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Chapter 9
Author's note: I decided that just one chapter about the birthday party just wasn't enough to get the boys to move faster, so I added this little situation that popped into my head last night. Since I already got Gaby away from Danny, I figured I still needed to get rid of Catherine and Scott Can's website gave me the perfect excuse. Hope you like it!
Hawaii five-0 chatroom: Chapter 9 Dannysgonnadie has joined the chatroom. SurferChick: Woah, what's with the screen name, boss? Dannysgonnadie: You don't know? SurferChick: Don't know what? Dannysgonnadie: Why I wanna kill Danny! SurferChick: No clue. You really wanna kill him? Dannysgonnadie: Well, maybe murder is a bit too much. I just want to kick his ass bad enough that he can't walk for a few hours. SurferChick: Why? Dannysgonnadie: It's a long story. Have you seen him around? SurferChick: Nah, bro. He hasn't been in the chatroom today. Dannysgonnadie: Well, if you do see him, tell him to run like hell! Dannysgonnadie has left the chatroom. Mighthavegonetoofar: Uff! Thanks, Kono. He must be really pissed. SurferChick: No problem, bro. Now, you wanna tell me what the hell happened? Mighthavegonetoofar: I think Steve might not have liked his birthday present. SurferChick: What? He loved cook book we got him! Why would he be angry about that? And with you? Mighthavegonetoofar: Umm.. well, he's happy about the cook book, right. But I don't think he's happy about the gift I gave him. SurferChick: OK. What did you give him? Mighthavegonetoofar: I don't think he'd want me to tell you… or anyone, for that matter. SurferChick: Well, here's the deal. Either you tell me what happened, or I'm gonna text Steve right now and tell him you're here. Mighthavegonetoofar: Kono! SurferChick: You have five seconds and counting. Mighhavegonetoofar: No! SurferChick: 4… Mighthavegonetoofar: Dammit, Kono! SurferChick: 3… Mighthavegonetoofar: You can't do this to me! SurferChick: 2… I'm already getting my phone ready, Danny. Mighthavegonetoofar: Fine! Dammit! I can't believe this! SurferChick: Well? Mighthavegonetoofar: I convinced Catherine to make him a set of… let's say… erotic photographs, for his birthday. SurferChick: But that's a great gift! Mighthavegonetoofar: Except for one thing. You see, I got the idea before she was called back into duty, you know? But she didn't want to have a stranger see her naked… SurferChick: Oh, Danny! You didn't! Mighthavegonetoofar: I KNOW! Look, I didn't think about that at the time! Honest! I always liked taking photos. My dad even gave me a professional camera when I was a teenager, and I can take some really good shots, you know? SurferChick: But it's Steve's girlfriend! You took naked pictures of Steve's girlfriend! No wonder he wants to kill you! Mighthavegonetoofar: NOT NAKED! Erotic, OK? Suggestive, but there was no nudity. I mean, maybe I saw a nipple. SurferChick: DANNY! OMG. You'd better run! He's gonna kick your ass! Mighthavegonetoofar: Oh, come on! He's exaggerating! And he liked them even, before he knew I'd taken them. SurferChick: How did he even find out it was you? She didn't tell him, did she? Does she know that Steve's angry? Mighthavegonetoofar: No, she doesn't know. But, umm, well, Steve recognized the lamp on my night table… SurferChick: Danny! On your bed? OMG! Mighthavegonetoofar: Nothing happened, Jesus! God! I just took the photographs for Steve! You'd think he'd be more greatful, you know? Mighthavegonetoofar: cn;hgdf;UFdnfcncnvxzcgvZBXC MHDUrh SurferChick: Uh, oh. Danny? Mighthavegonetoofar: kdhf;SHDFUdsyfudshfjbxvx cvbxcvjsghkasnv.,xcvXjvK Mighthavegonetoofar has left the chatroom. SurferChick: I guess the boss found him. Zen: I guess we're not gonna see Danny for a couple of days. ShrimpKing: Hell, if I see the Haole, I'll kick his ass. There's no excuse for watching your friend's lady get naked man. Zen: Look who's talking! ShrimpKing: Oh, right. Well, maybe I just won't give him a 'friend' discount. Aloha! ShrimpKing has left the chatroom. Zen: How did he get here? SurferChick: I think I mentioned it to him at the party, before he left with Danny's girl. Zen: I guess August is a strange month for romance. SurferChick: Well, let's look at the bright side. Maybe this will help break the bromance :P Zen has left the chatroom. SurferChick: Everyone's so sensitive lately!