Hawai Five-0 chatroom

 

Hawaii five-0 chatroom: Chapter 6

Zen: Hello?

Zen: Anyone?

Zen: Really? No one?

Zen: What do you know? The one day I actually have something to talk about, no one's here.

Zen: I guess I'll have to talk to myself. Maybe that'll help.

Zen: Chin, I think I'm in love with Lori.

SurferChick: What? Are you kidding me? Lori? Weren't you getting back together with Malia?

Zen: I knew you'd show yourself with that one, coz. You're so predictable that I'm not even amused.

SurferChick: So you're not in love with Lori?

Zen: Of course not, Kono. You know Malia is the only one for me.

SurferChick: I can't believe I fell for that! You're lucky Lori isn't here. She would have flipped!

CommanderJ: She would have been flattered.

Zen: Hey, Joe! When did you get here?

CommanderJ: Just now. So did you really have something to talk about?

Cantfindasuitablescreenname has joined the chatroom.

Zen: Who's there?

Kono: Maybe Max?

CommanderJ: I'm guessing… Lori.

Cantfindasuitablescreenname: Yay! It's me, Lori! What's up?

CommanderJ: I was just asking Chin what he wanted to talk about.

Cantfindasuitablescreenname: Oh, are we doing this by request now? Because if so, I'd like to know what the deal was between McGarret and Williams the other day.

Zen: That is exactly what I want to know. Does anyone know why Danny was so angry with Steve?

CommanderJ: I heard that Steve crossed a line, but that's all I know. I asked him about it, but he just blushed and said he didn't want to talk about it.

Cantfindasuitablescreenname: He crossed a line? What could he have done to make Danny that angry?

Zen: There are many lines that can be crossed, Lori.

Cantfindasuitablescreenname: Yeah, I'm thinking of one right now LOL.

CommanderJ: Kono? Do you know something? Are you still here?

SurferChick: Yes, I'm here. Hahahahahahaa, I' sorry, I just can't stop laughing.

Cantfindasuitablescreenname: Why? What do you know?

Zen: Kono!

SurferChick: Wait! Just give me a minute to catch my breath!

CommanderJ: But you do know what line was crossed.

SurferChick: Oh, yeah.

Cantfindasuitablescreenname: So what was it? What did Steve do?

SurferChick: He farted in Danny's car!

Cantfindasuitablescreenname: That's it? He farted? That's the line that should never be crossed?

SurferChick: A crime that should be punishable by death, according to Danny.

Cantfindasuitablescreenname: Well, that's boring!

CommanderJ: While I do believe that it is, in comparison to what we have all thought, boring, I don't think it's minor at all.

SurferChick: You're agreeing with Danny?

Zen: Ladies, I don't expect you to understand the intricate relationship that exists between a man and his vehicle, but you just don't pass wind in someone's car.

Cantfindasuitablescreenname: Oh, come on! I mean, I would have slapped him if he had done that in front of me, but Danny was way too angry.

SurferChick: Right! I still think he was overreacting.

CommanderJ: Consider this, Kono. What if someone where to... say... urinate on your surf board?

SurferChick: That's completely different!

Zen: Not really. It has to do with the sanctity of your vehicle.

SurferChick: I guess you're right.

Cantfindasuitablescreenname, SurferChick, Zen and CommanderJ have left the chatroom.

STEVEisanass: See that? EVERYONE AGREES WITH ME!

Dannyisadramaqueen: Oh, come on! It was an accident! And it didn't even smell!

STEVEisanass: It did smell! My car smells of Steve fart!

Dannyisadramaqueen: It does not! I had the car cleaned, Danny. Will you let it go, please?

STEVEisanass: I will not!

Dannyisadramaqueen: Come on, Danno. I've saved your ass on more than one occasion and we've been through some tough shit together. Think about that.

STEVEisanass: Steven, no matter what happened in the past or what will happen in the future, you will always be the guy who FARTED IN MY CAMARO!