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Lexx: Twisted Interludes
By : lexxfan4life
Category: G through L > Lexx
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Finally back on the Lexx. Stan just couldn’t wait to assume command, the moment he and Kai and Xev are walking from the moth breeding chamber to the bridge.

Stanley: I hereby officially pull rank.

Xev 2: Why?

Stanley: Why? Cause we’ve been orbiting these two stupid planets, for far too long, and things have not been going exactly well. Agreed?

Xev 2: Possibly.

Stanley: But since I’m the only one that acts sensible, and since I’m the captain, I insist that we leave this system by the quickest means possible.

Xev 2: And why should you be captain anyway?

Stanley: I should be captain, cause I am the captain. I have the key, to the Lexx, and that’s it.

Once they’re back on the bridge, Stan thought he was being greeted by 790, but he was greeting Kai.

790: Welcome back, Captain.

Stanley: Hello, to you too.

Stan says as he steps onto the pedestal.

790: Not you. Welcome back, Kai. Captain of my heart.

Kai: Hello.

790: I suffered here, so long, without you. All alone and longing for the cold, dead flesh I desire. It hurts so bad, Kai. Promise that you’ll never go away, from me, again.

Kai: No.

790: Did you miss me?

Kai: I did not miss you.

Stan enters the conversation.

Stanley: No body missed you. Not Kai, not Xev, not me and not anybody.

790: I missed you, Kai. Wait, you didn’t meet another....

Stan interrupts 790.

Stanley: What? Another tin can, like yourself? Well, there was this cute girl, on Boomtown, that had a secret desire to play “hide the sausage” with the dead man.

790: You killed her, of course.

Kai: No.

Stanley: Somebody pushed her out of a balloon, though.

Stan says in a sadden tone.

790: How sad.

790 says sarcastically.

Xev 2: It was sad.

After a moment of silence, Stan puts his right hand on the template. On the other hand, Xev is checking out her hands.

Stanley: Lexx, who is your captain?

Lexx: You are my captain, Stan.

Stanley: Thank you, Lexx. I wanted to remind everyone of that.

Stan says, as he directs that last part at Xev.

Stanley: So Lexx, how do we get out of this system? The quickest and easiest way possible.

Kai: For us to move, the Lexx must eat. For the Lexx to eat, we must bring it food. To do that, we have to go down to one of the planets.

Stanley: We are never gonna go down to either of those planets again.

Kai: I can go down on my own. I do not require your assistance.

Stanley: No, you are not gonna go down on your own. Cause if something happens to you, then Xev is gonna go down there. Then if something happens to Xev, I’m gonna have to go down and rescue her. Then, something terrible is gonna happen to me. So, to avoid all those negatives, no one is going anywhere.

Kai: We can use the moths to bring food to the Lexx. It will take several trips and inconsiderable time.

Then 790 adds himself into the conversation, giving the crew bad news.

790: Which we do not have. Once the Lexx passes through the atmosphere, which joins to the two planets, it slows down. Each time it slows down, it’s orbit decays.

Stanley: Yeah, so?

790: It won’t be long before the Lexx’s orbit becomes so tight, the Lexx crashes into one of the planets and we’re all killed.

Xev: How long?

790: I estimate about 191 hours.

Stan just becomes so overwhelmed with shock.

Stanley: Why didn’t you tell us, this, before?

790: How could I? I’m up here, all by myself, while Kai is down on one of the two planets, playing “hide the sausage”.

A few minutes later, after Stan rushed out of the bridge area, he finds himself talking and walking with Kai, who followed after him, in a passage way.

Stanley: You know, I’m just gonna take a moth and fly to the nearest planet.

Kai: I wouldn’t recommend that. The nearest star system would take 17 years to reach in a moth.

Stanley: Flying for 17 years is better than crashing in 191 hours.

Kai: A moth will be out of fuel in 30 hours.

Then, Stan gets and idea.

Stanley: I got an idea. I don’t know why I never thought of this before. How can I be so stupid?

Kai: There are many ways.

Stanley: Ha ha. Since the Lexx’s weapon still works, we’ll use it to blow up the two planets, Lexx can eat the chunks and we’ll just go on our way again.

Kai: Those planets have people on them.

Stanley: Well, they’re certainly unlike people, any of us, never seen before. They’re not born, there’s no children, and there’s something seriously wrong with these two planets. I think the universe would be better off, without them, once they’re made into Lexx food.

Kai: But, would it be a right thing to destroy them?

Stanley: You’ve been down there. Fire is a terrible place and Water is just weird.

That’s when Stan leaves Kai and goes back to the bridge, where he finds Xev standing in his captain’s chair. Stan gives her a “What are you doing” look before she steps down and he takes over. Kai enters the bridge, as he followed after Stan.

Stanley: Lexx, when will you be pointed at one of those two planets again?

Xev 2: Why?

Lexx: In 14 hours, I will be pointed at the desert planet.

Stanley: In 14 hours, I want you to use your weapon to...

Then Stan got interrupted by Xev.

Xev 2: Do you think it’s right to destroy the planet, Stan?

Stanley: I don’t think it’s right, I think it’s most excellently right.

Xev 2: But, you have no idea of the consequences.

Stanley: You see, an evil planet is gonna be blown into chunks and then the Lexx will eat those chunks. Then, we’ll be able to fly away, from a place, I don’t wanna be any more.

Xev 2: And the Water planet?

Stanley: Can stay where it is.

Stan, then, turns his attention back over to the view screen.

Stanley: Okay Lexx, in 14 hours, could you please blow up the desert planet?

Lexx: As you command, Stan.

In the cryo-chamber, as Kai refills on proto-blood, Xev starts asking Kai about the key. She wants to know how the key works and how it can be transfered, cause she tells Kai that it’s not fair that Stan’s the captain and she should have a turn. Kai tells Xev that the key is a living thing that can only be transfered from one living person to another, at the point of death and other times. Kai had no idea what else could transfer the key, except for the fact that they gotta use 790 for research.

Out in a passage way, Xev happens to see 790 rolling around on his little cart.

790: Xev, do you think you’re attractive?

Xev 2: I don’t know if that’s for me to say.

790: I just can’t stand the way you look, the way you do. Just say it. Kai is truly beautiful.

Xev 2: 790, I want to...

790: To have and to hold him.

Xev 2: No! I want to make you a deal.

790: What kind of deal would I make with you?

Xev 2: I will agree to becker, from Kai, completely if you agree to help me.

790: I will do whatever I have to do. My love knows no limits.

Later that day, Xev sneaks into Stan’s bedroom while he’s taking a nap in his moth bed.

Xev 2: It’s my turn to have the key. It’s my turn to be captain.

Xev says aloud, which wakes up Stan from his nap.

Stanley: Darn it, Xev. I was having a nice dream and you ruined it.

Xev 2: It’s my turn to have the key. It’s my turn to be captain.

Stan, rubbing his eyes, is trying to figure out what Xev is trying to say.

Stanley: No, Xev. You can’t be captain, cause I am.

Xev 2: How is that fair?

Stanley: I didn’t say it was fair. Look at it from my side. I don’t always want to be captain. Sometimes the pressure of responsibilities can get you down. That doesn’t matter. I have the key, you don’t. I’m the captain...period.

Xev 2: You can release it at the point of death.

Stanley: Oh, thank you very much, but I feel fine right now.

Xev is actually crawling into bed, with Stan, but only to make a deal.

Xev 2: Would you let me let me have a turn, as captain, if you could transfer the key?

Stanley: Yeah, I’m a fair person.

It wasn’t long before Stan was drug out of bed and hooked up to 790 in the cryo-chamber.

790: If the key can be transfered at the point of death, what the point in this?

Stanley: Yeah, it looks like a waste of time.

790: Why can’t Kai just act like an assassin and kill Tweedle?

Stanley: Unlike you, Xev is not a psychotic robot head.

790: I’m a mad robot head. I’m a robot head who wants to play “hide the sausage” with his man right now.

Stanley: Ooh! A poofter robot head.

790: I resent that!

Stanley: Why not? He’s a he and you’re a he.

790: I’m not a he, I’m a she. You don’t see the soft woman on the inside.

Stanley: Inside, you’re a fuse box, pal.

Stanley insults 790. 790 starts sobbing.

790: Oh, Kai. I really need a kiss right now.

Just as Kai kissed the top of 790‘s casing, Stanley turns away in disgust.

790: I’m at the point of joy.

Of course, this gave Kai an idea.

Kai: The point of death is the point of joy.

Stanley: What are you talking about?

Kai: It was a long time ago, but I still remember the experience. The experience of sexual climax when I was alive. There is a similarity between the two events.

Stanley: Between getting your jellies and getting killed?

Stan says as he laughs.

Kai: The quality of release was somewhat the same. Only with death, it was far greater.

Stanley: That’s interesting.

When Xev asks 790 to probe Stan’s brain, where he normally felt sexual pleasure, 790 found an elevated surge that could be the key to the Lexx. Stan just got frustrated, unhooked himself from 790 and stormed out of the room. Since Stan went back to bed, Xev, 790 and Kai end up on the bridge to talk about what they saw in Stanley’s brain and what they could have discovered.

Xev 2: So, was that the location of the key to the Lexx?

790: I think so.

Xev 2: Then, how do we get it out of him?

790: Kai, please kill Stan. It’s the best thing you can do for me.

Kai: Why?

790: Xev and I made a deal. She said that if I helped her, get the key from Stan, she’ll leave you alone, so I can have you all to myself.

Kai: Is this true, Xev?

Xev 2: Stan instructed the Lexx to blow up Fire. I can stop him if I have the key.

790: But, if we don’t blow up one of the planets, we’ll crash.

Xev 2: It’s not the right decision, 790.

Then Xev looks up at Kai.

Xev 2: So Kai, how do we get the key out of him?

Kai: There is a connection between the ecstacy of death and ecstacy in sexual climax. He may be able to transfer the key, at will, if his medulla sexualla was stimulated to the required level of ecstacy.

Xev 2: Then, how do we get Stan to this level of ecstacy?

790: He likes you, you like him. What’s the problem?

Kai: I don’t think a normal level of sexual excitation will suffice. I’m sure she’s up to the challenge.

Kai says as he leaves the bridge. Xev goes back into Stanley’s room and wakes him up in his bed.

Stanley: What now?

Xev 2: I have a new proposition.

That’s when frustrated Stan gets out of bed and starts getting dressed.

Stanley: That’s it. I’m not wasting my time with this.

Xev 2: You won’t be wasting your time, I promise.

Stanley: You woke me up once, so 790 could probe my brain, and ended up finding nothing.

Xev changes the subject.

Xev 2: I agree to give you the satisfaction you want, if we can find a way to transfer the key.

Stanley: Well, we didn’t.

Xev 2: Yes, we did. I want to bring you to the very extreme of sexual ecstacy and then travel together in a land of ultimate fulfillment.

Stanley: Me and you?

Xev 2: Yes. I want to take you to where you never been before.

Stanley: Don’t tease me, Xev. I am not up for it.

Xev 2: I’m not gonna tease you. I’m gonna please you.

Xev says as she strokes Stan’s left cheek. Then, something came to Stan’s mind. He had just remember what Xev had told him on K-Town.

Stanley: Wait a second. I thought you were with child. Would that get in the way?

This was a shock for this Xev, but acted normally.

Xev 2: Well, it shouldn’t. I just want to surrender my body to you.

Stanley: Well, you came onto me before, but has never resulted in sexual satisfaction. So, what’s the catch?

Xev 2: The catch is that we only have less than 191 hours to live. I’m the only woman on board and you’re the only real man. I want my needs filled. This won’t be ordinary sex, Stan. You’re gonna have a thrill of a lifetime.

Later that day, Kai walks into Xev’s room and finds her picking out bed sheets to make an outfit out of something sexual for Stanley.

Kai: Xev, we should talk.

Xev 2: About what?

Kai: I have noticed something, about you, since the day we flew over Fire in a gondola.

Xev 2: What have you noticed that’s different?

Kai: As I’ve seen in my past, I’ve noticed that you could be with child. What puzzles me is when you told me you were a virgin. You would have lost your virginity between the time I was on Gametown and just before Boomtown, in order for conception to take place.

Xev 2: It appears that Stan knows too.

Kai: Xev, since you’re pregnant, there could be a risk, with the unborn child, if you try to attempt in bringing Stan to sexual climax and receiving the key.

Xev 2: Don’t worry, Kai. I’ll be careful.

Just as Xev was leaving the room, and looking back at Kai, she remembers something from that day that Kai was down on Gametown. In the cryo-chamber, Xev hooks Stan up to an electric generator, so that he could be “shocked” to the edge of ecstacy. Stan was not fond with the idea, cause he wanted to just work up from ordinary sex. But, Xev wanted to try something different. To feel the ultimate in pleasure, you must start with a little bit of pain. As a demonstration, Xev uses a small clamp to latch on to one of Stan’s nipples, which hurts him.

Stanley: I’m not good with pain.

Xev 2: I’m very good with pain.

Minutes later, Xev starts giving Stan an exotic dance. Stan is getting aroused as Xev flaunts her body and starts gyrating her hips. Moving her hips and swaying her body to the music in her head. It was hard, for Stan, not to touch her during this process. With an electric vibrator attached to Stan’s crotch, Xev grabs it to send an electric current to his body, from his groin. Stan feels the pain, but yet feels pleasure at the same time. Both unaware that 790 is watching them.

Xev continues to sway her body and gyrate her hips for Stan’s viewing pleasure. Xev gets on top of Stan and gives a hard kiss on the lips and looks back at him. She grabs the clamps, attached to his nipples, which sends and an electric current, hurting Stan.

Xev 2: The electricity should go straight to your brain.

Xev, then, moans before giving Stan another shock through his nipples and through his crotch.

Xev 2: I will shock you to the edge.

Xev says before moaning loudly.

Xev 2: And I will be the fire, that takes you over the edge.

Xev places her hands, on top of, Stanley’s shoulders and gives him another hard and deep kiss on the lips.

Xev 2: Are you at the edge, Stanley?

Stan moans out a “yes”. Xev backs off, of him, to do more of her erotic dancing. Both are unaware that Kai is watching too.

Xev 2: I want your key in my key hole.

Xev says as she starts caressing her breasts, still working up Stanley. Stan, is surely, getting off on this. Xev climbs up, on him, again. Opening her legs up for him.

Stanley: I want you, now!

Xev reaches for Stan’s right hand, puts it between her legs, and penetrates one of his fingers inside her entrance temporarily. She takes the finger out, brings up Stanley’s hand and licks the juices off his finger. Stan is surely loving this. That’s when Stan was unable to control himself. The key transfered from his hand to hers. Once the feeling of the key transfer, made Xev came, she leans against Stan.

Stanley: Okay Xev, keep your promise. Take me to the edge and beyond.

Xev 2: I always stick to my deals.

Xev takes off her top, exposing her breasts to Stan, before kissing him fully on the lips. As she starts kissing him down the neck, she takes the electric equipment off Stanley, to get a view of his naked body. When she noticed that Stan’s shaft was erect and ready, she positions herself for his cock to enter her. It wasn’t long before Stan could feel himself cumming as Xev worked her hips fast and hard as she rode his cock. But, just right around the time that Stan came, Xev had pulled off of him.

A couple hours later, Xev is on the bridge and standing on the pedestal. Kai and 790 were already on the bridge before Xev came in the room.

Xev 2: Lexx, who is your captain?

Lexx: You are my captain.

Just as Stan comes onto the bridge, giving Xev a wink and a smile, Xev orders the Lexx to not blow up Fire. Of course, Stan is upset by this.

Stanley: That’s just great. Lexx’s orbit’s decaying, so we’re going to crash. Nice choice, captain.

Stan says sarcastically.

Xev 2: Trust me, Stan. I know what I’m doing.

Xev says as she steps down from the pedestal and Stan takes her spot.

Kai: You can escape in the moths before the Lexx crashes.

Xev 2: Stan, look at it this way. If we do crash, it means that we’ll all die. What’s there to be afraid of?

Stanley: Well, I rather not die.

Xev 2: Don’t you believe in an afterlife, Stan?

Stanley: No!

Xev 2: Maybe you should.

Stanley: Ha ha. More fun at Stan’s expense.

Stan changes the subject.

Stanley: Okay Xev, I want the key back.

Xev 2: No!

Stanley: You said you always stick to your deals, so give it to me.

Xev 2: I will give the key back when I’m ready, which is not now.

After that, Kai is already second guessing Xev’s nature. She surely doesn’t act like the Xev he knows. The real Xev wouldn’t care about the key to the Lexx, as much as she is now. Which is why, later in the cryo-chamber, Kai wanted to know the sexual details of Stan’s experience with Xev, through Stan himself. Well, this leaves Xev alone on the bridge.

Xev 2: Lexx, I want you to fly away from here.

Lexx: I cannot do that. I am out of energy and not able to fly unless I eat something.

Xev 2: You can still blow up planets, right?

Xev doesn’t know it, but Stan has just entered the bridge.

Lexx: Yes, I still can.

Xev 2: Then, I’m going you to give you a new order. I want you to...

That’s when Stan interrupts her.

Stanley: What are you doing?

Xev 2: Practicing.

Stanley: I say that, that’s enough practicing.

Then Xev steps down from the pedestal and approaches Stan.

Stanley: Now, that you had your turn as captain, I want the key back.

Xev 2: How?

Stanley: I don’t know. I figured since you took the key, you can give it back.

Xev 2: I brought you to the edge of sexual ecstacy, in order to get the key. You have to do the same thing to me, in order to give it back to you.

Stanley: Okay, so I’m ready for round two.

Xev 2: Well, you certainly didn’t bring me to the edge of sexual ecstacy in round one, so what makes you think it’ll happen in round two?

Stanley: I guess, we’ll figure out something.

Then Xev leaves the bridge. She comes back, after a couple hours of thinking, and sees Stan still standing on the bridge. Xev has decided to give the key back to Stan.

Xev 2: I will give the key back to you, since we are going to crash.

Stanley: How can you give me the key back if I can’t “do it” for ya?

Xev 2: Then I’ll simply bring myself to the edge of sexual ecstacy.

Then, Xev climbs up on the pedestal.

Xev 2: Lexx, how long before you are aimed at the planet Water?

Lexx: In four minutes, captain.

Xev 2: Good. I want you to destroy it.

Lexx: May I eat the chunks that fly away?

Xev 2: You can eat and drink your fill.

Stanley: Wait, wouldn’t Fire be a better choice to blow up?

Xev 2: Well, the Lexx is aimed at Water now and we are running out of time.

Then Xev leaves the bridge with Stan in her arms. They have no idea that Kai is waiting for them, in the cryo-chamber, until they get there and intervened by him.

Xev 2: I’m going to return the key to Stanley.

Kai: You must require the right level of ecstacy in order to release the key. Stan cannot bring you there.

Stanley: I can too!

Xev 2: I can reach it on my own.

Kai: You must know this level of ecstacy well, don’t you? Unlike me, you’ve been there before.

Xev 2: Many times.

Kai: And I will bring you there again.

That’s when Kai fires his brace into Xev’s abdomen, releasing the key back into Stanley’s hand. Stan, however, is saddened by this tragic event.

Stanley: You killed Xev.

Kai: Did she tell the Lexx to destroy Water?

Stanley: How do you know?

Kai: Because the Lexx is directly aimed at it.

Kai, then, rushes to the bridge along with Stan. Stan was lucky enough to tell the Lexx, not to destroy Water, at the last few seconds.

Stanley: Kai, you killed Xev. She was pregnant.

Kai: No, I killed Prince.

Stanley: Wait, Xev was Prince? Prince was Xev? How could you tell?

Kai: I’ve been observing. That Xev was not pregnant like the real Xev.

Stanley: Then, where is Xev now?

Kai: Likely, on the planet Fire, where we left her.

Stanley: We gotta get to her.

Kai: In her condition, we shouldn’t waste any more time.

Stan changes the subject.

Stanley: Does this mean I didn’t really make love to Xev?

Kai: Well, this Xev was a perfect reproduction of the real Xev, so there was no way to tell them apart, except for the fact that the reproduction wasn’t with child, as far as I could tell.

Stanley: Well, she fooled me. Now that Prince knows that Xev is pregnant, what will he do with that information?

Kai: I do not know.

That’s when Stan and Kai climb into a moth and fly down to planet Fire, to go find Xev on the last city they last visited.
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Lexx: Twisted Interludes	By : lexxfan4life Category: G through L > Lexx Views: 1220 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Lexx: Twisted Interludes