The Even Sillier Sequel
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1 through F › Doctor Who
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
807
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Dr. Who, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
The Even Sillier Sequel
THE EVEN SILLIER SEQUEL
BY JOXIE
Title : The Even Sillier Sequel
Author : Joxie
Pairing : Doctor(10)/Human Doctor(10)/Orlando Bloom
Rating : R
Authors Notes : Post Journey’s End so mild spoilers, extremely silly DW crossover not to be taken seriously
Summary : We’ll save you Orli…….
Disclaimer : Complete cobblers I own nothing And Make No Money From My Writing.
KEY
//DOCTOR 10//
“HUMAN DOCTOR 10”
-ORLANDO BLOOM-
~THE MASTER~
THE EVEN SILLIER SEQUEL
BY JOXIE
“Don’t look in his eyes Orli”
~I am the Master and you will suck me~
//Back off you sex fiend//
~Oh I’m scared, look Orli mine’s bigger, shinier and vibrates at twice his speed~
-Shiny, shiny good times behind me-
“We’ll save you Orli”
~Splash~
//Always thought you were a bit of drip//
~You, you I’m soaked and look at my sonic screwdriver it’ll never be the same again~
“A megalomaniac always blames his tool”
~We all know whose the tool here and I’m looking at them~
//Don’t get to close Orli he bites//
~I also supply my own whips and chains, satisfaction guaranteed~
-Giggle snort-
~Want to come wreck a world or two with me?~
//We wont let you corrupt him//
~Not when you’ve been doing such a fine job yourself~
“Ahem”
//Haven’t you got a world you should be conquering?//
~Not at the moment I like it right here~
“You would”
~How’s the old girl~
//The Tardis is fine//
~I was talking about Mother she always did love you best sniff~
“Dead”
~All for the best I dare say~
//Wallop//
~That’s it I’m going to burn your pet planet and dance on its ashes~
“In a pink tutu no doubt”
//Don’t encourage him it’ll be the drums next//
-Tapping tap tapping tap tapping tap tapping…-
“Snigger”
~You hear them too they say kill the Doctor, save the Orli~
“Whack!”
//Crunch!//
~Splat!~
“Bounce….”
//Clash!//
“Thump!”
//Save the Orli save the world//
“Look Orli’s found a use for the Master’s sonic screwdriver”
//Should it be buzzing like that//
“Sounds happy enough”
~I’m going to tell father~
//Dead//
~I wont let that stop me~
“Aren’t we going to go after him?”
//He’ll be back we’re his semi fatal fascination//
“Come on Orli next stop planet Ann Summers we are going to make a fortune”
-Cool we need some more chocolate willies and edible condoms-
“Don’t forget the Willie warmers and tickle sticks”
//Surrounded by perverts and loving it!//
The End
BY JOXIE
Title : The Even Sillier Sequel
Author : Joxie
Pairing : Doctor(10)/Human Doctor(10)/Orlando Bloom
Rating : R
Authors Notes : Post Journey’s End so mild spoilers, extremely silly DW crossover not to be taken seriously
Summary : We’ll save you Orli…….
Disclaimer : Complete cobblers I own nothing And Make No Money From My Writing.
KEY
//DOCTOR 10//
“HUMAN DOCTOR 10”
-ORLANDO BLOOM-
~THE MASTER~
THE EVEN SILLIER SEQUEL
BY JOXIE
“Don’t look in his eyes Orli”
~I am the Master and you will suck me~
//Back off you sex fiend//
~Oh I’m scared, look Orli mine’s bigger, shinier and vibrates at twice his speed~
-Shiny, shiny good times behind me-
“We’ll save you Orli”
~Splash~
//Always thought you were a bit of drip//
~You, you I’m soaked and look at my sonic screwdriver it’ll never be the same again~
“A megalomaniac always blames his tool”
~We all know whose the tool here and I’m looking at them~
//Don’t get to close Orli he bites//
~I also supply my own whips and chains, satisfaction guaranteed~
-Giggle snort-
~Want to come wreck a world or two with me?~
//We wont let you corrupt him//
~Not when you’ve been doing such a fine job yourself~
“Ahem”
//Haven’t you got a world you should be conquering?//
~Not at the moment I like it right here~
“You would”
~How’s the old girl~
//The Tardis is fine//
~I was talking about Mother she always did love you best sniff~
“Dead”
~All for the best I dare say~
//Wallop//
~That’s it I’m going to burn your pet planet and dance on its ashes~
“In a pink tutu no doubt”
//Don’t encourage him it’ll be the drums next//
-Tapping tap tapping tap tapping tap tapping…-
“Snigger”
~You hear them too they say kill the Doctor, save the Orli~
“Whack!”
//Crunch!//
~Splat!~
“Bounce….”
//Clash!//
“Thump!”
//Save the Orli save the world//
“Look Orli’s found a use for the Master’s sonic screwdriver”
//Should it be buzzing like that//
“Sounds happy enough”
~I’m going to tell father~
//Dead//
~I wont let that stop me~
“Aren’t we going to go after him?”
//He’ll be back we’re his semi fatal fascination//
“Come on Orli next stop planet Ann Summers we are going to make a fortune”
-Cool we need some more chocolate willies and edible condoms-
“Don’t forget the Willie warmers and tickle sticks”
//Surrounded by perverts and loving it!//
The End