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Chapter 7
A few hours later after Matteron woke up from her nap she was sitting up in the bed at Bernadette’s lab reading a chapter book while Sheldon, Leonard, Howard, Raj and Stuart decided to stick around talking to each other and keeping a close vigil on their friend. Penny and Amy showed up as well when they heard that Matteron got sick. While the others were talking with Bernadette as she was doing something at a lab table the most bizarre thing happened that none of them were expecting. Matteron’s brother Micah suddenly showed up listening to music on his phone through a set of wireless headphones. He began to get a little concerned when his sister hadn’t come home and decided to come see what the problem was.
“ Hey whazzup?!”, Micah interjected to his older sister’s friends with a stupid smirk on his face as he was rocking out to the tune he was listening to, causing the geeks to stare at him with shocked expressions on their faces. He was listening to Let It Rock by Kevin Rudolf feat. Lil Wayne. As he was dancing around like an idiot Matteron looked up from the book she was reading and nasally interjected, “ What the f*ck is my brother doing here?! Ow ow ow!” before she screamed and started pressing her hand on her chest where the electrodes from the heart monitor that she was hooked up to were attached at.
“ What is it Matteron?! What’s wrong?!”, Bernadette asked in concern as she walked up to the bed.
“ The electrodes are shocking my chest! What is going on?!”, Matteron nasally screamed as the electric pulses were starting to become a little more intense making her body start jerking as if she was being shocked by a defibrillator.
“ Well that’s odd. Something must be interfering with the heart monitor signal frequency.”, Bernadette said in concern as she started looking around the lab.
“ Yeah it’s Micah, he’s the problem! He’s listening to music through wireless headphones in here!”, Leonard interjected as he pointed at Micah who was still dancing around like an idiot.
“ Oh for cripes sake!”, Raj hissed as he rolled his eyes along with Stuart, Penny and Amy.
“ Uh well should someone tell him that he shouldn’t be doing that?”, Howard asked.
“ No let’s not tell him Wolowitz, he’s going to find that out for himself any moment. Theoretically those things should start screeching in his ears in exactly 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.”, Sheldon said as he briefly pointed at Micah’s wireless headphones and started counting down on his fingers and the moment he got to one was when Micah screamed, “ Ow! Son of a firecracker!” ripping the headphones off his head looking like he was about to stumble on himself.
“ And there it goes! Leonard grab him!”, Sheldon shouted as the two physicists shot up from their chairs to grab a hold of Micah before he could hit the floor.
“ Oh balls!”, Penny hissed as she continued rolling her eyes.
“ Bestie shut up!”, Amy hissed.
“ You ok buddy?!”, Leonard asked Micah in concern.
“ Yeah I’m fine Dr. Hofstadter except something just screeched in my headphones! Ow! What the hell was that?!”, Micah screamed with wide eyes as he was kneeling on the floor with his arms still in Sheldon and Leonard’s grip.
“ It’s common sense Micah Jethro, it’s radio interference! You don’t mess with that! What are y’all trying to do, kill your sister?! She’s hooked up to a heart monitor in here!”, Sheldon scolded.
“ Well I didn’t know that man, ow! Oh that really hurt!”, Micah screamed as he lowered his head.
“ Of course you didn’t! Here, stand up and turn the headphones off!”, Sheldon scolded as him and Leonard helped Micah stand up. They let go of him so that he could pick up his headphones and turn them off which ceased his music. The moment they were shut off Matteron relaxed and nasally said, “ Oh that’s much better.”
“ See?! This is exactly why there’s safety warnings about operating wireless technology within a certain amount of feet of medical equipment! The signals from both devices can cross each other and that’s what causes the interference! It’s just like a car crash!”, Sheldon scolded in a matter of fact voice.
“ Yeah you dummy! Don’t you know how radiation signals work?!”, Matteron nasally interjected at her brother.
“ No! No one ever thinks about it Matteron, it’s invisible! And what’s wrong with you?! Why do you sound all nasally and hooked up to a heart monitor?!”, Micah shot back at his sister.
“ Because I’m sick! I was dumping some toxic chemicals out into a bucket for my friend and one of the beakers broke, cutting my hand and splashed some of the chemical onto it! And the heart monitor is for to keep track of my heart rate to make sure that I don’t develop a cardiac problem!”, Matteron nasally interjected.
“ What? You’re under quarantine?”, Micah asked.
“ Yes! That’s why I didn’t come home! I’m supposed to stay here for at least a few days now!”, Matteron nasally interjected.
“ Oh that sucks sis!”, Micah hissed.
“ Yeah I know but I’ll be fine. Just call Mom and make sure that her and Savannah know what’s going on so they don’t start freaking out.”, Matteron nasally said.
“ Ok you got it.”, Micah said.
“ Yes but please make your call out there at the end of the hallway! We don’t need anymore wireless interferences!”, Sheldon scolded as he pointed his finger towards the door.
“ Sure whatever you say Dr. Cooper.”, Micah said as he took his phone and stepped out into the hallway walking down towards the far end of the hallway away from the lab. As he made his call to his mother his voice sounded like he was screaming so Sheldon rolled his eyes and said, “ Oh what fresh hell is this?!” before he stormed out into the hallway towards Micah scolding, “ Micah give me the phone for a second!” as he swiped the phone away and said into the phone, “ Mrs. Drillbit it’s Dr. Cooper. I’m using your son’s phone for a second.” after he put it on speaker.
“ Ok but what’s going on and why does Micah sound like he’s screaming at me?”, Mrs. Drillbit asked.
“ Well please excuse your son, he got a huge blast of radio interference in his ears just a few moments ago.”, Sheldon said.
“ Radio interference?! From what Dr. Cooper?!”, Mrs. Drillbit asked.
“ He was stupidly listening to music through wireless headphones a few feet away from a heart monitor that your daughter Matteron is currently hooked up to as we speak in Bernadette’s lab. She got sick from being exposed to a toxic chemical but she is ok. We’re all watching her right now.”, Sheldon said in concern as he shook his head.
“ Oh good Lord.”, Mrs. Drillbit said as she shook her head.
“ Yeah it really hurts just in case you didn’t know Mom!”, Micah screamed into the phone as he stood next to Sheldon.
“ Would you stop screaming Micah Jethro Drillbit?! No one can understand you right now!”, Sheldon scolded him in the face.
“ I can’t help it right now Dr. Cooper! I have ringing in my ears!”, Micah screamed as he pointed at his ears.
“ Well if you would just shut up for a second while I talk to your mother I will give you something for that, ok?!”, Sheldon scolded.
“ Ok man! Whatever you say!”, Micah screamed.
“ Shut up!”, Sheldon scolded. Then he lowered his voice and said, “ Listen I got to go. I’ll keep you updated on the situation with Matteron but right now I got to go give your son something for the ringing in his ears so that he can stop screaming like a maniac.”
“ Ok thank you, bye.”, Mrs. Drillbit said.
“ Goodbye.”, Sheldon said before he hung up, slapped the phone back into Micah’s hand and grabbed his wrist scolding, “ Alright, now come here!” as he started dragging him back into the lab and sat him down in a chair. He then started rummaging through his messenger bag and pulled out a small sized first aid kit. He slipped a set of latex gloves on his hands as he opened the kit and took out a small bottle of ear drops that were designed to reduce ringing in the ears with a mixture of Lidocaine in it.
“ Ok tilt your head and hold still for a second.”, Sheldon said as he gently tilted Micah’s head to the side holding it still as he dropped a few drops into his ear canal.
“ Ah that feels good. What is that?”, Micah asked as he started to relax.
“ It’s just some special ear drops that help reduce ringing in the ears. It’s got Lidocaine in it to help reduce the pain as well.”, Sheldon said as then stuffed a cotton ball into Micah’s ear before he tilted Micah’s head the other way making Micah press his finger against the cotton ball to hold it in place while Sheldon dropped a few more drops into the other ear. Once he was done and he stuffed another cotton ball in the other ear he righted Micah’s head back up, stripped the gloves off his hands and said, “ Ok let that stuff sit in your ears for a while and that should help.” before he cleaned up the mess he made.
“ Oh yeah that already feels a lot better now. Why did I do that to myself in the first place?”, Micah said with a slight laugh.
“ Only you would know that Micah. You’re very lucky that you didn’t damage your hearing. You could have easily done that with that many decibels of sound going into your head.”, Sheldon said.
“ Yeah that’s true, thanks man.”, Micah said.
“ No problem.”, Sheldon said.
“ Well did you learn your lesson dude?”, Howard asked.
“ Yeah I think I learned my lesson! I’m not doing that again!”, Micah laughed as he smacked his thigh.
“ What were you even listening to anyway?”, Amy asked.
“ I was listening to Let It Rock by Kevin Rudolf feat. Lil Wayne!”, Micah laughed.
“ Of course you were because you want to act cool in front of other people.”, Matteron nasally shot back at her brother.
“ Yeah that’s totally true sis!”, Micah laughed.
“ Yeah but what you were doing in front of us was not cool! You were dancing like an idiot!”, Leonard hissed.
“ No I wasn’t dude!”, Micah laughed with a derivitive snort.
“ Yes you really were bro! You were jumping around, flapping your arms like a weirdo!”, Matteron nasally interjected.
“ Oh shit!”, Micah laughed.
“ Micah you really shouldn’t be using that kind of language! That’s not appropriate!”, Sheldon scolded.
“ Oh come on give me a break man! I’m 17!”, Micah laughed.
“ Exactly, you’re just a kid. Kids shouldn’t be saying that stuff.”, Sheldon said.
“ My sister’s been saying that stuff.”, Micah said as he pointed at Matteron.
“ Yes that’s because I’m 19, I’m an adult! It’s ok for adults to say that kind of stuff once in a while because they know how to say it in the right context, kids don’t! Next year when you’re 18 you can say whatever you want then because you’ll be an adult too!”, Matteron nasally interjected.
“ Alright fine I get your point sis, sorry.”, Micah said.
“ Thank you.”, Matteron nasally said.
“ Ok I got to know something here. Mom just told me what happened and is that true? Did you get sick and did you get blasted in the ears with radio interference?”, Savannah asked in concern as she looked at her siblings when she suddenly showed up at Bernadette’s lab.
“ Yes.”, Matteron and Micah said at the same time.
“ If you want to see the evidence for yourself Savannah, here it is.”, Micah said with a smirk as he showed off the cotton balls that were stuck in his ears.
“ Why do you have cotton balls in your ears Micah?”, Savannah asked.
“ Oh that’s because Dr. Cooper just gave me some ear drops for the ringing in my ears.”, Micah said.
“ Yeah that’s real smart you dodobird! Don’t you know not to operate wireless technology within a few feet of medical equipment?! I’m 16 years old and even I would know that!”, Savannah laughed as she shook her head and pointed at herself.
“ Well no one told me that!”, Micah shot back.
“ No one has to, it’s common sense!”, Savannah laughed.
“ Thank you for the validation Savannah, I just told your brother that.”, Sheldon said as he crossed his arms.
“ Well we might have to keep telling him because he’s really not the brightest crayon in the box sometimes!”, Savannah laughed in a joking manner.
“ Well neither are you half the time Savannah Irma!”, Micah shot back at his younger sister.
“ Oh please what is it that I do that’s not bright?!”, Savannah shot back.
“ I can think of a million things you do once in a while that aren’t bright!”, Micah laughed.
“ Name five Micah Jethro!”, Savannah shot back.
“ I…I can’t think of anything right now!”, Micah laughed.
“ Uh huh that’s what I thought! Puckhead!”, Savannah laughed as she playfully smacked him upside the head.
“ Ow, don’t whack me like that Savannah! I have medicine in my ears!”, Micah shrieked as he pointed at his cotton ball stuffed ears.
“ Oh please I didn’t hit you that hard you dork!”, Savannah laughed.
“ I beg to differ sis!”, Micah shot back.
“ Hey would you two knock it off. We don’t need this.”, Leonard scolded.
“ Sure. Sorry Micah.”, Savannah said.
“ You too Savannah.”, Micah said.
“ Thanks.”, Leonard said. Micah and Savannah hung aroung there for a while before they decided to leave. A few days later Matteron began feeling better and she went home with the others. Then surprisingly 4 months later Mr. Drillbit comes back home which was 2 months early from his original 6 month deployment due to a dangerous situation developing in Afghanistan. Violent terrorists had started to take over the whole country to the point where the U.S. Government had decided that it wasn’t safe to keep the U.S. troops in war over there.
“ Welcome home Dad!”, Matteron, Micah and Savannah exclaimed when their father walked in the door. There was a big welcome home banner hanging up in the living room and Mrs. Drillbit was sitting on the couch with a smile on her face when she saw her husband.
“ Hey I’m back, what’s up?”, Mr. Drillbit said as he hugged his three children, kissing their heads.
“ Welcome home William.”, Mrs. Drillbit said with a smile as she got up from the couch and walked up to her husband, wrapping her arms around him as she kissed him.
“ Thank you Maren.”, Mr. Drillbit said with a smile as he did the same thing to his wife and kissed her back.
“ Wow you’re home early! What happened to you being away for 6 months?!”, Mrs. Drillbit asked in confusion.
“ Uh unfortunately we had to retreat early because it was starting to get very dangerous over there. Violent terrorists had started taking control of the whole country. We barely just made it out of there, it was insanely bad. And for a split second I thought I was going to end up losing my life because when we were evaccuating someone threw a grenade at our helicopter which exploded from the impact that it almost knocked us completely out of the sky.”, Mr. Drillbit said in a serious tone as he dropped his stuff on the floor.
“ Oh my god you got to be kidding me?!”, Mrs. Drillbit said as she gasped in shock placing her hands over her mouth.
“ No I’m really not, I’m dead serious. I legitimately could have lost my life but thankfully our pilot recovered the aircraft fairly quickly and we were able to get out of there the rest of the way safely.”, Mr. Drillbit said.
“ Oh that’s a great relief.”, Mrs. Drillbit said as she let out a relieving sigh.
“ Yeah so because of the situation developing in Afghanistan they’re letting us stay home for a while now.”, Mr. Drillbit said.
“ Oh thank God because we really missed you around here. You being away was just pretty stressful. I kept thinking that something bad was going to happen and that I would get one of the worst calls ever telling me that you’re dead and then I would end up having to tell the kids about it.”, Mrs. Drillbit said.
“ I know, you worry about that everytime I leave home but no matter what happens everything will be ok. If there’s ever a time that comes where I die, I’d rather die as an honorable hero.”, Mr. Drillbit said.
“ William you’re already a hero for the sacrifices you’re making to keep everyone and this family safe and free from communism. And that’s what made me fall in love with you.”, Mrs. Drillbit said as she kissed him again.
“ I love you too honey.”, Mr. Drillbit said as he kissed her back again. Then he said, “ Well I’m going to take a shower so I can get out of my uniform before I relax for a bit and then go get some groceries because I’m sure we’re probably low on some stuff.”
“ Yeah we do need some more groceries because I’ve been so slammed at work lately that I haven’t had time to get out to the store yet.”, Mrs. Drillbit said.
“ Alright. I’ll get some groceries then.”, Mr. Drillbit said as he then walked upstairs to the bathroom. Shortly after he stepped into the shower was when Sheldon entered the house.
“ Hello.”, Sheldon said.
“ Oh hi Dr. Cooper.”, Matteron said with a smile as she kissed him.
“ Hey how’s it going man?”, Micah asked.
“ Yeah hi.”, Savannah said.
“ Oh not much. How are you feeling Matteron?”, Sheldon asked.
“ I’m feeling better.”, Matteron said.
“ Oh good.”, Sheldon said and then he asked, “ What’s with the welcome home banner?” as he pointed at the banner hanging up in the living room.
“ Oh that’s because my dad just got home.”, Matteron said.
“ Oh really, your father just got home? I thought he was supposed to be away for 6 months?”, Sheldon asked.
“ He was but the U.S. troops had to retreat early because of a dangerous situation involving terrorists came up.”, Matteron said.
“ Your father encountered terrorists in Afghanistan?”, Sheldon asked.
“ Yeah apparently so because he said that someone threw a grenade at their helicopter when they were trying to evaccuate the country, the grenade exploded and it almost knocked them out of the sky.”, Matteron said.
“ Oh good Lord are you serious?!”, Sheldon gasped in shock.
“ Yeah but he’s fine now, thank god for that.”, Matteron said.
“ Indeed. How are you feeling about having your husband back home Mrs. Drillbit?”, Sheldon asked.
“ Oh it’s such a huge relief Dr. Cooper. I kept thinking of the worst things possible while he was away and it scared me. I kept thinking I was going to get a horrible phone call saying that my husband died or something like that.”, Mrs. Drillbit said.
“ That’s completely understandable. War is unpredictable and no one can really determine whether or not a soldier will come home dead or alive.”, Sheldon said.
“ You definitely have a point there, it’s true.”, Mrs. Drillbit said as she nodded her head. As they all continued talking Mr. Drillbit got out of the shower once he was done and came walking down the stairs wearing his street clothes and said, “ Oh hi Dr. Cooper. I didn’t know you were coming over.”
“ Oh that’s fine, hello Lt. Drillbit. How do you feel about being home?”, Sheldon asked.
“ Oh it feels great to be home. I missed everyone.”, Mr. Drillbit said as he walked over to the living room chair and sat down putting his feet up on the ottoman. They all sat around for a few minutes to talk before Mr. Drillbit said he was going to run to grocery store. Matteron and Sheldon had surprisingly decided to go with him and as they were driving in the family car to the store Mr. Drillbit had the radio to a music from the 90s station and one of the songs that came up was Daily Bread by The Gits.
“ Ok shut up, Dad turn this up a bit.”, Matteron said when she heard the music start playing. Her father acknowledged that and turned it up slightly and after the first few seconds of the song lyrics hitting Matteron’s ears she exclaimed, “ D*mn that’s catchy! What band is this?!”
“ It’s a band called The Gits sweetheart.”, Mr. Drillbit said.
“ Wow, that rocks!”, Matteron exclaimed.
“ Yes well interesting fact about this band, the lead singer of it was actually murdered.”, Sheldon said.
“ Really?! This woman that’s singing this is dead?!”, Matteron exclaimed in shock as she stared at her boyfriend sitting next to her.
“ Yes unfortunately so, she was murdered back in 1993 at the age of 27 which is quite a shame when you think about it because The Gits were actually a quite popular punk rock grunge band to have emerged from the Seattle, Washington area. Mia Zapata which was this woman’s name was also actually really popular too outside the band. A lot of people liked her.”, Sheldon said.
“ Wow that is a total tragedy! Who’s the sicko that decided to murder this woman?!”, Matteron exclaimed in shock.
“ Well her murder actually didn’t get solved until a decade later. Through the result of DNA testing they came up with a profile of I believe it’s a Cuban exile named Jesus Mezquia. He was sentenced to 36 years in prison for it. I almost forgot to mention that this story was featured in a television episode of Forensic Files as well.”, Sheldon said.
“ Wow you seem to know a lot of information Dr. Cooper other than science!”, Matteron exclaimed.
“ Yes well I have a genius IQ so it’s not that hard to figure out or know information about what goes on in the whole world. I have a working knowledge of the entire universe.”, Sheldon said.
“ Ok can we not talk about something that tragic in this car please.”, Mr. Drillbit said.
“ My apologies Lt. Drillbit, I was just bringing up a comment about this band.”, Sheldon apologetically said.
“ And that’s fine if you want to explain something but let’s not talk about it the entire time.”, Mr. Drillbit said.
“ Fair enough.”, Sheldon said as he started nodding his head a little bit to the music.
“ Wow this is so catchy! I am so downloading this into my ipod when we get home!”, Matteron exclaimed as she nodding her head to the music. She took her phone out, looked at the name of the song on the radio and started making a reminder note into her phone. Her reminder said:
Download Daily Bread by The Gits on my ipod when home.
“ Sure make of that what you will Matteron Reese.”, Sheldon said as he shook his head before he continued slightly nodding his head to the music.
“ Oh shut up Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper!”, Matteron laughed as she leaned over and kissed him.
“ So I’m assuming that you like this song?”, Mr. Drillbit asked.
“ Yeah I kind of do Dad, it’s really catchy!”, Matteron exclaimed. The song continued before it ended and something else came on. The conversations continued all the way to the store and on the way back home too and the moment they got back to the house Matteron and Sheldon decided to hang out in her room. Matteron downloaded that Gits song they heard on the radio and turned it on turning it up kind of loud before she started rocking out on her bed jumping up and down like a wild teenager. Sheldon began to stare at her as if she was nuts.
“ Dear Lord woman are you insane?! Beds are not made for jumping on!”, Sheldon scolded his girlfriend as he watched her really getting into the music.
“ Oh just shut up and live a little would ya?! You know this looks fun to you, you just don’t want to admit it! You don’t need to be so serious all the time!”, Matteron laughed as she continued jumping up and down rocking out to the punk rock grunge music.
“ Ok I don’t think that’s… oh screw it, move over woman!”, Sheldon interjected as he suddenly got up on the bed as well and started acting like an idiot as well copying what his girlfriend was doing.
“ See?! Told you it’s awesome! You are seriously the best boyfriend I’ve ever had in my life!”, Matteron laughed.
“ Same to you surprisingly! I never imagined myself doing any of this before with a majority teen!”, Sheldon interjected. As the two of them were just jumping around the bed acting crazy Sheldon suddenly found himself starting to laugh with amusement along with his girlfriend.
“ Ok I admit it, this is so obnoxious but it’s fun!”, Sheldon laughed.
“ Yeah it is, you rock Mia Zapata! Rest in peace to you, you awesome bitch!”, Matteron exclaimed. As the laughter and music continued Savannah suddenly came barging in shouting over the music at her older sister and her older sister’s boyfriend, “ Matteron Reese what are you and Dr. Cooper doing up here?! Why are we hearing a bunch of thumping noises coming from up here all the way downstairs?!”
“ That’s because we’re jumping around on my bed listening to a Gits song Savannah Irma!”, Matteron shouted with a smirk on her face as her and Sheldon continued jumping around rocking out to the tune.
“ Yes and it was your sister’s idea! I had nothing to do with this!”, Sheldon shouted as he pointed at Matteron.
“ Ok but what kind of music is this?!”, Savannah shouted.
“ It’s punk rock grunge!”, Matteron shouted.
“ Is that the voice of Mia Zapata?!”, Savannah shouted.
“ Yes it is!”, Matteron and Sheldon shouted.
“ Ok shut up, that’s so cool!”, Savannah shouted before she shut the door and left, leaving her sister and the theoretical physicist alone to continue acting crazy with each other to the music.
“ What are they doing in there?”, Micah asked his younger sister when she came walking out of their older sister’s bedroom.
“ They’re listening to a Gits song and acting like idiots.”, Savannah said as she shook her head before she headed to her room.
“ Sounds cool to me. I’m going to go play a game on my laptop Savannah.”, Micah said as he headed back into his room.
“ Sure whatever floats your boat Micah and hi Dr. Hofstadter!”, Savannah suddenly exclaimed when she saw Leonard walking up the stairs.
“ Hi Savannah, bye Savannah.”, Leonard said waving his hand slightly at her as he walked past her towards Matteron’s room.
“ Ok bye!”, Savannah interjected as she went into her room and shut the door. She thought in her head, ‘ My sister has some weird friends.’
“ What the hell?!”, Leonard interjected when he suddenly opened the door to see Sheldon and Matteron dancing and jumping around like idiots on Matteron’s bed to the grungy punk rock song that was currently playing on Matteron’s iPod which immediately startled them to the point where Matteron screamed and almost fell off the bed but Sheldon caught her just before she could fall.
“ Dear Lord! Leonard what are you doing here?! Don’t you know how to knock first?!”, Sheldon shrieked in surprise as he saw his roommate/best friend standing in the doorway. A look of feeling somewhat embarrassed was dawning his face.
“ Yes I do know how to do that Sheldon and I have two questions for you. First, what the fuck are you doing and second, what did you do with my results sheet from that laser test that I just did at work today? I can’t find it anywhere on my desk.”, Leonard asked with a smirk on his face as he stared at the theoretical physicist that was still standing up on Matteron’s bed holding her in his arms.
“ Ok firstly if you must know and it seems you must, Matteron and I are making complete fools out of ourselves listening to a Gits song on her iPod and secondly why are you asking me of what I did with something of yours?! Why would I have any reason to touch your stuff?! We’re roommates! It says so in a section of The Roommate Agreement that we both signed when you first moved into the apartment!”, Sheldon shot back at Leonard as he narrowed his eyes at him.
“ Oh screw the Roommate Agreement you wacky b*stard! What are you guys listening to a Gits song for?!”, Leonard interjected.
“ We heard it on a 90s radio station today on the way to a grocery store with my dad who just got home from deployment and I decided to download it because I thought it was catchy Dr. Hofstadter!”, Matteron interjected.
“ Ok and you actually got HIM to go along with this?! What happened to you saying that you don’t dance Sheldon?!”, Leonard interjected as he pointed at Sheldon.
“ Leonard that is not applicable to the situation right now!”, Sheldon interjected.
“ Ok I don’t think that’s…!”, Leonard interjected but as he stood there listening to the song he said, “ You know what on second thought this does sound catchy.”
“ See?! Told ya it was catchy! Why don’t you get up here and join us?! It’s fun!”, Matteron exclaimed as she motioned her head.
“ Oh screw it! Why not!”, Leonard interjected as he suddenly walked over to Matteron’s bed, climbed up onto it and the three of them started jumping around dancing like idiots to the song together.
“ Ok I admit it, this is really stupid and fun at the same time!”, Leonard exclaimed with a smirk.
“ Hell yeah it is buddy!”, Sheldon exclaimed.
“ Yes I totally agree! This rocks Mia Zapata!”, Matteron exclaimed up at the ceiling as she keep jumping around, shaking her head and dancing like crazy with her boyfriend and their other friend.
“ You are seriously the greatest friend ever Matteron!”, Leonard exclaimed.
“ Thanks, you too Dr. Hofstadter! Both of you guys are awesome and I’m so glad we’re friends!”, Matteron exclaimed. The three of them then screamed, “Yeah!” as they kept acting like idiots to the music while laughing their heads off in amusement.
“ Drillbit in the house!”
“ Aha ha ha ha ha ha!”
“ Oh this is wonderful William! Our daughter having fun with her boyfriend and their best friend!”, Mrs. Drillbit laughed as she sat downstairs in the living room with her husband on the couch.
“ It sure is Maren! Some things just never change!”, Mr. Drillbit laughed.
“ No they sure don’t! I love you honey!”, Mrs. Drillbit laughed as she kissed her husband.
“ I love you too!”, Mr. Drillbit laughed as he kissed her back.
“ Matteron, Dr. Cooper and Dr. Hofstadter just shut your pie holes! I’m trying to do something on my laptop!”
“ You shut up Micah! We’re trying to have fun!”
“ Yeah but you guys are being too loud! Can you tone it down please?!”
“ Can it Savannah!”
To be continued…
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