total control over me, too.

Fifi changes the subject.

Fifi: So, that means there’s less weight. Does that mean we have enough fuel to make it?

Kai 2: There’s still too much weight.

They all look at Fifi, as he was a dangerous insect. Fifi runs over and sits down next to Bunny, as if everyone is already against him, except Bunny.

Stanley: One down, one to go.

After things have gotten quiet, Fifi decides to break the silence, by opening up a conversation to pass the time.

Fifi: I got a question. What happens after you die?

Stanley: That’s a good question, since we’ll all die very soon.

Fifi: Well?

Stanley: I don’t know. You die and that’s it.

Xev: Why?

Fifi: Well, Duke has told me that he’s lived and died before. But, they way I see it, you wake up one day and you’re there and life begins. But when you die, you’re just aren’t anymore.

Stan is a little confused when Fifi used the term “he woke up”.

Stanley: What do you mean, you woke up?

Fifi: That’s what I said.

Xev: You mean, when you were born?

Now, Fifi is the one confused.

Fifi: What’s “born”?

Stanley: You know, when your mother had you.

Fifi: Mother?

Stanley: Bunny, you’re a woman, so explain it to him.

Now, Bunny is confused.

Bunny: Explain what?

Stanley: Explain what being born is. Where children come from. How life begins for all of us.

Bunny ponders her thoughts and then answers Stan.

Bunny: I just woke up and I was there. Just like everyone else.

Stanley: Then, there’s something weird about you two and these two planets.

Then, Xev explains about where she and Stan come from.

Xev: You see, where we come from, we start out small, as babies. Babies that start out tiny and grow inside women.

Bunny: I’ve always been the same size.

Fifi: Maybe, I was once small. I just don’t remember it.

That’s when Xev notices that the gondola is going down, so Stan asks alive Kai to increase the flame in the balloon, so they would go up instead of down. But alive Kai mentions that burning the fuel, highly, will not make the fuel last. Stan’s solution is get rid of the weight problem, starting with Fifi. The majority of five people vote and argue for Fifi to be thrown off the side. FiFi resists and tries to fight off Stan and alive Kai. Xev wouldn’t do it, cause she thinks killing someone is wrong. Bunny tries to jump, to stop the madness, but Stan prevents her from doing so. To relieve the tension, Xev looks over the side and tells everyone that the balloon is no longer going down.

Kai 2: The sun is going behind Water. That will make it cooler.

It is now nightfall and everyone is getting tired.

Kai 2: We don’t know what’s ahead, so we should try and get some sleep.

Stanley: I’m not that tired.

Bunny: I am.

Fifi, who doesn’t seem to be tired, makes an offer to help out.

Fifi: I’ll make myself useful and keep watch.

Stanley: We don’t trust you.

Kai 2: I’ll keep watch.

Xev: Kai is right. We don’t know what’s ahead of us. I think we should try and get some rest.

Stanley: Yeah, you’re right.

Xev finds a tarp and lays it out to lay on and gets comfortable. Stan just lays back and offers Bunny a comfortable spot for her to lay next to him. Once everyone is asleep, Fifi approaches alive Kai.

Fifi: Can’t sleep.

Alive Kai doesn’t say anything as he drinks down a small bottle of water. That’s when Fifi looks over to sleeping Xev and then back at alive Kai.

Fifi: She’s cute. It’s entirely obvious that she’s got the hots for you. So, why don’t you go lie down next to her.

Kai 2: I’m keeping watch.

Fifi: Let me take a turn. Like I said, I can’t sleep. What are you worried about? You think I’m gonna steal the balloon? There’s nothing I can do. Besides, we can all be dead in a couple of hours. You should have a good time while you can and there’s a good time, over there, waiting for you.

Alive Kai changes the subject.

Kai 2: When did you hook up with Duke?

Fifi: Ever since I woke up on Gametown, I just knew that that place wasn’t for me. Then the dead guy shows up, I take his moths and I leave. Then, I landed on what looked like the biggest city and Duke was the big cheese there. So, he became my boss until you put an arrow through him.

Kai 2: You only look out for yourself, don’t you Fifi?

Fifi: I don’t know what you’re getting at.

Kai 2: Tell the truth for once in your life. It could be the most important thing you ever say.

Fifi: Well, I consider myself a practical man. I only do what’s practical.

Kai 2: Only when it benefits you.

Fifi: Right.

Kai 2: You also take pleasure in the suffering of others.

Fifi: Only when it’s practical. Is that the right answer?

Kai 2: It was a bad answer, but a very practical one.

Then alive Kai changes the subject.

Kai 2: I would like to make you a deal. Would you like to make a deal with me?

Fifi: I love deals.

Fifi says with a cheesy grin on his face. As Xev lays on her side, alive Kai approaches her. He kneels down beside her and rouses her by kissing her on the cheek. Xev wakes up to notice alive Kai next to her.

Xev: Kai? Is everything okay.

Kai 2: Everything’s fine. It’s just that I wanted to be close to you for a moment. Is that okay?

Xev: Yes. Are you really alive?

Kai 2: Yes.

Alive Kai says with a light laugh.

Xev: All of you?

Alive Kai takes her right hand and guides it between his legs. He moaned the moment he felt Xev’s hand gently squeezing his balls.

Kai 2: All of me. We may never have another chance.

Alive Kai says and starts kissing down her neck. Xev throws her head back as he did this. Then alive Kai’s hand move down to her left breast and gives it a gentle squeeze before breaking the kiss.

Kai 2: I can’t help, but think that I know you from somewhere. Maybe from a different life. Do you want me?

Xev: Yes.

Kai 2: Then I’m yours.

Xev: I’m yours.

Then Xev pulls her head up to kiss him. With her mouth open, alive Kai took this opportunity to slip his tongue in her mouth. The kiss breaks, so he can try and take off his tunic, which gave Xev the opportunity to use her hands to caress the light hairs on his chest and nipples. Then they start kissing again. They move into a sideways position without parting their lips. With there arms around each other tightly, Xev could feel his erection against her pubic bone. Before it could go any further, the were interrupted by a scream. This woke up Stan too and he ends up looking over the side next to Fifi.

Fifi: It was Bunny. She sacrificed herself for the rest of us.

Stanley: I don’t think so.

Kai 2: I should have stayed up on watch.

Stanley: She didn’t throw herself over. She was a nice person and you pushed her over.

Stanley says as he shoves Fifi and then turns to alive Kai.

Stanley: What happened?

Kai 2: I don’t know.

Stanley: What do you mean, you don’t know? You were on watch.

Kai 2: I was distracted.

Xev: By me. I distracted him. It was our only chance to be together.

Fifi: Don’t blame Xev. Bunny threw herself over for the rest of us.

Kai 2: If I would have stayed on watch, I would have stopped her.

The sun is now rising they’re getting close to one of the cities. Fifi is peddling and Stanley is pumping, just to get some speed going, so they can reach a city. Once the sun is officially up, they manage to reach a city that happens to have residents shooting at their balloon. Once their balloon is popped by an arrow, Xev runs the gondola in a large thorn that’s located on the side of the tower. Everyone gets off the gondola before it plunges below.

Fifi: So, what now?

Xev: We climb up.

Fifi: You can climb up.

Xev: I will.

Stan appears to be kneeled down by the edge of the thorn, while the others are closer to the brick wall.

Stanley: No, Xev.

Xev: No, what? If we go down, we’ll burn up. If we go up, who knows.

Stanley: I think you should wait til nightfall.

Kai 2: Stan’s right. Wait til it’s a little cooler.

Xev: I’m sure that whoever is here, might find us by then, so I’m not sure we want that.

Kai 2: But, it’s hot.

Xev: The heat doesn’t bother me that much.

Fifi makes a statement.

Fifi: How can it not bother you? I’m burning up here.

Xev: Well, part of me is from a hotter place.

Then Xev starts using the bricks to climb up. As soon as there was a distance between them and Xev, both Fifi and alive Kai gang up on Stan, whom is no longer in a kneeling position and walking toward Fifi and alive Kai.

Stanley: So, you really Kai?

Kai 2: No.

Stanley: Then, why do you look like him?

Kai 2: I look like Kai, cause I want to.

Stanley: What do you mean?

Fifi: It’s a good way, for him, to come back.

Stanley: You can’t just look like somebody, cause you wanna look like somebody, cause it’s not that easy.

Fifi: It is for him, after he dies anyways.

Then Fifi and alive Kai share a chuckle, which gives Stan a suspicion.

Stanley: So, you two on the same side now?

Fifi: You finally figured it out. Me and Kai are now on the same team. But, he’s not Kai.

Stanley: Then, who are you?

Kai 2: I’m Prince. You know me. We met before.

Fifi: He’s my new boss.

As Xev is making her way up the stone wall, she looks at her hands and down her arms and notices a morphing change. A more scaly look from her cluster-lizard side. She would normally morph into a lizard if she’s only aggressive, so this is new to her. As her skin returns back to normal, she continues climbing. Meanwhile, back on the thorn...

Stanley: So, what’s the plan?

Fifi: For starters, it’s your turn to take a swan dive over the edge.

Stanley: Haha, what’s the real plan, since we’re stuck here together.

Kai 2: You’re going to suffer for your sins, Stanley.

Alive Kai says as he prepares to shoot an arrow with his bow.

Fifi: It won’t hurt, Stan. You’re gonna hit the ground so hard, you won’t feel a thing.

That’s when Stan falls back on his ass. When alive Kai shoots the bow, the arrow misses him.

Fifi: Just missed!

Kai 2: But the real pain will come after death.

Stanley: What do you mean?

Kai 2: You’ll see. I’m very good with pain.

Fifi: I know how you feel, Stanley. This is what you were gonna do to me, til you whimped out. But, there won’t be whimping out this time. This will be a feel-good experience for me.

Stan tries to plea for his life.

Stanley: We can make a deal. Any deal you want.

Kai 2: I already tried to make a deal with you, but you didn’t keep it.

Stanley: I tried.

Kai 2: For that, you will suffer.

That’s when Stan started screaming for help. Xev could hear his cries and then starts rolling down the wall, like a cluster-lizard, to save Stan. Xev comes down and knocks alive Kai off his balance, leaving him to dangle on the thorn. Fifi was surprised that she came down so quickly.

Fifi: You didn’t have enough time to come down here.

Xev: True, if I were a human being.

Fifi: You’re not human?

Stanley: She’s only half human.

Fifi: What’s the other half?

Xev: Cluster-lizard.

Xev says and displays an ear-splitting cluster-lizard sneer.

Stan uses that opportunity to kick Fifi off the thorn.

Stanley: And Kai is not Kai. He’s Prince and pretending to be Kai.

Kai 2: Don’t believe him, Xev.

Xev: I do believe him.

Xev says and swiftly kicks alive Kai in the chin and off the thorn.

Xev: The real Kai would have been a better kisser.

Xev, then, helps Stan to his feet, thanking her as she did so.

Xev: Are you the real Stanley?

Stanley: Wanna kiss me and find out?

Xev moves in, like she was gonna kiss Stan, but the then turns her head, so Stan would end up kissing her cheek.

Xev: Yep, you’re the real Stan.

Stanley: Oh, darn.
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Lexx: Twisted Interludes	By : lexxfan4life Category: G through L > Lexx Views: 1220 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Lexx: Twisted Interludes