Dylan's Hunt is On!
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Category:
1 through F › Andromeda
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
2,367
Reviews:
5
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Andromeda, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Dylan's hunt is On!
Title: Dylan's Hunt is On!
Author: three eyes open / aka "silken"
Spoilers: Nope.
Disclaimer: No copyright infringement intended; just me and my muse getting our kicks.
Notes: This piece, like "Taking a Break" was inspired by my friend Mark at a Drom message board.
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Dylan: My hand is actually cramping! I can’t stand this anymore!
Andromeda: Can’t stand what?
Dylan: Oh, nothing, nothing. Um, where’s Harper?
Andromeda: On the Maru.
*****
Harper: Hey, boss, whatcha want?
Dylan: You.
Harper: Excuse me?!
Dylan: I want you. Now.
Harper: You don’t mean….
Dylan: Come here you cute lil bastard...I wanna pinch those cute little dimpled cheeks!
Harper: I want my Rommie!
Dylan: I want hugs and kisses! Bad!
Harper: Come a little closer.
Dylan: Yeah! Do you like spanki-OUCH!!
Harper: Whew! Thank God I hid this little stun gun under my pillow! But I need to hide, he’ll wake up soon.
*****
Trance: This happened in the future I was in too, so I was prepared. See ya.
*****
Harper: Beka, you gotta help me!
Beka: What did you do now, Harper?
Harper: It’s Dylan! He wants me to be his sex toy!
Beka: What?! Harper!!
Harper: I’m not kidding, Beka! He’s after my ass and then he’ll-
Beka: I get the picture. Come on, I’ll hide you in my cabin.
Harper: Oh, thank you, Beka. You have no idea how scared I was. He really meant it…
Beka: It’s ok, Harper, I’ll protect you. Here we are.
Harper: I can’t believe this is happening. I mean, I saw how he looked at me sometimes but I never thou- what are those restraints for, Beka?
*****
Dylan: Andromeda, where’s Harper now?
Andromeda: In Beka’s cabin.
*****
Dylan: Hmmm, I wonder if these bots could be altered….
*****
Beka: Come in, Dylan.
Harper: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! You can’t do this, Beka! You’re my best friend!
Dylan: Why are you doing this, Beka?
Beka: I want to watch.
Harper: You backstabbing pervert!!
Beka: So I’m a perv, big deal.
Dylan: This will be much easier if you cooperate, Harper. I won’t hurt you.
Harper: NO WAY!! Absofreakinlutely no way!
Beka: I wouldn’t be bothering to come up with strange words right now if I were you.
Harper: Andromeda, activate Harper defense Hendrix 1 A Gamma Niner.
Andromeda: Hendrix 1 A Gamma Niner, aye.
Beka: OHMYGOD!!! What is that horrible noise?!
Andromeda: A rendition of the United States of America’s national anthem by a musician named Jimi Hendrix at maximum volume.
Dylan: TURN IT OFF!! TURN IT OFF!!
Andromeda: I believe the correct phrase is “turn on, tune in and drop out”.
*****
Beka: Thank God that’s over! Andromeda, where is Harper now?
Andromeda: He has disabled my internal sensors.
Dylan: Beka, you know, you do have beautiful eyes. And a really nice pair of, well-
Beka: Oh, shit.
Dylan: It’s ok, Beka, I won’t hur-OW!
Beka: Now I’d better hide.
*****
Dylan: I’m sure these bots could be altered…..
*****
Harper: Tyr!! Please, please don’t tell Dylan you saw me!
Tyr: What have you done now, Harper?
Harper: Dylan is after my ass! He wants to screw me! As in anal sex!
Tyr: He wants you?
Harper: What’s that supposed to mean?!
*****
Dylan: Rommie! You look ravishing!
Rommie: I could break you in half in less than three seconds, Captain.
Dylan: Right.
*****
Harper: I’ll have you know that I’m the best! Most mobile anal muscles in the universe!
Tyr: Really now?
Harper: You better freakin’ believe it!
Dylan: I’m so glad to hear that, Seamus.
Harper: Eeep!!
Tyr: I cannot allow you to molest our engineer, Dylan.
Dylan: Why not? Why should you care, Tyr?
Tyr: Because he’s mine. Everyone knows that.
Dylan: Since when?
Tyr: Since he told us about his….talents.
Dylan: Are you prepared to fight for him?
Tyr: Of course.
Dylan: You're in for the fight of your life, Nietzschean.
Tyr: As are you, human.
*****
Harper: I’d be worried if I were still there.
*****
Crew: What was the deal with this crap, 3eyes? You made us all sound like idiots and sex maniacs!
3eyes: Hey! You’re not supposed to backtalk me!
Crew: What’re going to do, punish us like you did in that “bad mood” drabble?
3eyes: You thought that was punishment?
Andromeda: The Magog Worldship has just appeared on my sensors. Slipstream core and weapons inoperable. Internal defenses inoperable…..
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The following phrases were written by Mark:
Dylan: Come here you cute lil bas#ard...I wanna pinch those cute little dimpled cheeks!
Harper: I want my Rommie!
Dylan's 'HUNT' is on! He wants hugs and kisses...bad!
Thanks, dude. :) ;)
Author: three eyes open / aka "silken"
Spoilers: Nope.
Disclaimer: No copyright infringement intended; just me and my muse getting our kicks.
Notes: This piece, like "Taking a Break" was inspired by my friend Mark at a Drom message board.
<><><><>
Dylan: My hand is actually cramping! I can’t stand this anymore!
Andromeda: Can’t stand what?
Dylan: Oh, nothing, nothing. Um, where’s Harper?
Andromeda: On the Maru.
*****
Harper: Hey, boss, whatcha want?
Dylan: You.
Harper: Excuse me?!
Dylan: I want you. Now.
Harper: You don’t mean….
Dylan: Come here you cute lil bastard...I wanna pinch those cute little dimpled cheeks!
Harper: I want my Rommie!
Dylan: I want hugs and kisses! Bad!
Harper: Come a little closer.
Dylan: Yeah! Do you like spanki-OUCH!!
Harper: Whew! Thank God I hid this little stun gun under my pillow! But I need to hide, he’ll wake up soon.
*****
Trance: This happened in the future I was in too, so I was prepared. See ya.
*****
Harper: Beka, you gotta help me!
Beka: What did you do now, Harper?
Harper: It’s Dylan! He wants me to be his sex toy!
Beka: What?! Harper!!
Harper: I’m not kidding, Beka! He’s after my ass and then he’ll-
Beka: I get the picture. Come on, I’ll hide you in my cabin.
Harper: Oh, thank you, Beka. You have no idea how scared I was. He really meant it…
Beka: It’s ok, Harper, I’ll protect you. Here we are.
Harper: I can’t believe this is happening. I mean, I saw how he looked at me sometimes but I never thou- what are those restraints for, Beka?
*****
Dylan: Andromeda, where’s Harper now?
Andromeda: In Beka’s cabin.
*****
Dylan: Hmmm, I wonder if these bots could be altered….
*****
Beka: Come in, Dylan.
Harper: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! You can’t do this, Beka! You’re my best friend!
Dylan: Why are you doing this, Beka?
Beka: I want to watch.
Harper: You backstabbing pervert!!
Beka: So I’m a perv, big deal.
Dylan: This will be much easier if you cooperate, Harper. I won’t hurt you.
Harper: NO WAY!! Absofreakinlutely no way!
Beka: I wouldn’t be bothering to come up with strange words right now if I were you.
Harper: Andromeda, activate Harper defense Hendrix 1 A Gamma Niner.
Andromeda: Hendrix 1 A Gamma Niner, aye.
Beka: OHMYGOD!!! What is that horrible noise?!
Andromeda: A rendition of the United States of America’s national anthem by a musician named Jimi Hendrix at maximum volume.
Dylan: TURN IT OFF!! TURN IT OFF!!
Andromeda: I believe the correct phrase is “turn on, tune in and drop out”.
*****
Beka: Thank God that’s over! Andromeda, where is Harper now?
Andromeda: He has disabled my internal sensors.
Dylan: Beka, you know, you do have beautiful eyes. And a really nice pair of, well-
Beka: Oh, shit.
Dylan: It’s ok, Beka, I won’t hur-OW!
Beka: Now I’d better hide.
*****
Dylan: I’m sure these bots could be altered…..
*****
Harper: Tyr!! Please, please don’t tell Dylan you saw me!
Tyr: What have you done now, Harper?
Harper: Dylan is after my ass! He wants to screw me! As in anal sex!
Tyr: He wants you?
Harper: What’s that supposed to mean?!
*****
Dylan: Rommie! You look ravishing!
Rommie: I could break you in half in less than three seconds, Captain.
Dylan: Right.
*****
Harper: I’ll have you know that I’m the best! Most mobile anal muscles in the universe!
Tyr: Really now?
Harper: You better freakin’ believe it!
Dylan: I’m so glad to hear that, Seamus.
Harper: Eeep!!
Tyr: I cannot allow you to molest our engineer, Dylan.
Dylan: Why not? Why should you care, Tyr?
Tyr: Because he’s mine. Everyone knows that.
Dylan: Since when?
Tyr: Since he told us about his….talents.
Dylan: Are you prepared to fight for him?
Tyr: Of course.
Dylan: You're in for the fight of your life, Nietzschean.
Tyr: As are you, human.
*****
Harper: I’d be worried if I were still there.
*****
Crew: What was the deal with this crap, 3eyes? You made us all sound like idiots and sex maniacs!
3eyes: Hey! You’re not supposed to backtalk me!
Crew: What’re going to do, punish us like you did in that “bad mood” drabble?
3eyes: You thought that was punishment?
Andromeda: The Magog Worldship has just appeared on my sensors. Slipstream core and weapons inoperable. Internal defenses inoperable…..
<><><><>
The following phrases were written by Mark:
Dylan: Come here you cute lil bas#ard...I wanna pinch those cute little dimpled cheeks!
Harper: I want my Rommie!
Dylan's 'HUNT' is on! He wants hugs and kisses...bad!
Thanks, dude. :) ;)