The Very Secert Dairy of Bart

The Very Secret Diary Of Bart part two


Day 900: Things have been getting weird again. I think Stef is alive, which is mega downer. Like life of slacking an chatting with Anna by way of IM.


Day 902: Stef is alive, life is no longer about slacking an chatting. But he's on his way to Monty Carlo so I can still slack for now. Thinking of quitting an getting the hell out of this two bit insane organization.


905: Stef is dead! Think I'll stay with organization for now. Hottie Count Tony is alive an life is good again! Only downer is that he seems a bit off.


925: Found out Tony has children with Marlena, fact man is so pissed. Thought he was going to kill someone or worse burn all of Tony's clothes! Hum...that would be a good thing. He should go shirt-less more anyway.


935: Meet the twins today, I love them. They rock an I like their fashion sense. This has been a good year, I hope things stay this cool. Tony is no longer feeling off, but I worry about him.


990: Things in town have been insane! Some wacko has been running about killing people! Pray no one I know gets killed.


1000: Things have been really bad, wacko killer has murdered Maggie Horton! I loved Maggie! Her hair, her taste in clothing an her restaurant. This killer is sick I hope he or she gets bumped off!


1002: Killer is sick! He taunts people an has no taste! Wish life was normal again.....wait life is never normal in this town. Hum...I may yet have to make break for it.


1060: Think I'll move to Europe an take the twins with me. They are too young, sweet an cute to be so endangered. Wonder if Anna would mind us all stopping in for visit.

1300: Well everyone and his brother just about has been killed. Thinking I'm so taking trip to islands, is work related but hey a trip is a trip.