Opie's Sex Education | By : HeadHunter Category: 1 through F > The Andy Griffith Show Views: 24979 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
Disclaimer: The following is a not-for-profit fictional erotic parody of the TV Show "The Andy Griffith Show" and the characters within, to which I make no claim of ownership. |
CHAPTER 5
Lesson 4: Condoms
“Miss Crump.” Opie said, “Fuckin’ a girl’s mouth and butt is fun and all, but what if I just wanna fuck her pussy? Is there a safe way to do that?”“Well, I’m glad you asked that, Opie!” Helen smiled, “That’s our next lesson!” She looked over at sheriff Taylor, who was watching his son proudly from his chair. “Andy?” she said.
“Oh, right!” Andy grinned. He stood up and removed a small square object from his front pocket, handing it to Helen Crump.
Helen tore the package open and handed the square wrapper back to Andy. She showed the contents to Opie. To the young boy it looked like a rubber ring with a thin membrane over the opening. “What’s that, Miss Crump?” Opie asked curiously.
“It’s a condom.” Helen explained, “Some call it a rubber. It slips over your penis, kind of like a big rubber balloon. Here, let me get your cock hard again and I’ll show you.”
Helen placed her mouth over Opie’s flaccid penis and sucked until the fleshy organ began to swell. She slid her lips back and forth over Opie’s cock shaft until the boy’s massive organ reached its full seven inches.
The schoolteacher held Opie’s cock upright and placed the rubber disk atop his livid cock head. She rolled the condom down the boy’s throbbing shaft until it covered the entire length of his steely cock.
“See, “she demonstrated, “It goes on just like that. Now when you cum,” she said, tugging at the tip of the condom, “all the semen goes in the end here!”
“Oh!” Opie said, grasping the function of the contraceptive device, “That way the sperm won’t go into her cunt!”
“Right!” Helen confirmed proudly, “You really are pretty smart at this, Opie!”
Opie smiled bashfully, “Thank you, Miss Crump!” he said.
“Now, I’m going to get down on all fours like before,” said Helen, “but this time you get behind me and put your cock inside my pussy. We’re going to fuck in a position they call doggie-style!”
“Is that ’cause it’s the way dogs do it?” Opie asked.
“Yes,” Helen answered, “It resembles the way animals fuck.”
“Okay!” Opie smiled, chuckling at the funny name, “We’re gonna fuck doggie-style!”
Helen assumed her position on the floor, glancing back at the redheaded ten-year-old who was eagerly taking his assigned spot at her upraised rump. She smiled as she saw the freckle-faced boy place his rubber-encased penis at the entrance to her seething cunt hole.
Opie thrust forward, penetrating Helen’s sweltering pussy with his throbbing rock-hard dick. His young cock plowed into his teacher’s cunt forcefully, nearly knocking the breath out of the horny young woman.
“Oof!” Helen gasped, “Oh, my, Opie! You sure don’t waste any time, do you?”
“No, Ma’am!” Opie said as he pummeled Helen’s pussy with his searing cock, “I figured I’d get right down to business!”
Helen sighed, “Oh, I do love a boy who’s eager to learn!” She smiled lecherously as she humped back at Opie’s hammering cock, burying the boy’s seven-inch pole to the root with every plunge.
Opie gripped Helen Crump’s fleshy asscheeks, using the leverage gained to pound his rigid member harder and deeper into the woman’s wet blistering cunt. His hairless groin slapped against her jiggling buttcheeks as he pummeled her seething twat.
Helen felt the boy’s pace increase, “Are you going to cum, Opie?” she gasped.
“Y-yes’m…” Opie grunted thru his clenched teeth.
“Hold… hold on, Opie!” Miss Crump stammered, “I’m almost there… I wanna cum with you, Opie… I’m going to… cumm!” Helen’s sweltering cunt exploded in orgasm, clenching at Opie’s madly thrusting cock as it spasmed in ecstasy.
Opie lunged forward, releasing the gooey contents of his simmering balls into the condom that enclosed his penis. He continued to pump his stiff throbbing cock in and out of Helen’s scorching twat, spewing more gooey loads of hot young semen inside the rubber sheath.
Helen’s trembling orgasm wound to a close. She felt Opie’s vigorous pounding begin to slow and soon the young boy slumped forward, resting his hands against her shoulders. His slowly diminishing cock was still buried to the balls inside his teacher’s simmering cunt.
Opie stood erect, pulling his condom-wrapped cock from Miss Crump’s steaming pussy. The condom was slimy with Helen’s cunt juices and Opie was uncertain what to do with it.
“What do I do with the rubber, Miss Crump?” he asked.
Helen turned to face him. “I’ll show you.” she said. She grasped the tip of the spent condom and tugged it carefully from Opie’s dwindling dick. “Just pull it off… like this…” she demonstrated, “then you tie it off and throw it in the trash.”
“Well, now, Helen.” Andy interrupted with a lecherous grin, “I’ve never known you to just throw away a full condom!”
Helen blushed slightly, “Andy!” she grinned, “Not every girl does that!”
“Does what, Miss Crump?” Opie asked curiously.
“Well, Opie…” she smiled, “I hate to waste a hot gooey load of semen, so I usually suck out the cum before I throw the condom away… like this!”
Helen inverted the condom and held it over her open mouth, stripping out the glutinous load of salty-sweet boy-cum with her fingers. She closed her mouth and gulped down the gooey blob of sperm
Opie watched as his teacher tied the end of the empty condom in a knot and handed him the slimy rubber sheath. “Now place that in the wastebasket over in the corner.” she instructed.
Opie did as Helen directed him, tossing the spent condom in the trash.
“Excellent job, Opie!” Helen praised the young lad. “Another A-plus grade in condoms!”
“I believe there’s one more method you haven’t discussed with the boy.” Andy offered.
“What?” Helen asked, glancing over at Andy. The sheriff had already stripped off his pants and underwear and was standing half-naked in front of the chair. His gnarled eight-inch hard-on swung stiffly in front of him.
“Well, sometimes you can use the hands-on approach to relieve an aching cock!” Andy suggested.
“Why, of course!” Helen smiled, “You’re absolutely right! “Now pay close attention, Opie.” the teacher instructed, “I’m going to stroke your father’s cock off until he ejaculates all over my face!”
Opie stared, wide-eyed as he watched his teacher grasp his father’s throbbing veiny cock. Miss Crump’s hand slid back and forth over Andy’s engorged cock shaft. She started jerking it slowly, and then gradually began to increase her pace.
Helen cupped Andy’s drooping ball-sac in her left hand, gently fondling the sensitive orbs. She massaged the sheriff’s testicles with one hand while vigorously pumping his pulsing cock with the other.
Helen felt Andy’s churning balls begin to twitch within their hairy sac and she aimed his bloated purple cock head at her face, squinting her eyes in preparation for the steaming load of semen that would soon bathe her rosy cheeks.
“Here it comes!” Andy grunted as his pulsating penis erupted.
Helen stroked faster, eliciting an initial blast of scalding goo onto her right cheek. Turning her face slightly, she caught the next two hot bursts of gooey white cream on her forehead and left cheek. Syrupy trickles of gelatinous semen oozed down her face as she continued to pump the simmering contents of Andy’s roiling balls onto her eager upturned face.
Helen opened her mouth, capturing the final jet of hot gluey semen on her tongue. She swallowed down the gobbet of salty cum and smiled at Opie.
“See!” she said gleefully as she licked her lips, “You can squirt your semen all over a girl’s face, too! It feels good and, from what I’ve heard, it’s very good for a girl’s complexion!”
Opie nodded, “Neat! So is that our last lesson, Miss Crump?”
“Well, let’s see… you just learned hand-jobs and facials so I think that’s all you need to know! With a little practice, you’ll be an expert in no time!”
“Can… can I practice with you sometimes, Miss Crump?” Opie asked hopefully.
“Anytime you need a refresher course in anything, you just come to me and ask!” Helen replied.
Andy tousled his son’s red hair playfully, “Now you go on and get your clothes on while Miss Crump cleans up my cock, okay?” he said with a smile.
“Okay, Pa!” Opie said, gathering up his clothes.
Helen licked and sucked at Andy’s cock, cleaning the gooey traces of sticky cum from his cock shaft. She licked it thoroughly until it glistened with her saliva.
Opie finished dressing and was in the process of tying his shoes when Helen stood and began collecting her own clothing from the floor. She ran her fingers thru the slimy goo that coated her dripping face. “Looks like I’m going to have to wash my face!” she giggled.
“Opie,” Andy said, patting his boy on the back, “why don’t you run along and play. I think I’m gonna join Miss Crump in the shower!”
“Now don’t go bragging to the other boys about this, Opie!” Miss Crump cautioned him. “This is just among you and your father and I, all right?”
“Yes’m, Miss Crump!” Opie winked, “I understand!”
Opie started to rush toward the door when his father stopped him, “Hey, Opie!” Andy called out
“Yeah, Pa?”
Andy tossed a string of wrapped condoms to the young lad, who caught them with ease. “You might need these if you find a little girl who wants to play!”
“Thanks, Pa!” Opie said with a grin. The young boy shoved the condoms into his pocket before running happily out the door into the streets of Mayberry.
“I think you did a pretty good job of teaching the boy safe-sex, Helen!” Andy said as he escorted his girlfriend upstairs to the shower.
“Glad to help!” Helen smiled, “I’m sure he’s going to put all that newfound knowledge to good use!”
THE END
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