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Diggin' on You	By : SensationalK Category: 1 through F > Criminal Minds Views: 5481 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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I'm finally trying my hand at one of my favorite showers. I apologize for the light OOC in this and further chapters but I tried really hard on this.
This is going to be in First POV.
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Walking into my office, I groaned at the sight of the stacks of folders on my desk. The team must have made it back last night after hours. Dropping my bag on the empty arm chair in the corner; I walked over to my desk and sat down. Opening the top folder, I skimmed over the first couple of lines and then peeked at picture and my stomach rumbled in protest.

Damn, blood and gore was not for me without a dosage of coffee. Usually, my Honey-Eyes would bring in my extra strong coffee but he had been out with the team for the past week and I knew that Hotch usually gave everyone off the next day for R&R. So I got up and settled for the crap they called coffee in the break room before heading to my office and settling down.

Sipping on my mug, I started on my work.

Today, on this very day, I have been working for the BAU for a year especially for Agent Hotchner’s team. I was hired last year by Strauss due to the fact that Hotch’s team was best around and quiet demanded. They had at least five cases a month or even more and by the time they flew back home; they already had a new case and were off again. Sadly, that left a mass amount of paperwork to be finished.

Here comes me.

To relieve them from pressure to get their files and reports finished. They left a detail description on what happened and I was left to summarize and fill in a crap load of papers. I was glad for the job, it was a desk job, a 9 to 5, occasionally I was asked to fly with them if they were a man down and I was a FBI Agent even if I was pushing papers most of the time.

I switched on my desk radio and tuned in to my favourite stationed that played a mix of old school and new music. I nearly finished with the first half of my report by lunch when someone knocked on my door.

“Come in,” I called and the door opened for Garcia to pop her head in with a great big smile plastered across her red lips and held up a plastic container from what I knew was my favourite, Spinach and Bow-Tie pasta salad.

“I love you,” I moaned and Penelope laughed as she walked in and sat down at my desk. We gossiped after we split up the container on paper plates that I always had handy in my office.

“The Team came back last night,” I stated as nodded to the files.

Garcia nodded, “Derek texted early this morning to tell me that they were back.”

“From what I read so far, they had pretty shitty case. Spencer got roughed up.” I pouted, “My poor Honey-Eyes,” and Garcia aw-ed.

“So how was your date last night?” Penny asked causally, I looked at her and rolled my eyes.

“Sucked ass,” I groaned shaking my head not wanting to talk about it. Pen winced at me, “You’ll find someone, Lovelyn.”

Garcia was sweet for saying it, but she knew that I was a lost cause. I lost my damn heart to her best friend and it sucked ass since he wouldn’t even spare a second glance at me. It wasn’t like Derek never talked to me, hell we were great friends but that was it on his side. I’m damn sure not Derek ‘The Player Extraordinaire’ Morgan type.

Hell I seen the Barbie’s he dated, tall, slim and looked like they walked straight out of the Playboy Magazine. He deserved that type of woman, Derek was probably the hottest man alive. I would never be a match for him.

I was a plus size gal; I wore XL blouses and 16 size pants. Despite being bestowed an extra large chest and a great round ass, I was still called fat and Derek wasn’t the type to be dating fat girls. I was mixed like Derek but with a German Mother and an African-American Father. I had light brown eyes, dark brown tight tiny curls that flowed down my to my mid black but I never it down always a tight sleek bun, full lips and slight wide nose which I adorned with a piercing since I was 12 and had never taken out over my professional career.

I always dressed fashionably. Penelope always wore bright and light colours; I like the black, brown, beige, white and cream colours. I also the type of woman that who never been seen without a pair of 5 inch heels. I be damned that my feet would be killing me but the end of the day, but I will not allow myself to get lower than 3.

“Have you decided what you’ll be wearing for the Unit Halloween Party,” Penny changed the subjected as she saw my depressed look.

I grinned at her, and she grinned even brighter, “Tell me, Tell me,” she bounced in her chair. I laughed; “Nope, you’ll just have to see it on Friday like everyone else,” I winked at her.

Garcia prodded and poked at me but she knew that I wouldn’t budge. We ended up gossiping about everything else for the next hour before Penny had to leave and I had to get back to work. It was pretty quiet due to the fact the others were out, I usually enjoyed walking out of office for a quick teasing of Reid, gossiping with JJ and Emily and flirting with Derek before Rossi would tease me and Hotch would shake his head and admonish us two and I would scamper into my office.

The day came to a slow finish and I was mostly finished with the paperwork. I grabbed my things and walked out of office and locked the door. I looked at the empty bullpen and I hope that tomorrow it wouldn’t be empty.

I passed by Penny’s office and I saw her on the phone and scowl on her face, I knew that she was going to be doing late night overtime. I walked to the elevators and hit the floor for underground parking. I ignored the looks I was getting from a few of the Head Official’s secretaries, like it was rare to have a fat person in the FBI headquarters. Usually it wouldn’t bother me, but I was sure that the two that were talking about me had dated Morgan over the last year.

I caught my sigh before it broke through.

I was glad when the big U light blinked, telling me that we were underground and I stepped out. I headed for my Audi, the sleek dark red TT, I loved that baby and I was glad that I had invested in it. I threw my things in the back seat before I got into the drivers seat and started the car. I drove out of the building after ten minutes due to the face that a lot of people got off at the same time and it was usually clogged up. I turned up my CD as I drove home.

It wasn’t if I was stalker or something, but it was pure luck that I happened to live three houses down from Derek. I never knew that my neighbour worked for the FBI back then I had thought that the sexy neighbour was constantly on business trips. It wasn’t until I thought that Morgan was trailing me in his big black SUV one day that we figured out that we’ve been neighbours for the last five years.

It also made me in charge of taking care of Clooney. Which I didn’t mind, I loved animals and I had two dogs myself.

Maya was an American Pitt Bull Terrier, the color unique color of grey-blue, with white paws and golden eyes. The sweetest, loyal girl that I would have never picked out, at times extremely dumb which made you ‘Aw’ at her and very stubborn. I loved her though. When I was child, I was in love with Scooby-Doo and I knew that I wanted a tall big dog. When Maya had been brought to my home, two weeks later I purchased, Louis, a blue furred Great Dane, I had seen his puppy pictures and I fell in love with him.

To this day I never regretted betting them, they gave me so much love and when I took them for walks and Derek had been home he would join me and I think I could never get enough of seeing a Pitt-Bull, a Great Dane and a Retriever playing.

I parked in my driveway and I walked up my porch. I unlocked my door and was greeted by my over size puppy first.

Louis jumped up, and gave my face a long lick in greeting. He would never do this by any other person but Mama. I laughed and dropped my things and greeted my Louis by grabbing his face and kissing him between his eyes.

He dropped to the floor and I walked farther into my living room to greet Maya. My princess was curled up on the couch, her tail rapidly beating on the couch and her little booty shaking. I leaned over to rub her fur and kiss her too.

“Hello little lady,” she chin bumped me and I smiled at her.

“Hungry?” I said as I lean back up and I was answered with two different barks. I headed to the kitchen and fixed my babies their food. Louis threw himself into his bowl while Maya ate daintily as the lady she was. I went upstairs to change into sweats and a sweater, also exchanging my heels for a pair of tennis shoes.

As I came back downstairs, I was greeted with the slight of my lovely dogs sitting by the door patiently.

“Can I grab something to eat first?” I asked them, and I was given those doe eye looks.

I walked to the door and opened it. Louis and Maya let me out first and followed behind me as we started our evening walk. There was a dog friendly park near and I had their leash my hand since they were required to be on the leash in neighbourhoods. I lucky that I had taught them early to never tug or pull, Louis occasionally tried but he knew what will happen if he started to piss me off and no dog liked a muzzle.

I had walked by Derek’s house when suddenly loud barking stopped me. I was nearly ran over by a big glop of blond fur.

“Hey Clooney!” I greeted the Retriever, Maya was greeted and Louis too.

“Hey there SugarMama,” I could sigh at the sound of Derek’s voice. It was rich tasty chocolate running over me.

“Hey there back to you too,” I smiled as I turned my head to see the sexiest man I know walk towards me with his big muscled body wrapped in black tee and black basketball shorts. Derek was darker than me with his skin but the setting sun made the man look like a God in a golden glow.

Don’t drool, keep cool, I reminded myself.

“I’m surprised you’re not sleeping the day away,” I spoke as he caught up and we continued to walk towards the park.

“I was but Clooney caught sight of his girlfriend and barked me awake,” his head nodded towards the dogs, Clooney was walking right next to Maya, his tail swishing back and forth happy as can be.

“They probably would have had the cutest puppies,” I sighed, “Damn Morgan why did you have to cut off his gonads,” I chuckled and he laughed.

“Clooney is so not becoming a Father before I do.”

I looked at Morgan astound, “You wanna be a Father?”

“Why does that surprise you?”

“Cause Morgan, you are the player of players,” I winked at him and he grinned, he pulled at his collar.

“I’m a P.I.M.P, I know.” I laughed loudly.

“You know become a Father requires you settling down with one woman and then marrying her. It might hurt your pimp image,” I smirked at him; he rolled his eyes at me, making me laugh again.

“Just saying.”

“What about you? You want to stay single forever and not settle down,” he asked me. We came up to the park and we both bent down to unleash our dogs. Maya, Louis and Clooney took off barking and jumping ahead of us.

“Please, I’ve been trying to find my Baby-Daddy for the last five years. Back when I was 22, I use to think that I would be married and having baby number three by now at 32. I took the time to party when I was younger, get around, live my life and I was finished with being crazy at 27. It was then I started to look for Mr. Right,” I sighed.

“Haven’t found him?” Derek spoke; I looked at him and shook my head.

“Nope, he’s out there, playing hide-an-seek with me. I looked everywhere so far and he’s still not turning up. It sucks ass,” I groaned.

“You’ll find him, Lovelyn,” Derek put a encouraging hand on my shoulder before sliding down my back and wrapping an arm around my waist and pulling me into a side hug.

“You’re sweet, Derek, thanks,” I lifted a hand to pat his chest, “You’ll find Mrs. Right soon too, you’ll snag your woman.”

Derek looked into my eyes and he started to say something but barking pulled us away. I turned my head to find Louis chasing after a duck, heading straight for the pond in the middle.

“Louis! LOUIS!” I took off at a run but it was too late, the duck did a flying leap into the pond and I watched as my Great Dane with his tongue lolling out leaped into the dirty green water after him.

I could hear Derek laughing then it stopped short, “CLOONEY NO!” and there went his boy, right into the water next to Louis.

We stopped short of the pond calling our dogs, Maya stood next to me I could swear I saw her shaking her head at the male dogs. Derek and I struggled to get our dogs out, and it was twenty minutes later that we at home.

“Jesus, Clooney,” Derek groaned at the sight of his wet dog. I laughed and I looked a drenched, stinky Louis, “Dog or human, all males are still little puppies,” I was shoved playfully.

“I see you tomorrow, Morgan,” I took off after waving him off.

I brought my dogs home and made Louis go upstairs into the bathroom immediately. I think Maya found sadistically funny to see her Brother being washed and blow dried because she sat in the doorway of the bathroom blocking the escape exit and watching intently as Louis whined and pleaded.

It took an hour to get Louis cleaned before I was able to shower myself after cleaning the tub. I made it downstairs to find my dogs on the couch. It was way too late to cook something so I decided for a sandwich, chips and a glass of Rosé. After watching couple of hours of TV, I walked upstairs and dropped into my bed.
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