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The Best $200.00 I Ever Spent
By : tbird1965
Category: 1 through F > Criminal Minds
Views: 5289 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0Disclaimer: I do not own Criminal Minds, nor the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. - Chapter List
Special Agent Aaron Hotchner felt confused and in the dark and he didn't LIKE feeling like he was in the dark. For the past week, the members of his team had been acting very strange, stranger than usual. On more then one occasion conversations had stopped when he approached, complete with "Shh's" and giggles.
Just this afternoon he had gone to get coffee and he'd overheard JJ, Garcia and Morgan laughing in the kitchen. "I'm not going to ask him, you ask him." Garcia laughed. "Well I certainly can't ask him," Morgan said. "That's isn't something one dude asks another dude." "You asked Reid." JJ said. "Well that's Reid." Morgan said, laughing. "He said 'No' anyway. Big surprise there." Hotch entered the kitchen and the three agents froze, looks of guilt and fear crossing their faces. With mumbles of "Hey Hotch" and "Gotta goes" they scattered in three separate directions. "That's it." Hotch growled to himself. He turned on his heel and stormed up the stairs. Without knocking he stormed into Dave Rossi's office. "What the hell is going on?" he demanded. "Hello to you too, Aaron." Dave said looking up and leaning back in his chair. "And how are you today?" "Sick of my team clamming up and running away every time I go near any of them. What the Hell is going on?" he repeated. Dave laughed. "Garcia is hosting a Sex Toy Party. The big debate is; who should invite you? I guess I've been nominated." Hotch sank into one of the chairs opposite Rossi's desk. "A Sex Toy Party?" he murmured. "Yep." Dave said smiling, "And I think you should go." "You don't think that would be a little, no wait, a lot unprofessional" Aaron asked his old friend. "It's incredibly unprofessional," Dave laughed, "and that's exactly why I think you should go." Aaron stared at Dave incredulously. "Come on Aaron. You're single. You're a man and I've seen the way you look at the lovely Agent Prentiss. What better way to break the ice then over a table full of vibrators? Don't you realize that Agent Prentiss wants to fuck you so bad she can't see straight?" "And how do you know this, Dave?" Aaron asked skeptically. Dave sighed. "You know that JJ and I have been, 'spending time' together?" Aaron nodded. "Well the other night the three of us went out to dinner and Emily told me she wants to fuck you so bad she can't see straight." Aaron let out a deep breath. "Well. That doesn't leave much room for interpretation, does is it?" he smiled nervously. "No, it doesn't" Dave agreed, "But you make her nervous and she doesn't think you like her very much." "How do I make her nervous?" Aaron demanded. Rossi stared and him and raised an eyebrow. "All I'm saying Aaron is; if you ask the question, the answer will be 'Yes.' She may hesitate a little, but she'll say 'Yes'. Just think about it. "You're insane Dave. You know that don't you?" "I may be insane, but I'm sexually satisfied, Aaron." Dave laughed. "Friday, 8:00 at Eddie's. You need to be there."- You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.
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