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The Physicist of 2A	By : DS197245 Category: 1 through F > The Big Bang Theory Views: 70 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I dont own the Big Bang Theory but I do own Dr. Leo Fordyce. Sheldon/Leo pairing

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Chapter 52
“ Errrrrrahhhhh!”, Twister psychotically screeches as he suddenly blasts in through the doors of his friend Ivas’s evil lair engulfed in a giant tornado that he was controlling.
“ Will you shut up Twister and just get over here! We have a lot to discuss here and this isn’t the time to be acting like a madman!”, Ivas evilly shouted as he stood a few feet away by his desk clenching his fists at his sides.
“ Excuse me but since when Ivas?!”, Twister evilly shouted as he suddenly stopped what he was doing and turned around to face him.
“ Since just now! Quit your blubbering and help me put together this scheme that I just wrote up! I’ll tell you when the appropriate time is to act like a crazy man when it comes up!”, Ivas evilly shouted as he pointed at his newest evil plan sitting on his desk that he just wrote up shortly after their call.
“ Fine as you wish! What do you got at the moment?!”, Twister evilly asked as he walked over to Ivas’s desk to see what was there.
“ Well I was thinking that since my primary objective is to get rid of my stupid Aunt Delia, my cousin Arista, Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler, and Astronaut Howard Joel Wolowitz we could start with these girls!”, Ivas evilly shouted as he pointed at the pictures of Mrs. Stormbender, Arista, Amy, and Howard before he turned the webcam back on to show the live footage of Cayela, Florence, Charlotte, Sawyer, Mckenna, and Racy still dancing around the Forensic Files office to music that still playing from Racy’s phone. The song that was now playing this time was Supernova Girl from the Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century movie.
“ Zoom zoom zoom, make my heart go boom boom my supernova girl! Zoom zoom zoom, make my heart go boom boom my supernova girl! Zoom zoom zoom, make my heart go boom boom my supernova girl! Zoom zoom zoom, make my heart go boom boom my supernova girl!”, Florence, Charlotte, Cayela, Racy, Sawyer, and Mckenna sang as they were dancing around and bumping their backs into each other.
“ Interesting. You mean like capture these fools and hold them for ransome is what you’re talking about?”, Twister evilly asked with a sinister smile.
“ Precisely, I feel it’s the only way to lure my targets in! What do you think?”, Ivas evilly asked with a sinister smile as well.
“ I think you have a genius brilliant mind that’s a true force to be reckoned with my friend! Who are these girls?”, Twister evilly asked.
“ Cayela Rachelle Fordyce-Cooper, Florence Mary Jane Crenshamezki, Charlotte Catarina Tipton, Mckenna Imogen Baxterson, Sawyer Thalia Mullinex, oh and this one’s a new one that I’ve never heard of before, Racy Kavika Zoommezki! She must be a new friend of theirs which is very interesting!”, Ivas evilly said as he scanned the girls faces making their names pop up on the computer screen in front of the two men.
“ Yes… how do you suggest we make our move to snatch these girls Ivas?”, Twister evilly asked.
“ I’m not sure Twister but hold on hold on hold on wait a second! What the…?!”, Ivas evilly hissed as he suddenly saw Paul and Peter come into the view of the webcam.
“ Girls can you keep it down out here?! Paul and I are still in the middle of editing and this is very distracting!”, Peter scolded as he crossed his arms making the girls stop what they were doing to look at him and Paul.
“ Yes please, we can’t have this much noise going on out here because it will just screw up the audio on our recording!”, Paul scolded.
“ Oh sorry we didn’t realize it was that loud.”, the girls apologetically said as Racy then turned the music down just a few notches.
“ Is that better Peter Thomas and Paul Dowling?”, Racy asked.
“ Yes thank you Racy.”, Peter and Paul said.
“ Sh*t! There’s always a flaw in everything! I can’t godd*mn believe this!”, Ivas evilly hissed as he slammed his fist down on his desk.
“ What are you going on about now Ivas?!”, Twister evilly hissed as he rolled his eyes.
“ Shut up Twister! Don’t you know who those two guys are?!”, Ivas evilly shouted as he threw a finger at Paul and Peter on the screen.
“ No I don’t! Who are they?!”, Twister evilly shouted.
“ That’s Paul Dowling and Peter Thomas, the creator and narrator of Forensic Files which is a very popular crime show that millions of people watch! What the hell are these girls doing in their office?!”, Ivas evilly shouted.
“ I don’t know, maybe they got some kind of ties with them! Who knows!”, Twister evilly shouted.
“ Yeah I think they do! Oh this is not going to work if those two are milling around there! We need to get these two out of the way somehow before we execute our plan because if we don’t our faces are just going to end up all over their stupid show and we’ll just end up in jail!”, Ivas evilly shouted.
“ Hey I don’t want to end up on tv or in jail man! Nuh uh, no siree!”, Twister evilly shouted as he put his hands up in front of him and shook his head.
“ Exactly, I don’t either! So what do you think we should do to these two crime show guys?!”, Ivas evilly shouted.
“ I say let’s kill them! It would end their show so that way it would save us from possible humiliation in front of millions of people! What do you think Ivas Stormbender?!”, Twister evilly shouted.
“ Twister Screech you’re a goddamn genius! I was thinking the exact same thing! Let’s go and destroy Forensic Files! It’s nothing but trouble for us!”, Ivas evilly shouted.
“ You got that right pal!”, Twister evilly shouted. The two men continued planning out their scheme until they decided to hit the streets to go find Medstar Television Studios. They drove around for a while in Ivas’s van before they finally spotted the studio and parked behind the building to minimize their chances of being seen by anyone.
“ Alright this is it my friend, follow my lead but be quiet! We don’t want to alert these two stupid dudes about what we’re up to!”, Ivas quietly evilly hissed as he got out of his van with Twister following him as the two then made their way over to the outside vent cover that lead to the air duct system for entire building.
“ You got it!”, Twister quietly evilly hissed as they carefully pried off the vent cover and slipped inside, crawling around on their hands and knees while trying to make as little noise as possible with their movements considering the fact that they didn’t want Paul and Peter to hear them and discover that something was up.
“ Now where are you, you little brats?!”, Ivas quietly evilly hissed as him and his friend continued making their way through the air duct system to find the vent cover that lead into the Forensic Files office. At first they were about to give up after a few minutes but eventually picked up the faint music coming from Racy’s phone and decided to follow the sound before they eventually found the point of entry that they were looking for. The song had been switched again this time to Hells Bells by AC/DC.
“ Ah ha, jackpot! Let’s get ‘em!”, Twister quietly evilly hissed with a sinister smile as they were watching the girls through the vent cover above their heads who were completely oblivious to the incoming danger that was about to catch them completely by surprise.
“ Not yet you fool! Don’t you remember the plan?! We need to get rid of those two stupid crime show dudes first or else everything’s gonna get all screwed up and like I said before we’re gonna end up in jail!”, Ivas quietly hissed as he quietly smacked his friend upside the head.
“ Again, I don’t want that!”, Twister quietly evilly hissed.
“ And again I don’t either! Now come on, let’s go see what Paul and Peter are up to considering the fact that they’re nowhere in sight again! Most likely back in their stupid editing room doing God knows what!”, Ivas quietly evilly hissed as the two men quietly crawled a little further until they were right over the vent cover in the Forensic Files editing room watching Peter and Paul continuing to edit audio on their computer while having a conversation with each other.
“ What f*cking idiots! They don’t have any idea that we’re even here!”, Twister quietly evilly laughed.
“ Exactly but we’re about to make that change right now! You ready for this?!”, Ivas quietly evilly asked.
“ Oh yeah! Let’s do this!”, Twister quietly evilly said as he raised his fist above his head getting ready to punch the vent cover.
“ Alright we attack in 3, 2, 1!”, Ivas quietly evilly hissed as he did the same thing before the two men punched the vent cover.
CRASH! “ AHHHHHHH!”, Ivas and Twister evilly screeched as they dropped down from the air duct landing on top of the vent cover which immediately caught the attention of Peter and Paul who jumped up from their chairs in surprise.
“ What the hell?!”, Peter shrieked in terror.
“ Hey what do you punks think you’re doing in here?! This is for authorized personel only and you’re trespassing! Get out!”, Paul shouted.
“ Shut up Paul Dowling and Peter Thomas! You idiots are dead for getting in our way!”, Ivas evilly shouted.
“ Excuse me but how do you know our names?! Who the hell are you?!”, Peter shouted.
“ Twister Malakai Screech and Ivas Philbin Stormbender! What’s it to ya fool?!”, Twister evilly shouted.
“ Those are the dumbest names that we’ve ever heard in our lives and if you and your little friend don’t get out of here then you two are going to end up dead instead! You’re messing with the wrong crime show pal!”, Paul shouted.
“ I don’t think so! Get ‘em Twister!”, Ivas evilly shouted.
“ With pleasure Ivas! Goodbye Forensic Files, you’re history!”, Twister evilly shouted as the two men started attacking the Forensic Files creator and narrator in a violent rage which immediately caught the attention of the 6 teenage girls that were hanging out in the main office area.
“ What is going… OH MY GOD!”, Charlotte, Cayela, Florence, Mckenna, Sawyer, and Racy screamed in terror when they came running into the editing room to see a horrible sight.
“ You’re ours now you little brats!”, Twister evilly shouted as he was about to throw a tornado at the girls to capture them in it.
“ Oh fuck no! You ain’t touching them without a fight Twister Screech! Come here! Peter help me!”, Paul shouted as he then shoved Twister into a wall and started wrestling with him as a way to stop him and Ivas from attacking the girls.
“ Oh you don’t have to tell me twice Paul! Get over here you deranged lunatic! Like he said you ain’t touching nobody!”, Peter shouted as he joined in with Paul ganging up on Twister to beat him senseless.
“ That’s what you think Peter Thomas! Sit down you jerk!”, Ivas evilly shouted as he suddenly grabbed Peter from behind and forced him into a chair before he handcuffed his wrists to it.
“ Oh you are dead for this Ivas Stormbender! You think that handcuffing me to a chair is going to stop me and my friend from taking you and your friend down to prevent you from destroying our show?! I don’t think so! Girls get out of here now, run!”, Peter shouted as he started jerking his wrists to try to free himself from the handcuffs making them let out a loud metallic rattling sound as he did so. The song that started playing in the background was I’LL BE GONE by LINKIN PARK.
“ Ok! Ahhhhh!”, Charlotte, Cayela, Florence, Mckenna, Sawyer, and Racy screamed in terror as they suddenly ran away and out of the office to go hide somewhere else in the studio as Mckenna started screaming, “ Move it you guys! Go go go!”
“ Oh no you don’t! Get back here!”, Ivas evilly shouted as he tried to run out after them but was grabbed by Paul and head-slammed into a desk as he shouted, “ I don’t think so Ivas, you and Twister leave those girls alone! You touch them and you’re dead!”
“ That’s what you think Paul! Erraaahhh!”, Twister evilly shouted as he threw a tornado at him.
“ Woah! What the…?! Peter look out!”, Paul shrieked as he ducked his head letting the tornado sail over him as it slammed into Peter making him go flying backwards into the wall which broke the chair that he was handcuffed to upon impact.
“ Ow! Oh you are so gonna get it for that you psycho maniac! Come here, I’m gonna end you!”, Peter hissed in pain before he stumbled to his feet after he was freed from the handcuffs and charged at Twister to slam his face into the floor like a WWE wrestler.
“ Not a chance you f*cking narrator! Get out of my face!”, Twister evilly shouted as he grabbed Peter and shoved him back before he flipped him to the floor after he kicked his feet out from underneath him.
“ Yeah say goodbye to your show forever you dunderheads because you two are going to hell!”, Ivas evilly shouted as he threw a punch at Paul’s face.
“ Not if I have anything to say about it you freak! Hit the deck!”, Peter shouted as he kicked Ivas in the legs sending him flying into a trash can.
“ Why don’t you hit the deck instead you pathetic idiot and leave my friend alone!”, Twister evilly shouted as he lashed out at Peter again which made Peter grab something to use as a shield to protect his face from the incoming blows to it. Meanwhile as the fight continued Florence, Cayela, Charlotte, Mckenna, Sawyer, and Racy were looking for places to hide around the studio just completely terrified out of their minds.
“ Y’all I’m really freaking out now!”, Sawyer shrieked in terror as they all shut themselves up inside a utility closet.
“ Yeah you’re telling us Sawyer! Arista never said anything about having a crazy third cousin to us before! This is insane!”, Mckenna shrieked in terror.
“ Yeah you’re right Mckenna but maybe there’s a reason why she didn’t tell us!”, Cayela shrieked in terror.
“ Probably because she didn’t remember him Cayela! Why else would you think that she wouldn’t tell us?!”, Florence shrieked in terror.
“ I don’t know Florence! I’m not real good with figuring out other people’s family issues considering the fact that I have Autism!”, Cayela shrieked in terror.
“ Would you guys all just shut up?! This isn’t helping!”, Charlotte shrieked in terror.
“ Yeah I would agree with that! Do you guys seriously want these two psychos to find us in here and do God knows what to us?! Because I don’t!”, Racy shrieked in terror.
“ We don’t either Racy!”, Charlotte, Florence, Sawyer, Cayela, and Mckenna screamed in terror at their new friend right in her face.
BANG!
“ I got you now fools! You ain’t got nowhere to run!”, Twister evilly laughed as he suddenly appeared out of the air duct above their heads in the closet that they were hiding in.
“ TWISTER SCREECH! AHHHHHHH!”, the girls screamed in terror as they immediately bolted out of the closet and ran amok around the television studio to get away from him as well as Ivas who joined the chase after the two men shoved Paul and Peter out of the way in the Forensic Files editing room, nearly knocking them unconscious.
“ Come back here you Slytherin nazis! We’re not done with you!”, Peter and Paul shouted a Harry Potter reference as they started running after Ivas and Twister to try to catch them to keep them from bringing harm to the girls. This immediately caught the attention of their boss again who gasped in concern when he saw what was going on but was immediately told to go away by both men or else he was going to get hurt to which he reluctantly agreed. Paul and Peter eventually caught Twister and Ivas and shoved them into the studio jail cell in the security office.
“ Hey what is this man?! Let us out of here or we’re gonna…!”, Ivas evilly shouted as he started slapping his hand against the metal bars of the door after Peter locked it with a key.
“ I don’t think so pal! This is what you and your stupid friend get for trespassing, attacking my friend and I, and trying to kidnap 6 children that don’t belong to you in the first place!”, Paul shouted.
“ Exactly! So I think you need to just sit there and shut up while we call the Pasadena Police! The only place that you two are going now is directly to jail because we’re not putting up with this crap!”, Peter shouted as he then put the key away and grabbed his cell phone to call the police. When the police showed up moments later Danny was the first one to know about the whole situation and so after he and his fellow officers took Ivas and Twister to jail Danny immediately notified the others of what happened making everyone meet up with each other later that same day in the living room at 4A to discuss it.
“ Oh thank God you guys are ok! I knew it! I knew he was going to do something but I didn’t know at the time what it was yet!”, Arista screamed in relief as she threw her arms around her 6 friends who were still very scared about what just happened.
“ We didn’t either Arista!”, Cayela cried as she and the other girls let go of each other and embraced Nim, Julia, Kirby, and Robbie too for a moment before they all let go again.
“ Oh good gravy I don’t believe this! Arista is that what you were refusing to tell me that you were having a freak out about the day that I got mad at you for leaving the house in the middle of the night and went to Amy’s apartment bothering her and Peter Thomas?!”, Mrs. Stormbender hissed as she looked at her daughter.
“ Yes Mom, that’s exactly what I was freaking out about! I had a feeling that Ivas was going to do something but I didn’t know what!”, Arista screamed.
“ Well this doesn’t make any sense! Why didn’t you just wake Alvin and I up to tell us this in the first place?!”, Mrs. Stormbender scolded.
“ Because I just told you why, I didn’t want to bother you! I thought you would just get mad at me and say that I was just being paranoid considering the fact that Ivas had left the family of his own free will several years ago and hadn’t been heard from since until now after he just attacked my friends, scaring them half to death!”, Arista screamed.
“ Ay dios mio!”, Dexter shrieked in horror.
“ Dad we’re scared!”, Blaze and Raciella shrieked as they clung to their father and started to cry.
“ Shhhh, it’s alright Raciella and Blaze! We’re going to be fine, no one’s going to hurt us!”, Alvin said in a reassuring voice as he rubbed soothing circles on his two young daughters backs and kissed their heads.
“ Well this is a fine how do you do! You what know wait here y’all! I’m going to go give these two stupid Neanderthals a piece of my mind!”, Sheldon hissed in anger as he quickly grabbed his keys and wallet out of the bowl before he stormed to the door and threw it open in a fit of rage.
“ Sheldon don’t! You’re just going to make things worse!”, Leo hissed at her husband.
“ Worse?! How could they get any worse Leo?! These two idiots just scared the hell out of our daughter and her friends as well as just attacked two of our friends for no flipping reason! Somebody’s got to skeet shootin’ pay here one way or another! They’ve messed with the bull so they get the horns, no excuses!”, Sheldon shouted in anger at his wife before he stormed out the door and down the stairs hissing under his breath, “ F*ck this stupid sh*t!”
“ Shelly!”, Mrs. Cooper scolded.
“ Ma shut it! Let him go! It’s not worth the argument!”, Georgie hissed.
“ Yep, he definitely is a wacky b*stard!”, Howard said as he rolled his eyes.
“ Shut it Wolowitz!”, Penny hissed as she smacked her friend upside the head.
“ Ow! Penny?!”, Howard shrieked in surprise as he started rubbing his head where she hit him.
“ You deserved that you putz!”, Bernadette hissed at her husband.
“ Would you idiots just shut up?! This is not needed right now! Paul, Peter, you guys alright?!”, Leonard hissed.
“ Yeah we’re fine now Dr. Hofstadter it’s just… oh yeah I can feel that in my back now, ow!”, Peter said before he hissed in pain and pressed his hand into his lower back.
“ Oh my god what the hell happened to you?!”, Amy shrieked in concern as she looked at her boyfriend.
“ He got hit with a tornado is what happened Amy! Ivas Stormbender’s freak of a friend Twister Screech threw it at him after he tried to hit me with it but I ducked my head at the last minute! Peter was handcuffed to a chair after Ivas done that to him and so what happened with that is after Twister tried to hit me with that tornado it sailed over my head and crashed into Peter sending him and the chair flying into the wall behind him!”, Paul interjected in concern.
“ Good Heavens you got to be kidding me!”, Mrs. Cooper shrieked in horror.
“ Do I look like I’m kidding to you Mrs. Cooper?! No! I’m dead serious! These two lame-brained numbskulls nearly killed us and destroyed our Forensic Files show with what they did to us!”, Paul hissed.
“ What?! Ok that’s it! Come on you guys, let’s get Peter in the tub now before he injures himself any further!”, Leo shrieked in concern as she, Dakota, and Amy then grabbed a hold of Peter to prevent him from falling to the floor.
“ Oh you don’t have to tell us twice Leo! Come on buddy, let’s go!”, Howard shrieked in concern as he along with Raj, Danny, Paul, Leonard, and Stuart helped Leo, Dakota, and Amy start walking their injured friend to the bathroom so that they could get him in the bathtub.
“ Ok you guys I’m fine, this is really not… ow! Bi*chin’ f*ck this hurts!”, Peter hissed in pain as he gritted his teeth together, shutting his eyes tightly as his friends finally got him into the bathroom and shut the door behind them.
“ Just relax pal before you hurt yourself any more than you already are!”, Danny hissed in concern as they all stripped Peter’s clothes off while Leo quickly turned the faucet on to fill up the bathtub. Then once the tub was full she dumped some Epsom salt in it before she and the others carefully eased Peter into the tub.
“ Ah.”, Peter said in relief as he leaned his back against the rim of the tub.
“ Is that better?”, Leo asked.
“ Yes it is, thank you Leo.”, Peter said.
“ You know this really bites! Ivas and Twister are so gonna get it for this! Who the hell do those two clowns think they are?!”, Raj hissed.
“ No one knows Raj!”, Howard hissed as he stared at his best friend.
Pasadena Police Department…
“ Yes can we help you?”, a male officer sitting behind the lobby desk asked Sheldon when he entered the department moments later.
“ Yes you may officer, this is Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper and I would like to speak to two certain Neanderthals who scared my daughter and her friends as well as attacked my two friends Paul Dowling and Peter Thomas at their television studio office earlier today!”, Sheldon hissed as he slammed his fist on the desk.
“ Let me guess, Ivas Philbin Stormbender and his friend Twister Malakai Screech?”, the officer asked as he raised his eyebrows.
“ Yes that’s exactly who I’m asking to see at the moment! I want to have a so-called chat with these two men!”, Sheldon hissed.
“ Alright, follow me.”, the officer said with a sigh as he started walking away from the desk and headed down the hallway to where the cells were with Sheldon following him. Once Twister and Ivas were brought into another room wearing orange jumpsuits with their wrists handcuffed in front of them a few officers then walked into the room as well with Sheldon one of the officers said, “ Alright you got 5 minutes Dr. Cooper.” before he and the other officers left the room leaving Sheldon alone with the two men that he wanted to have a chat with.
“ Thank you!”, Sheldon hissed as he crossed his arms in front of his chest while just glaring daggers at Ivas and Twister in front of him.
“ Oh great, if it isn’t the jerk that destroyed the rest of my family including my father! What the hell do you want Dr. Sheldon Cooper?!”, Ivas hissed in anger as he sat next to Twister in the chairs they were forced to sit in by the guards that brought them in there.
“ Shut up Ivas! I want to know what possessed you and your stupid friend to scare the living bejesus out of my daughter and her friends as well as attack my two crime show friends in the first place?! Huh?! What do you have to say to that?!”, Sheldon shouted in anger as he slammed his hands on the table and got up in their faces.
“ To get my revenge is why! You now as well as Dr. Fowler and Astronaut Wolowitz are the main troublemakers here in my way along with my pathetic cousin Arista and Aunt Delia and I won’t stand for it! You’ve already done enough damage to my family and you’re all gonna pay for it and even if that means taking out two stupid tv crime-solving dudes to do it then SO BE IT!”, Ivas evilly shouted.
“ Yeah so why don’t you shut your trap before we shut it for you, permanently!”, Twister evilly shouted.
“ Excuse me Twister but you will do no such thing! You and Ivas are not going to be touching anyone, especially MY CHILD! She is absolutely the most precious thing in the world to my wife and I and if you so much as lay a hand on her I swear to the world of Comic-Con I am going to go f*cking turbo all over your asses! Do you idiots hear me?! Stay away from my family and my friends or else you’re really going to get it!”, Sheldon shouted in anger.
“ We don’t know what the devil that even is you fool!”, Ivas evilly shouted.
“ Well you don’t need to know! I’m telling you for the last time, STAY AWAY FROM MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS OR I’M GONNA KILL YOU!”, Sheldon shouted in anger. He then without warning punched the two men in the face so hard that it knocked them out of their chairs and onto the floor making them scream in pain before he stormed away, telling the officers that he was done speaking to which prompted them to take the two men back to their cells as Sheldon left the police department to go back home. Once he got back to the apartment complex he decided to take the elevator back up to the 4th floor and walk into the apartment.
“ Hello, I’m back.”, Sheldon said as he tossed his wallet and keys into the bowl before he shut the door behind him.
“ Hi Sheldon. How did it go?”, Bernadette asked.
“ Well I got the message across with them pretty clearly, at least I hope I did.”, Sheldon said with a sigh.
“ Well Heavenly Father I hope y’all didn’t kill anybody boy because we don’t need another repeat of what you said to your best friend Leonard a long time ago when you and Leo were dating each other!”, Mrs. Cooper scolded as she narrowed her eyes at her son.
“ Mom are you out of your mind?! Of course I wouldn’t do that, unless if they deserved it!”, Sheldon shot back at his mother.
“ Well good for you pal.”, Alvin said with a smile.
“ Thank you Alvin.”, Sheldon said.
“ Oh hi honey. When did you get back?”, Leo asked when she suddenly came walking out of the bathroom with the others who were walking Peter back out to living room to have him sit on the couch.
“ Oh hello Leo, I just got back a few seconds ago. What were you all doing in the bathroom?”, Sheldon asked.
“ Peter’s back was hurting so we just made him sit in the tub for a few minutes soaking in some Epsom salt.”, Dakota said as she placed a pillow behind Peter’s back before he leaned against it.
“ Uh.”, Peter groaned in relief.
“ You alright pal?”, Paul asked.
“ Yeah I’m fine Paul. I just need to sit for a moment.”, Peter said.
“ Well good Lord what happened to you?!”, Sheldon asked in concern.
“ I’d rather not talk about it right now Sheldon because you probably wouldn’t believe it.”, Peter said.
“ Probably not.”, Sheldon said as he let the issue go.
“ Yes well now that’s over, let’s just listen to some music to take our minds off of what happened.”, Leo said as she flipped her hair over her shoulder.
“ Oh I’m already ahead of you there sis! Let’s see if you and Amanda remember this song from our childhood! The three of us had listened to this quite frequently after school!”, Kennedy exclaimed as she took her phone out and plugged it into the stereo blasting the song Can’t Get You Out of My Head by Kylie Minogue.
“ Oh shut up Kennedy! You didn’t!”, Leo and Amanda laughed as they shook their heads at their sister.
“ Yeah I did! Fordyce sister fun baby!”, Kennedy laughed as she started dancing like a madwoman to it.
“ Oh hell yeah!”, Amanda and Leo laughed as they joined in with her with all 3 of them bumping their backs into each other like they did when they were kids.
“ Well that didn’t take long at all!”, Mr. Fordyce laughed in amusement as he stood next to his wife watching the scene in front of them.
“ No it sure didn’t! I just love our girls so much Robert!”, Mrs. Fordyce laughed in amusement as she looked at her husband.
“ I do too Miranda!”, Mr. Fordyce laughed in amusement as he kissed his wife.
“ Yay! Go Mom, Aunt Kennedy, and Aunt Amanda! That’s what’s up!”, Cayela exclaimed as she was clapping her hands while standing next to her friends and her boyfriend with Oreo sitting at their heels looking on in curiosity.
Meow?
“ Oh my god! Leo I so love this little girl that you and Sheldon gave birth to!”, Kennedy laughed.
“ Same here bitch! Cayela is such a joy in this entire family!”, Amanda laughed.
“ Well thanks for that Kennedy and Amanda! Sheldon and I love her too as well as the whole rest of our family!”, Leo laughed.
“ Indeed we do!”, Sheldon said with a smile as he suddenly pulled his wife into him and kissed her on the lips making Leo shriek with glee.
“ Nice one too Mom and Dad!”, Cayela exclaimed as she threw her hands in the air. She absolutely loved seeing her parents so happy together and preferred to see them kissing rather than fighting as displayed in the meltdown she had over the argument her parents had with each other at Dakota and Leonard’s wedding reception about Leonard’s mother who had shown up uninvited to the event in the first place.
“ Oh yeah total score on that one babe!”, Kirby laughed as he nudged his girlfriend with his elbow.
“ Oh will you shut up Kirby and just come here!”, Cayela laughed as she pulled her boyfriend towards her to kiss him.
“ Man that’s some great stuff right there Charlotte, too bad our boyfriends Terrance and Skeeter couldn’t join us too!”, Florence laughed.
“ Yeah that is a bummer Florence but unfortunately they had to run errands with their parents so I guess we can’t argue with that!”, Charlotte laughed.
“ True. So you really like Skeeter huh?”, Florence asked with a smile.
“ Yeah I really do. He’s seriously the best boyfriend I’ve ever had in my life. In fact he just gave me this really pretty charm bracelet on a recent dating anniversary we had. See?”, Charlotte said with a smile as she showed off her brand new charm bracelet that she got after she put it on her wrist.
“ Oh my god, Char that’s absolutely beautiful! I love all the flowers and heart charms on it, especially this engraving that says Skeeter & Charlotte, Love Forever! with the date of when you two first met each other! That is so cute!”, Florence exclaimed.
“ I know! I literally cried tears of happiness when I first saw that because it made me feel like I was on Cloud 9 and that I found the most perfect romantic guy in the world!”, Charlotte exclaimed.
“ Wait a minute, you, Florence, and Cayela all have boyfriends? I thought Cayela was the only one who had one.”, Racy asked in shock.
“ No we have boyfriends too Racy. Her’s is Skeeter who’s a friend of Kirby’s and mine is Terrance McFalcon who’s a boy from my gymnastics team.”, Florence said as she pointed at Charlotte and then herself.
“ Oh nice!”, Racy exclaimed.
“ Well this just makes up for all the crap that we just went through today!”, Peter laughed in amusement.
“ Totally man!”, Paul laughed in amusement.
“ True but what does this do to it too?”, Amy asked with a smile as she leaned over and kissed Peter again.
“ Oh that just makes it a thousand times better woman!”, Peter laughed as he kissed her back.
“ D*mn those two can’t keep their hands off each other!”, Raj exclaimed.
“ Yeah you think?!”, Gia laughed as she shook her head.
“ Mommy can we go now please?”, Brady asked as he started tugging on his pregnant mother’s shirt sleeve.
“ Not yet Brady, we’ll go in a few minutes. Just be patient.”, Gia said as she gently pried her son’s hand off her shirt.
“ But Mommy!”, Brady whined.
“ Brady Dustin Waverly knock it off! Your mother said no! We’ll leave in a few minutes! You don’t see your sister Ariel complaining so why do you want to leave so badly right now?!”, Simon scolded.
“ Because I’m bored Daddy! I want to go do something!”, Brady whined.
“ Then go play with your sister! We’re not going to have this argument with you acting like you’re 2 years old! You’re 6, act like it! If we hear anymore complaining then you’re going to get your butt paddled and you’re not going to like it! Do I make myself clear?!”, Simon scolded as he pointed at his daughter Ariel who was just happily exploring the apartment and getting into things like any normal adventurous 4 year old would do.
“ Ok fine.”, Brady said with a sigh as he walked off to go play with Ariel.
“ Thank you.”, Simon said.
“ Hey Simon, should I tell everyone the gender of our 3rd baby and the name we chose?”, Gia whispered to her husband.
“ Yeah, go ahead Gia.”, Simon whispered back to his pregnant wife.
“ Ok everybody listen up we have an announcement to make! Yesterday Simon and I had another ultrasound appointment and we discovered the gender of our 3rd child which we would like to share with you today!”, Gia exclaimed.
“ Really? Well what is it?”, Leonard asked.
“ Well it’s another girl.”, Simon said as everyone immediately started going nuts.
“ Ah ah ah it gets better, zip it! Not only are we having a second daughter but you guys will so not believe the name that we chose for her, especially you two because this is going to make you freak!”, Gia hissed as she pointed at Paul and Peter.
“ Well don’t leave us hanging Gia! What is it?!”, all the adults exclaimed.
“ Her name is… Helen Lorck Waverly.”, Gia said with a smile.
“ Shut up! Are you serious?!”, the adults all exclaimed as they all went nuts again. They couldn’t believe that Simon and Gia were deciding to make a very special tribute to the Forensic Files show by naming their second daughter after the murdered female flight attendant from the first episode of that show.
“ Yeah we’re not kidding! That’s her name!”, Simon laughed in amusement as he shook his head.
“ Oh my god that’s awesome!”, Leo exclaimed as she hugged her cousin.
“ Yeah no sh*t bi*ch! That’s absolutely insane!”, Penny exclaimed as she embraced Gia too.
“ Thank you! Simon and I are just beyond excited!”, Gia exclaimed.
“ Well this is just really something! We were so not expecting this!”, Paul laughed in amusement.
“ Yeah totally, nice tribute! You’re bringing a new Helle into the world!”, Peter laughed in amusement.
“ Yes essentially we are but let me tell you something, any lowlife that tries to destroy her too someday will have to deal with Simon taking their heads off with a baseball bat!”, Gia laughed.
“ Oh yeah that is definitely true honey! Ain’t nobody messing with our little girl! They do they’re dead!”, Simon laughed. Gia continued laughing as she kissed her husband and gripped his hand in hers.
“ Hey don’t pretend I didn’t hear that Waverly!”, Danny interjected as he narrowed his eyes at Simon.
“ Oh would you relax man?! Do you really think I’d actually kill somebody in front of my wife and kids?! I’m a district attorney!”, Simon laughed.
“ Yes I’m aware of that but anybody can be capable of killing someone! It depends on what really sets them off to the point of wanting to comit the action!”, Danny interjected.
“ Very true Danny.”, Sheldon said.
“ Ok well that’s enough talking about that, let’s just talk about something else!”, Molly hissed as she held her infant daughter April in her hands.
Wahhhh!
“ Shhhh, calm down April. It’s ok, Mommy’s got you.”, Molly said in a soothing loving voice as she was gently rocking April back and forth in her arms to get her to stop crying. But when that didn’t work Molly then decided to take April behind the couch to change her diaper which almost immediately calmed her down after that. Everyone continued to talk to each other for a little while longer before they all went their separate ways again. Then the next day Amy woke up to look through her closet to decide what to wear for the day only to discover that she couldn’t make up her mind causing her to start freaking out like a teenage girl to the point she decided to ask the only people who she knew could help her: Leo, Dakota, Penny, and Bernadette.
Amy: You guys help me! I’m having a crisis situation! :.(
Within minutes after Amy sent the group text to her 4 best friends as she began to pace around in her bedroom the 4 women in question showed up at her apartment and walked into her room.
“ Yeah girl, what is it?”, Dakota asked as she leaned against the door with her arms crossed and Leo, Bernadette, and Penny standing next to her.
“ Oh thank God you guys are here Dakota! I can not for the life of me decide what to wear today! I’m starting to get really bored with my current wardrobe! I want something a little more exciting now but I don’t know what!”, Amy shrieked in terror as she was hyperventilating and stumbling around like a drunk woman.
“ Oh balls are you freaking kidding me right now?! Is this about Peter?!”, Penny hissed as she rolled her eyes at her best friend.
“ No Penny, this has nothing to do with my boyfriend! I’m just starting to get bored with the way I look day after day even though I’ve been looking like this for years and I’ve been pretty content with it but now for whatever reason I’m not anymore and I just want to try something new!”, Amy hissed.
“ Well that is a crisis situation!”, Bernadette gasped in horror.
“ Yeah I totally agree with that Bernadette! You know what, I got an idea! How about the 5 of us go shopping at the mall?! We can get you a whole brand new wardrobe if you want Amy! What do you think?!”, Leo exclaimed as a lightbulb went off in her head.
“ I’m down for that bitch!”, Penny exclaimed.
“ Me too!”, Dakota exclaimed.
“ Me three!”, Bernadette exclaimed before they all looked at Amy who stood there thinking for a moment before she exclaimed, “ Oh what the hell, let’s go!” She then grabbed the first thing she saw in her closet to throw on even though she still wasn’t sure what she wanted to wear yet before she grabbed her purse and left her apartment with Dakota, Leo, Bernadette, and Penny to go to the mall for a day of shopping. They began running all over the place in and out of several stores looking for anything that would satisfy Amy’s desire for a new look which she kept consistently saying that this was not because of Peter despite her friends believing that it did have something to do with him.
“ Come on Ames, just pick something already! We’ve been here for the past 30 minutes and you haven’t found a single outfit!”, Penny hissed in frustration.
“ I’m trying bestie but I don’t know what I want yet! Maybe this was a mistake and that I shouldn’t have come here!”, Amy hissed.
“ Oh hell no, you’re not doing that to us after we just dragged you here because you were the one freaking out like a teenage girl about not having anything to wear in the first place! We are going to find something here no matter what even if it takes us all day! It’s officially time to bring out the big guns, no excuses!”, Bernadette hissed as she then covered Amy’s face with one of her stockings and forced her to sit down in front of the mirror in the dressing room before she dragged Penny, Leo, and Dakota back out into the store floor area to grab the first thing they saw that they thought looked really cute and rushed back into the dressing room with it to throw it on Amy while her eyes were still covered with Bernadette’s stocking. They then pulled Amy’s hair back into two ponytails before Bernadette removed the stocking from Amy’s face. Amy gasped in shock the moment she saw herself in the mirror.
“ Well what do you think of the new you Fowler?!”, Leo, Penny, Dakota, and Bernadette exclaimed.
“ Oh my God are you kidding me?! I love it I love it I love it!”, Amy shrieked like a teenage girl when she saw what her friends had done to her. In addition to her hair being pulled back into the two ponytails she was wearing a cute fitted kelly green t-shirt with a V-neckline and a pair of blue jean shorts underneath a dark navy blue leather jacket with a pair of the same color pumps on her feet to match it.
“ Really?!”, Leo exclaimed.
“ Yes I do! This is absolutely gorgeous! I look like a hot and sexy nerd woman in this outfit which is actually pretty much what I was going for! Thank you so much guys! You guys are the greatest friends ever!”, Amy exclaimed as she cried tears of joy and embraced her best friends.
“ Well you’re welcome for that! We love the new look too!”, Dakota exclaimed. Amy then bought the new outfit she was wearing and started to look for some more outfits to add to her new wardrobe before she left the mall with her friends and went back to her apartment to put the other outfits away. Then shortly after she put some bright red lipstick on her lips to go with her new look the women then decided to go to 4A so that Amy could first show off to Sheldon, Leonard, Howard, Raj, Stuart, and Kemdan who were all there hanging out with each other while Cayela was in her bedroom hanging out with her friends and her boyfriend. Paul and Peter were expected to show up in a little while due to the fact that they were still doing something related to their show at the television studio.
“ Ok wait here in the hallway for a moment Amy while we go talk to the guys inside the apartment.”, Dakota said as they stood outside the door to 4A moments later.
“ Got it Dakota! Oh this is going to be so fun! The guys have no idea what’s about to hit them!”, Amy exclaimed.
“ True that Ames now shut up before you ruin it for yourself!”, Penny hissed.
“ Ok ok enough of that, let’s go inside! Open the door Fordyce-Cooper!”, Bernadette hissed.
“ Yo would you chill out Rostenkowski-Wolowitz, I’m already doing just that!”, Leo laughed as she stuck her key in the keyhole and opened the door, walking in with the other three women to see Leonard, Howard, Raj, Sheldon, Kemdan, and Stuart playing War Of Warcraft with each other on their laptops just shouting commands at each other with Kemdan periodically shouting things in Spanish too as they were fighting goblins and zombies.
“ Hey, we’re back from Amy’s!”, Penny, Bernadette, Leo, and Dakota exclaimed as they stood in the doorway.
“ Hey Penny, Leo, Dakota, and Bernadette!”, Howard, Stuart, Sheldon, Raj, Leonard, and Kemdan said as they looked up from their laptops for a brief period before they went back to playing.
“ You guys enjoying your nerd game over there?”, Dakota asked.
“ Ah ah ah first off it’s not a nerd game Dakota and secondly we are enjoying it although Koothrappali is bringing up the rear here!”, Sheldon hissed as he narrowed his eyes at Raj.
“ Well it’s not my fault dude! These stupid zombies won’t leave me alone!”, Raj shot back at his friend.
“ That’s because zombies are mindless, undead cannibals that like to eat people’s brains out! Use your head dummy!”, Penny hissed.
“ Ok Penny that’s not helping at the moment!”, Leonard hissed.
“ Leonard!”, Penny hissed.
“ Ook let’s not get any further into that subject right now! However, let’s get into something very amazing that you guys are going to be completely blown away by!”, Leo hissed as she put her hands up in front of her.
“ What do you mean by that Leo?”, Howard asked in confusion.
“ You’ll see in a moment! Oh Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler, get in here!”, Leo called out the door with a smile on her face as she then took her phone out and started playing the song Good Girls Go Bad by Cobra Starship feat. Leighton Meester.
“ Yeah, get in here bi*ch! Show off how good you look!”, Bernadette exclaimed. Within moments after she said that Amy then strutted into the apartment with her purse hanging over her arm causing the guys to immediately stare and drop their mouths open in shock.
“ Hello boys!”, Amy exclaimed with a smirk as she then tossed her purse aside like a bad girl and continued walking into the apartment to show off her new look with the Cobra Starship song still playing on Leo’s phone.
“ Amy?!”, Leonard, Stuart, Raj, Howard, and Sheldon exclaimed.
“ Woah baby!”, Cayela, Kirby, Florence, Julia, Charlotte, Summer, Arista, Racy, Robbie, Mckenna, Nim, and Sawyer exclaimed in shock when they came out of Cayela’s room to see what was going on.
“ Ay caramba senorita!”, Kemdan exclaimed.
“ Ok that is definitely hot and sexy if I’ve ever seen that before!”, Howard said in a horny voice.
“ Yeah no shit dude!”, Raj exclaimed.
“ You changed your look?! Oh what fresh hell is this?!”, Sheldon shrieked as he did a head rotation in disbelief and stared at his ex-girlfriend as if he didn’t recognize her anymore.
“ Sheldon!”, Raj, Stuart, Kemdan, Leonard, and Howard hissed.
“ Hey you guys we’re… HOLY FUCK! Peter get in here! You need to see your girlfriend man!”, Paul suddenly exclaimed in shock when he walked in and saw Amy.
“ Wait what are you… ok shut the door, WHAT?! Damn woman!”, Peter suddenly exclaimed in shock when he walked in too and saw his girlfriend just standing in the middle of the living room looking like a million bucks.
“ Hi Peter, you like my new look?! I call it hot and sexy!”, Amy exclaimed as she stood with one of her legs bent to the side and a hand placed on her hip just staring at her boyfriend with a smile on her face.
“ Yeah I’ll say! You look absolutely gorgeous Amy!”, Peter exclaimed as he walked up to her to kiss her.
“ Thank you!”, Amy exclaimed.
“ Well this I can see is a disaster waiting to happen! Good Lord she looks maybe a little too gorgeous don’t you think?!”, Sheldon hissed as he rolled his eyes.
“ Hey man you got your woman I got mine so why don’t you shut up before I pound your head out like a pancake!”, Peter shot back at his friend.
“ Fair enough.”, Sheldon said with a sigh before he shot back, “ But she was my woman first!”
“ Sheldon, buddy, let it go! You have a wife and daughter who are standing right here listening to this!”, Leonard hissed at his best friend as he pointed at Leo and Cayela.
“ Oh alright, you’re right Leonard. I’ll shut up now.”, Sheldon said with a sigh as he then shut his mouth.
“ Good, thank you.”, Leonard said.
“ Well now that’s over I’m going to have a glass of wine. Anybody else want anything?”, Dakota said as she headed to the kitchen to pour herself a glass of wine.
“ Beer please.”, Howard, Raj, and Leonard said simultaneously.
“ Ok.”, Dakota said as she got her wine before she grabbed three cans of beer and tossed them to her husband and their two other friends.
“ Stand up stand up, we shall not be moved! Except by a child with no socks and shoes! If you got more to give then you got to prove, put your hands up and I’ll copy you!”
“ Uh Leo, Su teléfono está timbrando.”, Kemdan said as he heard his friend’s ringtone going off.
“ Oh crap, thanks Kemdan! Hello?”, Leo exclaimed as she then answered her phone when she took it out of her purse.
“ Leo are you there?! It’s Gia, I need to talk to you! Oh my god!”, Gia’s histerical crying voice rang out from the other end of the phone.
“ Gia? What’s going on? Why are you upset? Did something happen to baby Helen to be that we don’t know about?”, Leo asked in concern.
“ No everything’s fine with her, we’re all fine! This has to do with our house! Oh god I can’t breathe!”, Gia cried as she was trying to catch her breath.
“ Your house?! Ok you’re really starting to scare me right now, what happened to your house?!”, Leo asked in concern.
“ Our house just caught on fire while we were out running errands today and burned down! We just lost everything except for the clothes on our backs, our car, and Simon’s ATV!”, Gia cried as she was still trying to catch her breath and process what just happened to them.
“ WHAT?! Your house just burned down?! Are you freaking kidding me right now Gia?!”, Leo shrieked which immediately caused Dakota to spit out the sip of wine she had in her mouth into the sink before her and the others all stare at Leo shrieking, “ WHAT?!” in complete shock. They couldn’t believe what they just heard coming out of Leo’s mouth.
“ No I swear to God I’m not, I’m f*cking serious right now! The fire department tried everything they could to save it but it just went up so fast that the whole thing just collapsed within 20 seconds! This is awful, what are we going to do?! We are now homeless because of this and we have nowhere to go! I feel like we’re living in a complete nightmare!”, Gia cried.
“ No no no no don’t say that! Everything’s going to be ok! You guys are more than welcome to come stay here with us for awhile or I could ask my parents if they would be willing to let you guys stay there with them! You guys are family and we’re not just going to just let you roam the streets looking for somewhere to go until your home gets rebuilt! Speaking of that, you didn’t lose your insurance did you?!”, Leo shrieked.
“ No thankfully not! We kept it in a safety deposit box at the bank!”, Gia cried.
“ Good! Grab that and either start making your way down here or down to Savannah but please be careful! We don’t want to end up losing you guys in a fiery car crash!”, Leo shrieked.
“ Ok thank you Leo! Bye, love you!”, Gia cried.
“ Bye, love you too!”, Leo shrieked before she hung up. She then hissed under her breath, “ Shit!”
“ Yeah I’ll say! Girl what in the world just happened?!”, Dakota shrieked in complete shock.
“ Well I’m sure if you guys have all been listening to my phone conversation that was Gia calling me all upset to tell me that apparently her and her family just lost their entire house in a massive fire today while they were out running errands!”, Leo shot back in concern as she shook her head and tossed her phone back into her purse.
“ Son of a bi*ch!”, Raj hissed.
“ Yeah big time, that can’t be a coincidence can it?!”, Stuart asked in concern with a look of suspicion on his face.
“ No I don’t think so! Call me crazy if you guys want to but I’ll bet you anything that it was the evil spirits of those stupid Sanderson sisters that did it!”, Penny hissed.
“ Oh for God sakes!”, Leonard hissed as he rolled his eyes.
“ Good Lord Penny what makes you think that those witches had something to do with it?!”, Sheldon shot back at his neighbor/friend.
“ Um hello think about it Sheldon! You and Leo were the ones who summoned them on Halloween night in the first place when we up there visiting with Simon, Gia, and baby Brady during the time that Gia was pregnant with baby Ariel and they tried to kill us including Cayela! They were probably pissed that you, Leonard, Howard, and Raj sent them back to the netherworld where they came from and so out of retailiation they probably decided to burn Gia and Simon’s house down for revenge!”, Penny hissed.
“ That actually makes a lot of sense.”, Bernadette said in concern.
“ Exactly! Thank you Bernadette! I hate those fucking bitches, especially stupid Winifreak! She’s the worst!”, Penny hissed.
“ Wait hold up, you guys summoned the Sanderson sisters?!”, Paul asked in complete shock as he stared at Leo and Sheldon with Peter giving them the same look.
“ Yes we did but it was an accident!”, Leo hissed as she then started telling Paul and Peter the whole story of how that happened.
“ Wow, that’s the wackiest story we have ever heard!”, Peter gasped in shock.
“ Exactly and we don’t need to keep discussing it! Can we please just talk about something else?!”, Sheldon interjected.
“ Sure, what do you want to talk about?”, Leo asked with a sigh as she looked at her husband.
“ I’m not sure.”, Sheldon said.
“ Of course you’re not!”, Penny sarcastically said as she rolled her eyes.
“ No one likes a know-it-all Penny!”, Sheldon shot back.
“ Oh balls!”, Penny hissed as she smacked her palm against her face.
Knock knock!
“ Hi everybody!”, Gia sniffled when Leo opened the door allowing her, Simon, and their kids to walk in.
“ Hi Gia.”, the others said.
“ We’re sorry about what happened to your house. That sucks.”, Raj sadly said as everyone else nodded their heads in silence.
“ It’s okay, thanks Raj. You’re right, it does suck. This is the worst thing that could have ever happened to us at the worst time possible. Gia’s pregnant with our third child for God’s sake and for us to lose our house so unexpectedly the way we did in that massive fire is just beyond awful. Oh god, I need a beer.”, Simon sadly said as he walked into the kitchen to grab a beer can out of the fridge leaving his wife to continue trying to console their two children.
“ Well good Lord don’t drink yourself into a river Simon! What do you think this is?! A pour house?!”, Sheldon condescendingly said as he narrowed his eyes at his district attorney cousin-in law.
“ Sheldon! Shut up! My wife and I are extremely exhausted at the moment after driving through several states to get down here because our relatives in Savannah weren’t answering the phone when we tried to call them about possibly staying there! Not to mention Brady and Ariel wouldn’t settle down the whole trip which drove us completely nuts! So can you please not make condescending remarks at the moment because I’M NOT IN THE MOOD!”, Simon shouted back at him as he took a swig of his beer that he had in his hand.
“ Well you seem hot under the collar, or is that just the alcohol?!”, Sheldon asked in confusion.
“ Oh for God sakes here we go!”, Leonard said as he rolled his eyes.
“ Ok you know what, f*ck this sh*t! I’m going across the hall to Penny’s apartment for a moment because apparently nobody gives a d*mn about Simon Waverly!”, Simon shouted as he took his beer can and stormed to the front door, throwing it open as he then stormed across the hallway to go to Penny’s apartment so he could have a few moments of peace.
“ What the hell are you talking about?! We do give a d*mn about you! Get back over here! You can’t just…!”, Penny hissed but Simon shouted back, “ Penny not now! Just give me 5 minutes of f*cking peace! We’ve already dealt with enough today!”
“ Simon you’re acting ridiculous! We didn’t come here to start any arguments, we came here to get support from our friends and family over what just happened to us! Calm down! You’re not making this any better by screaming like a complete psychotic gorilla, especially in front of our children! Have you lost your mind or something?!”, Gia shouted at her husband.
“ Gia not you too! Leave me alone!”, Simon shouted back at his wife.
SLAM!
“ Are you freaking kidding me right now?!”, Gia hissed as she buried her face into her hand and shook her head.
“ I’ll go talk to him.”, Leonard said with a sigh as he started heading to the door.
“ You need Raj and I to back you up Leonard?”, Howard asked as he pointed at himself and Raj.
“ No I got it, thanks anyway Howard!”, Leonard called back as he walked across the hallway and approached Penny’s apartment door.
Knock knock!
“ Go away Gia! I don’t want to talk!”
“ Simon it’s Leonard, can we talk for a second buddy?”, Leonard said to his friend as he stood on the other side of the closed door.
“ Fine, come in.”, Simon said with a sigh when he opened the door, allowing Leonard to walk in before he shut the door again.
“ Thanks.”, Leonard said.
“ Alright, talk. What do you want Hofstadter?”, Simon said as he stood a few feet away, taking another swig of his beer.
“ Look we all get it that you and Gia are stressed at the moment but don’t you think it’s a little harsh that you’re taking it out on all of us when we had nothing to do with this?”, Leonard asked.
“ Ok yeah you got a point but, what are we supposed to do?! This is literally the last thing we ever wanted to happen! First the incident with the Sanderson sisters on Halloween night then RV bomb incident with you guys and now this?! When is this ever going to end?!”, Simon hissed.
“ I don’t know but will you just chill?! You have a second daughter named after the murdered flight attendent from the first episode of Forensic Files on the way for God’s sake! Focus on that rather than all the negative stuff that’s been happening recently! Trust me once you and Gia finally get to see her, none of that stuff is going to matter anymore! The only thing that’s going to matter is her!”, Leonard shot back.
“ You really think that?”, Simon asked.
“ Yes.”, Leonard said as he nodded his head.
“ You know, now that I think about it you’re right Leonard. I don’t know what I was thinking. It’s as if I’m acting like my wife during one of her pregnancy moodswings or something like that.”, Simon said.
“ Well there’s nothing wrong with that, it’s just everyday stress. You’re a father to two young kids and about to be a father to 3 so it makes a whole lot of sense when you really think about it.”, Leonard said.
“ Agreed. Thanks for the talk, you’re a great friend.”, Simon said with a smile.
“ No problem, why don’t you come back over and rejoin us. I’ll get Sheldon to apologize for what he said to you.”, Leonard said with a smile.
“ Sounds good to me.”, Simon said as he then followed Leonard back to apartment 4A.
“ Guess who I just got to come back now?”, Leonard asked.
“ Simon!”, the others exclaimed.
“ Yeah, hi I’m back.”, Simon said.
“ Well that was fast. Are you ok now honey?”, Gia asked.
“ Yeah I’m fine now, I just needed a little… HOLY FIRECRACKERS! Amy is that you?!”, Simon said before he exclaimed in complete shock when he suddenly noticed Amy’s new look.
“ Yes, took you long enough to notice! What do you think of my new look?!”, Amy laughed.
“ Freaking dynamite! Where did you get that?!”, Simon exclaimed.
“ At the mall when I was shopping with my girlfriends because that’s kind of my thing now!”, Amy said.
“ Nice! What does Peter think of it?”, Simon asked.
“ Oh I skeet shootin’ love it man! Ain’t no other jacks touching my pussy cat now unless if they want to be kissing the concrete is what I say!”, Peter said with a smirk.
“ Oh just stop it!”, Amy laughed as she pulled Peter towards her to kiss him again.
“ Real smooth Thomas!”, Stuart butted in.
“ Shut up Stuart!”, Peter shot back at his friend. The conversations continued with Sheldon apologizing to Simon for what he said after Leonard blackmailed him about sneezing all over his comic books if he didn’t do what he said to which Sheldon told him to grow up before they all went about their own devices for the remainder of the day. Gia and Simon eventually got a hold of Mrs. Fordyce and after they explained their situation she told them that they were more than welcome to come stay there until their house gets rebuilt. They ended up staying there for the next several weeks before they got word that the reconstruction of their house was finished and that they could come back home. Helen ended up being born not long after that a few months later which brought a great deal of happiness into their lives as they all got the chance to meet her but just as things were seemingly getting back on track something else ended up happening that none of them were ever expecting to happen. Dakota was just finishing up a match with a fellow fighter at the gym and taking a sip of water from her water bottle when all of a sudden her phone starts ringing.
“ Hello?”, Dakota answered when she saw it the university’s phone number.
“ Hi is this Dakota ’Skullbreaker’ Hofstadter? Dr. Leonard Hofstadter’s wife?”, President Siebert asked as he was trying to muster the strength to talk.
“ Um, yes it is. President Siebert? What are you calling me for? Is there a problem?”, Dakota asked.
“ Yeah there’s actually a big problem. Um… I would like to inform you that as you are legally Dr. Hofstadter’s emergency contact that we unfortunately had a carbon monoxide leak here at the university and your husband is currently on his way to the hospital due to a high level of exposure.”, President Siebert said in a serious tone over the faint carbon monoxide alarm that was currently still sounding in the building as all the other employees that had been called into work were standing around outside in the parking lot while the paramedics were tending to Leonard in the back of the ambulance that was pulling out of the parking lot with its lights and sirens going and the fire department was currently trying to air out the building while also trying to find the source of the gas leak.
“ Carbon monoxide?! WHAT?! Are you freaking kidding me right now?! Well is he ok?! What’s going on?! This is really starting to scare me!”, Dakota shrieked in a panic as she was trying to catch her breath.
“ Well we don’t know exactly what’s going on but what we do know is that he’s been unconscious for at least the past 30 minutes that Winkle and Kripke were dragging him out here.”, President Siebert said in a serious tone.
“ Oh god, ok I guess I’ll head up to the hospital then. Thank you for letting me know about this.”, Dakota said in concern as she let out a sigh.
“ Of course. Take care.”, President Siebert said.
“ Thank you, you too. Bye.”, Dakota said before she hung up and hissed, “ Oh son of a bitch!” as she quickly grabbed her stuff and started running to the door only to be stopped by Artemis when she walked by her.
“ Woah woah woah, slow down girl! Where are you going in such a rush Skullbreaker?!”, Artemis exclaimed.
“ I don’t have time to talk right now Artemis, I got to go! President Siebert at the university just called me and said that my husband Leonard just got exposed to a high level of carbon monoxide and is being taken to the hospital right now!”, Dakota shrieked.
“ What?! Oh shit, that’s not good!”, Artemis shrieked as she began to follow her friend who kept running towards the door.
“ Yeah you think?! COACH KENNER!”, Dakota screamed.
“ What?! What’s going on out here ladies?!”, Kenner asked in concern as he came out of his office.
“ You got to drive us to the hospital right now!”, Artemis shrieked.
“ Ok but why? What’s the problem? Tell me now or I swear to God I’m gonna…!”, Kenner asked as Dakota then screamed, “ Because my asthma stricken husband is dying from carbon monoxide is why! Get your keys to your truck man and let’s go! We ain’t got time for a stupid game of 20 questions! Move it!”
“ Alright alright I’m coming Skullbreaker! Why didn’t you just say that to begin with?! Carbon monoxide poisoning is serious!”, Kenner screamed as he quickly grabbed his truck keys and locked up his office before he raced out of the gym with Dakota and Artemis to get to his truck in the parking lot.
“ I know that which is why I’m freaking the hell out about it! LEONARD!’, Dakota screamed as the three of them piled into Kenner’s truck and sped out of the parking lot as fast as they could to get to the hospital.
*Thomas Dolby’s She Blinded Me With Science ringtone sounds*
“ Hello?”, Howard answered his phone when he heard his ringtone going off.
“ Howard you there?! It’s Dakota!”, Dakota screamed into the phone speaker from the other end.
“ Yeah I’m here. What is it Dakota?”, Howard asked as he listened to his friend’s panicked voice.
“ Ok I’m gonna say this as clearly as I can to you, get Bernadette and the rest of our friends and meet me, Artemis, and Coach Kenner up at the hospital ASAP!”, Dakota screamed as she was trying to catch her breath.
“ Meet you up at the hospital?! Why?! Ok tell me what’s going on right now, you’re freaking me out!”, Howard asked in concern.
“ President Siebert just called me while I was at the gym to tell me that Leonard just got exposed to carbon monoxide!”, Dakota screamed.
“ Woah wait, what?! Leonard got exposed to CO at Caltech?!”, Howard shrieked as he almost dropped his phone. He couldn’t believe what his MMA fighter friend just said.
“ Yes he did! A high level of it to the point of unconsciousness! Look just get everyone together and meet us up there now!”, Dakota screamed.
“ Ok ok don’t panic, we’re on our way! Goodbye!”, Howard hissed before he quickly hung up and screamed, “ Bernie get out here now, we got to go to the hospital!”
“ What do you mean that we got to go to the hospital? What are you talking about Howie? Who’s…?”, Bernadette asked in confusion only for Howard to interrupt with, “ J-just shut up for a moment! Leonard, silent killer, we got to go now!” as he quickly grabbed his car keys and started running to the door.
“ What?! Are you messing with me right now because if you are this is so not funny mister!”, Bernadette hissed as she started to follow him.
“ Bernadette I swear to God I’m not joking! Dakota just called me to tell me that after apparently President Siebert called her! If I was making a joke I would have started laughing by now but I’m not, I’m being dead serious! Just look at my face!”, Howard screamed as he stared at his wife with a serious look of concern on his face.
“ Oh my God, well what are we still standing around here for you putz! Let’s go!”, Bernadette screamed as she shoved her husband out the door.
“ Oh you don’t have to tell me twice, just get in the car! Hold on Leonard, we’re coming buddy!”, Howard screamed as they jumped into the car and sped off towards the hospital while Bernadette started notifying everyone else about what was going on making them all then race up to the hospital with Sheldon completely freaking out about the possibility that he could lose his best friend and not in a good way.
“ We’re here Dakota!”, Raj shouted as he and the others raced into the hospital waiting room to see Dakota already there with Kenner and Artemis.
“ Oh thank God! I was about 2 seconds away from hitting the wall!”, Dakota screamed as she stood up and started pacing the floor.
“ Calm down sweetheart it’s going to be ok.”, Mrs. Harris said in concern as she tried to console her daughter.
“ You don’t know that Mom! For all we know Leonard could be dying right now and I don’t want to…!”, Dakota screamed.
“ Oh balls, Dakota get it together! There’s no way in hell that Leonard is going to die! You’re freaking out over absolutely nothing and thinking the worst which is completely ridiculous!”, Penny screamed as she rolled her eyes.
“ Penny were you not listening to what I just said to my mother?! You don’t know that, none of us do! Leonard has asthma which means the effects of the carbon monoxide are going to be much worse on his body compared to someone that doesn’t have a compromised lung capacity! Even if he survives there could be possible permanent brain damage but to what extent we don’t know! Oh God I don’t know what to do! I don’t want to lose the love of my life, I love him so much! I’ve loved him since the day I met him!”, Dakota screamed as she then fell to her knees and started crying, letting out a loud scream with every breath she took.
“ Oh my God you’re right, we didn’t think about that! Leonard!”, Bernadette screamed as she started crying as well.
“ No! This can’t be happening! Uncle Leonard!”, Cayela cried as she buried her face into her hands.
“ Cayela calm down, it’s ok! We can’t be thinking the worst right now you guys, it won’t help us!”, Leo cried as she was trying to console her daughter.
“ Then what are we supposed to do Fordyce-Cooper?! This literally just tops everything bad that has ever happened to us! Your epilepsy, your heart attack, Sheldon losing his grandmother, Cayela almost losing her life to cyanide, Amy’s car accident, the university getting vandalized, you getting kidnapped by Wheeler, Cayela and Florence getting kidnapped by Leonard’s North Korean spy ex-girlfriend Joyce Kim, me losing my sister Makenzie to cancer, us getting attacked by the Sanderson sisters, the RV bomb incident, me going missing and getting attacked by my ex-boyfriend Rico, Gia and Simon losing their house in a fire, and now this with Leonard getting attacked by the silent killer at work! What’s going to flippin’ come next?! Another death in this family?! This is all just a bunch of complete bullshit and it has to stop now or I’m going to go completely insane!”, Dakota cried.
“ Ok sis I really think you’re overreacting now. Just calm down.”, Johnathan said in concern as he put his hand on his sister’s shoulder.
“ Johnathan shut up! You’re not helping right now! The only thing that’s going to ever make me feel better at this point is if I know that my husband is going to be ok! That’s all I want right now!”, Dakota cried as she smacked her brother’s hand away.
“ Well good Lord, could this get any worse?! This is like watching my parents fight all over again!”, Sheldon shrieked.
“ SHELDON! SHUT UP!”, the others shouted at him.
“ Excuse me? Dakota Hofstadter?”, a nurse suddenly asked as she came out of the swinging doors of the emergency room into the waiting room.
“ It’s Dakota ‘Skullbreaker’ Hofstadter! Yes?! How’s my husband Leonard?! Is he ok?!”, Dakota asked in concern as she stood back up to face the nurse.
“ He’s still receiving oxygen in the hyperbaric chamber but as far as I know he’s stable now.”, the nurse said which immediately received a chorus of relieved sighs from everyone in the room.
“ Oh thank goodness!”, Sheldon exclaimed in relief that his best friend was still alive.
“ Sheldon not now! Thank you for the update, is there any chance we can see him now?”, Dakota hissed at Sheldon before she asked the nurse if they could see Leonard.
“ Yes of course, follow me.”, the nurse said as she started walking away.
“ Thank you, come on you guys let’s go.”, Dakota said as they all followed the nurse down the hallway. The hiss of the chamber immediately hit their ears when they entered the room and saw Leonard sitting inside of it wearing a hospital gown as he began to regain consciousness.
“ Leonard!”, Sheldon, Leo, Raj, Amy, Penny, Howard, Bernadette, Melissa, Stuart, Molly, Danny, Morgan, Kemdan, Shelina, Yesenia, Carmen, Megynn, Axel, Paul, Peter, Artemis, and Kenner exclaimed.
“ Uncle Leonard!”, Cayela shrieked.
“ Mmm…”, Leonard moaned inside the chamber as he was slowly moving his head back and forth.
“ Leonard, honey, can you hear me?! It’s Dakota!”, Dakota asked in concern when she picked up the phone like handset attached to the outside of the chamber to talk into it.
“ Yeah I can hear you. Oh god what just happened to me?! Why does my head feel like a giant rock hit it?!”, Leonard groggily asked as he slowly started blinking his eyes.
“ That’s because you fell victim to carbon monoxide poisoning at Caltech!”, Dakota said in concern.
“ What?! Carbon monoxide?! Are you serious?!”, Leonard groggily asked as he looked at his wife’s freaked out facial expression through the clear glass of the oxygen chamber.
“ Yes! Your boss called me when I was at the gym to tell me that! Coach Kenner almost got himself into a truck accident while racing Artemis and I up here minutes after I got the call! You scared the hell out of me Leonard, I thought I was going to lose my husband to f*cking Anoxia!”, Dakota hissed in concern.
“ Well you can calm down now, I’m fine. I just feel like crap at the moment.”, Leonard groaned as he rubbed his face and adjusted his glasses before putting them back on his face.
“ Well dear Lord Leonard Hofstadter did that CO hit you in your brain?! Did you receive a recent blow to the head?!”, Sheldon butted in when he took the handset from Dakota to talk to Leonard.
“ Oh Jewish hell!”, Howard said with a frustrated sigh as he face palmed himself.
“ For cripes sake!”, Raj hissed as he did the same thing while the two men started shaking their heads in disbelief that their seemingly robotic friend just said that.
“ Oh balls you got be kidding me right now you whackadoodle!”, Penny hissed as she did a rotation of her head.
“ Sheldon Cooper what the hell is that supposed to mean?! It hit me everywhere! I wouldn’t be lying in this oxygen chamber right now if that wasn’t the case! Can you please not be a crazy bastard at the moment?! I’m sick as a dog and I’m not in the mood to be dealing with your antics! So will you please shut up before you make me want to bust out of here like the Incredible Hulk and break your face with what little strength I have right now?!”, Leonard hissed as he rolled his eyes at his roommate/best friend.
“ Sick?! Ok I’m out! Take this back Dakota!”, Sheldon shrieked as he slapped the handset back into Dakota’s hand before he ran away screaming like a man in a horror film.
“ Wait what are you… Sheldon?!”, Dakota hissed as she stared after her germophobic friend.
“ Oh god I want to punch him so bad right now! Can I please go punch him?!”, Penny hissed.
“ No Penny you’re not punching anybody and I got him Dakota! Sheldon you’re not going to catch what Leonard has, it’s just a colorless, odorless gas leak illness! Come back here, we’re not going to ditch our friends like that especially in front of our daughter Cayela!”, Leo hissed as she ran after her husband to get him to come back to the room. Cayela’s diaper bag was swinging back and forth over her shoulder as she did so.
“ Leo not now, I’m having a panic attack!”, Sheldon shrieked at his wife as he kept running away while breathing into a paper bag.
“ Over what?! Leonard is the one that’s sick right now, NOT YOU! You’re his best friend and best friends support each other no matter what! Now stop acting like a child, get it together, and get back in the room or so help me Lord I’m going to call your mother to come smack some sense into you!”, Leo hissed as she threw her finger back into the direction of Leonard’s hospital room.
“ Oh puhlease, don’t talk to me like I’m a child!”, Sheldon shot back as he kept breathing into the paper bag.
“ I don’t care! I will talk to you however I want because we’re married and we have a child of our own together with Autism! So you’re going march yourself right back into that room and apologize to Leonard for that condescending carbon monoxide remark that you just said to him! We’re not going to do this kind of sh*t to people we care about and love very much because that’s just wrong!”, Leo hissed at her husband.
“ Aw alright! But if I get sick from this it’s on you woman!”, Sheldon hissed at his wife as he let out a defeated sigh and started heading back to the room.
“ Oh will you just shut up and get back in there Mr. Spock!”, Leo hissed a Star Trek reference as she started following him with her fists clenched at her sides.
“ Why do you sound like Penny at the moment?!”, Sheldon shot back.
“ Just shut up!”, Leo hissed as they re-entered the room.
“ Hello.”, Sheldon said as he felt the burning sting of everyone’s eyes on him while they stood around the room with crossed arms in front of them.
“ Don’t you have something to say mister?!”, Leo hissed.
“ Alright! Give me the handset Dakota.”, Sheldon sighed as he reached his hand out.
“ Here you go, knock yourself out crazy man.”, Dakota hissed as she handed it back to him.
“ I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested.”, Sheldon shot back.
“ Whatever! Just apologize or I’m going to shove your head in the toilet!”, Leo hissed.
“ Alright woman, chill out!”, Sheldon hissed before he put the handset back to his ear and said, “ Leonard I’m very sorry for what I said. I realize that was very out of line and I take it back.”
“ Well thank you Sheldon, I accept your apology.”, Leonard said.
“ Yes well now that’s over, do you guys mind if I talk to Leonard alone for a moment? I have something to tell him that I’ve actually been keeping a secret for the past few days that I’m really excited about.”, Dakota said.
“ Oh well sure Dakota, come on you guys let’s go.”, Amy said as she started ushering everybody out of the room.
“ Oh what fresh hell is this?! I’m getting too old for this crud!”, Sheldon interjected as he rolled his eyes.
“ Sheldon! Waiting room! Let’s go, Dakota said she wants privacy!”, Leo hissed as she stuck her head back into the open doorway.
“ Alright! I’m coming Leo!”, Sheldon hissed as he then followed his wife, shutting the door behind him as they walked away leaving Leonard and Dakota alone so that she could tell him her news she wanted to tell him.
“ Oh thank God we’re alone now. I was about ready to wring Sheldon’s neck for that.”, Dakota said with a sigh.
“ Well, that would have been appropriate for any given time but that’s not the point. The point is, what’s with sending everyone away like that all of a sudden? What’s going on honey?”, Leonard asked in confusion as he stared at his wife.
“ I sent them away because I have something to tell you that I didn’t want them hearing before you even got a chance to hear it. A few days ago I just found out some really exciting news that was planning on telling you after work but now that this carbon monoxide thing happened and that this wasn’t how I envisioned where I would be telling you this I guess this is as good as it’s going to get.”, Dakota said.
“ Ook… and what is it?”, Leonard asked.
“ I’m pregnant.”, Dakota said as a smile began to spread across her face.
“ You’re what?”, Leonard asked in shock.
“ I said I’m pregnant.”, Dakota said with a smile.
“ Am I hallucinating or something?!”, Leonard gasped.
“ No! You’re not hallucinating at all Leonard, I really actually said that I’m pregnant!”, Dakota said with a giddy laugh as she shook her head.
“ Oh my God, I can’t believe this! I’m going to be a father?!”, Leonard asked as a smile began to spread across his face as he stared at his wife through glass of the oxygen chamber.
“ Yes!”, Dakota exclaimed with a smile.
“ Dakota Chantel ’Skullbreaker’ Hofstadter I fucking love you! This the greatest thing you could have ever given me in my entire life! I could just kiss you right now if I wasn’t stuck in this stupid chamber!”, Leonard exclaimed.
“ Well there’s something I can fix right now! Come and get some honey, I love you too!”, Dakota exclaimed as she ripped open the door to the oxygen chamber to slide Leonard’s bed out just enough so that the two spouses could kiss each other to celebrate the fact that they were going to have their first child together. The two continued kissing each other for a good few minutes before Leonard complained about not being able to breath again forcing Dakota to shove him back into the chamber and close the door again.
Wow! How about them apples?! What do you think is going to happen next? Let me know in comments. To be continued…
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