The Very Secert Dairy of Bart

The Very Secret Diary of Bart part three.


Day 1302: Found shocking surprise once on island, Count Tony is alive! Turns out he's been faking everyone's death an holding them all hostage on island. This seems so out of cc for him, I always thought he was nice sweet man with good heart.


Day 1314: Count Tony is really gone nuts, he's wearing silk in the tropics. And he's still harping on this whole they all must pay for my pain thing. I don't see why Cassie, Maggie, Caroline, Jack, Jen, or Marlena has to pay for anything. None of them ever did jack to him, was all that stupid slut. Thinking Tony has gone loonie.


Day 1325: Well loonie Tony has gone and set off volcano so he can kill everyone. I'm starting to think I should quit job and make break for it with the ladies an Jack.


Day 1326: Was unable to make break for it, I'm now stuck in dress whites playing sailor. While loonie toons boss runs around dressed in Captains whites. Thinking I'm so making break for it.


Day 1350: We are all stuck in gothic castle, in some strange euro trash country. Must try an make break for it, this place sucks.


Day1400: Almost got busted while having chat with Vic an Caroline about getting the hell out of euro trash country. Managed to cover fast, don't know if Tony bought it or not. Must get the hell out of here with my peeps.


Day 1450: Have nearly gotten everything in place for grand escape. Hope luck holds out, if so then we will all soon be out of euro trash country. And back in the good old usa. A place of good fashion sense an no euro trash.


Day 1500: Luck did not hold up, Bo an Billie showed up looking for dead five year old daughter. Me thinks that Bo an Billie need mental hospital stay more than the boss.


Day1560: Well all hostages got free an made run for it. Except for Vic an Caroline who got busted. Least I have nice sane people to talk to. Thinking the boss may try an put one right between my eyes any day now.


Day1565: Vic an Caroline back on cruse of the damned ship. I'm stuck in some weird middle-eastern/euro trash country that may or may not be Iraq. Found out that the boss has Sami Brady running about driving people nuts. Boss must be nuts to have her on board, Sami Brady is force unto herself.


Day1675: Boss has gone nuts, is torturing Phillip K, not only that but his red barrette is strangely life like. Again thinking I should vanish before I become just another victim.


Day 1690: Back on yet another island with the Boss, Vic an Caroline. Thinking that I should shove the boss into nearest volcano. He's scarring the hell out of me an I think he may try and kill me in my sleep.