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Big Girls Can Be Sexy Too!	By : Illiandyandra Category: G through L > Glee Views: 8943 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: GLEE, and all the characters associated there with belong to Ryan Murphy and his clique, Fox, and a bunch of people who are not me. I make no profit from this story and suing me would only yield a whole bunch of well-loved books.

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Big Girls Can be Sexy Too!
Pairings:Puck/Mercedes, Finn/Quinn, Tina/Mike
Author Note: Homage and all agreements with Isis Aurora Tomoe, Never Piss off Mercedes was a complete inspiration…as you can tell from the title.
Recommendation/Dedication: This chapter is dedicated to laffertyluver23. So loved his/her Bad To Please, very nice. I highly recommend that you YouTube the section/chapter titles. They are all really great songs.
BTW: I was Mercedes in high school…maybe that’s why I like her so very much.
BTW 2: If you would like to see Mercedes Outfit for this date, check out the link in my Profile. It will lead you to my Flicker Account for this story. The dress is quite fabu if I do say so myself.
BTW 3: I am modeling the glee competitions on Georgia’s High School choir Competitions, they say write what you know. So this is what I know, besides it gives others better opportunities to shine.
THANKS: Thanksso much to everyone who has reviewed. You have made this story a joy to write…well the reviews, and Puck’s potty mouth. When writing for Puck one never needs to search for euphemisms. But I could always use more Positive Reinforcement. ;)
Author’s Note: Something is bothering me…I expected a bunch of comments (some negative) about the Karofsky outing in Chapter 5…I’m still shocked that there weren’t any.
Chapter 7
The day after her performance, Mercedes Jones was having a horrible day. She’d over slept making her and Puck late for school. Puck could have cared less, but Mercedes felt rushed all day. The only thing that had the chance of making the day better; other than listening to Puck and skipping a class for a makeout session in the janitor’s closet; was the fact that Mr. Schue had called a rare emergency meeting of the Glee club. Puck was waiting for her outside her last class and pressed a kiss to her forehead, before they walked together to the music room.
“Alright, Mr. Schue, what’s the big?” Puck said as he and Mercedes entered the room. Puck noticed right away that they were the last ones there, a fact that was so unusual, he had to admit that maybe Mercedes was right when she said that being late in the morning made her play catch up all day.
“The, Big, Puck is that Sectionals are not nearly far enough away, and after your performances this week I decided there was no reason to make you wait until Monday, when the weekend could be better spent on choosing songs, and maybe even start adapting a few.” Will Schuester began enthusiastically.
“I’m so glad that you decided not to wait, Mr. Schue. Finn and I can spend the weekend looking for the perfect songs to highlight the extreme talent of my gift.” Rachel said as the room around her groaned.
“Actually Rachel, this year I believe that it is time to highlight the gifts of some of the other members of the New Directions.” Will said and waited for quiet. “Watching the performances, I was struck by how much your voices, your talents have grown and matured. Perhaps the biggest example of that had to be Mercedes. Maybe it was just hearing her sing something outside her normal purview, but her voice is the main voice we will be highlighting at sectionals. To do so we will prepare two duets, Mercedes and Tina as one and Mercedes and Puck for the other. Mercedes will be our female soloist, and we will of course prepare the required three group performance pieces. Now I’d like to prepare a two male duet as well, for that I’d like to ask Puck and Finn to see what they can come up with. We’ve worked hard and I think its time to start trying in some of the other categories in addition to the full club competitions.”
“That being said there are also categories for mixed gender trio, and male and female trios. You can work together and come up with groups for those. Come to me with a performance ready in two weeks and we’ll decide which ones will compete at Sectionals.” Mr. Schue finished.
Rachel had turned red with indignation. “Mr. Schuester. I cannot believe that you would destroy our chances at regionals, and NATIONALS by going with another female lead. The last time we went with other leads we only tied. I mean nothing against Mercedes, but I am our best chance for winning. God has graced me with a vocal talent unparalled outside of the great Barbara Streisand herself. Mercedes vocal ‘talents’ are nowhere near the same caliber as my own. You cannot be serious.”
‘You know THIS is why I went Diva last year.’ Mercedes thought with a sigh as her joy at FINALLY getting to showcase her own talent was upstaged by Rachel ‘I must be the center of the universe’ Berry. Turning determined this time not to let the Jewish American princess destroy her moment, Mercedes was surprised by who spoke up first.
“Would you please just give it a rest Rachel? I’m so SICK of hearing you dissing everyone else. Yes you are talented. We all know it. But if you were really that secure in your talent, you wouldn’t need to constantly tout it. Being good doesn’t give you any right to put someone else down. We know you are feeling crappy after blowing your performance yesterday…and you should. You should have listened to the song, not just gotten the lyrics. Your arrogance was finally your downfall.” Finn says angrily. “You were so sure that you know how to sing better than the freakin’ QUEEN of SOUL, better than an artist who has been recording songs since before your dads were born; that you didn’t even bother to listen to the song. Barbara listens to Aretha…but Rachel Berry is too good to. Rachel Berry is too great, too wonderful, too talented to bother to consider other people’s feelings. Don’t get a solo, bash the person who did. Learn something that hurts your feelings a little bit and hurts your ego a lot, destroy the feelings and ego and try to destroy the friendship of the person who hurt your feelings.” Finn turned to the rest of us. “I’d like to suggest either Holy Water or Lost in This Moment by Big and Rich, or maybe More than Words, by Extreme…for me and Puck I think we could rearrange them to make them a bit more main stream.”
Mr. Schue gave him a big smile. “That’s a good idea Finn. Why don’t you and Puck talk it over? Rachel I believe that you and I need to have a talk with Ms. Pillsbury, I will schedule it for Monday morning.”
“God, I know I’m a bitch…but I think Manhands, you have me beat flat out. At least I don’t try to hide it. You try to convince people that you’re not bitchy, that you’re just better than they are. But other than your voice, you ain’t worth shit. I bet you, you have no idea how completely self-obsessed you are and how pathetic it makes you seem. You always manage to steal the fucking spotlight. Last year you weren’t even here when we wrote Loser Like Me and still somehow you ended up with the lead. Mercedes has been singing her ass off for three years, saving your lame performances with her kick ass final notes. But you have to try to ruin her moment to shine. Even I wouldn’t do something like that, so Manhands, Rachel Berry, I crown you the new and reigning ‘Bitch Queen of McKinley High.” Santana said snidely.
Mercedes was smiling a bit as Puck rubbed her back. He could tell that she was bothered by Rachel’s bs…but since this was her usual crap he was kind of unsure what the best way was to speak up for her. “You want me to go back to giving her slushie facials?” he asked Mercedes with a lopsided grin.
“No but thanks for the offer. Did you notice that Finn said try to destroy a friendship…you should go talk with him, and start working on patching things up.” She said giving me a smile. “I need to have a little talk with Rachel.”
Puck watched her ass swaying from side to side as she marched over to where Rachel sat, alone; before he stood and headed to have a long overdue talk with his best friend.
Mercedes PoV
“You know, I’ve complained for the last three years, about the fact that Mr. Schue always gives you the solos. But never, not once have I denigrated you like you just did me. You have tried to convince me you were my friend for a very long time. I should have realized that you cannot have friends, cannot BE a friend, when you don’t even really like yourself.” I stopped her when she tried to speak. “No, you have had your chance to say what you think…this is mine. If you really believed in your talent, believed that it would carry you to the heights of your dreams, you wouldn’t have this need to pump yourself up by talking of your gift as though no one else in the world have talent and drive. For the last three years I’ve watched as you call two men daddy, and yet only show respect to the heritage of one. You were given an iconic black vocalist, this could have been a chance for you and your black dad to really bond over the music of his culture, and instead you pissed all over it. I’d say I feel sorry for you. But I don’t because you have made your choices. Now you have to live with them.”
“I didn’t mean it like that. I just know that I have this talent for a reason.” She defended.
“God gives us gifts, what we choose to do with them is up to us. So far, you have chosen to use yours as a battering ram, or cudgel. There is nothing wrong with believing in yourself. But Rachel, if you really had that much faith in your talent and gifts…you wouldn’t act like you do. You wouldn’t treat others the way you do.”
“So what I should just let everyone walk all over me?” She asked snarkily.
“Rachel, the only people you stop from walking all over you, by behaving this way, are the ones who wouldn’t do it in the first place. While you’ve been insulting and demeaning us here in glee club, you’re still getting slushie facials in the halls. All you have done is turned the people who could have been your friends, into people who dislike and/or don’t care about you.”
I turned around, finished with Rachel Berry, once and for all. Glee might be a family now but she has just been relegated to the role of bastard step child. I headed over to Puck and Finn. Maybe I can help those two mend their friendship.
Ambient PoV
“I acknowledge that I haven’t been a very good friend to you and I am sorry. One would have thought that even an idiot knows better than to make the same mistake twice and yet here we are, me apologizing for hooking up with your girl. All I can say is I’m sorry. I knew what she was doing and I let her use me to hurt you.” Puck began.
“Yeah, and that was a sucking ass thing to do. But I know that you actually tried to do better by stopping her before it went too far. I can actually forgive you…I mean no offense or anything but before Mercedes, you were a bit of a manwhore. And a pretty girl offered to make out with you and let you grope her. I’m not even sure your brain knew what your little head was doing until half way through.” Finn joked. “It isn’t even like you approached her. She came onto you. She chose to do that in a fucked up retaliation for something that really wasn’t as big a deal as she made it. I slept with Santana…but it wasn’t when she and I were together. She was getting ready to sleep with St. James. Yeah, I should have told her then that I’d lost my virginity, but a lie about something that wasn’t really her business in the first place, and trying to skeeze with my best friend are two whole different things.”
“I guess she doesn’t see it that way. Or something. I mean Mercedes said something to me a while back. She said that her confidence was made up of more than air and fairy wings. I didn’t really get what she meant then I probably should have asked her…but anyway I think I get it now. Rachel has no real confidence in herself. So she makes up for it by bashing everyone else to make herself feel better. When she found out you lied about the Santana situation… she blew it all out of proportion in her mind because she is so insecure, especially when compared to Santana or Quinn.” Puck tried to explain. “It’s taken me a long time to figure this next part out, and really if not for glee and Beth and Mercedes, I’d still be stumbling. I slept around so much cause it filled a void even for a little while. But it’s not an emptiness that someone else can fill for me. I had to become a whole person, to be able to fill it, you know what I mean. Rachel, she ain’t there yet. I’m not gonna say she doesn’t love you…maybe she does, at least as much as she is capable…but you can’t love anybody until you love yourself.”
Mercedes heard what Puck said and she truly agreed. She decided to say something. “Finn, I think you deserve to be truly loved, not for how you make someone feel…but just for you. You are a good guy. Ok so sometimes you say Really, REALLY stupid things. But you do try to be nice to people now. So maybe you should take some time and just be yourself and see where your heart leads you.”
“You’re probably right. Maybe I if I can fix what’s broken in me, I’ll stop trying to find it in the girls I date.” Finn said. His voice pitched it almost as though he were asking a question. It was his own little way to verify he had understood what he heard. He let out a sigh of relief when both Mercedes and Puck nodded. He glanced at the clock behind them and yelled for Mike and Sam. “Come on guys, we have to be in the gym in ten minutes.”
“You coming to the game, Mama?” Puck whispered in Mercedes ear as he placed a kiss on her neck.
“Yeah, I’ll be there.” She told him with a sigh of anticipation. She loved it when he whispered close to her ear. And he knew it.
“Cool. Wear something sexy…I want to take you out after the game. Maybe find somewhere to make out.” Puck said placing a kiss to her full lips. He hurried to catch up to the rest of the New Direction ballers.
Oh she would indeed. She made Santana give her a ride home. Chuckling at the fact that Santana was far more upset by what she called Rachel’s Bullshit. Once there she dug through her closet and found something she had purchased sophomore year, for the Rocky Horror Show but couldn’t wear. It was a touch too sexy and back then even the largest size she could find hadn’t been quite large enough. She smirked a bit as she held it up against her in the mirror. Now it would be sexy but not indecent as it had been when she’d first gotten it.
She took a quick shower, before deciding to pair it with a longer than short black and gold plaid school girl skirt. She covered the sexy corset with a black hoody with gold lettering and finished the outfit off with heeled black kid boots. A quick look in the mirror showed her an innocent girl playing sexy. Good it would get her out the house. A quick text and she met up with Santana and Lauren to head to the game. It was funny how well she got along with the two very different girls. McKinley won by 8 points, and Puck texted her to meet him by the gym. Heading that way she noticed several other girls heading that way as well. Most of the other girls were cheer chicks.
Of course when they noticed her they decided to get snotty. “Gee, are you lost, Loser? The restrooms are the other direction. This is where the players meet their girlfriends.” The Fabray wannabe said.
“Look Fabray Knock-off. I know the original. I’ve used all the nice God gave me this morning not killing Berry. It is a proven fact that I can out sing and out dance all of you. Don’t make me out bitch you too.” Mercedes quipped back.
“Oh please you were only a Cheerio for a heartbeat. And you got kicked off for being too fat.” One brave soul voiced from the back of the gaggle.
“Oh please, that’s why Coach Sylvester actually speaks to me in the hall. I’m willing to bet that if you are out of uniform, she couldn’t pick your sorry ass out of a line up.” Mercedes gave the cheer chicks a once over. “That’s also why Sue is trying to get Quinn, Santana, and Brittany back so hard. She wants Nationals, and she knows she can do it with the second string.”
She was anticipating what else she could say to make these bitches cry, but they were saved by the players pouring out of the back door of the locker room. Before turning to greet her boyfriend and Mike, Sam and Finn, Mercedes unzipped her hoody, and straightened her back. “Ha som, Mercedes, if you’d have worn that as FrankenFurter…I’d have fallen off stage.” Sam said as he noticed her first. “Puck, you are one lucky bastard.”
Puck actually stopped all forward motion causing several of the football players to bump into his back. “What the hell, Puckerman?” the one football player with all the hair asked as he moved around his statue-still team mate. “Damn, that chick is fucking stacked. Now I know you are gay Dave. No straight man calls any chick with a rack like that fat.”
“Karofsky is WHAT?”
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