So Not Meddle in the Affairs of Slashies!
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So Not Meddle in the Affairs of Slashies!
Title: Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Slashies...
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: SGA
Pairings/Characters: Hints of McShep, Shep/Dex, McShep/Dex, Shep/P-90, Shep/Tree
Rating/Warnings: Teen, references to masturbation, threesomes, slash, and crazy un-betaed writing.
Summary: Rodney explains the fandom to Ronon and Teyla. Of course, this bit of SGA insanity was inspired by suki_blue. Please forgive my lame attempt at script formatting. All characters in this stereotypically in character and exaggerated.
Disclaimer: I conquered the world AND the Pegasus Galaxy. I now own all. Thank you. Or not.
Cast of Characters:
RODNEY MCKAY (RM): a genius/brat (most likely writes slash)
JOHN SHEPPARD: Slut, er, I mean man-ho, no, um, wait, soldier? (most likely gay)
RONON DEX: Resident caveman (most likely well-hung)
TEYLA EMMAGEN: Native guide, resident babe (most likely not getting any this story)
P-90: A gun (most likely non-sentient
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Setting: The forrest of a random planet, one which bears a striking and surprising resemblence to Vancouver. Our Noble Heroes (TM) sit around a campfire.
JS: *leers at P-90* These stories are mostly for enterainment, but they are also serve as fables. These stories are the basis of our morals.
TE: So an unnaturally strong man, fighting to save those who are weaker, are the basis of your modern culture?
RM: Well, yes. You see the specifics aren't important; after all, the logistics of Superman ever having sex with someone are horrifying!
RD: *grunts* Uh?
TE: But the woman, the fighter of the Goddess, could not mate with him?
RM: Well theoretically he could, but he wouldn't.
TE: Why not?
JS: *Leers at RM* Yeah RODNEY, why not why wouldn't Superman get jiggy with Wonder Woman?
RM: Jiggy? This 2006 and you aren't Will Smith. And it's quite obvious Superman is gay.
JS: Gay? *cuddles P-90*
RM: *irritated* Yes!
RD: *grunts* Uh.
P-90: ....
JS: *Leers at RD, pauses, then turns and leers at RM* Wait a minute, you're one of those, hell, what are they called? Slashies?
RM: *rolls eyes* Not as such. I mean, not it's like I write fanfic or anything.
TE: *Eyebrow of Doom (TM)* Slashies? What are they?
JS: Nerds who think everyone on every show are gay. *leers at tree*
RM: Okay, first of all, it's slashers, not slashies. And it's not just a show, it can be a movie or a book or a comic book. And they are fans, usually of a certain work of fiction, which they call a fandom. And they don't think everyone is gay... usually just the attractive people.
TE: *Eyebrow of Doom (TM)*
JS: *copies TE's Eyebrow of Doom (TM)*
RD: *grunts* Uh?
RM: *nervous* WHAT?!
P-90: ....
TE: So you find Super-Man attractive?
RM: *whimpers* Uhh... maybe?
JS: You know, I think I forgot one of the tents.... Two of us will have to share.
TE: *Eyebrow of Doom (TM)*
RD: *grunts at JS*
RM: *looks at rock*
JS: *leers at RM*
RD: *grunts at RM* Uhhhhh....
JS: *leers at RD* Maybe I forgot two of the tents... *leers at P-90*
TE: *looks at RD, then JS, then RM* So the slashies were correct then. Damn. *leers at fighting stick*
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: SGA
Pairings/Characters: Hints of McShep, Shep/Dex, McShep/Dex, Shep/P-90, Shep/Tree
Rating/Warnings: Teen, references to masturbation, threesomes, slash, and crazy un-betaed writing.
Summary: Rodney explains the fandom to Ronon and Teyla. Of course, this bit of SGA insanity was inspired by suki_blue. Please forgive my lame attempt at script formatting. All characters in this stereotypically in character and exaggerated.
Disclaimer: I conquered the world AND the Pegasus Galaxy. I now own all. Thank you. Or not.
Cast of Characters:
RODNEY MCKAY (RM): a genius/brat (most likely writes slash)
JOHN SHEPPARD: Slut, er, I mean man-ho, no, um, wait, soldier? (most likely gay)
RONON DEX: Resident caveman (most likely well-hung)
TEYLA EMMAGEN: Native guide, resident babe (most likely not getting any this story)
P-90: A gun (most likely non-sentient
--------
Setting: The forrest of a random planet, one which bears a striking and surprising resemblence to Vancouver. Our Noble Heroes (TM) sit around a campfire.
JS: *leers at P-90* These stories are mostly for enterainment, but they are also serve as fables. These stories are the basis of our morals.
TE: So an unnaturally strong man, fighting to save those who are weaker, are the basis of your modern culture?
RM: Well, yes. You see the specifics aren't important; after all, the logistics of Superman ever having sex with someone are horrifying!
RD: *grunts* Uh?
TE: But the woman, the fighter of the Goddess, could not mate with him?
RM: Well theoretically he could, but he wouldn't.
TE: Why not?
JS: *Leers at RM* Yeah RODNEY, why not why wouldn't Superman get jiggy with Wonder Woman?
RM: Jiggy? This 2006 and you aren't Will Smith. And it's quite obvious Superman is gay.
JS: Gay? *cuddles P-90*
RM: *irritated* Yes!
RD: *grunts* Uh.
P-90: ....
JS: *Leers at RD, pauses, then turns and leers at RM* Wait a minute, you're one of those, hell, what are they called? Slashies?
RM: *rolls eyes* Not as such. I mean, not it's like I write fanfic or anything.
TE: *Eyebrow of Doom (TM)* Slashies? What are they?
JS: Nerds who think everyone on every show are gay. *leers at tree*
RM: Okay, first of all, it's slashers, not slashies. And it's not just a show, it can be a movie or a book or a comic book. And they are fans, usually of a certain work of fiction, which they call a fandom. And they don't think everyone is gay... usually just the attractive people.
TE: *Eyebrow of Doom (TM)*
JS: *copies TE's Eyebrow of Doom (TM)*
RD: *grunts* Uh?
RM: *nervous* WHAT?!
P-90: ....
TE: So you find Super-Man attractive?
RM: *whimpers* Uhh... maybe?
JS: You know, I think I forgot one of the tents.... Two of us will have to share.
TE: *Eyebrow of Doom (TM)*
RD: *grunts at JS*
RM: *looks at rock*
JS: *leers at RM*
RD: *grunts at RM* Uhhhhh....
JS: *leers at RD* Maybe I forgot two of the tents... *leers at P-90*
TE: *looks at RD, then JS, then RM* So the slashies were correct then. Damn. *leers at fighting stick*