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The Physicist of 2A	By : DS197245 Category: 1 through F > The Big Bang Theory Views: 70 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I dont own the Big Bang Theory but I do own Dr. Leo Fordyce. Sheldon/Leo pairing

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Chapter 51
“ My god this is ridiculous! Where the hell are you Dakota?! Leo, Sheldon, Cayela, get up now! I’m freaking out!”
“ What the…?!”, Cayela suddenly shrieked as she jumped out of bed along with her cat Oreo and ran into the living room to see what was up with her parents doing the same from their bed as Sheldon shrieked, “ Good Lord!” and Leo shrieked, “ Geez Louise Leonard what is going on out here?! Why are you screaming?!”
“ Because Dakota’s missing Leo, that’s why! I feel like I’m about to have a panic attack!”, Leonard wheezed out as he was pacing back and forth in the living room looking completely exhausted while sucking on his inhaler.
“ Wait, what?!”, Leo and Cayela shrieked in concern.
“ Oh what fresh hell is this?! I knew this was going to happen but did your woman listen to me Leonard?! No!”, Sheldon hissed in concern.
“ Yeah well you’re not the only one that didn’t get listened to here Sheldon! I didn’t either and now I have no idea where my wife is! Oh god I really hope she’s ok and that this isn’t becoming another one of those real life Forensic Files scenarios like the one we had when Caltech got vandalized over the first episode ban of that show!”, Leonard hissed in a panic as he kept pacing the floor.
“ Yeah well it’s looking like it is becoming one! Sh*t this is not good! What do we do?!”, Leo shrieked as she started going too.
“ I don’t know! DAKOTA!”, Leonard shrieked in concern at the top of his voice which immediately caught Penny’s attention from across the hall.
“ My god what the hell is going on over here you lunatics?! What’s with the screaming like complete banshees for this early in the morning?! You woke me up out of a dead sleep and made me almost hit my head on my bedroom door!”, Penny hissed when she suddenly came barging into 4A from her apartment across the hall with her fists clenched at her sides in irritation.
“ Dakota’s missing Penny, that’s what! She went for a walk last night and said that she was going to be back in like 30 minutes but she never did come back and now I’m flipping the hell out! Gahhhh!”, Leonard screamed as he then shoved the couch over and starting going absolutely completely bazerk which immediately began to concern Sheldon, Leo, Cayela, and Penny that Leonard was going to possibly hurt himself.
“ Uncle Leonard!”, Cayela screamed as she tried to grab a hold of her godfather making Oreo let out a startled kitty screech as she then skidded underneath the fridge in the kitchen but Sheldon immediately scolded in concern, “ No Cayela, get away now! We got this! Dr. Leonard Hofstadter are you insane?! What are you doing?!” as he started grabbing a hold of his best friend with Leo and Penny doing the same.
“ No! Get off me Leo, Sheldon, and Penny! I’m having a nightmarish crisis right now! DAKOTA!”, Leonard screamed as he started struggling to get away from them.
“ Will you just calm down you asthmatic dumb a**?! We’ll find her, alright!”, Penny screamed at him in his face.
“ Yeah but what if we don’t?! For all we know she could be out there somewhere severely hurt or worse, dead! I don’t want to think about that being a possibility, I love her!”, Leonard screamed as he started hyperventilating.
“ We know that but you need to calm down before you hurt yourself! Do you want the police to get suspicious and think that you had something to do with Dakota’s disappearance?! Because we don’t!”, Leo screamed at her friend in his face too.
“ What?! That’s crazy Leo! Why would the police ever think that I had something to do with it?!”, Leonard screamed.
“ Because use your head genius, think about it! When you think about the Forensic Files show and all the episodes that they have made regarding the ones where the female married victims have mysteriously gone missing who’s the first person that investigators always suspect of doing something to them?!”, Penny screamed.
“ The husband?!”, Leonard screamed.
“ Yes! That’s you in this situation!”, Sheldon, Penny, and Leo screamed in his face.
“ Yeah well they can suspect me all they want but I had absolutely nothing to do with this! You guys know me better than anybody! I would never in a million years hurt Dakota in any way, shape, or form! She’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me!”, Leonard screamed as he shoved them away and continued pacing the floor while sucking on his inhaler.
“ Yeah no chiz but you know what now that I think more about it, it’s not just you that’s a suspect… WE ALL ARE!”, Penny screamed as she stared at her neighbors/friends as well as her autistic teenage niece.
“ Oh dear Lord, you’re right Penny! I did not think of that!”, Sheldon screamed.
“ I didn’t either, guilty until proven innocent! Oh geez this is awful!”, Leo screamed as she put her hands on her head.
“ We’re all suspects?! Ok I’m really scared now! Mom, Dad!”, Cayela screamed as she started to cry.
“ No no no sweetheart, calm down! It’s ok! Everything’s going to be fine, nothing’s going to happen to us!”, Leo interjected in concern as she pulled her daughter into her and began rubbing her back in soothing circles.
“ Woah what happened up here you guys?! What was all that banging and screaming that I heard up here from my apartment downstairs?!”, Melissa shrieked when she suddenly came running into 4A from her apartment two floors below.
“ That was Leonard making all that noise Melissa! He’s going absolutely nuts over the fact that Dakota’s gone missing!”, Penny screamed.
“ What?! Are you serious?! Dakota’s missing?! What the skeet shootin’ hell happened to her?!”, Melissa shrieked in concern.
“ We don’t know! She just told me to go to bed and went for a walk last night saying that she would be back in about 30 minutes or so but she never returned! This is the worst nightmare that could have ever happened to me and I don’t know I just… gahhhh!”, Leonard screamed as he went bazerk again making his friends all grab a hold of him again which included Melissa this time to prevent him from hurting himself.
“ Dr. Leonard Leaky Hofstadter get a hold of yourself! It’s going to be ok! Like I said, we will find her! Chill out!”, Penny screamed in Leonard’s face again.
“ Penny stop screaming at me! You’re not helping!”, Leonard screamed.
“ Ok ok let’s not panic! Let’s just call Danny and the police and figure out what to do next, alright?!”, Melissa screamed.
“ Ok fine!”, Leonard screamed as he tried to compose himself while Penny quickly took her phone out to call the police to report Dakota missing. Within a short time later after Molly got discharged from the hospital with her’s and Danny’s new baby girl April they all soon found themselves sitting at the Pasadena Police Department for questioning about everyone’s whereabouts the night before. Leonard was the most grilled by investigators out of everyone which was no surprise because of the fact that he was Dakota’s husband and the last person to see her before she went missing.
“ I’m going to ask you again Dr. Hofstadter, where were you last night at the time of your wife’s disappearance?”, one of the detectives asked in a demanding tone as he was leaning over the table in one of the interrogation rooms with two other detectives in the room with him.
“ I already told you where I was! I was at home the whole rest of the night after we came back from the hospital to witness the birth of our friends’ Molly and Officer Danny Metcalf’s daughter April! Dakota and I then watched a movie with our goddaughter Cayela and our two friends Dr. Leo Alejandra Fordyce-Cooper and Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper before they all headed to bed and Dakota decided to go for a 30 minute walk! Sheldon and I both told her not to go but she told us that she would be fine and told me to go to bed too before she just walked out of our apartment and left the building! I tried to go to sleep moments later but I couldn’t stop worrying about her so I got back up and went to sit in my armchair waiting up for her! I don’t know what happened to her after that, I swear!”, Leonard shrieked as he was sitting in front of the detectives who had a big bright light shining in his face. He could feel their accusing glares just radiating over him making him feel like they were out to get him just like how the forensic investigators were in the Forensic Files show when they would interrogate suspects.
“ I understand that’s what you’re saying but some of it that you’re telling us just seems in my opinion a bit suspicious!”, the detective said in a serious tone with a bit of suspicion in his voice.
“ Oh for God sakes you got to be kidding me! What is so skeet shootin’ suspicious about what I’m telling you detective?! I’m telling you the honest to God truth, I had nothing to do with Dakota’s disappearance! If I did I wouldn’t be sitting here freaking the fuck out about it now would I?!”, Leonard screamed as he slammed his fist down on the table.
“ Yes that’s a true fact Dr. Hofstadter but we just want to be sure that we have all of our ducks in a row before we jump to any conclusions in this case, alright! Because believe it or not in most cases like this 9 times out of 10 it always ends up being the husband as the person that commits the crime regarding their missing spouse!”, the detective said in a serious tone.
“ Yeah I get it but listen here pal, you guys can suspect me all you want but I’m telling you that I absolutely didn’t do anything to her and would never do anything to her! Dakota Chantel ‘ Skullbreaker’ Hofstadter is the absolute love of my entire life! She’s been that to me since the very first day I met her when her name was Dakota Chantel ‘ Skullbreaker’ Harris!”, Leonard screamed in concern and seriousness within his voice. He felt like he wanted to start crying in that moment because he couldn’t believe what was going on.
“ Ok buddy you need to calm yourself down before you end up hurting yourself or someone else in here. You getting all histerical right now is not helping the situation.”, another detective said in a firm voice.
“ Getting all histerical right… MY WIFE WHO I LOVE IS MISSING! How else am I supposed to act in a situation like this?! Calm down my a**! I just want my wife back! Somebody better be looking for her or else I’m going to go tazmanian devil crazy!”, Leonard screamed as he slammed his hands down on the table in severe concern and anger.
“ Excuse me Dr. Leonard Hofstadter but we are doing everything we possibly can to find her but we just need to be able to clear the air about who could potentially be responsible for this crime. We don’t want to be leaving any unturned stones in this case. So like I said you need to calm down now before somebody gets hurt.”, the detective said in a firm voice.
“ Will you stop telling me to calm down I… gahhh, I can’t take this anymore! DAKOTA WHERE ARE YOU?!”, Leonard screamed as he suddenly jumped up from the chair going completely apeshit.
“ Ok that’s it, get him get him!”, one of the detectives shouted as they all jumped up from their chairs to restrain Leonard with a set of handcuffs behind his back to keep him from hurting himself as he started crying, “ I want you back honey! Ow, that hurts! Get your hands off me! What are you doing?!”
“ We said to calm down pal! You’re starting to draw way too much attention to yourself more than there needs to be at the moment and that’s not appreciated!”, the detective shouted as he and his two fellow detectives were gripping Leonard’s arms after his wrists were bound behind him.
“ Because I’m upset! You’re accusing me of doing something to my wife that I had nothing to do with! I just want her back safe and unharmed man, that’s all I ask! I love her more than anything in this entire universe!”, Leonard cried.
“ We all want her back Leonard but you need to calm down! You’re making the situation much worse than it is right now and it’s starting to drive us nuts!”, Howard hissed when he suddenly stormed into the room with the others.
“ Yeah seriously Hofstadter, just take a chill pill would ya and shut up! We’re going get to the bottom of this nonsense no matter what it takes! Geez Louise!”, Raj hissed as he threw a death glare at his friend.
“ Raj, Howard, both of you shut up! This isn’t helping the cause! Ow!”, Leonard screamed as the detectives tightened their grip on him when he tried to break free from the handcuffs around his wrists.
“ Chill out, alright! You’re only dragging this out more the more you continue to freak out! The second you calm down we’ll take these cuffs off, ok?!”, another detective hissed.
“ I just want to know where my wife is and to know if she’s ok or not! Somebody please just wake me up from this horrible nightmare! My god!”, Leonard cried.
“ Leonard!”, Sheldon hissed at his best friend.
“ What Sheldon?!”, Leonard cried.
“ Woah… what the hell is going on here?”, Paul Dowling, the writer of Forensic Files suddenly asked in concern when he walked into the Pasadena Police Department interrogation room with Peter Thomas, the narrator of the show.
“ Yeah, did something bad just happen that we don’t know about?”, Peter Thomas asked in concern.
“ Oh balls it’s the Forensic Files guys again! Seriously, could this situation get any worse?!”, Penny hissed as she rolled her eyes.
“ Will you shut up bestie before I smack you with my purse again like I accidentally did once when I tried to hit Bernadette with it over the parking space dispute at Caltech between Sheldon and Howard!”, Amy hissed at her with her fists clenched at her sides.
“ Amy zip it! I don’t want to hear any of this right now and to answer your question Paul and Peter my wife Dakota is missing thank you very much! She went for a walk last night but never came home! I’ve never been so freaked out like this in my entire life before! This is as if we’re living through a scenario in your show and I can tell you right now that this absolutely sucks!”, Leonard cried.
“ Ok ok you have a point there about that Dr. Hofstadter. This is exactly the kind of stuff that happens in our show but most of these cases get solved at the end of the episodes and I’m sure it’s going to be the same thing for your wife, alright?”, Paul said in concern as he put his hands up in front of him.
“ Yeah so just take a breather man.”, Peter said in concern as he did the same thing.
“ Oh skeet shootin’ hell, this is preposterous!”, Sheldon hissed as he rolled his eyes.
“ Dad!”, Cayela hissed at her father as she was standing next to her friends Florence, Arista, Charlotte, Julia, Mckenna, Sawyer, Nim, Robbie, and Summer as well as her boyfriend Kirby.
“ Sheldon will you shut up and I will take a breather Peter when I know that my wife is going to be ok! I seriously don’t want this situation to be turned into an episode of your’s and Paul’s crime show! The last thing I want to be dealing with is a bunch of tv cameras in my face making me look like an absolute criminal when I had nothing to do with any of this to begin with!”, Leonard cried.
“ Oh son of a bi*ch!”, Bernadette hissed as she rolled her eyes and crossed her arms in front of her.
“ Excuse me but what in the name of the Lord was that young lady?!”, Mrs. Cooper scolded her.
“ You heard what I said Mrs. Cooper! Butt out!”, Bernadette hissed.
“ Will you shut up Bernadette! This isn’t the time for you to be bossing people around!”, Amanda hissed as she narrowed her eyes at her.
“ Yeah well it isn’t the time for you to be doing that either Amanda!”, Kennedy shot at her sister.
“ Kennedy zip your trap before I lock you in a closet for the next several hours and make you listen to The Hex Girls!”, Amanda shot back.
“ Oh good grief!”, Jasper hissed as he rolled his eyes along with Aunt Sylvia.
“ Oh geez here we go again!”, Stephen, Junior, and Garrett hissed as they did the same and smacked their palms against their foreheads.
“ What?! That’s ridiculous! Seriously sis, what is with your obsession of this fictional wiccan band about?!”, Kennedy shot back.
“ That’s none of your business! It’s stuff that I like! I don’t pester you about stuff that you like so why are you doing it to me?!”, Amanda hissed as she flipped her hair over her shoulder.
“ I don’t know, I’m just a person!”, Kennedy hissed.
“ Barely.”, Donny said as he narrowed his eyes at his sister-in law.
“ Donny!”, Kennedy hissed.
“ Alright that’s enough! Let’s not aggravate each other at the moment, especially since we have someone from our large family missing and we don’t have any idea where she is yet!”, Mrs. Fordyce scolded.
“ Yes I very much agree with that. Let’s just all calm down because that’s the only way we’re going to end up solving this mystery.”, Mr. Fordyce said as he nodded his head.
“ Well if I can make a suggestion, why don’t Peter and I help you guys solve this mystery but without the cameras?”, Paul asked as Peter nodded his head in agreement.
“ Alright fine, but if we see one camera in our faces then you two are out of here got it?! I want both of your word that you will not air this episode on tv!”, Leonard hissed as his tears began to subside and the detectives released his wrists from the handcuffs when they felt that he was calmed down enough.
“ We promise Leonard!”, Paul and Peter said as they gave him their word.
“ Ok, thank you!”, Leonard hissed.
“ Woah woah woah, hold up! We’re seriously doing an episode of Forensic Files on this?!”, Charlotte gasped in shock as her eyes went wide.
“ Yeah apparently so Char but just without the cameras rolling!”, Florence exclaimed with a smile.
“ Oh this is sweet man!”, Charlotte exclaimed as the two girls started letting out high pitched girly shrieks while the rest of their friends were just laughing in amusement around them.
“ Alright alright girls that’s enough! We understand you’re excited about this but you need to calm down in order for this to work, ok!”, Paul said with a giddy laugh as he handed a tape recorder to Peter.
“ Ok, sorry! It’s just that we’re pretty big fans of this show and the thought of being in an episode is just really cool!”, Florence exclaimed as her and Charlotte began to try composing themselves from the excitement they were feeling.
“ Yeah I’ll say! This is off the hizno man! Woo!”, Kirby exclaimed with a smirk on his face as he threw his hands in the air.
“ Kirby!”, Leonard, Leo, Sheldon, Aunt Sylvia, Jasper, Mr. and Mrs. Fordyce, Mrs. Cooper, Georgie, Missy, Florence, Cayela, Charlotte, Raychel, Courtney, Nevel, Aunt Josephine, Uncle Kevin, Mrs. Stormbender, Alvin Stormbender, Dexter, Raciella, Blaze, Kennedy, Amanda, Donny, Danny, Molly, Julia, Arista, Mr. and Mrs. Harris, Johnathan, Eamon, Mr. and Mrs. Rivers, Kesley, Junior, Garrett, Stephen, Amy, Penny, Bernadette, Howard, Yesenia, Raj, Stuart, Mr. and Mrs. Rossfire, Anna, Morgan, Megynn, Melissa, Kemdan, Shelina, Carmen, Gia, Simon, Brady, Ariel, Sawyer, Mckenna, Nim, Robbie, Summer, Alyssa, Axel, Kenner, and Artemis shouted at him.
“ What?! What did I say?!”, Kirby shot back.
Woof woof woof woof!
“ Gidget hush up! Good Lord!”, Sheldon hissed at the Fordyce family German Shepherd dog who had decided that she was going to interject something into the conversation too.
“ Alright everyone shut up! Now how this is going to work is Peter’s going to be narrating this whole story into this tape recorder and what you guys are going to be doing is saying things about Dakota in between the pauses of the narration! Things about her life, her personality, etc.!”, Paul interjected as he made a silence motion with his hands.
“ Yeah yeah we know how this works pal, we’ve seen this show a bunch of times before!”, Amy hissed as she rolled her eyes.
“ Ok well then here’s goes a new behind the scenes episode of Forensic Files, The Mysterious Disappearance of Dakota Chantel ‘ Skullbreaker’ Hofstadter. Theme song?”, Paul said.
“ I got your theme song right here dude! Let’s go!”, Robbie exclaimed as she took her iPod out and started up the short version of the Forensic Files theme song at the same time that Peter started the recording on the tape recorder.
‘ And here’s where our episode starts! Oh balls!’, Penny hissed in her mind as she rolled her eyes again. Then a few minutes after the theme song on Robbie’s iPod faded out Peter began his narration of the situation while in between pauses everyone else began say something brief about Dakota and as more additional questions were being asked by detectives to the rest of the gang amongst Peter’s narration Leonard found himself sitting in a jail cell for a brief moment after he went completely bazerk again that is until someone else in the neighborhood said something about seeing a man matching Rico James Boriellas’s description attacking Dakota the night before as she was walking down the street and dragging her away around a street corner but said he had no idea where he went after that. The behind the scenes episode then continued with more police interrogations of several people around the Pasadena area before it eventually lead investigators to Dakota fortunately being found alive huddled in a bruised and half naked position on the ground in the woods somewhere near the outskirts of the city and after the evidence was collected the episode then ended with Rico getting arrested for what he did to Dakota and thrown in jail making him immediately shout, “ Curse you stupid bitch, I hate you!” due to the fact that he had violated his restraing order that she had given him shortly after crashing the party at the Fordyces house a while back before Dakota was then reunited with the others at the Pasadena Police Department just as the longer version of the Forensic Files theme song started playing on Robbie’s iPod.
“ Dakota!”, all the other adults exclaimed as they all threw their arms around her crying happy tears.
“ You guys!”, Dakota happily cried as she was embracing everybody back.
“ Oh thank God you’re alright! You scared the hell out of us honey!”, Leonard happily cried as he just grabbed his wife and held her against his chest.
“ I know I freaked you guys out Leonard but it’s ok, I’m fine! Oh god I missed you!”, Dakota happily cried.
“ We missed you too!”, Leonard happily cried as he then kissed her madly on the lips with her doing the same back to him.
“ Well Peter I would say that was another successful episode.”, Paul said with a satisfied smile as he watched the happy scene unfolding right in front of him and Peter.
“ Got that right Paul, mystery solved.”, Peter said with the same smile on his face as the two men smacked hands with each other before Peter ended the tape recording on his tape recorder.
“ Mystery solved indeed homies! Thank you Forensic Files!”, Howard exclaimed as he threw his hands in the air before the others started smacking hands with each other in celebration.
“ Wait what?! You guys turned my disappearance into an episode?!”, Dakota shrieked in surprise.
“ Yeah we did Dakota but don’t look at us, that was their idea!”, Bernadette laughed as she pointed at Paul and Peter.
“ Hi, nice to see you again Dakota.”, Peter and Paul said with a smile as they waved at her.
“ Oh my god I don’t know what to say except thank you so much for this Paul Dowling and Peter Thomas. You guys are really good at what you do.”, Dakota said with a smile as she shook her head.
“ No problem. Thank you.”, Paul and Peter said. The conversations continued for a little while there at the police station before everyone headed back to Apartment 4A and shortly after Leonard and Dakota got some rest together in their bed they joined the others out in the living room to celebrate to the song Stripper Girl by Ed Genesis on the stereo system while baby April was taking a nap that Paul had decided to play due to the fact that it was a song that was featured in one of their previous episodes of Forensic Files which was episode 50 - Best Foot Forward from Season 13.
“ Oh yeah bitches, this rocks!”, Raj exclaimed as he was dancing like an idiot around the living room.
“ Yeah you said it Raj! What’s up Pasadena?! May the Force be with you!”, Howard exclaimed as he was doing the same thing while bumping his back into Raj’s.
“ Oh would you just shut up Howie?! You’re an absolute putz sometimes!”, Bernadette laughed as she shook her head.
“ Good Lord you idiots are killing me right now, although this is obnoxious!”, Sheldon laughed as he was making fool out of himself as well to the music even though he’s always said that he doesn’t dance.
“ Oh will just shut up Sheldon, this is a celebration about the fact that we just got Dakota back from a scary Forensic Files moment that we just lived through! Lighten up and get in the mood would ya!”, Leo laughed as she looked at her husband while she was dancing to the music too.
“ Leo don’t push it, ow! Penny?!”, Sheldon hissed before he shrieked in surprise after he was suddenly thumped on the head by Penny when she came dancing in between her two neighbors/friends.
“ Just shut the hell up Dr. Whackadoodle and just listen to the music like the rest of us! Nobody wants to hear your bi*ching about this right now, especially Paul and Peter who are the ones that helped us solve the mystery of our missing friend using their crime show in the first place!”, Penny hissed.
“ Aw alright, fine! But you just received a strike for that!”, Sheldon hissed as he let out a sigh.
“ Shelly enough!”, Mrs. Cooper scolded.
“ Best crime show ever!”, Peter said with a giddy laugh as he started bobbing around a little bit to the music playing.
“ Couldn’t agree more with you!”, Paul said with a giddy laugh as he started doing the same thing. But as this was happening the two men suddenly received the biggest shock of their life when Amy suddenly approached them and kissed Peter right in front of everyone.
“ What the Beach Boys?!”, Bernadette exclaimed in shock as her mouth dropped open.
“ Sweet Chewbacca!”, Stuart exclaimed.
“ Holy crap!”, Raj exclaimed.
“ What the frack?! Did she just…?!”, Howard exclaimed as he did a double take to make that what he was seeing was real.
“ Hell yeah I did, don’t ask!”, Amy exclaimed as she broke away from the kiss she gave Peter before she went back to dancing to the music.
“ Wow, I was not expecting that!”, Peter exclaimed in shock as his mouth was left hanging open while his eyes went wide. He couldn’t believe what just happened to him.
“ Yeah me neither! Well, it looks like you just nailed yourself a girlfriend dude!”, Paul exclaimed with a giddy laugh as he playfully punched Peter’s shoulder.
“ Yeah you think?! That’s the first time that something like that has ever happened to me and you know what I think I like it! In fact, come here Dr. Fowler!”, Peter exclaimed as he suddenly grabbed Amy by the wrist and spun her towards him making her shriek with glee as he then kissed her back causing more shocked stares from everyone again. In that moment the two of them had now become boyfriend and girlfriend with each other.
“ Oh Lord in Heaven I don’t believe this!”, Mrs. Cooper exclaimed in shock as she stared at the neurobiologist who was sucking face with the narrator of Forensic Files and seemingly enjoying it.
“ Woah baby! Ohhhhh!”, Mckenna, Sawyer, Arista, Julia, Kirby, Florence, Charlotte, Robbie, Nim, and Summer exclaimed as they started cheering and smacking hands with each other while Dexter, Raciella, and Blaze stared with wide eyes at the scene in front of them.
“ Ta loco what?!”, Dexter exclaimed in shock.
Woof woof woof!
Meow!
“ You go Auntie Amy! This is awesome!”, Cayela exclaimed as she started joining her friends and her boyfriend smacking hands with them too.
“ Yeah I agree Cayela, this is great stuff! Way to go Fowler and Thomas! That’s what I’m talking about!”, Howard laughed in amusement as he was giving Amy and Peter a thumbs up at what they were doing with each other.
“ Yes, congratulations!”, Sheldon interjected.
“ Thank you!”, Amy and Peter exclaimed before they went back to kissing each other as they began dancing with each other to the music.
“ Man this is turning out to be the best day ever! We got Rico thrown in jail for attacking me last night and now Amy just hooked up with Peter Thomas the narrator of Forensic Files! What could be better than this?!”, Dakota exclaimed with a giddy laugh as she was dancing with Leonard.
“ I don’t know but I couldn’t agree more with you Dakota! I love you!”, Leonard laughed.
“ I love you too Leonard!”, Dakota laughed as she kissed him while they continued dancing together.
“ Oh yeah what up cats and dogs?! This is really going down now!”, Carmen exclaimed as she suddenly stripped her t-shirt off revealing her sports bra again like she did at the bar and started twerking around like an idiot making her friends and everyone else immediately stare at her.
“ CARMEN WERDA OWOSSKI!”, all the other adults shouted at her in unamused voices.
“ What?!”, Carmen exclaimed as she stopped dancing for a moment.
“ Put your shirt back on woman! There are children here and this is not appropriate!”, Leo hissed at her friend.
“ Oh come on Leo, lighten up would ya! I’m just getting into the music! It’s not like I’m hurting anybody!”, Carmen laughed.
“ Um hello you’re teaching your niece Cayela that what you’re doing is ok behavior to do which it’s not! Stop doing that and set a good example for her before I come over there and smack you upside the head for that!”, Leo hissed.
“ Ok fine, you have a point! I’ll stop!”, Carmen laughed as she then put her shirt back on and continued dancing normally.
“ Thank you!”, Leo hissed.
“ Ditz!”, Georgie hissed at Carmen.
“ Oh will you shut up Georgie!”, Carmen hissed back at him.
“ Smooth you wildhog!”, Missy hissed at her brother.
“ Missy shut up! How many times do I have to tell y’all that?!”, Georgie hissed back at his sister.
“ Does it really matter you dork?!”, Missy hissed.
“ Alright Heavenly Father that’s enough Missy and George Cooper Jr.! We have already gone through one episode of Forensic Files because of Dakota’s disappearance from last night, we don’t need to start another one! So knock it off or so help me Lord I will smack the bejesus out of you two! Do y’all understand that?!”, Mrs. Cooper scolded them.
“ Alright Ma we’ll stop!”, Missy and Georgie hissed as they rolled their eyes.
“ Thank you!”, Mrs. Cooper scolded.
“ Out of my way people! Artemis Cherise Maxson is coming through!”, Artemis exclaimed as she was dancing her way through everybody, really getting into the music and looking like she was having the time of her life.
“ Yeah get it Artemis! Shake your thing girl! That’s what’s up!”, Dakota exclaimed as she was watching her gym assistant friend swinging all over the place.
“ Oh just shut up Skullbreaker and get over here!”, Artemis laughed.
“ Ok you asked for it! Here I come!”, Dakota laughed as she joined Artemis in what she was doing while the two began to bump their butts and backs into each other.
“ Nice one ladies!”, Kenner interjected at the two women as he gave them a thumbs up.
“ Thanks Kenner!”, Dakota and Artemis exclaimed as they kept dancing together and laughing in amusement.
“ Well this is quite a surprise Amy.”, Peter said with a smile as he was still dancing with her.
“ Yeah I kind of figured it would Peter. I don’t usually do things like this but for whatever reason I just couldn’t help myself this time.”, Amy said with a smile.
“ Interesting. Can I ask you question?”, Peter asked.
“ Sure. What is it?”, Amy asked.
“ Since when did you develop an attraction to me all of a sudden?”, Peter asked as he was staring at her in her eyes.
“ Probably since the first day we all met. For some reason there’s just something about you I like.”, Amy said as she was batting her eyes at him.
“ Well maybe is it the sound of my narrating voice in the Forensic Files episodes?”, Peter asked as he kept smiling at her.
“ Yeah I think so! It sounds cute to me!”, Amy said with a smile as she kissed him again.
“ Figures that had to be the reason you like me!”, Peter laughed as he kissed her back again.
“ Oh just stop it!”, Amy laughed.
“ Well she seems very smitten with him!”, Yesenia laughed as she pointed at Amy while dancing next to Penny.
“ Oh to hell she does Yesenia! The girl can’t stop kissing him! Nice score Ames!”, Penny laughed.
“ Thanks bestie!”, Amy laughed as she kept kissing her new crime show narrator boyfriend.
Wahhhh!
“ Oh hell, April’s crying! I’ll be right back Molly!”, Danny hissed as he started walking away from his wife to go see what was wrong with their newborn daughter.
“ Well ok Danny!”, Molly called out as she kept dancing to the music with their friends.
“ This music is great, almost as great as you Alvin!”, Mrs. Stormbender said with a giddy laugh as she was dancing with her husband.
“ I would agree with that whole-heartedly Delia! Come here my love!”, Alvin laughed as he spun his wife towards him making her shriek with glee as he kissed her.
“ Hey Paul, what you want to bet that those two are going to end up in the sack together tonight?”, Howard asked with a smirk when he walked up to Paul and pointed at Amy and Peter who were still in the satisfying throws of dancing with each other to the music and kissing.
“ Well Howard I can’t put a price on that so you’re on your own buddy, sorry.”, Paul said with a smirk as he slapped Howard’s shoulder and walked away.
“ Damn it!”, Howard hissed.
“ I’ll bet you 30 bucks dude!”, Raj said with a smirk when he walked up to his best friend.
“ You’re on pal!”, Howard snickered as the two of them smacked each other’s hands.
“ Bailamos senors and senoritas! Let’s get it, yeah!”, Kemdan exclaimed as he was dancing like a madman all over the living room.
“ That dorky paca la is just always really full of himself isn’t he Leo?!”, Morgan asked with a giddy laugh as she shook her head.
“ Yeah he really is Morgan but he’s our friend regardless so who are we to complain?!”, Leo laughed as she started smacking hands with her best friend.
“ Exactly bestie!”, Morgan laughed as they continued dancing with the others including Danny who came back moments later after he changed April’s diaper and put her back to sleep. But little did any of them know that someone was watching them through the security camera lens of the Aquaman statue that was sitting on the shelf in the living room of 4A from an undisclosed location on the far side of the city.
“ Yeah that’s right, enjoy your little party while you still can because it won’t last long! Every single one of you pathetic idiots is going to pay for destroying my father, my Uncle Devon, my Aunt Skye, and my cousins Raven, Gavin, and Larry! Get ready to taste the wrath of Ivas Philbin Stormbender! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!”, Ivas Philbin Stormbender, Fred’s elusive and long lost 28 year old son evilly laughed as he continued watching the others on a giant computer screen from his lair that he had built for himself since he willingly disappeared from the Stormbender family when he was just 17 years old. He decided to spy on everyone for a few more minutes before he turned his computer off leaving the others at the apartment to continue their little celebration before they all went their separate ways for the evening except for Peter who decided to go spend the night with Amy at her apartment. However in the middle of the night while the neurobiologist and the Forensic Files narrator were sleeping in Amy’s room in her bed they were suddenly woken up by the sound of the front door opening and closing out in the living room to which began to freak them out a bit thinking that someone was trying to break in.
“ What in the world was that?”, Peter quietly asked as he looked at his new girlfriend when they turned on the bedside lamp and sat up in the bed.
“ I’m not sure but I think someone’s trying to break in. Come on let’s go see who this low life is so I can give them what for.”, Amy said in concern as she and Peter then got out of bed and left the bedroom slinking against the dark hallway wall after Amy grabbed her purse from the closet to use as a weapon against the individual that had decided to come into her apartment in the first place.
“ Really Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler?! You’re going to use your purse as a defense weapon?!”, Peter quietly hissed at her.
“ Yes I am Peter Thomas because it’s got a coffee can full of change in it that I still haven’t taken to the bank yet and honestly I don’t think I ever will! Now just shut up before the intruder hears us and then we get hurt!”, Amy quietly hissed at her new boyfriend as they were still slowly slinking against the wall to confront whoever it was but then they received the biggest shock of their lives when Amy suddenly flipped the light on in the living room revealing the last person who they would have ever thought would be there.
“ Arista Stormbender?!”, Peter and Amy asked in shock when they saw Arista standing in the living room looking like she had seen a ghost and was about to pass out.
“ Yeah it’s me Dr. Fowler and Peter Thomas! I’m freaking out!”, Arista said in a frightened voice as she could feel herself starting to hyperventilate.
“ Freaking out about what? What is it?”, Amy asked in concern.
“ I’m all of a sudden getting this strange feeling that something really bad is about to happen to all of us soon, more specifically with…!”, Arista started to say in fear but couldn’t get the words out.
“ More specifically with what? Who are you talking about?”, Peter asked in concern.
“ My… my cousin who went missing several years ago by choice! He’s my crazy Uncle Fred’s son and his name is Ivas!”, Arista choked out in fear.
“ Ivas?!”, Peter asked in concern.
“ That’s insane! What about this guy that’s got you so freaked out right now Arista?!”, Amy asked in concern.
“ I mean that I think he’s back now and lurking around somewhere in this city waiting for an opportunity to strike and I don’t know what to do! I’m scared that he’s going to do something very horrible and that somebody’s going to end up dead! Oh god I can’t breathe!”, Arista shrieked as she was really hyperventilating and pacing the living room floor.
“ Ok ok calm down, it’s alright sweetie! Come here, sit!”, Amy said in concern as she and Peter then made Arista sit down with them on the couch before they embraced her as she then started letting out gasping screams and started to cry.
“ Does your mother know that you’re here?”, Peter asked in concern as he stared at the frightened 14 year old girl that sitting in between him and Amy on the couch wrapped up in their arms.
“ No she doesn’t! I just snuck out and came here because I didn’t want to bother and wake up her and my stepdad as well Dexter, Raciella, and Blaze too and end up worrying them about this!”, Arista cried.
“ Are you seriously kidding me?! Arista you can’t do that! You’re going to make them think that someone kidnapped you!”, Amy said in concern.
“ Yeah that’s not good and not smart at all! Especially if you’re really that freaked out by this so-called cousin of your’s and think that he’s going to do something! Anything could have happened to you and that’s not something we want to ever think about!”, Peter said in concern as he shook his head.
“ Yes I get it and I’m sorry for bothering you guys! Look can I just crash out here on the couch and talk to my family in the morning?!”, Arista cried.
“ Ok fine, you can stay here but you are so talking to them first thing in the morning and telling them about what happened because the last thing Peter and I want right now is them getting mad at us for not saying anything!”, Amy said in concern with a sigh.
“ Ok, good night.”, Arista sniffled as she then fell asleep on the couch.
“ Good night Arista.”, Peter and Amy said before they got up from the couch, shut the living room light off, and went back to bed in Amy’s room but not before kissing each other again. Then shortly after breakfast the next morning Arista decided to sit on the couch for a minute to watch tv while Amy and Peter were cleaning up in the kitchen just talking, laughing, and kissing each other when all of a sudden there was a knock at the door so the two lovers went to answer it to see that it was Mrs. Stormbender looking absolutely furious.
“ Oh hi Delia what are you…?”, Amy started to ask but was cut off by Mrs. Stormbender shouting, “ Save it Amy! Arista Giovanna Stormbender!”
“ Mom?! What are you doing here?!”, Arista shrieked when she jumped off the couch to face her mother.
“ Don’t give me any of that young lady! I want to know right now why you thought it was ok to just leave the house in the middle of the night without telling me, Alvin, Raciella, Blaze, and Dexter about where you were going in the first place?! Explain that or so help me Lord I am going to go ballistic!”, Mrs. Stormbender shouted in anger at her daughter as she stood in the doorway of Amy’s apartment with her arms crossed.
“ Because I was having a freak out and I didn’t want to bother you at the moment! I thought you would get mad at me for waking you up if I did!”, Arista shrieked.
“ Yeah well you made me mad anyway for what you just did last night! You scared the living hell out of us! Alvin and I basically tore up the entire house looking for you to the point where we were about 2 seconds away from reporting you missing to the police too! You don’t do things like that, EVER! You 100% know better than that!”, Mrs. Stormbender shouted in anger.
“ Ok ok I’m sorry! I won’t do that anymore!”, Arista shrieked as she hung her head in shame.
“ You better not or I swear to God you are going to be grounded into the next century! Do you understand that young lady?!”, Mrs. Stormbender shouted in anger.
“ Yes I get it Mom!”, Arista shrieked.
“ Good! Now please go get your butt in the car! We will talk more about this when we get home!”, Mrs. Stormbender shouted in anger as she pointed her finger down the hallway.
“ Alright fine, bye Dr. Fowler and Peter Thomas.”, Arista said in shame as she walked out of Amy’s apartment heading down the hallway to walk down the stairs to get into her mother’s car.
“ Bye Arista.”, Amy and Peter said.
“ I am so sorry you two had to see that. I rarely ever get this mad at Arista but I just couldn’t help myself. What she did just really pissed me off because she knows better than to just wander off without telling me where she’s going.”, Mrs. Stormbender said with a frustrated sigh.
“ That’s totally understandable Delia. She’s your child so it makes sense that you would get mad at her for doing something like this.”, Peter said.
“ Very true. Alright I’ll get out of your hare now, thank you for keeping her safe last night.”, Mrs. Stormbender said as she then started walking away.
“ No problem, bye!”, Amy called out.
“ Bye!”
“ Well that was weird.”, Peter said as he then shut the door.
“ Yeah I agree. Now where were we?”, Amy asked. Peter just said nothing after that and started kissing her again making her do the same back to him but as they started rubbing their hands all over each other while standing behind the front door they were suddenly interrupted again when the door was flung into them by a very petrified Howard Joel Wolowitz who looked like he was on the verge of passing out.
“ Ahhhhh!”, Amy shrieked in surprise as the impact of the door pushed her back away from Peter.
“ Hey what the fuck man?! What are you…?!”, Peter shrieked in surprise when he saw his friend standing in the doorway.
“ Shut up shut up shut up this has nothing to do with you right now Peter! This has to do with me and Amy!”, Howard screamed in terror as he pointed between himself and Amy.
“ Well what about you and Amy?! What is…?!”, Peter shrieked as Amy then shrieked, “ Yeah what the hell Wolowitz?! What are you freaked out about?!”
“ You and I are being investigated for federal second-degree murder!”, Howard screamed in terror making Amy and Peter gasp in horror at what he just said.
“ Federal second-degree murder?! What are you talking about?!”, Amy shrieked in terror as she stared at her aerospace engineer friend.
“ I’m talking about the fact that I just got an email this morning from the Department of Homeland Security! Apparently without our knowledge of it they were doing a cyber sweep to clean out the viruses in the cyberworld and discovered Dr. Stormbender’s remains to which they traced the deletion codes on it back to my laptop and found our fingerprints all over it!”, Howard screamed in terror.
“ Oh my god, are you kidding me?!”, Amy screamed in terror.
“ Do I look like I’m kidding to you?! No! They said that they’re going to throw us in federal prison for life without parole unless if we give them a reasonable reason for why we did this!”, Howard screamed in terror.
“ Oh god this is bad!”, Amy screamed in terror as she put her hands on her head.
“ Yeah I would agree with that! Oh sweet Jesus!”, Peter shrieked in horror at the thought that his new girlfriend and their friend could possibly end up in federal prison for what they did to Leo’s enemy a while ago.
“ Not now Peter! YOU FUCKING IDIOT! Why would you leave a virtual trail of that in the first place?!”, Amy screamed in terror as she punched Howard in the chest for his stupidity.
“ Ow! Hey don’t get mad at me for this Amy, this wasn’t my fault! How was I supposed to know that they were going to do a cyber sweep?!”, Howard screamed in terror as he rubbed the area on his chest where his friend had hit him.
“ You have a masters in engineering from MIT Howard! You should know better than anyone that the government monitors everything including the cyberworld! So you know what mister, YOU caused this problem so you’re gonna fix it or so help me in the name of The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit I’m gonna turn your Jewish a** into a German pretzel for this!”, Amy screamed in terror.
“ Yeah I know that but what do you suggest I do?! Get rid of the evidence?! That’s going to get us into even more trouble so we need to just face the fact that I screwed up and that we’re not going to get out of this! We’re just doomed to be possible convicted federal criminals for what we did to Dr. Devon Phinneas Stormbender!”, Howard screamed in terror.
“ Oh HELLS no! I ain’t going down with you for your mistake Mr. Luke Skywalker! This ain’t the Rebel Alliance from the Star Wars Trilogy! There’s got to be a way to fix this mess because I will not and I repeat, I WILL NOT GO TO FEDERAL PRISON BECAUSE OF YOU!”, Amy screamed in terror as she threw an angry finger at her friend giving him an earful of a Star Wars reference.
“ Hey I don’t want to go to federal prison either as much as you and the next guy! Believe me, I HAD NO IDEA THAT THEY WERE GOING TO DO THAT! I didn’t take that course in engineering!”, Howard screamed in terror.
“ Yeah well I’m gonna rip your freaking face off for this you Jewish meathead! Come here!”, Amy screamed in anger as she lunged at him after she grabbed her purse to hit him with it but he immediately bolted out of Amy’s apartment away from her screaming in terror, “ Ahhhh, no! Amy get away from me!”
“ Hey hey hey! Amy, Howard, come back here! You can’t just… oh son of a bi*ch!”, Peter hissed as he immediately chased after them slamming the door shut behind him.
“ GANGWAAAAAAY!”, Howard screamed in terror as he ran into Apartment 4A moments later with a fuming mad Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler chasing after him swinging her purse as well as a very concerned Peter Thomas who was running after her trying to get her to calm down to which immediately caught the attention of Leo, Leonard, Sheldon, Dakota, Cayela, and Florence inside the apartment as well as Penny, Bernadette, Paul, Raj, Yesenia, Melissa, and Stuart who were visiting with each other across the hall in Penny’s apartment and came running over there to see what was going on.
“ You’re dead you nincompoop! I’m gonna…!”, Amy screamed in anger as she came up behind Howard raising her purse in the air to swing it at him.
“ Ahhh, Amy don’t…!”, Howard screamed in terror as he suddenly found himself being aggressively beaten repeatedly by his friend’s coffee can change purse when she caught him behind the couch.
“ Ileon! ( Oh dear!)”, Yesenia shrieked in Korean as she the other women proceeded to grab a hold of Amy to keep her from killing Howard.
“ Oh for cripes sake, what the…?!”, Raj shrieked as he started the same to Howard with other men to separate him from Amy.
“ Woah woah woah, what is going on here?!”, Dakota shrieked in concern.
“ Yeah what the hell is wrong with you Ames?! Why are you whacking Howard with your purse like a madwoman all of a sudden?!”, Penny shrieked in concern as she stared at her best friend who was seething with rage.
“ BECAUSE HE JUST GOT HIMSELF AND I INTO DEEP TROUBLE WITH THE FEDS! THAT’S WHAT’S GOING ON!”, Amy shouted in anger as she threw a finger at Howard.
“ WHAT?!”, Leo, Sheldon, Leonard, Dakota, Penny, Paul, Raj, Bernadette, Yesenia, Stuart, Melissa, Cayela, and Florence gasped in horror at what Amy just said.
Meow!
“ Oh what fresh hell is this now?!”, Sheldon shrieked in concern.
“ Yeah for God sakes, what is this about you idiots?!”, Leonard shrieked in concern.
“ Yeah what did you do Howie?!”, Bernadette shrieked in concern as she looked at her husband.
“ Would you guys calm down! This is all related to what Amy and I did to Dr. Stormbender a long time ago when we sent him into cyberspace!”, Howard screamed in terror.
“ Well what happened dude?! You’re freaking us all out!”, Leo shrieked in concern as she stared at him.
“ What happened Leo is that the Department of Homeland Security did a cyber sweep this morning and discovered your enemy’s deleted data bits! They got suspicious so they decided to do a virtual trace on the deletion codes and it lead all the way back to my laptop with Amy and I’s fingerprints all over the godd*mn thing!”, Howard screamed in terror.
“ Which means we’re going to end up in federal prison for federal second-degree murder all thanks to his stupidity!”, Amy shouted in anger as she pointed at Howard again.
“ What, no! I don’t want to lose you two!”, Cayela shrieked as she started to cry about the fact that her aunt and uncle were going to possibly get arrested by the feds for what they did to her mother’s enemy.
“ Bestie calm down, it’s ok!”, Florence shrieked as she embraced Cayela.
“ No it’s not Florence! This is a nightmare! My Auntie Amy and Uncle Howard are going to get taken away by the federal government and I don’t want to see that! I love them!”, Cayela cried.
“ Shhh, stop crying sweetheart. It’s alright, nothing’s going to happen.”, Leo said in a soothing voice as she walked over to her daughter and embraced her, rubbing soothing circles on her back which slowly but surely began to reduce her crying to sniffling before it stopped entirely.
“ Well this is just crap! Nice going genius!”, Raj hissed at his best friend.
“ Raj shut up, we didn’t count on this! We were just doing Leo a favor by getting rid of her enemy!”, Howard screamed in terror.
“ Yeah well now you ruined our lives because of it so thanks a lot Wolowitz!”, Amy shouted as she then broke away from the other women and stormed to the door and out into the hallway before she slammed the door behind her and walked away crying.
“ Oh god Amy!”, Peter shrieked as he ran after his girlfriend to try to console her. In an instant Howard then started crying as he pulled away from the rest of his friends.
“ Oh balls!”, Penny hissed as she rolled her eyes.
“ Well I hope you’re happy about what you did mister! Way to go you putz!”, Bernadette hissed in anger as she glared at her husband with a look of hellfire in her eyes.
“ Bernie stop it, this wouldn’t be the first time I did something stupid! Like the time I crashed the Mars rover by accident!”, Howard cried.
“ We know that you idiot!” Penny, Bernadette, Raj, Sheldon, Leonard, and Stuart shouted at him.
“ You guys just shut up! Jewish hell!”, Howard cried as he suddenly stormed out of the apartment as well. When he got to the lobby he saw Peter trying to console Amy who was still obviously very upset about what was going on.
“ Go away and leave me alone you jerk! I don’t want to talk!”, Amy cried as she lifted her head up from Peter’s chest to see Howard just standing at the bottom of the stairs crying as well.
“ Amy look, I’m sorry! I didn’t mean for us to get into this mess to begin with!”, Howard cried.
“ Yeah well you can apologize all you want Howard but nothing is ever going to fix this! You absolutely really hurt my feelings over this and you know what I’m done, we’re not friends anymore! I never want to see you again!”, Amy cried as she then pulled away from Peter, stormed to the glass lobby doors, and shoved them open so hard that they shattered out into a million pieces before she stormed away letting out a loud gut-wrenching sob with every breath she took which was enough to wake up the entire neighborhood around them.
“ Amy! God, why?! I’m such an idiot!”, Howard cried as he sunk to the floor and buried his face into it while Peter just stood there looking very concerned about what just happened.
“ What the hell?!”, Dakota, Bernadette, Leo, Leonard, Penny, Raj, Yesenia, Sheldon, Stuart, Paul, Melissa, Cayela, and Florence screamed when they suddenly came running down the stairs when they heard the glass shattering all the way from upstairs.
“ Howard Joel Wolowitz what in the world just happened here?! Who just smashed the lobby doors in a fit of rage like that?!”, Leo shrieked in concern.
“ That was Amy, Leo! She just ended our friendship! She said that I really hurt her feelings over this and she never wants to see me again!”, Howard cried.
“ Oh well that’s just great you apesh*t, now you’ve really done it! Seriously, do you even have a conscience for what you do sometimes?!”, Leonard hissed as threw a death glare at his friend.
“ Leonard Hofstadter this isn’t helping my case! Zip it!”, Howard cried.
“ You know what, f*ck you man!”, Peter hissed in anger at his friend as he then suddenly stormed out the broken lobby doors too.
“ Peter!”, Paul interjected.
“ Not now Paul, our friend here just upset my girlfriend!”, Peter shot back as then continued storming away to go find Amy.
Amy’s lab at Caltech…
“ Goddamn you Howard Joel Wolowitz! I hate you!”, Amy sobbed as she stormed into her lab moments later and slammed the door shut behind her before she started shoving things off her lab table making several glass viles and other glass containers with a few chemicals in them just shatter into a million pieces and spill all over the place as soon as they hit the floor with a loud smashing sound. She then sunk to the floor and sat with her back against a cabinet, continuing to let out gut-wrenching sobs with every breath as she then hugged her knees into her chest and buried her face into them. In that moment she had never felt so terrified and upset in her whole entire life about the fact that she had just become a possible federal criminal over the death of Dr. Devon Stormbender.
Knock knock!
“ Amy?! You in there?!”
“ GO AWAY HOWARD! I DON’T WANT TO TALK TO YOU! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!”, Amy sobbed as she immediately lifted her head at the sound of someone calling her name after they knocked on the door.
“ This isn’t Howard, this is Peter! Can I please come in for a moment?!”
“ Fine, come in! It’s open!”, Amy sobbed as she then buried her face into her knees again.
“ My god woman, what happened in here?!”, Peter shrieked in concern when he entered his girlfriend’s lab and saw the mess it was in.
“ I’m having a meltdown is what’s going on!”, Amy sobbed as she looked up again.
“ Yeah I would say so! Come here, it’s ok!”, Peter shrieked in concern as he pulled her up from the floor and embraced her.
“ I’m scared Peter, I don’t know what to do! I don’t want to go to federal prison for the rest of my life because of Howard and his stupidity! I’ve never been in trouble like this ever in my life! I feel like I just want to die now!”, Amy sobbed into her boyfriend’s chest.
“ Shhh, calm down Amy! It’s alright! I don’t want that happening either but we’ll figure something out!”, Peter said in concern as he then gently lifted her face with his finger and kissed her. Her crying slowly began to subside as she started kissing him back. It made her feel at least a little bit better in that moment to know that her boyfriend was there for her and that she wasn’t going to have to face this frightening situation alone.
“ Thank you for not deciding to leave me because of this!”, Amy sniffled as she then rested her head against Peter’s shoulder.
“ Of course. I know that this wasn’t your fault. You didn’t realize what you were actually doing when you helped Howard punch in those deletion codes on his laptop to get rid of Leo’s enemy.”, Peter said in concern as he looked at her in the eyes.
“ Yeah I really didn’t! None of us thought that this was going to happen but the way I just found out about all this is just so hurtful! Howard scared the hell out of me and really hurt my feelings! He’s my friend, why would he do that to me?!”, Amy sniffled.
“ I don’t know why but friends make mistakes all the time every once in a while. That’s just life.”, Peter said in concern.
Knock knock!
“ Hey is everything ok here?”, Leo suddenly asked when she walked into Amy’s lab after she told the others, her daughter, and her daughter’s best friend that she would be back soon.
“ Not really Leo but it will be fine, eventually!”, Amy sniffled as she grabbed a tissue and blew her nose with it.
“ Well listen, we all get it that you and Howard are all freaked about a possible federal prison sentence but would it make you guys feel any better if I try to talk to the feds myself and explain to them what a psychotic maniac Dr. Stormbender was as your reasoning for killing him and sending into cyberspace to begin with?”, Leo asked in concern as she stared at her friend.
“ You can try Leo but I don’t think this is going to get us out of this mess! It’s a murder charge for God’s sake! Nobody can just get away with murder like that and not have some kind of consequence for it!”, Amy sniffled.
“ Yeah that’s true but you know what woman, I’m gonna make them listen to me whether they want to or not because there’s no way in hell that I’m just going to lose two of my best friends like this. They’ll eat my dust before I let them do anything to you two, that’s a promise.”, Leo said in a serious tone as she flipped her hair over her shoulder.
“ Thanks Fordyce-Cooper!”, Amy sniffled with a slight smile as she then walked up to Leo and embraced her.
“ No problem Fowler. Well, wish me luck.”, Leo said as she embraced Amy back before the two of them let go of each other.
“ Good luck Leo.”, Amy and Peter said.
“ Thanks.”, Leo said before she left Amy’s lab and walked out of Caltech to get back into her car so that she could drive herself to the Department of Homeland Security office to talk to the federal agents there that issued the federal second-degree murder charge against Howard and Amy to hopefully get it dropped from their record as if it never happened in the first place.
Knock knock!
“ Yes? Can I help you?”, a female agent asked when she answered the door.
“ Yes you can, hi my name is Dr. Leo Alejandra Fordyce-Cooper and I’m here to talk to you all about the federal second-degree murder charge that you’re charging my two friends Astronaut Howard Joel Wolowitz and Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler with for sending my enemy Dr. Devon Phinneas Stormbender into cyberspace to begin with a long time ago.”, Leo said in an unappreciated way as she stared at the several other agents in the office who were in the beginning stages of issuing a warrant for Amy and Howard’s arrest.
“ Ok what about that Dr. Fordyce-Cooper?”, a male agent asked as he crossed his arms in front of him.
“ Ok look, here’s my earful that I’m gonna give all of you idiots! You’re going to drop the charges against my friends and leave them alone because they didn’t do anything wrong here! They were just doing me a favor by getting rid of someone that was a huge threat to me and to society!”, Leo hissed in anger.
“ Ok first off calm down and secondly what do you mean by that? Give us one good reason why we should just drop this investigation completely and let it go!”, another agent demanded.
“ Because the dude was an evil mad scientist who hated me for years! HE TRIED TO KILL ME AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY! That’s why Howard and Amy did what they did! They did it to save my life as well as my husband’s life, the rest of our families lives, and our daughter’s life! There is no way in hell that you are throwing my two friends in jail for this especially Amy considering the fact that she just got a new boyfriend last night who just so happens to be Peter Thomas the narrator of Forensic Files! So I’m telling you right now, you either drop the charges or I’m going to sue all of your a**es!”, Leo hissed in anger as she stood two feet in front the federal agents with her fists clenched at her sides.
“ Um excuse me ma’am but you can’t sue us, we’re the Department of Homeland Security.”, another agent said in a firm serious voice.
“ Well I don’t care who the hell you are! You are making every single one of us upset over this, especially my 14 year old daughter Cayela who’s autistic! She absolutely loves her Auntie Amy and Uncle Howard to death and is extremely terrified at the thought that they’re going to get taken away from her! If there’s one thing that really makes me mad it is to see my sweet little girl get upset, point blank period! I’m not going to stand for this insanity!”, Leo hissed in anger.
“ Ma’am you need to calm down because you yelling at us is not appreciated!”, another agent demanded.
“ And I told you I don’t care! I will yell at you all I want because this is absolutely ridiculous! You’re treating my friends like criminals and that is not ok! So drop the charges against them or I’m going to sue you! And let me tell you something else, I have a very good district attorney lawyer from Salem, Massachusetts who just so happens to be my cousin-in law and his name is Simon Waverly! I’m sure as hell that he’s going to be more than willing to take you idiots to court and pick you apart piece by piece! So what’s it going to be?! Are you going to leave my friends alone or do I have to get my cousin-in law involved to settle a court case between us?!”, Leo hissed in anger as she crossed her arms in front of her.
“ Alright fine you win Dr. Leo Fordyce-Cooper, we’ll drop the charges against your two friends!”, another agent said with a defeated sigh.
“ Thank you, that’s what I thought… cowards!”, Leo hissed as she then started to walk away only for her to suddenly find herself sitting in a federal jail cell moments later after an agent grabbed her by the wrist and slapped her with handcuffs.
BANG!
*sound of a metal door being locked by jingling keys*
“ Oh buckwheats! Really Leo?! You just had to call the feds cowards and get yourself thrown in jail for that?! What the hell is wrong with you?! You’re a genius theoretical physicist with an IQ of 185!”, Leo hissed to herself as she smacked her palm against her forehead shortly after the agent that had arrested her just locked her in there and walked away.
“ Yeah?! Well, Baseball’s in season and so are you you freaky freakin’ weirdo! Batter up! “
“ Hold on hold on y’all, someone’s calling me! Shut up for a moment!”, Sheldon interjected at his friends who were now trying to distract themselves from the situation as he then took his phone out of his pocket the moment he heard his Casey Jones ringtone going off.
“ Well who is it buddy?”, Stuart asked as he and the others shut their mouths as they began to stare at Sheldon.
“ It’s my wife Leo, let me see what she wants. Hello?”, Sheldon said before he answered the phone.
“ Oh thank God you answered Sheldon, I was about ready to lose my sanity!”, Leo hissed as she sat on the hard metal bench inside the federal jail cell she was sitting in, holding a rotary payphone in her hand.
“ Well why in the name of Einstein would you do that Leo? What’s going on?”, Sheldon asked as he began to get a bit concerned over the tone of his wife’s voice on the other end.
“ Well, I got some good news and bad news!”, Leo hissed.
“ Ok… what’s the good news?”, Sheldon asked in concern.
“ The good news is, I was able to get the charges against Howard and Amy dropped! Thank god for that!”, Leo hissed.
“ Well that’s wonderful honey! And the bad news?!”, Sheldon exclaimed.
“ The bad news is, I’m now sitting in jail for calling the feds COWARDS!”, Leo hissed.
“ What?! Woman are you pulling my leg right now?!”, Sheldon shrieked in concern. He couldn’t believe what his wife just said.
“ No I swear to God I’m not, I’m serious! I really am in jail right now using a payphone!”, Leo hissed.
“ Alright alright just calm down, what exactly happened?!”, Sheldon shrieked in concern.
“ Well I was getting ready to leave after I thanked them for dropping the charges when all of a sudden I don’t know what came over me but the word cowards just slipped out of my mouth for some weird reason and so the next thing I knew was an agent just slapped handcuffs on me and shoved me in a cell! Look can you please just get one of our friends to drive you up here to the Department of Homeland Security office to get me out?! I really don’t want to be sitting here all night and I definitely don’t want to freak our daughter out about the fact that her mother is sitting in jail!”, Leo hissed.
“ Ok good Lord woman, would you just chill out! I’m on my way right now, I’ll see you in a minute!”, Sheldon shrieked in concern.
“ Good and please hurry, f*ck this sh*t!”, Leo hissed before she hung up.
“ F*ck this sh*t indeed! Oh Lord!”, Sheldon hissed as he did a head rotation before he put his phone away.
“ Um excuse me? Buddy you alright?”, Leonard suddenly asked in confusion.
“ Uh… ok, here’s the thing… I’ve got some good news and bad news.”, Sheldon said in a shocked tone.
“ Well what’s the good news Sheldon?”, Bernadette asked.
“ The good news is that the charges against your husband and Amy have now been dropped Bernadette.”, Sheldon said in that same tone.
“ Oh thank god! And the bad news?!”, Melissa, Yesenia, Stuart, Dakota, Howard, Leonard, Bernadette, Penny, Raj, and Paul exclaimed with sighs of relief.
“ The bad news is Leo’s now in jail!”, Sheldon interjected in a concerned voice.
“ WHAT?!”, Melissa, Yesenia, Stuart, Dakota, Howard, Leonard, Bernadette, Penny, Raj, and Paul gasped in horror and shock at what Sheldon just said.
“ Oh god this is horrible! MOM!”, Cayela shrieked as she started crying again.
“ Bestie!”, Florence shrieked as she embraced her best friend again to get her to calm down.
“ Shhh, calm down kid it’s alright! Are you freaking serious right now?!”, Dakota hissed.
“ Yeah dude, what happened?!”, Raj shrieked in horror.
“ Apparently she was getting ready to leave after she thanked the feds for dropping the charges but for some odd reason the word cowards slipped out of her mouth to which they apparently didn’t appreciate and so she said that the next thing that happened to her was an agent just grabbed her by the wrist, slapped handcuffs on her, and shoved her in a cell.”, Sheldon said in concern as he let out a sigh.
“ Oh shiznit I don’t skeet shootin’ believe this!”, Paul hissed as he smacked his palm against his forehead.
“ Yeah I don’t either! You need a ride buddy?”, Leonard asked in concern as he looked at his roommate/best friend.
“ What do you think Dr. Leonard Hofstadter?! Yes! I’m not just going to let my wife sit in jail for saying something stupid that she shouldn’t have said! What kind of husband do you think I am?!”, Sheldon shot back as he narrowed his eyes.
“ Ok I get your point you crazy bastard! Let’s go! You too Wolowitz!”, Leonard hissed as he stormed to the front door and grabbed his wallet and car keys out of the bowl before he stormed out the door into the hallway.
“ Sure whatever you say Leonard. We’ll be right back you guys.”, Howard said as he then walked out of the apartment too with Sheldon following him.
“ Be careful Howie.”, Bernadette called out.
“ Will do Bernie!”, Howie interjected back as the 3 men headed down the stairs to go bail Leo out of federal jail. But just as they disappeared into the stairwell Amy and Peter emerged out of the elevator on the 4th floor shortly after they cleaned up the mess in Amy’s lab at Caltech and Amy had finally calmed down.
“ Oh there you are! Are you alright Amy?!”, Penny asked her best friend when she saw her and Peter walk back into the apartment.
“ Yeah I’m fine now Penny, I just needed a minute.”, Amy said in a calm voice even though her voice still sounded a little sad.
“ Well that’s good. But anyway good news, Leo was able to get the charges dropped against you and Howard.”, Melissa said with a smile.
“ Really?! Oh thank God!”, Amy exclaimed with a huge sigh of relief as her face lit up.
“ That’s wonderful but wait a second, where is he along with Sheldon and Leonard?”, Peter asked as he was looking around for the 3 men that were now absent from the apartment.
“ Well apparently after Leo got the charges dropped she ended up letting the word cowards slip out of her mouth at the feds and got herself thrown in federal jail for it so they left to go bail her out.”, Stuart said with a sigh.
“ What?! Are you serious?!”, Peter and Amy gasped in horror and shock at what Stuart just said.
“ Yeah we’re dead serious! Why do you think Cayela’s freaking the hell out over there at the moment?!”, Raj hissed as he pointed at Cayela who was still in absolute tears as Florence was trying to console her on the couch.
“ Kid would you calm down, everything’s going to be fine! Your mother’s going to be back soon, I promise!”, Dakota interjected in a reassuring tone.
“ You don’t know that Auntie Dakota! What if my dad, Uncle Leonard, and Uncle Howard can’t get her out because of what she said to the feds?! Then what do we do?!”, Cayela cried.
“ Sweetie that’s not going to happen, they’ll get her out. Don’t worry about it.”, Paul said as he let out a sigh.
“ You know, I had a feeling that something like this was going to happen but I didn’t think it would actually happen.”, Peter said as he shook his head.
“ Sure you did pal!”, Paul sarcastically said with a stupid smirk on his face as he stared at his crime show narrator.
“ Oh will you shut up man! This ain’t Forensic Files!”, Peter shot back at his friend with clenched fists at his sides as he then rolled his eyes.
“ It is if I call it, which I can because I’m the one that created this show in the first place!”, Paul laughed.
“ Alright you know what I’m gonna…!”, Peter shot back with a giddy laugh as he tried to lunge at Paul to smack him upside the head for what he just said only for Dakota to get in between the two men and interject with a smirk as she put her hands out in front of her, “ Ook! Paul, Peter, let’s not start something here alright! We’re all friends here and this is not what friends do!”
“ You’re right Dakota, I didn’t know what I was thinking. Sorry Paul.”, Peter apologetically said as he backed off.
“ Oh that’s alright Peter, it’s all good.”, Paul apologetically said back.
“ Actually I thought it would have been kind of funny to watch you two turn yourselves into an episode of your show to begin with!”, Amy sarcastically said with a smirk as she stared at the two of them.
“ Amy?!”, Peter and Paul shot back at her as they narrowed their eyes.
“ I was kidding ok! Of course I wouldn’t want my boyfriend and my friend doing that to each other! My god, can’t you guys take a joke?!”, Amy laughed as she shook her head.
“ Oh well played Dr. Fowler!”, Peter said as him and Paul started laughing.
“ Thanks, I try!”, Amy laughed as she then kissed her boyfriend again.
“ MOM!”, Cayela cried as she was still huddled up on the couch with her face buried into her best friend’s shoulder.
“ Cayela Rachelle will you just calm down already, everything’s going to be fine! Your mom will be back soon!”, Florence hissed as she trying to rub her back as a way to calm her down.
“ But I want her back now Florence Mary Jane! I don’t want to be thinking about the fact that she’s sitting in jail! I told you I’ve never had a parent go to jail before and I never want to!”, Cayela cried as she was beginning to have a hard time sitting still.
“ Oh balls!”, Penny hissed as she rolled her eyes again.
“ Penny shut up, not now! Oh for god sakes this is getting ridiculous! Florence Mary Jane Crenshamezki just give me her for a second! I know exactly what’s wrong, come here Cayela!”, Dakota hissed in frustration as she then walked over to the couch and scooped up Cayela into her arms before she took her into her room for a moment and shut the door as Cayela continued to cry. Then a few minutes later she carried Cayela back out to the living room and set her back down on the couch with Cayela being completely calm again as she embraced Florence again.
“ There, that’s better. Problem solved.”, Dakota said with a relieved sigh.
“ Yeah I’ll say.”, Peter said in shock.
“ What did you do to get her to calm down so fast?”, Paul asked in shock as he stared at his friend.
“ Well apparently she was just feeling a bit uncomfortable at the moment so I just changed her diaper thinking that would help and as you can see that turned out to be the case because now she’s happy as a clam.”, Dakota said as she let out another sigh.
“ Really?”, Paul asked in shock.
“ She wears diapers?”, Peter asked in shock.
“ Yeah man she’s been in them ever since she was born unfortunately. Her excretory system is basically stuck in this infancy stage and for whatever reason it will never develop past that which means she’s stuck like that for the rest of her life. It sucks but I guess that’s just how our life is meant to be.”, Raj said with a sigh.
“ Well that’s ok, everybody’s different in some way. Nothing’s wrong with that. She’s still a beautiful little girl regardless of the challenges she’s facing and whoever doesn’t think that is a complete idiot.”, Paul said with a smile.
“ I would agree with that too. People who are like that to special needs people are basically just sticks in the mud if you ask me.”, Peter said with a smile too as him and Paul both nodded their heads in agreement.
“ True, thanks.”, Bernadette said with a smile.
“ No problem.”, Paul and Peter said.
“ Feel better now bestie?”, Florence asked as she let go of Cayela.
“ Yeah I do.”, Cayela said as a smile began to spread across her face.
“ Good. Want to listen to some music on my iPod now?”, Florence asked as she pulled her iPod out of her pocket.
“ Sure. It might help keep my mind off of what’s going on with my mom at the moment.”, Cayela said.
“ Cool!”, Florence exclaimed as she then decided to lay down on her back on the couch with her legs resting against the back of the couch and her head hanging off the front making Cayela do the same as Florence then started scrolling through her playlist.
Meow!
“ Oh hi Oreo! Who’s a sweet kitty?! You are, yeah you are!”, Cayela cooed as she was making kissy faces at her cat when she jumped up on her chest and started to make biscuits on her with her paws while purring up a storm just as Florence turned on the song Daily Bread by The Gits on her iPod. This immediately catches the attention of the other adults in the room who all look in their direction and start laughing in amusement at this.
“ Man I just love these two!”, Raj laughed in amusement as he shook his head.
“ We do too buddy!”, Melissa laughed in amusement as Penny, Amy, Stuart, Dakota, Bernadette, and Yesenia were doing the same as they were nodding their heads in agreement.
“ Recognize that pal?”, Paul asked Peter with a smirk on his face.
“ Of course I do, it’s a Gits song! These girls must really like our show if they’re listening to stuff that we’ve featured before!”, Peter laughed in amusement.
“ Yeah you think?! I would say so! We’re a hit!”, Paul laughed in amusement as the two men then smacked hands with each other, celebrating the fact their Forensic Files show was a hit.
“ Crenshamezki you are such a riot sometimes! You know that?!”, Cayela laughed.
“ Yeah I do know that Fordyce-Cooper and so are you! Best friends forever!”, Florence laughed.
“ Oh heck yeah!”, Cayela laughed as the two girls started to sing the words to the song while rocking out on the couch together. But after a few minutes Florence suddenly laughed, “ No wait, I got a better one! Check it Cayela!” as she then switched the song to Social Love by The Gits and jumped off the couch to start dancing around the living room like a wild teenage girl to it.
“ Oh shut up! That’s even better Florence! Ahhhh!”, Cayela shrieked as she suddenly did the same thing as her best friend making Oreo skid away in surprise.
“ BEST FORENSIC FILES FEATURED BAND EVER!”, Cayela and Florence exclaimed as they kept dancing like crazy to the music around the living room while laughing in amusement together making the adults laugh in amusement even more including Paul and Peter.
“ Ok that’s just really priceless! I was waiting for that to happen!”, Peter laughed as he pointed at the two teenage girls who were really having fun with the punk rock grunge song that was playing on Florence’s iPod.
“ I think we both were dude!”, Paul laughed as he slapped his hand on Peter’s shoulder before they both exclaimed, “ Nice going Cayela and Florence!” with huge smiles on their faces.
“ Thank you!”, Florence and Cayela laughed as they kept dancing around.
“ What the hell?!”, Leonard, Sheldon, Howard, and Leo suddenly exclaimed when they walked in the door a short time later to see the girls acting like freaks.
“ Oh hey what’s up you guys?! Welcome back! We’re just standing here watching Cayela and Florence acting like freaks at the moment!”, Stuart laughed in amusement as he jerked his thumb at the girls.
“ Yeah we can see that Stuart! Is that a Gits song they’re listening to?!”, Leo asked as she started laughing in amusement when she joined her friends with her husband Sheldon and their other two friends joining as well.
“ Yeah it is Leo! Florence is playing it on her iPod!”, Amy laughed in amusement.
“ Well that’s just obnoxious!”, Sheldon interjected.
“ Shut it Dr. Whackadoodle! This isn’t time for you to be a buzzkill! Just let your daughter and her best friend have their fun for the moment!”, Penny hissed at her neighbor/friend.
“ Yeah come on buddy, lighten up would ya! At least she’s not crying anymore so that’s a good thing!”, Leonard interjected.
“ Oh alright Leonard, I suppose you’re right. I do love seeing my daughter happy rather than upset.”, Sheldon said with a sigh.
“ And I do too honey!”, Leo laughed as she walked up to her husband, gripped his hand with her’s, and kissed him before the two parents along with their friends just stood there watching the scene in front of them. Amy and Howard then made up with each other and decided to rekindle their friendship after they made a pack that they would never send anyone else into cyberspace ever again unless they got the government’s permission to do so.
“ God I just love this kid!”, Dakota laughed in amusement as she shook her head.
“ We do too Dakota!”, Melissa, Penny, Raj, Leo, Leonard, Howard, Stuart, Sheldon, Bernadette, Yesenia, Amy, Paul, and Peter exclaimed as they were all laughing in amusement while watching the girls continuing to rock out to The Gits song. Then at some point during this the girls decided to imitate that cocky scene from Henry Danger again.
“ I’m gonna go there and be like ba da dat dat da scoobydy pa-pow!”, Cayela and Florence exclaimed as they were still laughing in amusement and showing off. They even decided to grab Cayela’s desk chair from her room and Leo’s desk chair from Leo’s desk and tie the two chairs back to back, doing the exact same thing that Leo and Dakota used to do when they were little girls.
“ Gits spinning party!”, Cayela and Florence laughed in amusement as they were spinning around in the chairs while listening to the punk rock grunge music.
“ Oh my god I don’t believe this! Leo look, they’re doing the exact same thing that you and I used to do with each other when we were little!”, Dakota laughed in amusement as she pointed at what the girls were doing with each other.
“ They sure are Dakota! This is awesome!”, Leo laughed in amusement as she smacked hands with Dakota.
“ Wait, you two used to do that?!”, Peter asked in shock as he stared at the two women.
“ Yeah we used to do it to my favorite song Peter! It was some great sh*t!”, Dakota laughed as she nodded her head.
“ Really?! And what was that?!”, Paul asked.
“ Dance Me If You Can by The Cheetah Girls!”, Leo laughed as she tucked her hair behind her ear before her and Dakota started singing the chorus to that song.
“ Hey that’s pretty good Leo and Dakota!”, Paul and Peter said.
“ Thanks!”, Dakota and Leo laughed.
“ Man I’m so happy I met you in the first place Florence Mary Jane Crenshamezki! You are seriously the coolest girl ever!”, Cayela laughed.
“ Me too Cayela Rachelle Fordyce-Cooper and so are you!”, Florence laughed.
Meow?
“ Aww Oreo you want to join too?! Come here!”, Cayela cooed as her and Florence stopped spinning for a second so that Cayela could pick up her cat before they went back to spinning around to the music as Cayela placed Oreo on her lap who then started rubbing her fur against her stomach purring up a storm again.
“ Oh god I’m gonna cry! This is so cute! She loves that cat so much!”, Penny exclaimed.
“ To hell she does! That cat has been her absolute best friend ever since she first came into this family!”, Howard laughed in amusement as he shook his head.
“ Well there’s nothing wrong with that! Cats are like attention-seeking missiles anyway!”, Peter laughed in amusement as he shook his head.
“ Peter shut up!”, Dakota, Melissa, Yesenia, Howard, Leonard, Leo, Sheldon, Penny, Raj, Bernadette, Stuart, Amy, and Paul laughed in amusement as they all stared at Peter for a brief moment before they all looked back at the girls and Oreo who were having the time of their lives just spinning around to the music. Then a while later after things have calmed down the rest of everyone was notified about what had happened before they all showed up to discuss it which included Mr. and Mrs. Fordyce screaming at their daughter Leo for saying something stupid that she shouldn’t have said to begin with to the feds to which she apologized for and said that it would never happen again. Then a few days later while at school Cayela and her friends make a new friend named Racy Kavika Zoommezki. She was a caucasian girl that stood about 5 foot 3 inches, had burnt sienna colored eyes, and was wearing a dark navy blue t-shirt with the Target store logo on the front of it, a pair of blue jean shorts, and dark blue flipflops on her feet. Her hair was long and wavy and dark brunnette in color with a bright mustard yellow streak covering the front strands of hair too. The girls all really hit it off with each other throughout the school day and shortly after the last bell rings signaling the end of the day and Nim, Arista, Julia, and Robbie get picked up by their parents and Nim’s older sister Cayela, Florence, Charlotte, Mckenna, Sawyer, and Racy end up getting picked up by Paul and Peter in their television studio van to take them back to Medstar Television Studios to hang out there for a few hours considering the fact that their parents were unfortunately working late along with everyone else in the group and didn’t want them staying alone by themselves.
“ Man this is awesome y’all! I can’t believe that we’re going to hang out at Medstar Television Studios for the rest of the day!”, Sawyer exclaimed as they were all squished into the back of the van while Paul was driving in the front seat and Peter was sitting next to him fiddling with the radio.
“ Yeah me neither Sawyer and we get to take a new friend that we just met at school today with us which makes it even better!”, Mckenna exclaimed as she pointed at Racy.
“ Oh heck yeah! This is hizno lit if you ask me!”, Charlotte exclaimed as she tossed her hair over her shoulder.
“ Oh shut up Charlotte! That didn’t even make any sense!”, Florence laughed as she smacked her friend in the shoulder.
“ Would you relax Flo?! I’m just trying to have fun! Geez Louise!”, Charlotte laughed as she threw dagger eyes back at her friend.
“ How many times have I told you to stop calling me that?! I’m not lady that sells insurance from that Progressive commercial!”, Florence shot back.
“ Yeah you’re clearly not bestie, that’s for sure!”, Cayela laughed as she shook her head and kicked her foot at her diaper bag that was sitting on the floor in front of her next to her backpack.
“ Thank you Cayela! At least you get me, unlike Charlotte!”, Florence laughed making the other girls laugh as well.
“ Hey what are you talking about Florence?! I do too get you!”, Charlotte laughed as she playfully punched Florence in the shoulder.
“ Ow! Tipton I was kidding! I was just pulling your chain just to see what you would say! You didn’t have to hit me for that!”, Florence laughed as she started rubbing her shoulder where Charlotte hit her.
“ Nice joke Crenshamezki! That was really funny, better than what I would have said if I had thought of something!”, Racy laughed as she shook her head.
“ Well thank you Racy!”, Florence laughed.
“ Screw you!”, Charlotte laughed in a joking manner.
“ Hey hey hey, calm down back there! You’re going to hurt yourselves if you’re not careful and we don’t want to end up having to make another Forensic Files episode about you!”, Peter scolded as he whipped his head around to look behind him at the teenage girls who were being completely obnoxious.
“ Well she’s the one that started it Peter Thomas! I had nothing to do with it!”, Florence laughed as she pointed at Charlotte.
“ No that was you prima donna! You’re the one that said that I didn’t get you in the first place!”, Charlotte laughed.
“ I said that was a joke! Quit it or I’m gonna…!”, Florence laughed but was interrupted by Paul scolding, “ Ok Florence Crenshamezki and Charlotte Tipton can both you girls just quit it! This isn’t going to be fun for Peter and I if we have to sit up here listening to you two argue about who started what!”
“ Alright fine Paul Dowling, we’ll shut up!”, Charlotte and Florence laughed as they stopped messing with each other.
“ Thank you! Just listen to some music on the radio instead!”, Paul said as Peter changed the radio station again when he turned back around to face the dashboard and the song that came up was The Space Between by Dave Matthews Band.
“ The Space Between by Dave Matthews Band?! Shut up, I love this song!”, Racy exclaimed as she then started to sing the words to the song.
“ Me too! Sweet!”, Mckenna exclaimed as she joined in with her.
“ Smooth you dorks!”, Sawyer laughed.
“ Sawyer Mullinex shut up!”, Cayela laughed.
“ Cayela Fordyce-Cooper enough! Not another outburst until we get to the studio!”, Peter scolded.
“ Ok I get it! I’ll zip my mouth!”, Cayela said as she then shut up.
“ Thank you.”, Peter said. The rest of the ride to the television studio was spent with not much else being said among them and when they got there they all got out of the van and walked inside the building heading to the Forensic Files office shutting the door behind them.
“ Ok this office is sweet bro! I’ve never seen anything like this in my life!”, Charlotte exclaimed with a smile as she was looking around the office with her friends.
“ Yeah we haven’t either Charlotte! Woah baby!”, Florence, Cayela, Mckenna, Sawyer, and Racy exclaimed with smiles on their faces too.
“ Yeah we know it’s a lot to take in considering the fact that we’ve never had anybody outside of our show in here before. It is for authorized personel only after all.”, Paul said.
“ That makes sense but I guess we’re getting special access today considering the fact that you’re now friends with my parents as well as their friends too.”, Cayela said.
“ Yes that’s very true but anyway here’s the deal, the 6 of you can hang around out here doing whatever you want while Paul and I are in the editing room doing some episode editing but please and I can not stress this enough, please do not touch anything that you’re not supposed to be touching because the last thing we want is you girls getting hurt. Does that make sense and do I make myself clear?”, Peter asked as he narrowed his eyes at the girls.
“ Yes.”, Charlotte, Mckenna, Sawyer, Cayela, Florence, and Racy said as they nodded their heads.
“ Alright.”, Peter said before him and Paul walked away to the editing room and shut the door behind them leaving the girls alone out in the main office area.
“ I seriously can’t believe this! Are you freaking serious that your family is friends with these guys Cayela?!”, Racy exclaimed as she sat down in a chair.
“ Yeah it’s true Racy! They are and not only that but my Auntie Amy is actually dating Peter Thomas too!”, Cayela exclaimed.
“ Your aunt is dating the narrator?! Shut up, that is the sickest coolest thing I’ve ever heard in my life!”, Racy exclaimed.
“ I know right?! They just started dating like a few days ago due to the fact that she thinks his voice sounds cute!”, Cayela exclaimed.
“ Which she ain’t wrong! You know what I’m saying?!”, Charlotte laughed as she nudged her elbow into her autistic friend.
“ Yes I do Charlotte Catarina Tipton and if you don’t shut up I’m gonna flatten your head like a pancake for saying that! What do you say to that?!”, Cayela laughed.
“ I say I’ll just kick you in the butt again!”, Charlotte laughed.
“ No! You’re not kicking me in my diapered butt again like you did at NASA! I told you that hurts!”, Cayela laughed as she shook her head.
“ Oh come on Fordyce-Cooper I’m just messing with you! Can’t you take a joke once in a while?! My god!”, Charlotte laughed as she playfully smacked Cayela in the shoulder.
“ Oh yeah well how’s this for making a joke to you?! And a hey and a ho and a hey and a ho and a hey ho hey ho he ha ho!”, Cayela laughed as she started dancing like a goofball much like Spongebob Squarepants making their other friends start cracking up including their new friend.
“ I’m gonna he ha ho you for saying that Cayela is what I think I’m going to do instead! Incoming!”, Charlotte laughed as she then started wrestling around with Cayela.
“ Oh what the freak?! I don’t think so Charlotte! It’s on now!”, Cayela laughed as she briefly took out her iPod and started playing Party Musical’s Glamorous by The Hit Crew again before she went back to wrestling with her friend around the Forensic Files office.
“ Yeah get her Char! She ain’t got nothing on you right now!”, Mckenna laughed.
“ Oh will you shut up Mckenna before I come over there and smack you upside the head for that! You don’t have any skeet shootin’ idea of what you’re talking about!”, Cayela laughed.
“ Oh on the contrary I do Cayela! It’s you that doesn’t!”, Mckenna laughed.
“ Oh stop it! You guys are just cracking me up right now! I can’t take this! This is the best thing since sliced bread!”, Racy laughed as she threw her head back and started slapping her thigh repeatedly with her hand.
“ I would totally agree with you on that Zoommezki! I love all the stupid shit me and my friends get into all the time! I can’t get enough of it!”, Florence laughed.
“ True that y’all!”, Sawyer laughed as she threw up her thumb to give a thumbs up.
“ You’re minced meat Tipton!”, Cayela laughed as she continued wrestling around with Charlotte while playfully kicking her in the stomach like a ninja.
“ Nuh uh not if I have anything to say about it Fordyce-Cooper! I’m going to take you down like a wild Texas bull you Forensic Files nazi!”, Charlotte laughed as she started doing the same thing back.
“ Same to you! In your dreams!”, Cayela laughed.
“ Hey hey hey y’all watch what you’re doing you’re gonna…!”, Mckenna suddenly shrieked and gasped in horror along with Sawyer, Charlotte, Florence, and Racy when they saw the most terrifying thing that they could have ever imagined seeing after Charlotte had accidentally shoved Cayela into a shelf knocking a bucket of dry ice off the top which spilled all over Cayela making her scream like a girl in a horror film before she started to cry.
CRASH!
“ Good gravy what the hell was that?!”, Paul suddenly shrieked when him and Peter suddenly stopped what they were doing on the computer in the editing room to look at each other.
“ I don’t know but that didn’t sound good!”, Peter shrieked.
“ Yeah you think?! Move it you asshole!”, Paul shrieked as the two men suddenly sprinted out into the main office area to see one of the worst sights possible.
“ Girls what in the world happened out here?!”, Peter shrieked in horror when he saw the state that Cayela was in.
“ Cayela and Charlotte were wrestling around with each other when all of a sudden Charlotte accidentally shoved Cayela into a shelf and a bucket of dry ice just fell all over her! Bestie!”, Florence screamed.
“ Oh my god are you serious Florence?! Cayela Rachelle!”, Peter and Paul shrieked in horror as they immediately ran to Cayela who was still screaming and crying at the top of her lungs as her body was shaking very badly from the extreme cold that hit her within seconds of the dry ice touching her.
“ Paul get the girls out of here now for a moment while I clean all of this up! Son of a bi*ch!”, Peter shrieked in horror as he immediately went to grab some protective gear so that he could safely find all of the dry ice pieces that were now scattered on the floor and hidden underneath a thick white smoke screen.
“ Oh you don’t have to tell me twice dude! Come on girls, out!”, Paul shrieked in horror as he quickly ushered the girls out of the office with him into the hallway shutting the door behind him leaving Peter to take care of the dangerous situation himself that was going on inside the office.
“ Oh that’s just great! Nice going Charlotte! Who do you think you are, Raphael from the 2003 TMNT?!”, Sawyer hissed at her friend, mentioning said hotheaded mutant turtle who does things without thinking about the consequences for his actions.
“ Will you shut up Sawyer?! This wouldn’t be the first time I did something dumb to one of our friends like said mutant turtle! Cayela I am so sorry, I don’t know what I was thinking?! Are you ok?!”, Charlotte shrieked as she first looked at Sawyer and then at Cayela who was still shivering uncontrollably from the extreme cold all over her body.
“ I-I’m ffff-fine Ch-Charlotte! I-I’m jjj-just ex-extremely ccc-cold right now!”, Cayela cried as she continued to shake and shiver. Her lips started to turn blue as well.
“ That’s because you just got hit with an extreme arctic blast Cayela! That stuff is almost -110 degrees Fahrenheit! It’s extremely cold and toxic! You’re really lucky that it didn’t immediately knock you out when it hit you like that!”, Paul shrieked in horror.
“ Yeah no chiz! You could’ve died and that would’ve been absolutely horrible!”, Florence shrieked in horror as she was trying to furiously rub her hands all over Cayela to try to warm her up.
“ Y-yeah yyy-you think FFF-Florence?!”, Cayela cried.
“ Alright the hazard is all contained! You can come back in now!”, Peter shrieked as he then opened the office door again after the dry ice was safely put away and the toxic fumes were cleared out. He was now back in his street clothes due to him taking the protective gear back off and putting it away again.
“ Oh thank God! Hurry up with the first aid kit now before she goes into hypothermic shock!”, Paul shrieked as he rushed Cayela back into the office with the other girls following him slamming the door shut behind them.
“ Would you calm down you idiot! I’m already doing that!”, Peter shrieked as he frantically started searching for the first aid kit while Paul immediately forced Cayela to sit down in a chair trying to hold her still.
“ Come on where the hell is it?! Ah ha I got it!”, Peter shrieked as he quickly grabbed the first aid kit out of the drawer and rushed over to Cayela. He then started rummaging through it and pulled out a syringe with some type of substance in it as well as a sterile alcohol wipe, a pair of latex gloves, and a rubber tournequet.
“ Mmm-mmm!”, Cayela moaned as she continued cry, shake, and shiver due to the fact that she was still extremely cold from the dry ice.
“ Shhh, calm down! You’re ok! Just relax!”, Peter said in concern as he immediately injected a thermal stimmulant into Cayela’s bloodstream to counteract the arctic blast and bring her body temperature back up to normal before it could do anymore damage to her central nervous system. Within seconds the drug began to take effect and her body stopped shaking.
“ Are you ok sweetie?!”, Paul asked in concern as he lightened his grip on Cayela who was now just sitting in the chair slowly blinking her eyes as her crying started to reduce to sniffling. Her breathing had slowed to a normal pace as well as Peter then removed the needle and discarded it along with the other used items before he put the first aid kit away after he covered the injection site on Cayela’s arm with a bandaid. The color in Cayela’s lips began to come back to normal as well.
“ Yeah I’m fine now but I wasn’t a second ago!”, Cayela sniffled.
“ Oh thank you Lord!”, Florence, Racy, Sawyer, Mckenna, and Charlotte exclaimed as they let out huge sighs of relief that their friend was ok.
“ Geez you scared the hell out of us! We thought we were going to have to call EMS to take you to the hospital!”, Peter exclaimed in relief as he then embraced Cayela.
“ Yeah you nearly gave us a heart attack Cayela! Don’t you ever do that again! You’re too young to be having something really bad like that happening to you!”, Paul exclaimed in relief as he did the same thing.
“ Well now that’s over, what do we do next?”, Charlotte asked.
“ YOU are going to go sit over there in the corner facing the wall for a few minutes in timeout for what you did to your friend! You could have killed her and that is not ok!”, Peter scolded Charlotte as he pointed his finger at a corner of the office.
“ Oh shiznit!”, Charlotte hissed as she rolled her eyes and started heading to the corner of the Forensic Files office to go sit in a chair.
“ Ah give me your phone first!”, Peter scolded as he held out his hand.
“ Fine, here!”, Charlotte hissed as she stormed back over to him and handed her cell phone over before she went back to the corner to sit down facing the wall.
“ Thank you Charlotte Catarina Tipton! You’ll get this back after your punishment is over!”, Peter scolded as he then walked over to the desk and shoved Charlotte’s phone into a drawer before him and Paul decided to make Cayela take a nap on the couch after they changed her diaper in the bathroom so that she would be more comfortable. Paul and Peter then went back into the editing room to continue editing something on the computer while Florence walked up behind Charlotte and hissed, “ Well are you happy with what you did Charlotte?!” with her arms crossed in front of her chest.
“ Florence just shut up! You’re not helping!”, Charlotte hissed when she whipped her head back around.
“ Florence Mary Jane Crenshamezki do not talk to your friend right now unless you want to join her! She’s in trouble for the moment for what she did to your best friend!”, Peter scolded when he suddenly stuck his head out the door from the editing room.
“ Um no thanks dude! I’d rather not!”, Florence shot back.
“ Exactly, that’s what I thought! Go do something else at the moment!”, Peter scolded before he ducked back into the editing room and shut the door again.
“ Ok.”, Florence said with a sigh as she went to go do something else with Racy, Sawyer, and Mckenna leaving Charlotte to serve her punishment while Cayela was taking a nap. Then just as things started settling down a knock came at the office door making the two men head towards it to answer it.
Knock knock!
“ Mr. Medstar?”, Paul and Peter asked when they answered the door to see their boss standing there.
“ Yes. Is everything alright in here Paul Dowling and Peter Thomas?”, Mr. Medstar asked in concern as he stared at the Forensic Files creator and narrator.
“ Yeah everything’s fine sir, we’re just editing an episode of our show but wait a second are you talking about the chaos that happened in here a second ago?”, Paul asked.
“ Yes I’m talking about that. Why else would I ask you that?”, Mr. Medstar asked.
“ Good point but yeah everything’s just fine. That was just our friends’ daughter and her friends. We’re just watching them for a few hours until their parents get off work.”, Peter said as he scratched the back of his head.
“ Really? You two are now hanging out with those people that complained about your first episode a while ago?”, Mr. Medstar asked in shock.
“ Yes shockingly we are considering the fact that one of their friends recently just went missing for a brief period a few days ago because of her ex-boyfriend so we decided to turn that into an episode of Forensic Files but we just recorded it on a tape recorder because of the fact that Dr. Leonard Hofstadter didn’t want his face shown on tv.”, Paul said.
“ Well that’s really interesting.”, Mr. Medstar said.
“ Yeah it is but this actually gets better. In case if I didn’t already tell you which I’m pretty sure I didn’t, not only are we friends with these people now but one of them actually became my girlfriend too.”, Peter said with a smile.
“ Really?! Who is it?”, Mr. Medstar asked in shock.
“ Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler.”, Peter said.
“ You got to be kidding me! You’re dating that neurobiologist now?!”, Mr. Medstar asked in shock as he started smiling too.
“ Yes. We got together literally the second after she kissed me by complete surprise!”, Peter laughed.
“ Well what was her reason for doing that?”, Mr. Medstar asked.
“ She thinks my voice is cute, that’s why.”, Peter said.
“ Well congratulations to you.”, Mr. Medstar said.
“ Thanks sir.”, Peter said.
“ No problem. So what exactly was going on here a minute ago?”, Mr. Medstar asked.
“ Oh Charlotte Tipton accidentally shoved Cayela Fordyce-Cooper into a bucket of dry ice and spilled it all over her head so Paul and I were freaking out over that for a bit while trying to get that under control but now it’s all good. Charlotte is currently sitting in the corner serving her punishment for that, Cayela’s taking a nap, and Florence, Sawyer, Mckenna, and their new friend Racy are currently watching Youtube videos on Florence’s phone at the moment.”, Peter said.
“ Well that seems like an appropriate punishment for Charlotte at the moment considering the fact that she could have killed her friend and that would not have been good at all.”, Mr. Medstar said.
“ Exactly.”, Peter and Paul said simultaneously. The two men continued talking to their boss for a few minutes longer before they went back to doing what they were doing. Then a little bit later Charlotte’s timeout ended and she got her phone back before she apologized to Cayela again once she woke up from her nap and after that all 6 girls decided to listen and dance to some music from Racy’s phone. The song she had playing was Green & Yellow(Packers Theme) by Lil Wayne.
“ Nice music Racy! This is awesome!”, Mckenna exclaimed as they were all bumping their backs into each other.
“ Thanks Mckenna! I got it from my older brother Wade’s playlist on his computer because I thought it was cool!”, Racy exclaimed.
“ Well does he know about that?!”, Florence exclaimed.
“ Nope, he doesn’t Florence! I snuck into his room one day when he was in the kitchen talking on the phone with his best friend Brennan and downloaded it behind his back while our parents were at work!”, Racy laughed as she shook her head.
“ Wow, that’s insane! What a way to be a sneaky annoying little sister by doing that to him! That’s awesome!”, Charlotte laughed as she smacked hands with Racy.
“ I know Charlotte! It was the most devious thing I’ve ever done in my life!”, Racy laughed.
“ Well you know he’ll probably be pretty mad at you for that if he ever finds out about it!”, Cayela laughed.
“ Oh I know he will Cayela because he absolutely hates it when me or our little sister Delaynee go in there without his permission! He will literally scream at the two of us saying, “ Racy and Delaynee get out of my room! How many times have I told you little runts not to come in here without asking me?!”, Racy laughed as she imitated her older brother’s screaming voice.
“ How old are your brother and sister?”, Sawyer asked.
“ Well Sawyer, Wade is 18 and Delaynee is 10. All 3 of us are 4 years apart from each other.”, Racy said.
“ Nice! Your sister’s the same age as my brother Cole! That’s interesting!”, Charlotte exclaimed.
“ You bet!”, Racy exclaimed.
“ If you leave your game, stay safe, stay alert, and whatever you do don’t die! Because if you die outside your own game, you don’t regenerate, EVER! Game Over!”
“ Uh Racy is that your cell phone ringing?!”, Mckenna asked her new friend when the music ceased playing and the phone started ringing that Sonic the Hedgehog PSA from the Wreck-It Ralph movie.
“ Yeah it is Mckenna, it’s Wade. Let me see what he wants, hello?”, Racy said before she answered her phone.
“ Racy where are you?! I just picked up Delaynee from her school not even a few moments ago and now I’m sitting in the parking lot at your school waiting to pick you up!”, Wade hissed in concern on the other end at his sister.
“ Are you freaking kidding me right now?! Would you calm down bro, I’m just hanging out at Medstar Television Studios with a few new friends that I met at school today due to the fact that they’re parents are still working plus our Mom and Dad to which by the way both told me I could in the first place!”, Racy hissed at her brother.
“ Wait woah woah woah what?! You’re at Medstar Television Studios right now?! What part of the building exactly sis?!”, Wade hissed.
“ The Forensic Files office, duh! Where else would you think I’d be in this building?!”, Racy hissed.
“ Ok first off don’t talk to me like that and secondly, why are you in the Forensic Files office?!”, Wade hissed.
“ Because I just told you Mr. Wreck-It Ralph! Mom and Dad said I could and plus one of my new friends actually has ties to these guys now! Her parents plus their friends are actually friends with the creator and narrator of this show and the narrator is dating one of her aunts too who’s a neurobiologist!”, Racy hissed at her brother considering the fact that he was a big fan of that movie.
“ Oh yeah and which one of your new friends are you talking about Racy?!”, Wade hissed.
“ My new friend Cayela Rachelle Fordyce-Cooper! Just take Delaynee, go home, and wait for me there! I’ll be back in a while because right now I’m having a really good time and I’m not ready to leave yet!”, Racy hissed before she hung up on him to which resumed the music on her phone.
“ Oh nice one girl! You totally told him how it was!”, Sawyer exclaimed.
“ Yeah I did Sawyer Mullinex! Screw my brother Wade! He’s just annoying anyway!”, Racy laughed as all 6 teenage girls started dancing to the music again.
“ I don’t think so you annoying little brats! I’d like to screw all of you including my pathetic Aunt Delia, my cousin Arista, and the rest of your so called family and friends! Especially that Dr. Fowler chick and that Wolowitz bastard for sending my Uncle Devon into cyberspace a long time ago! This so means war you demon fools! I’m gonna take every single one of you down permanently and nobody is gonna stop me, NOBODY! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!”, Ivas evilly laughed as he was secretly spying on the girls from his evil lair’s computer through the webcam of the Forensic Files main office computer that was sitting on the desk pointed directly at them. He decided to watch them for a few minutes before he shut the camera off and decided to call one of his dearest trusted associates that he met shortly after his voluntary disappearance from the Stormbender family a while back.
“ Twister Malakai Screech?!”, Ivas evilly said into his computer screen.
“ Yes Ivas Philbin Stormbender, what is it?!”, Twister evilly asked with an evil smirk.
“ Get over here to my lair now! We got a scheme to put in action, one that will hopefully destroy the rest of my so called family and their stupid friends once and for all!”, Ivas evilly said as a sinister smile began to spread across his face.
“ I’m on my way!”, Twister evilly said before the two men ended their video call to each other.
Woah baby, didn’t see that coming! What do you think will happen next? Let me know in the comments. To be continued…
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